Cozi TV TV Guide — Friday, 5 June 2026

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Friday, 5 June 2026. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E5 · Carmen's Dating Comedy

Carmen's Dating

When George discovers that Carmen's new popular boyfriend refuses to be seen with her in public, he decides to confront the boy himself.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E6 · Split Decision Comedy

Split Decision

George fears for his job after he lets a big secret slip at a company party, but a corporate realignment soon leaves him in another difficult situation.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E7 · No One Gets Out Alive Comedy

No One Gets Out Alive

A safety board shuts down George's plant while they inspect the company's landing gear; the Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E8 · Bringing Home the Bacon Comedy

Bringing Home the Bacon

George is unemployed while his plant is investigated, and he wants to cancel Carmen's expensive 15th birthday party because the family needs to save money.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E24 · Happy Birthday Comedy

Happy Birthday

Dan decides to build Roseanne an office for her birthday so that she will finally have a place to work, but soon after she is stricken with writer's block.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E1 · The Test Comedy

The Test

Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again and gathers the family together, but things go bad when the family voices their unwanted opinions.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E23 · The Wedding, Part 2 Comedy

The Wedding, Part 2

On the day of Maxwell and Fran's wedding, Maxwell's sister causes Fran to get cold feet; C.C. makes one last attempt to obtain Maxwell.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E1 · The Honeymoon's Overboard Comedy

The Honeymoon's Overboard

Maxwell and Fran find themselves stranded on a deserted island after falling over the side of their honeymoon yacht; Maxwell is bitten by a poisonous animal.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E2 · Fran Gets Shushed Comedy

Fran Gets Shushed

Fran believes Maxwell agree to tone down their personalities; problems arise when Fran and Maxwell get locked in a bathroom together during a dinner meeting.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E3 · Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary Comedy

Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary

Maxwell hurts Fran's feelings by calling her a nanny in the middle of a heated argument, and even repeats the offense on national television.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S4 · E1 · Man's Best Friend: Part 1 Drama

Man's Best Friend: Part 1

A very wealthy couple is unable to bear children, so they decide to hire a surrogate mother to fulfill their dreams of being parents.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S4 · E2 · Man's Best Friend: Part 2 Drama

Man's Best Friend: Part 2

A foster child named Alex is reunited with his long-lost canine, only to face another devastating separation after he is adopted by a foster family.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S4 · E18 · Buddy's Ashes Comedy

Buddy's Ashes

After his uncle's death, Malcolm must scatter his ashes into the Missouri River, but Eddie accidentally interferes with the remains and keeps it from Malcolm.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S1 · E1 · Pilot Comedy

Pilot

While Malcolm preps for his audition to become a sports commentator, Eddie accidentally destroys the television he was using to record his talents.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S2 · E2 · Somebody's Sleepin' in My Bed Comedy

Somebody's Sleepin' in My Bed

Steve and Cedric argue over Lovita making herself too welcome at home in the apartment, so Cedric storms out and spends the night at Regina's.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S2 · E3 · Bully Call Comedy

Bully Call

The school tough and intimidating Coretta "The Ox" Cox takes a romantic interest in Romeo and immediately frightens off his regular girls.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S3 · E5 · Matinee Comedy

Matinee

Mark finds out the pains of little kids at the movies when he goes with Nicole and her friends; Mark joins the school's anti-violence committee.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S3 · E6 · Mo' Money Comedy

Mo' Money

Mark tries to bring in a little extra coin by investing in a vending machine; Vanessa tries to overcome her fear of taking the bus.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E3 · The Dope Diamond Comedy

The Dope Diamond

Fran's boyfriend proposes to her after only two weeks of dating, which makes Maxwell suspicious of the individual; Fran and her mother attend a therapy session.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E4 · A Fine Family Feud Comedy

A Fine Family Feud

Fran schedules to have Maggie's 16th birthday party at her aunt's dance club, but she must first settle a decades-old argument between her mother and her aunt.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S7 · E26 · Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute Comedy

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

The Conners play the roles of "Gilligan's Island" characters in Dan's fantasy as he is torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E1 · Shower the People You Love with Stuff Comedy

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

Roseanne hopes her baby shower gifts can be exchanged to pay for her baby crib; Becky and Darlene fight over painting the nursery.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E2 · Let Them Eat Junk Comedy

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie gets angry when she learns that Roseanne fed her baby junk food; D.J. spends the day with Dan to learn more about him.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E3 · Roseanne in the Hood Comedy

Roseanne in the Hood

Roseanne grows worried about the Lunch Box when a new restaurant opens nearby and immediately devises a series of schemes to thwart the eatery's progress.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E9 · George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante Comedy

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante

A known sexual predator moves into the neighborhood, raising fears and prompting George and Angie to finally have the big talk with Max.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E10 · George Is Maid To Be Ruth-less Comedy

George Is Maid To Be Ruth-less

The Lopez family hires a maid whose superb cooking and cleaning skills quickly earn her a special place in George's heart making Benny feel replaced.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E11 · George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness Comedy

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

When George discovers that Benny's old lover has returned to Los Angeles, he attempts to keep the two of them from rekindling their romance.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E12 · George Uses His Vato Power To Save Dinero Que La Comedy

George Uses His Vato Power To Save Dinero Que La

George and Angie decide that their spending habits have gotten out of control, so they place a bet to determine which of them is able to live most frugally.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E11 · And Baby Makes Money Comedy

And Baby Makes Money

After a dead relative pledged $500,000 to the couple who names a baby after him, Peg and Al attempt to give birth to another child.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E12 · Married ... with Who Comedy

Married ... with Who

When Marcy spends the weekend at a banking convention, she has one drink too many and wakes up the next morning to discover she has married a stranger.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E13 · The Godfather Comedy

The Godfather

When Kelly begins dating a 41-year-old gentleman with the right connections, Al suddenly becomes known as the neighborhood godfather.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E14 · Look Who's Barking Comedy

Look Who's Barking

Buck brings a female dog into the Bundy's house, but he feels neglected when the family only cares about the new dog and ignores him.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E15 · A Man's Castle Comedy

A Man's Castle

Upon completing classes at a school for decorating, Peg makes Al's bathroom sanctuary her first project and proceeds to drench the entire room in pink paint.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E16 · All Night Security Dude Comedy

All Night Security Dude

Al obtains a job as a security guard at Polk High, but he gets fired from his new job after the championship trophy is stolen by his old nemesis.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E14 · Paint Misbehavin' Comedy

Paint Misbehavin'

Carrie creates a faux pax by telling Doug she finds Deacon sexy and when the group plays paintball for Deacon's birthday, it turns into an all out war.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E13 · Hi Def-Jam Comedy

Hi Def-Jam

Doug feels he can't watch the Super Bowl without HDTV once he's seen it and when he finds out Carrie's boss owns one he plots to get invited over for the game.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E15 · Deacon Blues Comedy

Deacon Blues

While picking up takeout, Doug bumps into Deacon with another woman, leading Carrie to explain that cheating is still cheating even if you keep your clothes on.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E16 · Horizontal Hold Comedy

Horizontal Hold

Carrie has doubts about her marriage after Deacon and Kelly separate; she and Doug agree to put sex on hold until they learn to talk things out.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S5 · E2 · Media Room Slash Dungeon Comedy

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie is surprised when he enjoys conversation on an evening with Evelyn; Alan begins sleeping with a woman who has an unfortunate post-love-making reaction.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S5 · E3 · Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Comedy

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie humors Alan by agreeing to go on a blind-date with a more age-appropriate woman; surprised by how smart and sexy she is, he fervently pursues her.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S5 · E4 · City of Great Racks Comedy

City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda's relationship is becoming more serious until he begins seeing his former stalker, Rose, everywhere; he goes to see Dr. Freeman for advice.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S5 · E5 · Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Comedy

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Desperately worried about finances due to Charlie's lack of jingle-selling success, Alan foolishly enrolls in a clinical trial to earn some extra money.