Cozi TV TV Guide — Friday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Friday, 9 October 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E18 · Profiles in Courage Comedy

Profiles in Courage

George is given the choice to demote an employee for his ethnicity or hinder his own career based on his company's desire to obtain a government contract.
00:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E19 · Secrets and Lies Comedy

Secrets and Lies

When a drunken Benny slips and falls at work, she decides to exaggerate her injury in order to receive worker's compensation or sue the company.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E20 · Girls Night Out Comedy

Girls Night Out

Angie begins to feel that she may have made a mistake by inviting a former gang member to live in their home; Max picks up some disturbing new habits.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E21 · I Only Have Eyes for You Comedy

I Only Have Eyes for You

Carmen becomes upset at George because she believes that he has been paying more attention to Max than to her; Carmen decides to punish Max.
02:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E19 · Springtime for David Comedy

Springtime for David

After coming back home from Disney World, David is motivated to find work at an amusement park and decides to move out when he finds a job at one.
02:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E20 · Another Mouth to Shut Up Comedy

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Darlene shocks both the family and David when she proposes to him, but he gets another surprise announcement when she informs him that she is pregnant.
03:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E13 · Call Me Fran Comedy

Call Me Fran

Fran realizes that she is chasing a man who has no intentions of marrying her and decides to turn their relationship into one that is strictly professional.
03:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E14 · Not Without My Nanny Comedy

Not Without My Nanny

Fran takes Grace to visit her pen pal, a sultan's son living in a foreign country; Fran is trapped in the Middle East when the sultan refuses to let her leave.
04:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E15 · The Engagement Comedy

The Engagement

Maxwell tells Niles that he has picked out an engagement ring and is preparing to ask for Fran's hand in marriage, but Niles lets the secret out.
04:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E16 · The Dinner Party Comedy

The Dinner Party

While picking out an engagement ring and hosting a dinner party, Fran begins to feel that she is held in low regard by upper-class citizens.
05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S2 · E3 · Straight Outta Lagos Comedy

Straight Outta Lagos

Bob eagerly waits to show off Abishola during an industry awards gala; Douglas attempts to act like a blue-collar worker on the warehouse floor.
05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S4 · E18 · A Hundred CCs of Handsome Comedy

A Hundred CCs of Handsome

After Bob talks Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, Abishola decides to fix things herself; Kofo considers a permanent change to his relationship with Goodwin.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E9 · The Two Mrs. Sheffields Comedy

The Two Mrs. Sheffields

Maxwell's judgmental mother arrives at the Sheffield house for a visit, and she immediately turns adversarial towards Fran; Maxwell asks Fran to marry him.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E10 · Having His Baby Comedy

Having His Baby

Fran contemplates being artificially inseminated after learning that her ex-fiancé has fathered a child; Fran agrees to look after a movie star's child.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E11 · The Unkindest Gift Comedy

The Unkindest Gift

Fran and the Sheffield's travel to Hollywood in order to appear on a television show that is featuring a humorous home video that Fran sent in.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E13 · An Offer She Can't Refuse Comedy

An Offer She Can't Refuse

Fran discovers that the man she is dating is possibly connected to a crime family, but she becomes too scared to end the relationship.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E14 · The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked Comedy

The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked

Peg and her friends go out to the strip bar with the men to see the real reason they go; Kelly works on acting in a weight loss commercial.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E15 · Kelly Takes a Shot Comedy

Kelly Takes a Shot

Kelly desires to get a much-needed acting gig in an upcoming commercial, but circumstances of the ad force her to learn how to handle a bow and arrow.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E20 · Something Larry This Way Comes Comedy

Something Larry This Way Comes

Kelly's acting teacher, Larry Storch, has plans to visit the Bundy house, but he gets knocked out by Gary and Al must help rescue Kelly.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E16 · Get the Dodge Outta Hell Comedy

Get the Dodge Outta Hell

The Bundy's beloved Dodge mysteriously turns up missing when the family decides to stop at a car wash on their way to Wanker County.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E24 · Pregnant Pause - Part 1 Comedy

Pregnant Pause - Part 1

On discovering she is pregnant, Carrie starts to doubt that her and Doug are ready for parenthood; Arthur proclaims he needs his own bathroom.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E25 · Pregnant Pause - Part 2 Comedy

Pregnant Pause - Part 2

Doug attempts to take all the burden away from a pregnant Carrie, but ends up stressing himself out; Arthur is irritated that his bathroom is not complete.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E21 · Morning Becomes Obnoxious Comedy

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Roseanne is at the diner when she is asked to be a news commentator on a morning television talk show and brings along Jackie to be her manager.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E22 · Ballroom Blitz Comedy

Ballroom Blitz

Bev has quickly become attracted to her new ballroom dance instructor, but becomes infuriated with him when he begins flirting with the divorced Jackie.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E23 · The Wedding Comedy

The Wedding

Emotions consume Roseanne and Dan as they prepare for Darlene and David to wed, but the ceremony is interrupted by a life-threatening situation.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E24 · Heart & Soul Comedy

Heart & Soul

Roseanne tries to do everything in her power to make sure things go smoothly in the hospital after Dan suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E25 · Fights and Stuff Comedy

Fights and Stuff

Dan gets news from his doctor that his food consumption is very unhealthy and that he should go on a diet to avoid another heart attack in the future.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S9 · E1 · Call Waiting Comedy

Call Waiting

Roseanne is holed up at Jackie's after a heated argument with Dan; Jackie realizes that they have won $108 million in the state lottery.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E23 · She Drives Me Crazy Comedy

She Drives Me Crazy

While taking Carmen out for a driving lesson, Benny is caught drinking in the vehicle and is forced to make an appearance in court.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E24 · George Goes to Disneyland Comedy

George Goes to Disneyland

Angie decides to take Max to Disneyland after he receives an award at school, but George looks for an excuse to avoid going to the theme park with the family.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E25 · Bachelor Party Comedy

Bachelor Party

As Benny and Randy prepare for their bachelor and bachelorette parties, Accident Amy returns and attempts to win Randy back before the wedding can take place.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E26 · Wrecking Ball Comedy

Wrecking Ball

Benny grows volatile after her breakup with Randy, which leads to her becoming the prime suspect when the plant is vandalized the night she goes out drinking.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E17 · The Egg and I Comedy

The Egg and I

Steve returns, but finds out that Marcy remarried; the Bundy family learns Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E19 · Psychic Avengers Comedy

Psychic Avengers

Jefferson lets Al in on the secret of his psychic phone scam, but the Bundy family soon takes over the growing business.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E18 · My Dinner with Anthrax Comedy

My Dinner with Anthrax

Bud wins a "Dinner with Anthrax" contest and sends Al and Peg away on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visits the house.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E20 · High I.Q. Comedy

High I.Q.

Bud becomes suspicious when Kelly receives an invitation to a party for intelligent people; Al and Jefferson team up to repair an old workbench.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E21 · Teacher Pets Comedy

Teacher Pets

Bud juggles two women at once, one being his English teacher; the family ignores Peggy when she is sick; Al gets free pizza by attending children's parties.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E22 · The Goodbye Girl Comedy

The Goodbye Girl

Bud attempts to make Kelly's new job at the local amusement park a miserable experience for her; Al takes a vacation in the living room.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E2 · Sight Gag Comedy

Sight Gag

Doug gets laser eye surgery for Carrie for her birthday but her sight ends up worse than before, ruining her birthday party at the same time.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E1 · Walk, Man Comedy

Walk, Man

Doug hires Spence's dog walker to spend time with Arthur so that he and Carrie can have some personal time to work on having a baby.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E4 · Friender Bender Comedy

Friender Bender

When Doug rear-ends Deacon and Kelly's car and doesn't want to use insurance to cover the cost, a fun night out turns into an argument of who's cheaper.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E3 · Mean Streak Comedy

Mean Streak

Doug is about to break the record at IPS for 951 perfect delivery days; Carrie is confused when she finds out Holly likes spending time with Arthur.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

Of Course He's Dead - Part One Comedy

Of Course He's Dead - Part One

Alan Harper and Walden Schmidt's hunt for an ideal life and true love comes to a close, and yet the question of whether Charlie Harper is alive arises.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

Of Course He's Dead - Part Two Comedy

Of Course He's Dead - Part Two

Alan Harper and Walden Schmidt's hunt for an ideal life and true love comes to a close, and yet the question of whether Charlie Harper is alive arises.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

Comedy

A well-to-do bachelor with a never-ending stream of girlfriends agrees to share his beachside home with his divorced, uptight brother.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E2 · Big Flappy Bastards Comedy

Big Flappy Bastards

Charlie gets his first lesson in parenting when he agrees to watch Jake for Alan while Alan desperately tries to win Judith back.

Early Morning

Roseanne

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Morning

Daytime

Roseanne

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Roseanne

Roseanne

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Roseanne

Evening