Cozi TV TV Guide — Friday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Friday, 18 September 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E15 · Sabes Quake Comedy

Sabes Quake

When an earthquake strikes California, George grapples with deep-seated fears relating to natural disasters; George and Carmen decide to live in the yard.
00:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E16 · George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain Comedy

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

When Benny demands money for a box of George's childhood memorabilia, George discovers that his mother gave Angie financial assistance.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E17 · George Buys a Vow Comedy

George Buys a Vow

George asks his wife for help in planning a fake wedding in order to covertly discover which details would help create her dream wedding.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E18 · George Watcha's Out for Jason Comedy

George Watcha's Out for Jason

Carmen's boyfriend Jason gets into serious trouble while his parents are out of town, so George allows the teen to move in with the Lopez family.
02:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E18 · Communicable Theater Comedy

Communicable Theater

Roseanne is left to take care of the whole family when Dan gets the flu, leaving her to make him feel better along with all the tasks the kids bring her.
02:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E19 · Vegas Interruptus Comedy

Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne is faced with a tough decision when her job is put on the line due to her vacation with Dan to go see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
03:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E5 · Val's Apartment Comedy

Val's Apartment

Fran decides that she needs more independence from Maxwell and the children, which prompts her to move into an apartment with Val.
03:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E6 · Shopaholic Comedy

Shopaholic

Fran falls into a depression after learning that her former fiancé is now engaged to a new woman; Fran attends a support group for her uncontrollable shopping.
04:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E7 · Oy Vey, You're Gay Comedy

Oy Vey, You're Gay

Maxwell decides to transform his image by hiring a publicist, who proceeds to give him a 'bad boy' makeover; Maxwell begins to fall for his publicist.
04:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E8 · The Party's Over Comedy

The Party's Over

Fran and Val decide to find single men in the city by hosting a singles party at the Sheffield's house while Maxwell and C.C. are out of town.
05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.
05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E4 · Sara's Parents Comedy

Sara's Parents

The Sheffield children's maternal grandparents arrive for a visit and grow very angry upon discovering Fran's intentions to legally adopt the children.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E5 · Maggie's Boyfriend Comedy

Maggie's Boyfriend

Maggie brings her Jewish boyfriend home to meet Fran and Maxwell, but Maxwell becomes upset after Maggie reveals that she is moving in with her new beau.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E6 · I'm Pregnant Comedy

I'm Pregnant

Maggie visits a doctor after she discovers that she may be pregnant, but the doctor informs her that she is most likely not pregnant while Fran probably is.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E7 · Mom's the Word Comedy

Mom's the Word

Fran struggles with the best way to tell Maxwell the news about her being pregnant; Brighton and Yetta lose each other at the movies.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E6 · Frat Chance Comedy

Frat Chance

Bud desperately wants to meet some gorgeous women, but a lack of success leads him to become the founder of an outlandish new fraternity.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E7 · The Chicago Wine Party Comedy

The Chicago Wine Party

When the city threatens to impose a beer tax of two cents, the Bundys join forces with citizens who oppose the proposal and vote against it.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E8 · Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore Comedy

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

When Al demands that Kelly find a job and begin earning her money, she finds an opening at a restaurant for a waitress and she immediately applies.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E9 · Rock of Ages Comedy

Rock of Ages

Everyone in the Bundy family attempts to play the part of rock and roll stars in hopes of gaining admission to an exclusive new lounge club.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E16 · Knee Jerk Comedy

Knee Jerk

Carrie accidentally pushes Doug down the stairs, and he attempts to get revenge against her by milking his injury and making her care for him.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E11 · Baker's Doesn't Comedy

Baker's Doesn't

When the Heffernans are shamed into participating in a church event, Carrie realizes that her baking skills may not be up to the task.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E20 · Her Boyfriend's Back Comedy

Her Boyfriend's Back

Becky becomes frustrated that her parents are unable to afford the car that she wants for herself and decides to take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E21 · Troubles with the Rubbles Comedy

Troubles with the Rubbles

The Connors welcome a new next-door neighbor but the mother instantly dislikes Roseanne and looks down on her because of their living situation.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E22 · Second Time Around Comedy

Second Time Around

Dan suffers a near-fatal accident at work and once D.J. finds out about it, he begins following him around obsessively since he does not want to lose him.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E23 · Dances with Darlene Comedy

Dances with Darlene

Darlene's school dance is approaching and Roseanne feels that she should wear something more feminine to the dance to attract the attention of the guys.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E24 · Scenes from a Barbecue Comedy

Scenes from a Barbecue

The Connors decide to throw a barbecue in the backyard to celebrate Mothers Day with some guests, but things go awry once Roseanne's grandmother arrives.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E25 · The Pied Piper of Landford Comedy

The Pied Piper of Landford

Dan and Roseanne are excited to open up a motorcycle shop in Lanford with one of their old friends but his cold feet cause the situation to become dire.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E7 · George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good" Comedy

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good"

George asks his niece to go a little more conservative with her looks when Angie begins to fear that advancing age is taking its toll on her appearance.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E8 · George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes Comedy

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

The grief that comes with the passing of Angie's mother is compounded when George realizes that he neglected to reserve a gravesite for her.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E9 · George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante Comedy

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante

A known sexual predator moves into the neighborhood, raising fears and prompting George and Angie to finally have the big talk with Max.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E10 · George Is Maid To Be Ruth-less Comedy

George Is Maid To Be Ruth-less

The Lopez family hires a maid whose superb cooking and cleaning skills quickly earn her a special place in George's heart making Benny feel replaced.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E19 · Impo-Dent Comedy

Impo-Dent

Marcy drives Steve's new Mercedes and ends up damaging it and when Steve finds out, he pretends he is impotent and forces her to be his servant.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E20 · Just Married ... with Children Comedy

Just Married ... with Children

Al and Peg take part in a newlywed game show by posing as the recently-married Steve and Marcy in order to take home the prize of a new washing machine.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E21 · Father Lode Comedy

Father Lode

When Al wins at the race track, he tries to keep it a secret from Peg, but she soon figures it out and begins taking money from his wallet.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E22 · All in the Family Comedy

All in the Family

When Peg's unsophisticated relatives stop in for a visit, her bickering uncles and singing aunts interrupt Al's plan to relax and enjoy a John Wayne movie.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S3 · E1 · He Thought He Could Comedy

He Thought He Could

Al returns to the old library he frequented as a child to return a book he has had since 1957 and encounters the same overweight librarian.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S3 · E2 · I'm Going to Sweatland Comedy

I'm Going to Sweatland

Peg thinks that she had an Elvis sighting at the mall and when Marcy takes notice of a sweat stain on Al's shirt in the shape of the King, fans come running.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E17 · Present Tense Comedy

Present Tense

Doug and Carrie stage a robbery inside their home in order to free themselves of an awkward anniversary present from Deacon and Kelly.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E15 · Buggie Nights Comedy

Buggie Nights

Arthur brings a bug infestation into the home, leading Carrie and Doug to move out while the slightly creepy exterminator does his work.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E18 · Sold-y Locks Comedy

Sold-y Locks

Doug tries to convince Carrie to sell her hair to a wig-maker to raise money for their cruise, but finds himself disappointed with the results.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E19 · Emotional Rollercoaster Comedy

Emotional Rollercoaster

When Doug learns that Carrie is disappointed with his lack of ambition, he feigns a mid-life crisis in order to take a much-anticipated rollercoaster ride.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E19 · Palmdale, Ech Comedy

Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey finally have the opportunity to introduce their mothers to one another; Jake and Eldridge ask Walden to drive them to a high school party.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E20 · Grandma's Pie Comedy

Grandma's Pie

Walden must break the news to Zoey that he plans on going into business with his ex-wife; Alan and Lyndsey come to terms with their moms' new relationship.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E21 · Mr. Hose Says "Yes" Comedy

Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

Walden's commitment is put to the test when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him; Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E22 · Why We Gave Up Women Comedy

Why We Gave Up Women

When Alan suffers a minor heart attack, the ghost of Charlie decides to pay him a visit at his hospital bedside and haunt him during his stay there.

Early Morning

Roseanne

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Morning

Daytime

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Roseanne

Evening