Cozi TV TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Thursday, 27 August 2026. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E1 · Who's Your Daddy? Comedy

Who's Your Daddy?

George learns from a distant aunt that his mother lied to him about the death of his father, and he sets out on a mission to find the man.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E2 · Token of Unappreciation Comedy

Token of Unappreciation

George considers joining a rival company when he begins to feel unappreciated by his bosses; the popular girls at Carmen's school want her to join their ranks.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E3 · Show Dyslexic The Comedy

Show Dyslexic The

The possibility of Max having dyslexia causes George to grow extremely defensive, especially when Angie begins to believe the same.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E4 · Halloween Cheer Comedy

Halloween Cheer

George faces pressure from the plant to fire an employee who is struggling at work due to the hardships he is facing in his personal life.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S10 · E3 · Eggs Over, Not Easy Comedy

Eggs Over, Not Easy

Becky's surrogacy plan is tested; when an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy, Roseanne steps in to help out.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S10 · E4 · Darlene v. David Comedy

Darlene v. David

David makes an unexpected appearance for Harris' birthday; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner household after something happens at the nursing home.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E12 · Take Back Your Mink Comedy

Take Back Your Mink

Fran inherits a mink coat from her great-aunt, but she faces a dilemma when Maggie becomes upset due to her stance against using animal products.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E13 · The Strike Comedy

The Strike

Maxwell gets bad publicity when the media captures him forcefully making Fran cross a picket line, so they try to settle the issue by appearing on a talk show.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E14 · I've Got a Secret Comedy

I've Got a Secret

Maxwell invites a high-profile celebrity to recuperate at the Sheffield house following plastic surgery, and Fran attempts to discover who the mystery guest is.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E15 · Kindervelt Days Comedy

Kindervelt Days

The kids arrange for Fran to be escorted to her childhood summer camp's reunion by television star Erik Estrada so that she can impress her friends.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S4 · E4 · Inner Boss Bitch Comedy

Inner Boss Bitch

Christina turns to Abishola for help after having spurned her family by quitting MaxDot only to be fired from her new position; Bob and Uncle Tunde go fishing.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S2 · E2 · Paris is for Lovers, Not Mothers Comedy

Paris is for Lovers, Not Mothers

Bob and Abishola's engagement celebration is interrupted after Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument; Douglas gets a job at MaxDot thanks to Dottie.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S1 · E24 · Thoroughbreds: Part 1 Drama

Thoroughbreds: Part 1

The daughter of a horse trainer finds love with the wealthy young man, and the two decide to elope and disregard their family's wishes.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S1 · E25 · Thoroughbreds: Part 2 Drama

Thoroughbreds: Part 2

Tests reveal that Lizzy has cancer and is also pregnant but she decides not to tell Garth until she knows what her odds are for survival.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S2 · E23 · Kansas City Split Comedy

Kansas City Split

Malcolm's meeting with a spiritual advisor leads to a wedding date and the selling of his bar; Eddie considers taking an employment opportunity in Pittsburgh.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E1 · My New Friend's Wedding Comedy

My New Friend's Wedding

Malcolm and Eddie recall meeting each other for the first time at Eddie's wedding after his bride-to-be left him standing at the altar.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S1 · E19 · The Roof Is on Fire Comedy

The Roof Is on Fire

Steve tries to spark up Regina's dull party but proceeds to set the roof on fire, so he offers to let her stay at his place while the roof is repaired.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S1 · E17 · I Do, I Don't Comedy

I Do, I Don't

Snoop Dogg and producer Sean "Diddy" Combs visit the high school to explain to Steve's class about the rumored rivalry between East and West Coast rappers.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S3 · E22 · High Hopes Comedy

High Hopes

Vanessa gets a proposal; Mark wants to win the state championship; Geneva looks for a better position at the school.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S4 · E1 · Together Again Comedy

Together Again

Vanessa and Mark return to Oakland after disappointing summers and learn that Geneva is now principal of the high school.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E7 · Oy Vey, You're Gay Comedy

Oy Vey, You're Gay

Maxwell decides to transform his image by hiring a publicist, who proceeds to give him a 'bad boy' makeover; Maxwell begins to fall for his publicist.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E8 · The Party's Over Comedy

The Party's Over

Fran and Val decide to find single men in the city by hosting a singles party at the Sheffield's house while Maxwell and C.C. are out of town.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E5 · Halloween: The Final Chapter Comedy

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Halloween has arrived as Dan and David entertain the kids in the neighborhood, while an Ouija board tells Roseanne that she is going to go into labor.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E6 · The Fifties Show Comedy

The Fifties Show

The Conners take a trip back to the 1950s, living the life of the sitcoms wherein Roseanne is the always happy housewife and Dan is the workhorse husband.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E7 · The Getaway, Almost Comedy

The Getaway, Almost

Roseanne and Jackie have a crazy shopping trip with the baby after they offer a ride to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E8 · The Last Thursday in November Comedy

The Last Thursday in November

D.J.'s teacher decides to give his students free reign for the upcoming Thanksgiving pageant which begins to upset some of their parents about the idea.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E5 · Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode Comedy

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

George tries to drown his sorrows at the bar, but when he takes a shot with a worm in it, he has a vision in which he and Ernie are gay lovers set to wed.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E6 · George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah Comedy

George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George turns to the host of a popular reality TV game show for help when he suspects that Vic's fiancée is an unfaithful gold-digger.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E7 · George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good" Comedy

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good"

George asks his niece to go a little more conservative with her looks when Angie begins to fear that advancing age is taking its toll on her appearance.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E8 · George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes Comedy

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

The grief that comes with the passing of Angie's mother is compounded when George realizes that he neglected to reserve a gravesite for her.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E6 · Business Still Sucks Comedy

Business Still Sucks

As a result of the demanding nature of his female customers, Al attempts to change the nature of the business in order to exclusively cater to men.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E7 · Dial "B" for Virgin Comedy

Dial "B" for Virgin

While Bud struggles with his new duties working at the virgin hotline, Al and Peggy try to decide what movie to rent from the store, but they can't agree.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E8 · Sleepless in Chicago Comedy

Sleepless in Chicago

Jefferson asks Al to lay next to Marcy in bed while he runs to the store and attempts to trick her by exchanging a valuable Barbie doll for one that is not.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E9 · No Pot to Pease In Comedy

No Pot to Pease In

Kelly tells producers almost everything about the Bundy family in an effort to get a part on a new sitcom, which causes a change in the show's direction.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E10 · Dud Bowl Comedy

Dud Bowl

Al's incessant trash-talking and bragging about a long-ago football match causes some former rivals to challenge him and his cohorts.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E11 · A Man for No Seasons Comedy

A Man for No Seasons

The members of NO MA'AM organize their own baseball league with questionable sponsors when the major league baseball teams go on strike.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E18 · Hero Worship Comedy

Hero Worship

After Doug's uncle offers him the money, he thinks about starting his own sandwich shop, but Carrie is not so sure of Doug's ability to run a business.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E19 · Screwed Driver Comedy

Screwed Driver

Doug relives his youth while his parents are visiting and Carrie is out of town, then fails a test at work and is demoted to "truck loader".

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E20 · Lush Life Comedy

Lush Life

Doug likes the new, "laid back Carrie" when she starts getting drinks after work with the girls and doesn't pester him about his diet when she gets home.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E22 · Patrons Ain't Comedy

Patrons Ain't

Carrie and Doug make a $500 donation to Deacon's son's school, but when there is a mixup with the donation amount, they try to keep the good recognition.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E22 · Just Once With Aunt Sophie Comedy

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

When Charlie starts giving Jake advice for his first boy-girl party, Alan feels jealous that his brother never shared any similar advice with him.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E2 · Who Is This Vod Kanockers? Comedy

Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

Alan is guilt-ridden when he realizes why Charlie didn't marry Mia; Charlie's new rock star neighbor won't stop wailing, causing Charlie to lose his cool.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E3 · The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Comedy

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

After crashing while attempting to impress a new girl by surfing, Charlie shares that he's seen a vision of his late father, who made a horrific request of him.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E4 · A Pot Smoking Monkey Comedy

A Pot Smoking Monkey

Alan hires Judith's former lawyer when he becomes engulfed in a custody battle over his and Kandi's dog; Jake is reluctant to heed Charlie's dating advice.