Cozi TV TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for today. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E3 · George's Dog Days of Bummer Comedy

George's Dog Days of Bummer

Benny finds a stray dog and quickly becomes attached, but George has a difficult time with the gruff biker who refuses to let the animal go.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E4 · George Drives the Batmobile Comedy

George Drives the Batmobile

George becomes upset and has a run-in with police officers after picking up Benny and her friends following a wild night on the town.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E5 · Trick or Treat Me Right Comedy

Trick or Treat Me Right

George and Angie enjoy the Halloween season by playing practical jokes, but George's good mood is negatively affected by Benny's behavior.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E6 · George Takes a Sentimental Ernie Comedy

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

George continues to avoid his own home until his mother finds a new place to stay; George tries to convince Ernie to move out of his parents' house.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E22 · Second Time Around Comedy

Second Time Around

Dan suffers a near-fatal accident at work and once D.J. finds out about it, he begins following him around obsessively since he does not want to lose him.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E23 · Dances with Darlene Comedy

Dances with Darlene

Darlene's school dance is approaching and Roseanne feels that she should wear something more feminine to the dance to attract the attention of the guys.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E11 · When You Pish Upon a Star Comedy

When You Pish Upon a Star

Fran is tasked with looking after an obnoxious child star who has agreed to play the lead in Maxwell's newest Broadway production.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E12 · Take Back Your Mink Comedy

Take Back Your Mink

Fran inherits a mink coat from her great-aunt, but she faces a dilemma when Maggie becomes upset due to her stance against using animal products.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E13 · The Strike Comedy

The Strike

Maxwell gets bad publicity when the media captures him forcefully making Fran cross a picket line, so they try to settle the issue by appearing on a talk show.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E14 · I've Got a Secret Comedy ▶ Now

I've Got a Secret

Maxwell invites a high-profile celebrity to recuperate at the Sheffield house following plastic surgery, and Fran attempts to discover who the mystery guest is.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

Fresh Batch of Lemonade - Part 1 Drama

Fresh Batch of Lemonade - Part 1

A high-school student almost gives up on life after losing both legs in a motorcycle accident; Jonathan and Mark help an embittered, paralyzed athlete.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

Fresh Batch of Lemonade - Part 2 Drama

Fresh Batch of Lemonade - Part 2

To help Deke find a reason for living after his accident and shattered dreams, Jonathan enlists the aid of a gymnast who has reasons of his own to help rehabili

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S2 · E5 · A Police Officer and a Gentleman Comedy

A Police Officer and a Gentleman

Nicolette tries to convince Eddie to make their relationship public, but he refuses; an unaware Malcolm purchases stolen lobsters for a catering job.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S2 · E6 · The Courtship of Eddie's Mother Comedy

The Courtship of Eddie's Mother

When Eddie's mother develops a romantic relationship with Malcolm's father, the two friends question whether they will become family.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S3 · E7 · Everybody Loves Regina Comedy

Everybody Loves Regina

Junior and Vincent, the two kids that Steve and Cedric mentored, return and Junior asks Regina if she would attend a date with his older brother.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S3 · E9 · Every Boy Needs a Teacher Comedy

Every Boy Needs a Teacher

Regina accepts a dinner date with the "man-boy" who services the office water cooler and enlists Lovita's to help her change her image.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S4 · E11 · Christmas '95 Comedy

Christmas '95

Growing tired with the commercialism and shopping that comes with Christmas, Mark decides to try and instill the true meaning of Christmas to his family.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S4 · E12 · Increase the Peace Comedy

Increase the Peace

Earvin falls in love with one of his classmates at school, but problems arise when her gang member brother harasses Earvin and threatens him with a gun.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S4 · E5 · Freida Needa Man Comedy

Freida Needa Man

Fran's Aunt Frieda arrives at the Sheffields' after going broke and being evicted, so Fran tries to get her rich boyfriend to propose and take her in.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S4 · E6 · Me and Mrs. Joan Comedy

Me and Mrs. Joan

Maxwell accidentally runs into his estranged father after not having seen him since he abandoned the family for his secretary; Brighton attends ballet classes.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S10 · E6 · Go Cubs Comedy

Go Cubs

The Conner's attempt to get Mary to connect with her military mother Geena, who is stationed in Afghanistan; Dan loses a significant job.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S10 · E7 · Netflix & Pill Comedy

Netflix & Pill

Roseanne reveals a bigger issue with her injured knee; Crystal says that she is retiring from her job as a waitress at the casino.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S10 · E9 · Knee Deep Comedy

Knee Deep

As Roseanne's knee condition becomes worse, Dan must make an important work decision; Darlene becomes aware that she must return to her writing passion.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S1 · E1 · Life and Stuff Comedy

Life and Stuff

Roseanne is called in to Darlene's school & learns that she randomly barks when she is at school. Roseanne tries to figure out why. Dan Agrue Responsibility.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E19 · Angie Gets Tanked Comedy

Angie Gets Tanked

George volunteers to work the dunk tank at a school fundraiser, but Angie ends up embarrassed after she is forced to take a dunking for him.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E20 · The Art of Boxing Sports

The Art of Boxing

In an attempt to relieve Max's stress, George and Vic enroll him in boxing classes and attempt to hide the truth from the boy's overprotective mother.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E21 · George's House of Cards Comedy

George's House of Cards

George wins money from Vic in a game of poker, but Vic decides to subtract the winnings from what George owes him for helping to fix the garage.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E22 · Dance Fever Comedy

Dance Fever

George receives an award from management and ends up humiliating himself in front of his employees by attempting to dance at a celebration.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S8 · E17 · Valentine's Day Massacre Comedy

Valentine's Day Massacre

Bud searches for an old Valentine because he never received the letter she had once sent to him; Al goes shopping for Peggy on Valentine's Day.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S8 · E19 · Field of Screams Comedy

Field of Screams

While Al protests the destruction of his high school football field, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck and gets some surprising results.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S8 · E20 · The D'Arcy Files Comedy

The D'Arcy Files

After learning that Jefferson is actually employed as a spy, Al is offered $50,000 if he can successfully uncover his real identity.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S8 · E23 · The Legend of Ironhead Haynes Comedy

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Al manages to lose his precious parking spot after insulting an overweight woman, forcing him to seek out the legendary Ironhead Haynes for advice.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S8 · E21 · Nooner or Nothing Comedy

Nooner or Nothing

In order to win a radio contest Peg has to convince Al to come home for a "nooner"; Kelly and Bud wait in line for hours to purchase concert tickets.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S8 · E26 · Kelly Knows Something Comedy

Kelly Knows Something

Kelly asks Al to tutor her on sporting events and past games so she can appear on a sports trivia game show, but her memory is limited.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E22 · Queens'bro Bridge Comedy

Queens'bro Bridge

Doug sets up a meeting between Arthur and his half-brother, Skitch, with high hopes that Arthur will move in with Skitch and he and Carrie will be alone again.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E20 · Driving Reign Comedy

Driving Reign

Since Doug didn't want to write it, Carrie wrote Danny a letter of recommendation for IPS, and now Doug's job is on the line with Danny as his competition.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E21 · Clothes Encounter Comedy

Clothes Encounter

When Doug wants to bring an end to Carrie's addiction for pricey clothes, she devises a plan: wear the clothes once and then return them with the tags still on.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E25 · Bed Spread Comedy

Bed Spread

Carrie and Doug find that their marriage is improved dramatically when they sleep on separate beds after Doug breaks their regular bed.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E15 · Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Comedy

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Charlie's jealousy of Brad begins to agitate Chelsea to the point of threatening their relationship, so Charlie approaches Alan for advice on what to do.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E16 · Tinkle Like a Princess Comedy

Tinkle Like a Princess

After becoming depressed when Chelsea dumps him, Charlie runs off to Las Vegas and returns home with a new wife, but he soon finds she comes with complications.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E17 · I Found Your Moustache Comedy

I Found Your Moustache

Post-breakup, Charlie and Chelsea have a one-night stand, which leaves Charlie confused as he thought that it meant the two were back together.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E18 · Ixnay on the Oggie Day Comedy

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie hooks up with one of Chelsea's best friends; Alan unexpectedly discovers that he is capable of having an intriguing effect on his female patients.