Cozi TV TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Thursday, 8 October 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E14 · The Valentine's Day Massacre Comedy

The Valentine's Day Massacre

George's disappointing Valentine's Day gift prompts Angie to recall the time he painted a mural for her; Angie learns that the mural is set to be demolished.
00:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E15 · Girl Fight Comedy

Girl Fight

Carmen's ex-boyfriend attempts to ruin her reputation at school by claiming that the two of them had sex, and the school counselor refuses to help her.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E16 · George vs George Comedy

George vs George

George attempts to take out a loan and is shocked to discover that he has a poor credit score; George discovers that he has a slacker half-brother.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E17 · A Kiss Is Just a Kiss Comedy

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Max finds himself caught in a difficult position when he witnesses Angie's jealous sister make inappropriate advances toward George.
02:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E9 · Of Mice and Dan Comedy

Of Mice and Dan

Dan's old band visits Lanford to play, but when Dan thinks the band will let him back in to play this show, he is denied and becomes upset over the issue.
02:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E10 · Direct to Video Comedy

Direct to Video

While Roseanne creates a video time capsule, Becky and Darlene find some old love letters and D.J. is upset to learn that his baby book was never done.
03:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E9 · Educating Fran Comedy

Educating Fran

Fran puts her feelings for Maxwell on hold after she catches the attention of Maggie's philosophy professor; Niles and C.C. get hooked on a Spanish soap opera.
03:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E10 · From Flushing with Love Comedy

From Flushing with Love

Niles teams up with C.C. to get back at Fran; Fran, Maxwell and the kids take a trip to Niagara Falls, where Maxwell makes a surprising proclamation.
04:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E11 · Rash to Judgment Comedy

Rash to Judgment

Fran gets tickets to singer Michael Bolton's CD launch party and asks Maxwell out for their second date, but she gets a rash the same day.
04:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E12 · One False Mole and You're Dead Comedy

One False Mole and You're Dead

Fran loses Maxwell's trust when she discovers that a popular actress' famous beauty mark is not real and proceeds to alert a local entertainment reporter.
05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S2 · E2 · Paris is for Lovers, Not Mothers Comedy

Paris is for Lovers, Not Mothers

Bob and Abishola's engagement celebration is interrupted after Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument; Douglas gets a job at MaxDot thanks to Dottie.
05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S4 · E17 · I'll Never Play Banjo Again Comedy

I'll Never Play Banjo Again

Abishola opens up about her past to Dele; Bob tries to bridge the gap between him and Douglas.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E5 · Val's Apartment Comedy

Val's Apartment

Fran decides that she needs more independence from Maxwell and the children, which prompts her to move into an apartment with Val.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E6 · Shopaholic Comedy

Shopaholic

Fran falls into a depression after learning that her former fiancé is now engaged to a new woman; Fran attends a support group for her uncontrollable shopping.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E7 · Oy Vey, You're Gay Comedy

Oy Vey, You're Gay

Maxwell decides to transform his image by hiring a publicist, who proceeds to give him a 'bad boy' makeover; Maxwell begins to fall for his publicist.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E8 · The Party's Over Comedy

The Party's Over

Fran and Val decide to find single men in the city by hosting a singles party at the Sheffield's house while Maxwell and C.C. are out of town.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E10 · Dud Bowl Comedy

Dud Bowl

Al's incessant trash-talking and bragging about a long-ago football match causes some former rivals to challenge him and his cohorts.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E11 · A Man for No Seasons Comedy

A Man for No Seasons

The members of NO MA'AM organize their own baseball league with questionable sponsors when the major league baseball teams go on strike.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E12 · I Want My Psycho Dad, Part 1 Comedy

I Want My Psycho Dad, Part 1

Al's favorite show, "Psycho Dad," is cancelled, and NO MA'AM is inspired to protest the television company's decision by organizing a strike.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E13 · I Want My Psycho Dad, Part 2 Comedy

I Want My Psycho Dad, Part 2

Al takes advantage of Jefferson's efforts and gets to speak with the U.S. Senate about his favorite show, "Psycho Dad," being cancelled.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E19 · Package Deal Comedy

Package Deal

Doug is unsatisfied with IPS and hears that FedEx drivers make double the amount he does so he tries to barter for a raise but gets fired instead.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E20 · Separation Anxiety Comedy

Separation Anxiety

Deacon babysits while Kelly goes to the movies with Carrie but while there, one of Carrie's co-workers shows interest in Kelly which makes Deacon jealous.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E12 · The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract Comedy

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Roseanne and Jackie decide to take up jobs at the local supermarket demonstrating new products, but their sibling rivalry gets the better of them both.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E13 · The White Sheep of the Family Comedy

The White Sheep of the Family

The Conner family receives some inheritance from their recently passed Aunt Harriet, so they decide to go out for a nice dinner until Darlene shows up.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E14 · Becky Howser, M.D. Comedy

Becky Howser, M.D.

Becky is still feeling depressed as Mark plans a surprise get-together with their friends and family, but it still has no effect on her and her aspirations.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E16 · Construction Junction Comedy

Construction Junction

Dan is given an offer by his old crew that leaves him confused on what to do since his current job is steady, but he could make a lot of money with this offer.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E17 · We're Going to Disney World Comedy

We're Going to Disney World

The family becomes elated when Dan brings home his final check from the Lanford City Garage and announces they are going to Disney World for their vacation.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E18 · Disney World War II Comedy

Disney World War II

The Conners arrive at Disney World for their vacation that everyone is excited about except for Darlene, who just wants to sit there until it is time to go.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E19 · Angie Gets Tanked Comedy

Angie Gets Tanked

George volunteers to work the dunk tank at a school fundraiser, but Angie ends up embarrassed after she is forced to take a dunking for him.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E20 · The Art of Boxing Sports

The Art of Boxing

In an attempt to relieve Max's stress, George and Vic enroll him in boxing classes and attempt to hide the truth from the boy's overprotective mother.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E21 · George's House of Cards Comedy

George's House of Cards

George wins money from Vic in a game of poker, but Vic decides to subtract the winnings from what George owes him for helping to fix the garage.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E22 · Dance Fever Comedy

Dance Fever

George receives an award from management and ends up humiliating himself in front of his employees by attempting to dance at a celebration.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E11 · Al Bundy, Shoe Dick Comedy

Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

Al stumbles upon the opportunity to begin a career as a private investigator, but while working on his first case, he is framed for murder.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E12 · So This Is How Sinatra Felt Comedy

So This Is How Sinatra Felt

Peggy becomes suspicious and begins to believe that Al is having an affair behind her back, so she sends Kelly and Bud to keep an eye on him.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E13 · I Who Have Nothing Comedy

I Who Have Nothing

Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that had meant a lot to him, his championship game ball.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E14 · The Mystery of Skull Island Comedy

The Mystery of Skull Island

Bud takes an extreme sports competitor out on a date while Marcy and Jefferson compete in a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E15 · Just Shoe It Comedy

Just Shoe It

Al's pleasant surprise over being picked to star in a coming shoe commercial leads to his getting kicked around by some famous athletes.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E16 · Rites of Passage Comedy

Rites of Passage

Following the ancient Bundy family tradition of male bonding, Al takes Bud out to the strip bar on the night of his 18th birthday.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E17 · Inner Tube Comedy

Inner Tube

Doug lies to Carrie that he has to work late, but dreams that night he is on the Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "Doug Heffernan is a big fat liar."
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E21 · Departure Time Comedy

Departure Time

Doug's parents ask for a visit at the airport while on layover and unbeknownst to Doug, they want him to sign their living wills and ultimately "pull the plug."
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E22 · Swim Neighbors Comedy

Swim Neighbors

The neighbors are upset when Carrie rejects an idea of a combined back yard so they erect an aboveground pool that overlooks Carrie's back yard.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E23 · S'no Job Comedy

S'no Job

Arthur spends his time filing out comment cards; Doug is asked to find work for his wayward cousin and turns to O'Boyle to help him.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S12 · E11 · For Whom The Booty Calls Comedy

For Whom The Booty Calls

Walden becomes a member of a support group for adoptive fathers, and discovers that it is a pleasant getaway from the ever uptight Alan.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S12 · E12 · A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Comedy

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Walden fears that trouble will follow after Alan breaks up with the social worker who is in charge of Louis' adoption so that he can be with Lyndsey.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S12 · E13 · Boompa Loved His Hookers Comedy

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden worries his adoption of Louis will fall through if he decides to end his relationship with Ms. McMartin; Alan has two minds about moving in with Lyndsey.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S12 · E14 · Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Comedy

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

Walden presents Alan with the gift of his choice after they annul their marriage, but Alan winds up picking an item that jeopardizes his relationship.

Early Morning

Roseanne

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Morning

Daytime

Roseanne

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Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Evening