Cozi TV TV Guide — Thursday, 16 July 2026

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Thursday, 16 July 2026. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E13 · Super Bowl Comedy

Super Bowl

George pushes his mother to fix her strained relationship with her terminally ill brother, but Benny is more concerned with getting his Super Bowl tickets.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E14 · The Valentine's Day Massacre Comedy

The Valentine's Day Massacre

George's disappointing Valentine's Day gift prompts Angie to recall the time he painted a mural for her; Angie learns that the mural is set to be demolished.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E15 · Girl Fight Comedy

Girl Fight

Carmen's ex-boyfriend attempts to ruin her reputation at school by claiming that the two of them had sex, and the school counselor refuses to help her.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E16 · George vs George Comedy

George vs George

George attempts to take out a loan and is shocked to discover that he has a poor credit score; George discovers that he has a slacker half-brother.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E21 · Lies Comedy

Lies

Rodbell's new regulations require employees to take a lie detector test to see if they are stealing from the restaurant, infuriating Roseanne over the idea.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E22 · Deliverance Comedy

Deliverance

Dan coaches Crystal as she goes into labor; Roseanne and Bonnie fight about the replacement for Leon; David gets a message to stop crowding Darlene.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E11 · The Unkindest Gift Comedy

The Unkindest Gift

Fran and the Sheffield's travel to Hollywood in order to appear on a television show that is featuring a humorous home video that Fran sent in.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E12 · The Kibbutz Comedy

The Kibbutz

Maxwell attempts to keep Maggie away from boys for the Christmas holiday by sending her away to a Jewish collective community on Fran's advice.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E13 · An Offer She Can't Refuse Comedy

An Offer She Can't Refuse

Fran discovers that the man she is dating is possibly connected to a crime family, but she becomes too scared to end the relationship.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E15 · Fashion Show Comedy

Fashion Show

Fran becomes featured negatively in a fashion magazine after Maxwell leaves the house in a rush and brings her a handbag that doesn't match her outfit.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S3 · E1 · A Special Love: Part 1 Drama

A Special Love: Part 1

Jonathan and Mark have taken notice of a young man who believes that he has no place in the Special Olympics due to his lack of ability.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S3 · E2 · A Special Love: Part 2 Drama

A Special Love: Part 2

Diane and Scotty would like to have children and they have chosen to adopt Todd, but they soon find out that his parents don't want him to be adopted.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E14 · Insemination Without Representation Comedy

Insemination Without Representation

On her 30th birthday, Nicolette is disappointed about not yet having a baby, so she asks Malcolm to father a child for her via artificial insemination.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E15 · The Mad Hatter Comedy

The Mad Hatter

Seeking justice for his stolen hats, Eddie decides to take Malcolm on a televised court show, and he tries to prove Malcolm's liability.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E19 · Don't Stand Too Close to Me Comedy

Don't Stand Too Close to Me

At Regina's request, Steve fills in to head the feminist club on campus, but he finds complications when the girls develop a crush on him.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E15 · Wedlocked Comedy

Wedlocked

A quickly escalating argument over a longstanding tradition in the Robinson family leads Cedric to get himself locked up in a storage room at his own wedding.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S1 · E6 · Warriors, Part 1 Comedy

Warriors, Part 1

Mark tries out for the NBA's Golden State Warriors; Vanessa and Robin try to make some money on the stock market.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S1 · E7 · Warriors, Part 2 Comedy

Warriors, Part 2

Mark's career with the Golden State Warriors proves short-lived following a run-in with Charles Barkley; Vanessa helps Robin practice her self-defense moves.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E17 · Homie-Work Comedy

Homie-Work

Fran tells Maxwell that she has found the lead for his newest rap musical, but she instead finds a gift-wrapper; C.C. is driven crazy by Niles.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E18 · The Reunion Show Comedy

The Reunion Show

Fran is excited to attend her high-school reunion as a newly engaged woman; Niles feels depressed since C.C. has been away for an extended period of time.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E11 · Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? Comedy

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dan and Roseanne come up with an idea to teach the girls a lesson for continuously breaking curfew by celebrating the anniversary of their first lovemaking.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E12 · Confessions Comedy

Confessions

Bev decides to pay a surprise visit to Roseanne's house, tricking Jackie into visiting for a heated argument between the three women over past events.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E13 · The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father Comedy

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Roseanne sets up Crystal with a guy she mat the diner, but when they come over for dinner, Dan learns that she has been seeing his father and plans to get wed.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E14 · The Wedding Comedy

The Wedding

Roseanne wants to begin preparing for her wedding, but Dan doesn't want to get started with it so soon, leaving her to start the preparations behind his back.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E5 · Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode Comedy

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

George tries to drown his sorrows at the bar, but when he takes a shot with a worm in it, he has a vision in which he and Ernie are gay lovers set to wed.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E6 · George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah Comedy

George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George turns to the host of a popular reality TV game show for help when he suspects that Vic's fiancée is an unfaithful gold-digger.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E7 · George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good" Comedy

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good"

George asks his niece to go a little more conservative with her looks when Angie begins to fear that advancing age is taking its toll on her appearance.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E8 · George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes Comedy

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

The grief that comes with the passing of Angie's mother is compounded when George realizes that he neglected to reserve a gravesite for her.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E13 · Sixteen Years and What Do You Get? Comedy

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Al plans to buy Peggy a very fancy watch, but unfortunately, his credit card gets declined. Dare he show up at the party without a present?

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E7 · Married ... Without Children Comedy

Married ... Without Children

Peg and Al go to a hotel for the night while Marcy and Steve baby-sit Bud and Kelly, but the Rhoades' house suddenly turns into a massive party.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E8 · The Poker Game Comedy

The Poker Game

When Al invites Steve to play poker, Steve ends up losing his entire paycheck; Steve then asks Peggy to get Al to give the money back to him.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E9 · Peggy Sue Got Work Comedy

Peggy Sue Got Work

Peg and Al's relationship is disrupted after Al won't buy her a VCR, so she goes to work at a department store to earn some extra money.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E10 · Al Loses His Cherry Comedy

Al Loses His Cherry

After running away following a massive argument with Peg, Al leaves the house to spend some quality time at Luke Ventura's apartment.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E11 · Nightmare on Al's Street Comedy

Nightmare on Al's Street

When Steve is away on a business trip, Marcy cannot stop having sexual fantasies about Al, so she seeks advise from Peg on how to prevent them.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E9 · G'Night Stalker Comedy

G'Night Stalker

Doug proceeds to allow all the attention to go to his head when he receives anonymous fan mail for his performance at a karaoke bar.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E8 · Move Doubt Comedy

Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie find that they are unable to convince Deacon and Kelly to become their neighbors when the house next door goes on the market.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E13 · Gambling N'Diction Comedy

Gambling N'Diction

Doug spots an opportunity to make a few quick bucks when he discovers his mother's surprising poker skills during a friendly game.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E14 · Apartment Complex Comedy

Apartment Complex

While Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant, Carrie struggles to keep actress Kirstie Alley happy.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E15 · Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Comedy

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Alan starts to grow concerned when Jake brings home his gorgeous 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit; Walden tries his best to keep a secret from Alan.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E16 · Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Comedy

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Walden starts to feel depressed about being single and lonely on Valentine's Day; Alan's Valentine's Day with Lyndsey takes a turn for the worse.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E17 · Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Comedy

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Walden decides to head to a high-end singles mixer, he ends up running into his ex-wife, and the two of them end up talking about getting back together.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E18 · The 9:04 from Pemberton Comedy

The 9:04 from Pemberton

Alan and Walden come to a disagreement that leads to Alan looking for another place to live; Herb allows Alan to relocate at his residence.