Cozi TV TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Thursday, 29 October 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E10 · George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage Comedy

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

While attempting to give advice to an engaged couple, George and Angie become entrenched in an argument over which of them contributes more to the relationship.
00:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E12 · George Enrolls Like That Comedy

George Enrolls Like That

George has a difficult time when he enrolls in college attempting to set a positive example for Max after he catches him skipping school.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E13 · George Keeps Truant to Himself Comedy

George Keeps Truant to Himself

George attempts to hide his truancy after he drops out of school, but his professor comes by the house, alerting Angie and the kids.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E14 · The Kidney Stays in the Picture Comedy

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

When Max begins wetting the bed while he sleeps, George decides to take him to the doctor in order to determine the cause; George learns that Max needs surgery.
02:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E7 · Boo! Comedy

Boo!

Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war.
02:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E7 · Trick or Treat Comedy

Trick or Treat

Roseanne learns a lot about the opposite sex when her lumberjack costume for a Halloween party turns out to be a little too convincing.
03:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E6 · The Nanny Napper Comedy

The Nanny Napper

Fran accidentally brings another woman's baby home, prompting the police to arrest her for kidnapping; Niles pays a call girl to pretend to be C.C.'s friend.
03:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E7 · A Star Is Unborn Comedy

A Star Is Unborn

An amateur director hires Fran to play the lead role in his Broadway play, but Maxwell learns that the director actually wants the production to fail.
04:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E8 · Pinske Business Comedy

Pinske Business

Maxwell asks Fran to pretend to be C.C. in order to receive funding from an investor that C.C. assaulted in order to get a taxi cab.
04:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E9 · Stock Tip Comedy

Stock Tip

Fran begins dating a man who tells her he works on Wall Street and convinces Maxwell to put a considerable amount of money into the stock market.
05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S2 · E17 · The Devil's Taste Buds Comedy

The Devil's Taste Buds

Abishola is unsure of how to spend her free time while Dele is with his father in Nigeria; Dottie seeks help from Christina at her old house.
05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S5 · E10 · Diamonds Are Made to Sparkle Comedy

Diamonds Are Made to Sparkle

Bob begins to rethink his decision to sell the company just as a new offer arrives; Abishola struggles with whether they should flaunt their new wealth.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E2 · Fran Gets Shushed Comedy

Fran Gets Shushed

Fran believes Maxwell agree to tone down their personalities; problems arise when Fran and Maxwell get locked in a bathroom together during a dinner meeting.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E3 · Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary Comedy

Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary

Maxwell hurts Fran's feelings by calling her a nanny in the middle of a heated argument, and even repeats the offense on national television.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E4 · Sara's Parents Comedy

Sara's Parents

The Sheffield children's maternal grandparents arrive for a visit and grow very angry upon discovering Fran's intentions to legally adopt the children.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E6 · I'm Pregnant Comedy

I'm Pregnant

Maggie visits a doctor after she discovers that she may be pregnant, but the doctor informs her that she is most likely not pregnant while Fran probably is.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E18 · A Babe in Toyland Comedy

A Babe in Toyland

Kelly takes the place of the host of a kids' show and when she becomes a huge hit the success goes to her head; Peg and Al get some new twin beds.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E19 · Birthday Boy Toy Comedy

Birthday Boy Toy

Marcy gives Jefferson a membership to a health club and he gets a lot of attention when he starts using it; Bud directs a commercial for the shoe store.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E20 · Lez Be Friends Comedy

Lez Be Friends

Marcy's lesbian cousin Mandy comes to visit and Marcy becomes jealous of her cousin's popularity because she shares the same interests as Al.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E21 · Damn Bundys Comedy

Damn Bundys

Al wants to play for the Chicago Bears so badly that he makes a deal with the devil and to the devil's dismay, Al finds Hell a little too easy.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E13 · Gorilla Warfare Comedy

Gorilla Warfare

Doug tries to compose a romantic poem after Carrie discovers the line he spoke to win her heart was actually embarrassing dialogue from a second-rate movie.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E14 · Hi, School Comedy

Hi, School

Doug becomes obsessed with reliving his high school glory days after a random encounter with his old football coach; Arthur uses the wrong drops for his ears.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E17 · Valentine's Day Comedy

Valentine's Day

Dan finds himself in trouble after forgetting a gift for Roseanne on Valentine's Day and has to go lingerie shopping with her as his punishment for his mistake.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E18 · Communicable Theater Comedy

Communicable Theater

Roseanne is left to take care of the whole family when Dan gets the flu, leaving her to make him feel better along with all the tasks the kids bring her.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E19 · Vegas Interruptus Comedy

Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne is faced with a tough decision when her job is put on the line due to her vacation with Dan to go see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E20 · Her Boyfriend's Back Comedy

Her Boyfriend's Back

Becky becomes frustrated that her parents are unable to afford the car that she wants for herself and decides to take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E5 · Halloween: The Final Chapter Comedy

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Halloween has arrived as Dan and David entertain the kids in the neighborhood, while an Ouija board tells Roseanne that she is going to go into labor.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S9 · E7 · Satan, Darling Comedy

Satan, Darling

Jackie and Roseanne decide to head out for the night to a party in New York, where they meet various people of Manhattan's elite and two British women.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E6 · George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah Comedy

George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George turns to the host of a popular reality TV game show for help when he suspects that Vic's fiancée is an unfaithful gold-digger.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E7 · George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good" Comedy

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good"

George asks his niece to go a little more conservative with her looks when Angie begins to fear that advancing age is taking its toll on her appearance.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E8 · George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes Comedy

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

The grief that comes with the passing of Angie's mother is compounded when George realizes that he neglected to reserve a gravesite for her.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E9 · George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante Comedy

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante

A known sexual predator moves into the neighborhood, raising fears and prompting George and Angie to finally have the big talk with Max.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E17 · 25 Years and What Do You Get? Comedy

25 Years and What Do You Get?

Buck manages to get a hold of Al's wedding anniversary present for Peggy and buries it in the backyard, which causes trouble for Al.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E21 · And Bingo Was Her Game-O Comedy

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Peg manages to win 10,000 dollars by playing in a local bingo tournament; Al and his fellow club members attempt to decide upon their official beer.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E26 · The Undergraduate Comedy

The Undergraduate

Kelly is persuaded to attend a junior prom with a friendly twelve-year-old boy from the neighborhood who has a secret crush on her.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E22 · User Friendly Comedy

User Friendly

Bud participates in a virtual reality sex experiment with Amber; Al and his friends try to figure out what a light switch does that isn't connected to anything.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E25 · Shoeless Al Comedy

Shoeless Al

Al stops wearing shoes in order to win a fake lawsuit against the mall, but he can't bowl without shoes so he may lose the upcoming tournament.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E23 · Pump Fiction Comedy

Pump Fiction

Kelly and Al produce a movie together about shoes for her acting class project and they receive a $10,000 grant to produce another one.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E15 · Deconstructing Carrie Comedy

Deconstructing Carrie

Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers in the hopes their boisterous flirting will help Carrie feel younger; Arthur alters Carrie's childhood photos.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E18 · Van Go Comedy

Van Go

Holly realizes an offer to redecorate her van served as a smokescreen for Carrie's true agenda; Doug is infuriated by a waitress' apparent laziness.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E16 · Black List Comedy

Black List

Doug brushes up on his African-American history after it appears Deacon is growing closer to a new friend; Carrie has problems at the salon.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E20 · Catching Hell Comedy

Catching Hell

Carrie pretends Spence is her husband after Doug accidentally spills food on one of her biggest clients; Holly's uncle steals the spotlight from Arthur.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E9 · Madame and Her Special Friend Comedy

Madame and Her Special Friend

Courteous Alan befriends Charlie's elderly neighbor with innocent and platonic intentions, but awkwardness abounds when she attempts to seduce him.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E10 · Something Salty and Twisted Comedy

Something Salty and Twisted

Docile Alan vows to cease seeking the approval of women; Charlie attempts to coach his brother on the art of masculine self-confidence.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E12 · That Special Tug Comedy

That Special Tug

Alan gravely overreacts to Jake attending a slumber party, prompting Charlie to see a shrink in order to better understand Alan's undue insecurities.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E13 · Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Comedy

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie struggles to survive in a serious and sex-less relationship; Alan educates Charlie on how to get along without having sex on a regular basis.

Early Morning

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Daytime

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Evening