Cozi TV TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Thursday, 17 September 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E11 · Prescription for Trouble Comedy

Prescription for Trouble

George and Angie begin to worry that Carmen is about to start being sexually active, so they decide to bribe her with a car if she will wait.
00:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E12 · Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks Comedy

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

George discovers that Ernie's new girlfriend has been unfaithful, and he struggles with the decision of whether he should tell his best friend.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E13 · George to the Third Power Comedy

George to the Third Power

George becomes frustrated after he discovers that Max's dentist has been making inconsiderate remarks, so he lobbies to have the company dental plan changed.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E14 · George Gets Assisterance Comedy

George Gets Assisterance

George attends a PTA meeting being run by his estranged sister and accidentally informs her that she was given up for adoption and that Benny is her mother.
02:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E10 · Dream Lover Comedy

Dream Lover

Roseanne is concerned about a romantic dream that Dan is having while he is asleep and goes on the hunt to locate this woman that he is dreaming about.
02:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E11 · Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? Comedy

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dan and Roseanne come up with an idea to teach the girls a lesson for continuously breaking curfew by celebrating the anniversary of their first lovemaking.
03:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E1 · The Pen Pal Comedy

The Pen Pal

Fran's pen pal asks to meet her in person after years of correspondence, which makes Fran anxious due to the amount of exaggeration contained in her letters.
03:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E2 · Franny and the Professor Comedy

Franny and the Professor

C.C. and her equally mean brother conspire to have fun at Fran's expense by having her compete against intellectuals on a popular game show.
04:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E3 · The Dope Diamond Comedy

The Dope Diamond

Fran's boyfriend proposes to her after only two weeks of dating, which makes Maxwell suspicious of the individual; Fran and her mother attend a therapy session.
04:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E4 · A Fine Family Feud Comedy

A Fine Family Feud

Fran schedules to have Maggie's 16th birthday party at her aunt's dance club, but she must first settle a decades-old argument between her mother and her aunt.
05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.
05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E23 · The Wedding, Part 2 Comedy

The Wedding, Part 2

On the day of Maxwell and Fran's wedding, Maxwell's sister causes Fran to get cold feet; C.C. makes one last attempt to obtain Maxwell.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E1 · The Honeymoon's Overboard Comedy

The Honeymoon's Overboard

Maxwell and Fran find themselves stranded on a deserted island after falling over the side of their honeymoon yacht; Maxwell is bitten by a poisonous animal.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E2 · Fran Gets Shushed Comedy

Fran Gets Shushed

Fran believes Maxwell agree to tone down their personalities; problems arise when Fran and Maxwell get locked in a bathroom together during a dinner meeting.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E3 · Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary Comedy

Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary

Maxwell hurts Fran's feelings by calling her a nanny in the middle of a heated argument, and even repeats the offense on national television.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E2 · T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp Comedy

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Kelly wanders the wilderness alone after dumping her boyfriend while they were out in the forest; Bud begins a relationship with a girl who has measles.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E3 · Every Bundy Has a Birthday Comedy

Every Bundy Has a Birthday

Peggy discovers that Seven cannot remember when his birthday is, prompting the Bundys to include him in Al's birthday celebration.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E4 · Al on the Rocks Comedy

Al on the Rocks

Peg kicks Bud and Kelly out of the house in order to prevent Steven from falling ill, and Al must work as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bills.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E5 · What I Did for Love Comedy

What I Did for Love

Peggy wishes Al would be more intimate with her when they're in bed and purchases a few sexy dresses in an attempt to get him interested in sex.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E12 · Fresh Brood Comedy

Fresh Brood

After suggesting to Carrie that they try to have a baby, Doug borrows a baby from Danny in order to give their parenting skills a test run.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E9 · G'Night Stalker Comedy

G'Night Stalker

Doug proceeds to allow all the attention to go to his head when he receives anonymous fan mail for his performance at a karaoke bar.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E12 · Confessions Comedy

Confessions

Bev decides to pay a surprise visit to Roseanne's house, tricking Jackie into visiting for a heated argument between the three women over past events.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E13 · The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father Comedy

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Roseanne sets up Crystal with a guy she mat the diner, but when they come over for dinner, Dan learns that she has been seeing his father and plans to get wed.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E14 · The Wedding Comedy

The Wedding

Roseanne wants to begin preparing for her wedding, but Dan doesn't want to get started with it so soon, leaving her to start the preparations behind his back.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E15 · Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore Comedy

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Becky has become fed up with Roseanne butting in her life and decides to run away and stay with Jackie, who is against her doing this at first.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E16 · Home-Ec Comedy

Home-Ec

Darlene becomes embarrassed at school about her family's lack of money when Roseanne teaches a lesson in real-life family budgeting to her class.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E17 · Valentine's Day Comedy

Valentine's Day

Dan finds himself in trouble after forgetting a gift for Roseanne on Valentine's Day and has to go lingerie shopping with her as his punishment for his mistake.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E3 · George Nieces a New Media Room Comedy

George Nieces a New Media Room

George and Angie face a new parenting challenge when their niece and her freeloading boyfriend move into their new media room.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E4 · George Testi-Lies for Benny Comedy

George Testi-Lies for Benny

George's testimony becomes Benny's last hope to avoid being sent to jail after her defense attorney and the judge turn against her.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E5 · Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode Comedy

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

George tries to drown his sorrows at the bar, but when he takes a shot with a worm in it, he has a vision in which he and Ernie are gay lovers set to wed.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E6 · George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah Comedy

George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George turns to the host of a popular reality TV game show for help when he suspects that Vic's fiancée is an unfaithful gold-digger.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E13 · You Better Watch Out Comedy

You Better Watch Out

A shopping-mall Santa Claus slips and falls off of his sleigh and lands right on the Bundy property, dying immediately upon impact.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E14 · Guys and Dolls Comedy

Guys and Dolls

Al and Steve get their hands on two valuable baseball cards by giving up one of Marcy's Barbie dolls in return, but are forced to find it when Marcy finds out.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E15 · Build a Better Mousetrap Comedy

Build a Better Mousetrap

Al goes on the hunt for a mouse that is loose in the house and it gives him the runaround, but he is determined to kill it, even if he has to destroy the house.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E16 · Master the Possibilities Comedy

Master the Possibilities

The Bundy family receives a credit card in Buck's name and decides to use it as their own under the impression they won't have to pay for it.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E17 · Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Comedy

Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

On Valentine's Day, Kelly has several suitors; Steve is taking Marcy to Hawaii; Bud watches the mailbox for his valentine; Peg wants Al to say he loves her.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E18 · The Great Escape Comedy

The Great Escape

While their home is being purged of termites the Bundy family has to sleep at the shoe store, which makes Kelly's plans for sneaking out more difficult.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E8 · Move Doubt Comedy

Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie find that they are unable to convince Deacon and Kelly to become their neighbors when the house next door goes on the market.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E13 · Gambling N'Diction Comedy

Gambling N'Diction

Doug spots an opportunity to make a few quick bucks when he discovers his mother's surprising poker skills during a friendly game.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E14 · Apartment Complex Comedy

Apartment Complex

While Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant, Carrie struggles to keep actress Kirstie Alley happy.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E10 · Raygin' Bulls Comedy

Raygin' Bulls

While Doug spends a night on the town with Ray Barone, Carrie accompanies Arthur to his mother's grave and is surprised by what she finds there.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E15 · The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Comedy

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden does his best to try and loosen up a tense Zoey, and he does so by sharing with her a couple of Berta's own special brownies.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E16 · Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Comedy

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Strained relationships and girls bickering are the result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey inside the house for the entire time.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E17 · Not In My Mouth Comedy

Not In My Mouth

The relationship between Walden and Zoey takes a damaging shot when the two share a near-death experience; Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E18 · The War Against Gingivitis Comedy

The War Against Gingivitis

Things start to get tense inside the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner suddenly shows up looking to finally bury the hatchet.

Early Morning

Roseanne

Roseanne

Morning

Daytime

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Evening