Cozi TV TV Guide — Tuesday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Tuesday, 1 September 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E11 · Meet the Cuban Parents Comedy

Meet the Cuban Parents

Angie's parents decide to visit for Christmas, and George grows upset when he suspects that the couple still feels he is not good enough for their daughter.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E12 · This Old Casa Comedy

This Old Casa

George decides to remodel his mother's dilapidated bathroom in an effort to have her show him signs of appreciation, but his plan fails.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E13 · Super Bowl Comedy

Super Bowl

George pushes his mother to fix her strained relationship with her terminally ill brother, but Benny is more concerned with getting his Super Bowl tickets.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E14 · The Valentine's Day Massacre Comedy

The Valentine's Day Massacre

George's disappointing Valentine's Day gift prompts Angie to recall the time he painted a mural for her; Angie learns that the mural is set to be demolished.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E19 · Springtime for David Comedy

Springtime for David

After coming back home from Disney World, David is motivated to find work at an amusement park and decides to move out when he finds a job at one.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E20 · Another Mouth to Shut Up Comedy

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Darlene shocks both the family and David when she proposes to him, but he gets another surprise announcement when she informs him that she is pregnant.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S1 · E1 · Pilot Comedy

Pilot

After being dumped by her fiancé and subsequently fired from his bridal shop, a downtrodden woman becomes a nanny for a wealthy family.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S1 · E2 · Smoke Gets in Your Lies Comedy

Smoke Gets in Your Lies

Fran and Val inadvertently convince Brighton that he can increase his popularity with his classmates by taking up the habit of smoking.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S1 · E3 · My Fair Nanny Comedy

My Fair Nanny

Fran grows excited about the prospect of hosting a tea party for Maggie and her friends, but Maxwell and C.C. worry about her lack of sophistication.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S1 · E4 · The Nuchslep Comedy

The Nuchslep

Fran is ordered to accompany Maggie on her date and act as chaperone, but problems arise when the young man begins to show affection towards Fran.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S4 · E7 · Your Father's Kingdom Comedy

Your Father's Kingdom

Bob mortgages the house to pay for new factory space, while Abishola looks to Gloria and Kemi for help; Kemi worries about her and Chukwuemeka.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S2 · E5 · Sleeping Next to an Old Boat Comedy

Sleeping Next to an Old Boat

Abishola worries about Dele and the influence of Bob's privileged lifestyle on him; Tunde and Olu have opposite reactions to a robotic vacuum.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E20 · Your Feets Too Big Comedy

Your Feets Too Big

Fran prepares to attend a foot modeling reunion but experiences an age-related crisis when she realizes her feet have grown a whole shoe size.

07:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E21 · Where's the Pearls? Comedy

Where's the Pearls?

Fran suffers from a bout of amnesia and can't remember where she placed Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry, a valuable string of black pearls.

08:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E22 · The Hockey Show Comedy

The Hockey Show

Fran dates an extremely superstitious athlete who believes she has jinxed him by wearing a pair of red shoes to a game his team lost.

08:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E23 · That's MidLife Comedy

That's MidLife

When Maxwell loses a tennis match to Fran, he undergoes an extreme mental crisis that prompts him to adapt a youthful wardrobe and purchase a sports car.

09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E5 · The Dance Show Comedy

The Dance Show

Al learns that Peggy may be trying to steal someone else's husband during her nights of ballroom dancing at the dance hall with Marcy.

09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E6 · Kelly Bounces Back Comedy

Kelly Bounces Back

Kelly is presented with the opportunity to participate in auditions for a position that involves being the spokesperson for the new Allante car.

10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E7 · Married ... with Aliens Comedy

Married ... with Aliens

After Al suffers from a bump on the head, he believes he sees a group of small green aliens enter his room to steal his socks for rocket fuel.

10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E8 · Wabbit Season Comedy

Wabbit Season

Al's long-time dream of having an outstanding and large vegetable garden is ruined by a rabbit's immediate interest in the fresh vegetables.

11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E6 · Business Affairs Comedy

Business Affairs

Doug feels threatened of Carrie's "work-husband" and begins to spend more time with Deacon to make Carrie jealous; Arthur is jealous of a new dog.

11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E8 · Flash Photography Comedy

Flash Photography

At a friends wedding, Doug decides to spice up the photos by taking a one of his private part, but he doesn't get good responses when the pictures are seen.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E21 · Morning Becomes Obnoxious Comedy

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Roseanne is at the diner when she is asked to be a news commentator on a morning television talk show and brings along Jackie to be her manager.

12:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E22 · Ballroom Blitz Comedy

Ballroom Blitz

Bev has quickly become attracted to her new ballroom dance instructor, but becomes infuriated with him when he begins flirting with the divorced Jackie.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E23 · The Wedding Comedy

The Wedding

Emotions consume Roseanne and Dan as they prepare for Darlene and David to wed, but the ceremony is interrupted by a life-threatening situation.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E24 · Heart & Soul Comedy

Heart & Soul

Roseanne tries to do everything in her power to make sure things go smoothly in the hospital after Dan suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E25 · Fights and Stuff Comedy

Fights and Stuff

Dan gets news from his doctor that his food consumption is very unhealthy and that he should go on a diet to avoid another heart attack in the future.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S9 · E1 · Call Waiting Comedy

Call Waiting

Roseanne is holed up at Jackie's after a heated argument with Dan; Jackie realizes that they have won $108 million in the state lottery.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E1 · George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack Comedy

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack

George sets out to find his runaway daughter, and he eventually finds her in San Francisco and discovers that she has become a groupie for a rap artist.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E2 · Landlord Almighty Comedy

Landlord Almighty

Carmen grows tired of being treated as a child and decides to remodel her room without her parents' consent, which prompts a George to charge her for rent.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E3 · George of the Rings Comedy

George of the Rings

After George angers Angie by forgetting about their wedding anniversary, he offers to give her a new wedding ring of her choosing.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E4 · Home Sweet Homeschool Comedy

Home Sweet Homeschool

Carmen's school refuses to reinstate her due to her prolonged absence; since Angie is no longer employed, she decides to home-school her daughter.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E25 · Shoeless Al Comedy

Shoeless Al

Al stops wearing shoes in order to win a fake lawsuit against the mall, but he can't bowl without shoes so he may lose the upcoming tournament.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E23 · Pump Fiction Comedy

Pump Fiction

Kelly and Al produce a movie together about shoes for her acting class project and they receive a $10,000 grant to produce another one.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E24 · Radio Free Trumaine Comedy

Radio Free Trumaine

Radio DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at Bud's college's radio station risk expulsion for telling a secret on air concerning their dean's past.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E1 · Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner? Comedy

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner?

To Al's chagrin, Bud's time living away from home is short-lived and the house becomes even more crowded when Peg's mom decides to move in.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E2 · A Shoe Room with a View Comedy

A Shoe Room with a View

Al's workplace gets a new neighbor when an aerobics studio opens up, but he is less than pleased with the situation after trying to use peepholes.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S10 · E3 · Requiem for a Dead Briard Comedy

Requiem for a Dead Briard

The family tries to comfort Kelly after Buck dies and Buck is disheartened to realize that after being reincarnated he is still to live with the Bundys.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E7 · Flame Resistant Comedy

Flame Resistant

Doug's mother, Janet, has kept contact with Doug's high school girlfriend which makes Carrie uneasy so she attempts to erase her from Janet's life.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E9 · Connect Four Comedy

Connect Four

Carrie wins four company seats to the Knicks games for a month but is undecided on who to take; Arthur tries to fix parking tickets for Deacon.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E11 · Mentalo Case Comedy

Mentalo Case

It is Christmas time and Carrie decides she is going to outspend everyone; Deacon and Doug fight over Mentalo, a doll from their youth.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E10 · Loaner Car Comedy

Loaner Car

Deacon has the kids for Thanksgiving but wants a traditional Thanksgiving meal, so Doug offers Carrie as a surrogate wife but Holly outshines her.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E5 · For the Sake of the Child Comedy

For the Sake of the Child

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after the two of them embarrass him in public by bickering at an ice cream parlor.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E6 · Give Me Your Thumb Comedy

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea should get breast reduction surgery, and Charlie responds by kicking him out of the house; Evelyn allows Alan to move in with her.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E7 · Untainted by Filth Comedy

Untainted by Filth

After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, he and Alan go out, only to awaken perplexed as the two of them are in the same bed with a strange woman.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E8 · Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Comedy

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea invites her gorgeous college roommate to stay at Charlie's after she undergoes a rough breakup, resulting in Charlie secretly hoping for a threesome.