Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Monday, 16 November 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.
Early Morning
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00:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S11 · E19 · Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang ComedyLan Mao Shi Zai Wuding ShangWalden reconnects with Kate but also begins to feel a deep attachment to another woman he meets; Alan and Gretchen grow closer to one another. -
00:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S11 · E20 · Lotta Delis in Little Armenia ComedyLotta Delis in Little ArmeniaAlan discovers an opportunity that could help him make some extra money; Walden is forced to come to terms with his co-dependency issues. -
01:00 30m
George Lopez
S4 · E24 · George Negoti-ate It SportsGeorge Negoti-ate ItGeorge takes over as Jason's sports agent after NFL players travel to the Lopez home and attempt to convince the young man to attend their alma maters. -
01:30 30m
George Lopez
S5 · E1 · George Gets a Pain in the Ash ComedyGeorge Gets a Pain in the AshThe Lopez house becomes crowded when Benny is forced to move in after accidentally burning her own home down with a lit cigarette. -
02:00 30m
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
S2 · E7 · Puppy Love Triangle ComedyPuppy Love TriangleWhen Matt's teacher says that he has been distracted lately in class his parents worry that he is spending too much time with Nettie. -
02:30 30m
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
S2 · E6 · The Practical Joke ComedyThe Practical JokeA new boss wants to fire Jeff and Ebb while Florus and Bill trick the two to thinking they have won the lottery. -
03:00 30m
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
S2 · E8 · Like Florus, Like Son ComedyLike Florus, Like SonMatt becomes a stowaway in Florus's truck and hits the road when he becomes upset with Jeff's tight discipline. -
03:30 30m
The Jeff Foxworthy Show
S2 · E11 · Feud for Thought ComedyFeud for ThoughtKaren decides it is time to take matters into her own hands and invites the Raffertys to dinner hoping to end a long standing rivalry and family feud. -
04:00 30m
Bob Hearts Abishola
S1 · E6 · Ralph Lauren and Fish ComedyRalph Lauren and FishBob and Abishola are finally able to go on a proper date together, but Dottie suffers a medical emergency that quickly throws the night awry. -
04:30 30m
Bob Hearts Abishola
S1 · E7 · Tough Like a Laundromat Washing Machine ComedyTough Like a Laundromat Washing MachineBob hires Abishola to help care for Dottie while she recovers, but Dottie struggles with her newfound limitations and takes her frustrations out on Abishola. -
05:00 1h
Murdoch Mysteries
S16 · E11 · D.O.A. DramaD.O.A.A key witness's sudden death leaves Murdoch distressed.
Morning
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07:00 30m
The Nanny
S2 · E22 · What the Butler Sang ComedyWhat the Butler SangFran discovers that Niles has an excellent singing voice and succeeds in convincing him to audition for a part in Maxwell's new musical. -
07:30 30m
The Nanny
S2 · E23 · A Kiss Is Just a Kiss ComedyA Kiss Is Just a KissFran wins a contest to pose for the cover of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus' newest album, but she is dismayed to discover why she won. -
08:00 30m
The Nanny
S2 · E24 · Strange Bedfellows ComedyStrange BedfellowsAfter a conversation with a fellow nanny who is retiring and has few prospects, Fran begins to worry about her future; Niles gives C.C. a birthday gift. -
08:30 30m
The Nanny
S2 · E25 · The Chatterbox ComedyThe ChatterboxFran helps Maggie prepare for a friend's elegant birthday party by taking her to a beauty salon; Fran gets a young actress a job at the beauty salon. -
09:00 30m
Married ... with Children
S3 · E8 · The Gypsy Cried ComedyThe Gypsy CriedMarcy becomes worried when a psychic tells her she is going to die after the psychic's predictions for Al, Peggy and Steve all actually happen. -
09:30 30m
Married ... with Children
S3 · E9 · Requiem for a Dead Barber ComedyRequiem for a Dead BarberAl frets over losing his masculinity when he is faced with going to a salon to have his hair styled after his long-time, beloved barber Tony suddenly dies. -
10:00 30m
Married ... with Children
S3 · E10 · I'll See You in Court ComedyI'll See You in CourtThe Rhoades and Bundys file a lawsuit against a motel after Al and Peg stumble upon a tape of Steve and Marcy's intimate interlude. -
10:30 30m
Married ... with Children
S3 · E8 · The Gypsy Cried ComedyThe Gypsy CriedMarcy becomes worried when a psychic tells her she is going to die after the psychic's predictions for Al, Peggy and Steve all actually happen. -
11:00 30m
The King of Queens
S2 · E6 · Doug Out ComedyDoug OutDoug and Carrie take Arthur to a Mets game to make up for calling him a demented circus monkey but wind up in the stadium jail. -
11:30 30m
The King of Queens
S2 · E5 · Tube Stakes ComedyTube StakesCarrie feels so bad for leaving the garage door open, which led to Doug's big screen TV being stolen, that she goes out to buy him another one.
Daytime
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12:00 30m
Roseanne
S7 · E13 · Rear Window ComedyRear WindowRoseanne and Dan learn that their elderly neighbors are also avid nudists; Mark and Darlene team up to pry David and Becky apart. -
12:30 30m
Roseanne
S7 · E14 · My Name Is Bev ComedyMy Name Is BevBeverly is arrested for drinking and driving and is obligated to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings; Roseanne forbids drinking while Beverly is in the house. -
13:00 30m
Roseanne
S7 · E15 · Bed and Bored ComedyBed and BoredJackie accuses Bev of being a rotten mother; Roseanne feigns illness in order to get some rest, but has to strike a deal with David when he learns the truth. -
13:30 30m
Roseanne
S7 · E16 · Sisters ComedySistersFights fester between siblings when Jackie complains about D.J.'s annoying visits; Darlene is lured home for Roseanne's birthday. -
14:00 30m
Roseanne
S7 · E17 · Lost Youth ComedyLost YouthMark and David war over a vulnerable waitress at the Lunch Box; Jackie complains to Fred about their lovemaking, but Fred likes it just how it is. -
14:30 30m
Roseanne
S7 · E18 · Single Married Female ComedySingle Married FemaleWhile Roseanne is away, Dan learns about a scandalous secret concerning Jackie and gets some advice on how to react from it from David. -
15:00 30m
George Lopez
S3 · E9 · Fishing Cubans ComedyFishing CubansVic uses George and Angie's anniversary pledge of a cheap, heartfelt gift to convince George to help him smuggle his brother out of Cuba and into America. -
15:30 30m
George Lopez
S3 · E11 · Mementos ComedyMementosGeorge accidentally throws out Angie's only mementos of her deceased grandmother; George's father dies before George has the opportunity to give him a kidney. -
16:00 30m
George Lopez
S3 · E13 · Why You Crying? ComedyWhy You Crying?George and Angie become furious when Benny takes Max's discipline into her own hands; Max's teacher alerts George that Max is close to failing. -
16:30 30m
George Lopez
S3 · E14 · The Trouble with Ricky ComedyThe Trouble with RickyAngie decides to let Max's friend Ricky stay at the Lopez house; George becomes infuriated when Max and Ricky drive the family's car through a fence. -
17:00 30m
Married ... with Children
S4 · E19 · Peggy Turns 300 ComedyPeggy Turns 300Al takes Peg bowling on her birthday night, but only because he wants to beat his bowling rival's high score, which Peg ends up doing. -
17:30 30m
Married ... with Children
S4 · E20 · Peggy Made a Little Lamb ComedyPeggy Made a Little LambPeggy is unable to receive her high school diploma because she is missing a credit, so she must repeat and pass her home economics class.
Evening
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18:00 30m
Married ... with Children
S4 · E21 · Rain Girl ComedyRain GirlAfter desperately searching for a new job, Kelly gleefully accepts a position as the weather reporter at a local television station. -
18:30 30m
Married ... with Children
S4 · E22 · The Agony of DeFeet ComedyThe Agony of DeFeetWhen Al is the judge of a beauty contest at the shoe store, he begins having nightmares about feet; Kelly makes Bud and Marcy think they slept together. -
19:00 30m
Married ... with Children
S4 · E23 · Yard Sale ComedyYard SaleAl throws a yard sale to get rid of junk after he discovers Peg's new purchases, but no one seems to be interested in the Bundy's junk. -
19:30 30m
Married ... with Children
S5 · E1 · We'll Follow the Sun ComedyWe'll Follow the SunThe Bundy family plans to go on a vacation during Labor Day weekend, but they spend the entire weekend trapped in traffic on a Chicago highway. -
20:00 30m
The King of Queens
S2 · E7 · Get Away ComedyGet AwayDoug and Carrie discover what song Deacon and Kelly listen to during sex while at a B&B together and they get jealous when they hear the song constantly. -
20:30 30m
The King of Queens
S2 · E9 · I, Candy ComedyI, CandyCarrie finds it comical at first when Doug's whole attitude changes after a waitress flirts with him, but she's not amused when she sees how attractive she is. -
21:00 30m
The King of Queens
S2 · E11 · Sparing Carrie ComedySparing CarrieDoug's bowling team's sponsorship is on the line unless they win and they are forced to kick Carrie off because of her playing, which leads to Doug faltering. -
21:30 30m
The King of Queens
S2 · E14 · Block Buster ComedyBlock BusterAt a high school football reunion, Doug is robbed of his winning block in a game when a another guy, who's now in a wheelchair, is given the accolades. -
22:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S5 · E10 · Kinda Like Necrophilia ComedyKinda Like NecrophiliaAlan gets very upset when he learns that Charlie stole his former high school girlfriend and soon sets his sights on revenge against his brother. -
22:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S5 · E11 · Meander to Your Dander ComedyMeander to Your DanderAlan is thinking about breaking up with his girlfriend but he is unsure how to go about doing it, so Charlie lends him some advice on ending relationships. -
23:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S5 · E12 · A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh ComedyA Little Clammy and None Too FreshAfter returning home from her trip to England, a concerned Rose notices that Charlie is extremely sick, so she makes it her mission to nurse him back to health. -
23:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S5 · E13 · The Soil Is Moist ComedyThe Soil Is MoistAlan starts dating Cynthia, one of his ex-wife's friends, and he is surprised after she reveals an interesting secret about Judith's intimate life.