Cozi TV TV Guide — Monday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Monday, 31 August 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S5 · E8 · Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Comedy

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds fame as a wholesome children's singer, but his successful new career is directly impacting Alan in a negative fashion.

00:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S5 · E9 · Tight's Good Comedy

Tight's Good

As everyone gets ready for changes and additions being made to the family, Charlie tries his hardest to resist his beautiful soon-to-be step sister.

01:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E1 · Where the Donuts are Good, Not Great Comedy

Where the Donuts are Good, Not Great

Karen is blatantly not near as captivated with their life down South as Jeff seems to be.

01:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E5 · The Gift Comedy

The Gift

When Big Jim is kicked out by one girlfriend he ends up with another and Jeff contemplates his father's uncommon "gift".

02:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E4 · My Dinner with Betty Comedy

My Dinner with Betty

Jeff is in trouble with his friends after Karen invites Bill's ex-wife over for dinner; Matt and Nettie invite Justin to join their club.

02:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E3 · The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse Comedy

The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse

Jeff and the guys head into the throngs of nature on a hunting trip as Karen sits home and contemplates an old photograph.

03:00 30m

The Munsters

S1 · E29 · Herman the Rookie Comedy

Herman the Rookie

The manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers recruits Herman to step in as a new member of the team when he is conked on the head by one of Hermans line drives.

03:30 30m

The Munsters

S1 · E30 · Country Club Munsters Comedy

Country Club Munsters

Herman learns on TV that he has won a membership to a local country club, and is decided that he may be able to take up golf; culture clash at the club.

04:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S3 · E11 · Cats in a Bathtub Comedy

Cats in a Bathtub

Abishola and Kemi scramble to defend Morenike against their church and families when Bob inadvertently outs her as a lesbian; Douglas admits to not being poor.

04:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S3 · E12 · Your Beans are Flatlining Comedy

Your Beans are Flatlining

When Abishola makes plans to go to medical school in Baltimore, Bob is surprised to learn she is going to do it whether he comes with her or not.

05:00 1h

Murdoch Mysteries

S16 · E10 · Dash to Death Drama

Dash to Death

Hart plots the demise of her father with Arthur; Murdoch investigates the death of a supreme athlete who has been impaled by a javelin.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E16 · Where's Fran? Comedy

Where's Fran?

Fran decides to quit after Maxwell hurts her feelings and refuses to apologize, but Maxwell realizes he has made a mistake attempts to find her.

07:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E17 · The Grandmas Comedy

The Grandmas

When Fran learns that her mother has kicked her father out of the house, she enlists the help of her grandmothers to get the couple back together.

08:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E18 · Val's Boyfriend Comedy

Val's Boyfriend

Val begins to spend all of her free time with her new boyfriend; C.C. decides to quit after Maxwell refuses to make her an equal business partner.

08:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E19 · Love Is a Many Blundered Thing Comedy

Love Is a Many Blundered Thing

After Fran agrees to a Valentine's Day date with a police officer, she discovers she has a secret admirer who appears to be Mr. Sheffield.

09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E1 · We'll Follow the Sun Comedy

We'll Follow the Sun

The Bundy family plans to go on a vacation during Labor Day weekend, but they spend the entire weekend trapped in traffic on a Chicago highway.

09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E2 · Al ... with Kelly Comedy

Al ... with Kelly

To avoid going with Peg and Bud to Wanker County, Al and Kelly pretend to be sick, but Kelly really becomes sick and Al must care for her all week.

10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E3 · Sue Casa, His Casa Comedy

Sue Casa, His Casa

Marcy is the witness when, after Al decides they don't need car insurance, Bud gets in a car accident and countersues the other driver.

10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S5 · E4 · The Unnatural Comedy

The Unnatural

A vote is taken to decide whether or not to bench Al before the big softball game, and Peggy and the kids are easily swayed to change their votes.

11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E2 · Window Pain Comedy

Window Pain

Doug and Carrie get new neighbors but make a negative impression when an argument they have can literally be heard all over the neighborhood.

11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E1 · Arthur, Spooner Comedy

Arthur, Spooner

Carrie gets neurotic when put in charge of a group of "misfits" at night which makes Doug lonely, but he finds that Arthur makes an acceptable replacement.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E13 · The White Sheep of the Family Comedy

The White Sheep of the Family

The Conner family receives some inheritance from their recently passed Aunt Harriet, so they decide to go out for a nice dinner until Darlene shows up.

12:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E14 · Becky Howser, M.D. Comedy

Becky Howser, M.D.

Becky is still feeling depressed as Mark plans a surprise get-together with their friends and family, but it still has no effect on her and her aspirations.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E15 · Out of the Past Comedy

Out of the Past

When Nana Mary visits Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood belongings in tow, the contents lead to a huge argument between the sisters.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E16 · Construction Junction Comedy

Construction Junction

Dan is given an offer by his old crew that leaves him confused on what to do since his current job is steady, but he could make a lot of money with this offer.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E17 · We're Going to Disney World Comedy

We're Going to Disney World

The family becomes elated when Dan brings home his final check from the Lanford City Garage and announces they are going to Disney World for their vacation.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E18 · Disney World War II Comedy

Disney World War II

The Conners arrive at Disney World for their vacation that everyone is excited about except for Darlene, who just wants to sit there until it is time to go.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E13 · George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed Comedy

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George tries to relive his high school days by teaching Max how to play the guitar, but he feels more left out than ever when his son joins a rock band.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E14 · George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation Comedy

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation

When the bosses at Powers Aviation institute a workplace smoking ban, George suffers due to Benny's nicotine withdrawals causing her to become more aggravating.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E15 · George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie Comedy

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

The Lopez family tries to put an end to a neighbor's racist lawn display; a police officer (Mario Lopez) takes an interest in Veronica.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E16 · George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test Comedy

George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test

Vic feigns fatherly affection for his son-in-law in order to convince George to compete in a father-son golf tournament against a long-time rival and his son.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E17 · 25 Years and What Do You Get? Comedy

25 Years and What Do You Get?

Buck manages to get a hold of Al's wedding anniversary present for Peggy and buries it in the backyard, which causes trouble for Al.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E18 · Ship Happens, Part 1 Comedy

Ship Happens, Part 1

Peggy enters a contest and wins a Caribbean cruise, so the D'Arcys make arrangements to accompany the Bundy family upon their maritime adventure.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E19 · Ship Happens, Part 2 Comedy

Ship Happens, Part 2

When the cruise ship, "The Sea Dodge," sinks, the Bundys and the D'Arcys tropical vacation to the Caribbean ends abruptly and unhappily.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E21 · And Bingo Was Her Game-O Comedy

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Peg manages to win 10,000 dollars by playing in a local bingo tournament; Al and his fellow club members attempt to decide upon their official beer.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E26 · The Undergraduate Comedy

The Undergraduate

Kelly is persuaded to attend a junior prom with a friendly twelve-year-old boy from the neighborhood who has a secret crush on her.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E22 · User Friendly Comedy

User Friendly

Bud participates in a virtual reality sex experiment with Amber; Al and his friends try to figure out what a light switch does that isn't connected to anything.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E4 · Kirbed Enthusiasm Comedy

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Doug is asked to help coach Deacon's son's football teaml; While coaching, Deacon's son expresses to Doug that he should try out for a semi-pro team.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E3 · Holy Mackerel Comedy

Holy Mackerel

Doug and Carrie bump into Father McAndrew and are shamed into attending church services, meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone, Arthur puts the house up for sale.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E12 · Jung Frankenstein Comedy

Jung Frankenstein

Carrie sends Doug to a therapist regarding his overeating, and he shows promise so Carrie asks the therapist to "help" with other issues behind Doug's back.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S5 · E5 · Mammary Lane Comedy

Mammary Lane

Carrie agrees to baby-sit her boss's son but is disgusted when the toddler is obsessed with her breasts; Spence's TiVo thinks he is gay.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E1 · 818-JKLPUZO Comedy

818-JKLPUZO

Charlie helps his ex-fiancé with her music career, and wonders if he's with the right girl; Alan presses wary Charlie to allow Melissa to move in.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E2 · Whipped Unto the Third Generation Comedy

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to allow Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, to move in, and shortly after the girls take over the house.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E3 · Mmm, Fish. Yum Comedy

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Alan is forced into taking care of Judith's baby when his ex-mother-in-law becomes tipsy; Jake blackmails Charlie after he accidentally runs over Chelsea's cat.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E4 · Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Comedy

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn so that he can eventually move out of Charlie's place; Charlie attempts to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.