Cozi TV TV Guide — Monday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Monday, 21 September 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E1 · 818-JKLPUZO Comedy

818-JKLPUZO

Charlie helps his ex-fiancé with her music career, and wonders if he's with the right girl; Alan presses wary Charlie to allow Melissa to move in.
00:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S7 · E2 · Whipped Unto the Third Generation Comedy

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to allow Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, to move in, and shortly after the girls take over the house.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E23 · George Stare-oids Down Jason Comedy

George Stare-oids Down Jason

George kicks Jason out when he discovers that he and Carmen have become intimate while under his roof, but Jason's father bribes George to let his son stay.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E24 · George Negoti-ate It Sports

George Negoti-ate It

George takes over as Jason's sports agent after NFL players travel to the Lopez home and attempt to convince the young man to attend their alma maters.
02:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E13 · The Briarton Syndrome Comedy

The Briarton Syndrome

Jeff's new boss prompts a two day quarantine when he causes a spill on the loading dock that could be toxic material.
02:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E16 · Foxworthy Shall Rise Again Comedy

Foxworthy Shall Rise Again

Jeff and his fellow employees are volunteered to re-enact the Civil War battle of Briarton; Jeff is considered dead according to the DMV.
03:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E14 · Jeff, You the Man Comedy

Jeff, You the Man

Jeff becomes a hero when he wins a "mud bogging" race but things get dirty when rival Mario Andretti steals his trophy.
03:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Dogs Comedy

The Dogs

Jeff Foxworthy, Anita Barone, Ann Cusack, Haley Joel Osment, Jonathan Lipnicki, Matt Clark
04:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.
04:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.
05:00 1h

Murdoch Mysteries

S16 · E16 · An Avoidable Hinder Drama

An Avoidable Hinder

An old logging camp friend asks Murdoch to clear his name in a decades-old murder case.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E12 · The Fran in the Mirror Comedy

The Fran in the Mirror

Fran invests money with one of Maxwell's friends before learning that he has actually gone broke; Niles learns that he has inherited a relative's estate.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E13 · The Yummy Mummy Comedy

The Yummy Mummy

Brighton refuses to allow Fran to accompany him on visits to prospective colleges but refuses to tell her the reason why; Fran receives lessons in elegance.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E14 · California, Here We Come Comedy

California, Here We Come

Maxwell receives an offer to turn one of his plays into a television show, and he and the rest of his family prepares to move to California.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S6 · E17 · Ma' ternal Affairs Comedy

Ma' ternal Affairs

Sylvia admits to Fran that she is having an affair with another man, which prompts Fran to convince her father to sweep Sylvia off her feet.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E10 · Death of a Shoe Salesman Comedy

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Peggy comes to feel left out when Al reserves his grave site, which is located between the graves of a western movie star and a mule.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E11 · Old College Try Comedy

Old College Try

When Bud receives a large sum of money from a college grant, Al and Peggy selfishly waste the money on personal items and luxuries.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E12 · Christmas Comedy

Christmas

Al is consumed by memories when he reminisces about the numerous different ways the Bundy family has celebrated Christmas over previous years.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E13 · The Wedding Show Comedy

The Wedding Show

Al's patience is tested when Peg cannot decide on attire for a wedding; Bud becomes acquainted with the bride while Kelly makes friends with the bridesmaids.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E20 · Four Play Comedy

Four Play

Both Doug and Deacon start spending some quality time with each other's wives when they realize that they have much more in common.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E21 · Hartford Wailer Comedy

Hartford Wailer

Doug's attempt at romance uncovers Carrie's "work retreat" for what it really is, and Danny and Spence's plan to get into a Billy Idol concert backfires.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E3 · Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker Comedy

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Jackie is horrified when she wakes up after a night on the town drinking to find that she has slept with Arnie, while D.J. gets a dog for comic books.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E4 · Darlene Fades to Black Comedy

Darlene Fades to Black

Roseanne and Dan are left wondering about Darlene after she becomes depressed, wanting to wear only black clothing and be left alone from everyone.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E5 · Tolerate Thy Neighbor Comedy

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

New neighbors the Bowmans go out of town and a moving truck pulls up to their house while Roseanne watches, unaware they are actually getting robbed.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E6 · Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down Comedy

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Roseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E7 · Vegas Comedy

Vegas

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E8 · Vegas, Vegas Comedy

Vegas, Vegas

Roseanne and Nancy show up drunk to the night club where Wayne Newton is performing and start heckling him, coming close to getting tossed out.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E11 · George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness Comedy

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

When George discovers that Benny's old lover has returned to Los Angeles, he attempts to keep the two of them from rekindling their romance.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E12 · George Uses His Vato Power To Save Dinero Que La Comedy

George Uses His Vato Power To Save Dinero Que La

George and Angie decide that their spending habits have gotten out of control, so they place a bet to determine which of them is able to live most frugally.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E13 · George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed Comedy

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George tries to relive his high school days by teaching Max how to play the guitar, but he feels more left out than ever when his son joins a rock band.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E14 · George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation Comedy

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Orale Fixation

When the bosses at Powers Aviation institute a workplace smoking ban, George suffers due to Benny's nicotine withdrawals causing her to become more aggravating.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S3 · E3 · Poke High Comedy

Poke High

The football record that Al had once set while he was in high school is now being threatened by a new high school football player who stars for the team.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S3 · E4 · The Camping Show Comedy

The Camping Show

The Bundys and the Rhoades attempt to have an enjoyable weekend trip together, but all misery breaks out when all the women end up on their periods.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S3 · E5 · A Dump of My Own Comedy

A Dump of My Own

Al decides to develop a new plan to construct his ultimate dream room, which is an executive type bathroom in the garage for his personal use.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S3 · E6 · Her Cups Runneth Over Comedy

Her Cups Runneth Over

Al and Steve have an extraordinary day planned as they head off to an expensive lingerie shop to buy Peg a new bra for her birthday.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S3 · E7 · The Bald and the Beautiful Comedy

The Bald and the Beautiful

Steve convinces Al that he is also losing his hair, but he is really just upset that he might be losing his own hair and wants to drag Al down with him.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S3 · E8 · The Gypsy Cried Comedy

The Gypsy Cried

Marcy becomes worried when a psychic tells her she is going to die after the psychic's predictions for Al, Peggy and Steve all actually happen.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

Comedy

A blue-collar delivery driver lives in a cramped home in downtown Queens, along with his sharp-tongued lawyer wife and father-in-law.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

Comedy

A blue-collar delivery driver lives in a cramped home in downtown Queens, along with his sharp-tongued lawyer wife and father-in-law.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S9 · E4 · Major Disturbance Comedy

Major Disturbance

Deacon changes the ending of a story, leaving him too scared to spend the weekend with the Heffermans; Arthur figures out a way to make money in carpooling.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S9 · E6 · Brace Yourself Comedy

Brace Yourself

Doug has Deacon's son draw a stick figure of Carrie in hopes that it will make her want to purchase an enhancement that the two of them could benefit from.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E23 · The Straw in My Donut Hole Comedy

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Alan gets showered with tons of love and affection upon returning from his stay at the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure all of that attention is deserved.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E24 · Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Comedy

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake decides what he wants to do next with his life after he and Eldridge graduate from high school; Walden must deal with his ex-partner's return.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E1 · I Changed My Mind About the Milk Comedy

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Surprises abound as Walden prepares to impress Zoey with something unexpected for her birthday and the men meet Grammy award-winning musician Michael Bolton.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E2 · A Big Bag of Dog Comedy

A Big Bag of Dog

Devastated after his big break-up with Zoey, Walden starts to exhibit strange behavior, leading Alan to think that he's starting to have a mental breakdown.

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Evening