Cozi TV TV Guide — Monday, 18 May 2026

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Monday, 18 May 2026. 43 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E15 · My Damn Stalker Comedy

My Damn Stalker

Rose announces that she is moving to London, and Charlie must face his feelings; Alan adds fluff to his Internet dating profile, attracting an onlooker.

00:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E16 · Young People Have Phlegm Too Comedy

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Although Charlie ignores his ideas, Alan thinks that his brother may be too old to keep up with his new 24-year-old girlfriend named Robin.

01:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E5 · The Gift Comedy

The Gift

When Big Jim is kicked out by one girlfriend he ends up with another and Jeff contemplates his father's uncommon "gift".

01:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E4 · My Dinner with Betty Comedy

My Dinner with Betty

Jeff is in trouble with his friends after Karen invites Bill's ex-wife over for dinner; Matt and Nettie invite Justin to join their club.

02:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E3 · The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse Comedy

The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse

Jeff and the guys head into the throngs of nature on a hunting trip as Karen sits home and contemplates an old photograph.

02:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S2 · E7 · Puppy Love Triangle Comedy

Puppy Love Triangle

When Matt's teacher says that he has been distracted lately in class his parents worry that he is spending too much time with Nettie.

03:00 30m

The Munsters

S1 · E9 · Knock Wood, Here Comes Charley Comedy

Knock Wood, Here Comes Charley

Hermans con artist twin brother comes to town and stays with the Munsters for a while, against Hermans wishes; he tries to pull a con on Lily.

03:30 30m

The Munsters

S1 · E10 · Autumn Croakus Comedy

Autumn Croakus

Grandpa feels lonely and announces he intends to get married again, and goes on a search for the girl of his dreams to ask her to marry him.

04:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

04:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:00 1h

Murdoch Mysteries

S16 · E21 · Murder in F Major Drama

Murder in F Major

Murdoch investigates jealous musicians after the murder of Toronto's new symphony director.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E13 · Alone Drama

Alone

A teenager who is attempting to get through life as a homeless person tries to cope with a difficult situation with help from his beloved cat and his friend.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E14 · Close Encounters of the Heavenly Kind Drama

Close Encounters of the Heavenly Kind

Jonathan and Mark's next task is to help a desperate UFO watcher as he attempts to maintain guardianship of his recently orphaned grandson.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E17 · Badfellas Comedy

Badfellas

Malcolm and Eddie are asked to pay protection money, and after they refuse, the Fifty/Fifty Club is torn apart by unknown vandals.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E16 · Devil's Advocate Comedy

Devil's Advocate

After agreeing to appear on a talk show for sports fanatics, Malcolm and Eddie are surprised to learn that the real topic of the program is devil worshippers.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S6 · E8 · Stuck on You Comedy

Stuck on You

Steve begins planning out a dinner party to celebrate his relationship with Regina, but when she takes over it leads to an argument about their roles.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S6 · E9 · Hate Thy Neighbor Comedy

Hate Thy Neighbor

A slot has opened on the apartment's tenant board and Steve and Lovita both enter the running to fill it, but their campaigns quickly turn dirty.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S1 · E21 · A Moving Experience Comedy

A Moving Experience

Mark leaves the girls to move in with a friend who needs a roommate, but the partying in his new building distracts him from his duties.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S1 · E22 · Livin' a Large Lie Comedy

Livin' a Large Lie

Mark tries to trick his grandmother into thinking he still plays in the NBA, but the joke is on him when she finds out the truth.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E1 · Fran Lite Comedy

Fran Lite

Maxwell begins dating a woman who bears a striking resemblance to Fran; Brighton has a difficult time at school because he is smaller than everyone else.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E2 · The Playwright Comedy

The Playwright

Fran attempts to convince Brighton to take his science partner to the school dance; a playwright threatens to jump out a window unless Maxwell reads his play.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S5 · E20 · It Was Twenty Years Ago Today Comedy

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Roseanne and Dan celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary, but they struggle with what to give one another; Dan finds out Roseanne bought him an expensive gift.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S5 · E21 · Playing with Matches Comedy

Playing with Matches

Weary of having their mother hanging around, Roseanne and Jackie encourage a relationship between Beverly and her friend from the retirement community.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S5 · E22 · Promises, Promises Comedy

Promises, Promises

Darlene agrees to go to the prom with David after she strikes a deal with Roseanne; Darlene has a surprise for her boyfriend after the prom.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S5 · E23 · Glengarry, Glen Rosey Comedy

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

The Conners are happy when it looks like the house Dan invests in is going to pay off; Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when their buyer backs out.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E24 · George Goes to Disneyland Comedy

George Goes to Disneyland

Angie decides to take Max to Disneyland after he receives an award at school, but George looks for an excuse to avoid going to the theme park with the family.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E25 · Bachelor Party Comedy

Bachelor Party

As Benny and Randy prepare for their bachelor and bachelorette parties, Accident Amy returns and attempts to win Randy back before the wedding can take place.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E26 · Wrecking Ball Comedy

Wrecking Ball

Benny grows volatile after her breakup with Randy, which leads to her becoming the prime suspect when the plant is vandalized the night she goes out drinking.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E28 · Now George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What Happened Comedy

Now George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What Happened

George and Angie discover that Zack is only interested in pursuing a sexual relationship with Carmen, and they decide to give her an ultimatum.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E4 · Whose Room Is It Anyway? Comedy

Whose Room Is It Anyway?

When Marcy and Steve decide to add another room to their house, Al wants them to add a pool room, but Peg and Marcy want an exercise room.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E5 · Have You Driven a Ford Lately? Comedy

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Al and Steve's friendship blossoms when they work together to polish up a vintage Ford Mustang while their wives continue loathing them from the sidelines.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E6 · Sixteen Years and What Do You Get? Comedy

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Al learns that his credit card is maxed out, leaving him unable to purchase a present for Peggy in honor of their 16th wedding anniversary.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E7 · Married ... Without Children Comedy

Married ... Without Children

Peg and Al go to a hotel for the night while Marcy and Steve baby-sit Bud and Kelly, but the Rhoades' house suddenly turns into a massive party.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E8 · The Poker Game Comedy

The Poker Game

When Al invites Steve to play poker, Steve ends up losing his entire paycheck; Steve then asks Peggy to get Al to give the money back to him.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E9 · Peggy Sue Got Work Comedy

Peggy Sue Got Work

Peg and Al's relationship is disrupted after Al won't buy her a VCR, so she goes to work at a department store to earn some extra money.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E9 · Road Rayge Comedy

Road Rayge

Doug bumps into local celebrity Ray Barone at the DMV; To impress him, Doug helps him cheat on his driving test but gets caught and loses his license.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E8 · Educating Doug Comedy

Educating Doug

Doug becomes the class clown when Carrie enrolls them in a college course after worrying that they are becoming stupid and boring.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E10 · Supermarket Story Comedy

Supermarket Story

Arthur convinces Carrie to make a home-cooked Thanksgiving dinner; at the store, Carrie pesters another shopper for tips but her methods border on stalking.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E12 · Fixer Upper Comedy

Fixer Upper

Carrie fixes Spence up with a woman; After an embarrassing incident, their romance progresses, until Doug tells him to end his 30-year bout with celibacy.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E17 · Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Comedy

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

When Charlie becomes too adventurous in bed and hurts his back, Alan takes him to the hospital; Jake is taught a lesson in personal hygiene by an annoyed Berta.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E18 · It Was 'Mame,' Mom Comedy

It Was 'Mame,' Mom

Charlie dupes Alan into masquerading as his gay life-partner in order to win the approval of a party-throwing homosexual advertising agency owner.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E19 · A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Comedy

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Awestruck Alan attempts to date one of Charlie's former flames, but struggles as he becomes obsessed with the fact that Charlie was with her first.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E20 · I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Comedy

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Heavily frustrated by nagging Evelyn and frugal Judith, Charlie and Alan begin taking their rage out on one another; Berta attempts to play peacemaker.