Roseanne has loved putting together the costume for D.J. in his upcoming school play, but she has to figure out why he quit the part when he comes home.
When Bob lets Dele get a new haircut, he ends up trapped between Abishola's anger and Dele's stubbornness; Dottie struggles with the MaxDot board of directors.
Things get terribly awkward for everyone, as the guys wind up learning that their new racing champion of a friend has a condition that they didn't see coming.
Nicolette is ready for marriage even though Stanley isn't, so she decides to ask their friends to figure out a way to get him to ask her to be his bride.
Frasier encounters an attractive female police officer, but the officer is much more interested in his father; Daphne invites some of her friends over.
Rodbell's new regulations require employees to take a lie detector test to see if they are stealing from the restaurant, infuriating Roseanne over the idea.
Problems with Becky turn Mark to drinking and Dan covers for him with Roseanne in order to keep both of them out of trouble for going to the Lobo Lounge.
George and Angie decide that their spending habits have gotten out of control, so they place a bet to determine which of them is able to live most frugally.
While Al lets a crew film his old Dodge crossing the one million mile mark in exchange for a new Viper, Kelly struggles to locate the ever-elusive Waldo.
Valentine's Day for Doug and Carrie is dinner and an empty house, but before they can celebrate, Doug goes to Spence's for his birthday and gets trapped.
After playing with Deacon's 3-year-old, Doug realizes he wants to be a father, and when Carrie is resistant to the idea, a romantic tryst helps the decision.
Carrie and Doug attend a house warming party for Arthur, who almost got Doug fired when he borrowed the delivery truck and moved out after Doug blew up at him.
When Max begins wetting the bed while he sleeps, George decides to take him to the doctor in order to determine the cause; George learns that Max needs surgery.
D.J. begins having a problem at school when Dan decides to help, but when he finds out it is a puberty issue, he enlists the help of Mark to get through it.
Beverly is arrested for drinking and driving and is obligated to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings; Roseanne forbids drinking while Beverly is in the house.
Jackie accuses Bev of being a rotten mother; Roseanne feigns illness in order to get some rest, but has to strike a deal with David when he learns the truth.
When Maxwell loses a tennis match to Fran, he undergoes an extreme mental crisis that prompts him to adapt a youthful wardrobe and purchase a sports car.
Fran attempts to impress a handsome cantor at her mother's temple, but her plan backfires when he suddenly becomes the star of Maxwell's latest musical.
Maxwell is upset when Fran accepts a quickie marriage proposal from Brighton's handsome, young French tutor, prompting C.C. to investigate the man's intentions.
Fran believes her psychic's romantic prediction will come true on the cruise vacation she is set to take with Val, which causes Maxwell to become concerned.