Doug and Carrie discover what song Deacon and Kelly listen to during sex while at a B&B together and they get jealous when they hear the song constantly.
Carrie invites her friend Susie and her husband, Mike, to stay over for the Thanksgiving holiday; Mike bores Doug to tears so Doug convinces Spence to move in.
Herman sneaks out at night to learn how to become a detective, but Lily suspects that he is having an affair; she hires a detective agency to follow Herman.
Lily is upset with Herman when he returns from an office party late in the night, and refuses to cook for him, speak to him or let him into their bedroom.
A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.
A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.
Eddie gets in trouble at school over his grades and is in danger of getting expelled, and the only thing that could save him is a science fair project.
Herman decides he must start putting some money aside so that Eddie could go to college when he gets older and he takes a job as a professional wrestler.
Roseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend.
When Max begins wetting the bed while he sleeps, George decides to take him to the doctor in order to determine the cause; George learns that Max needs surgery.
Al's hopes of driving around town in a shiny, new automobile are instantly dashed when he discovers his stash has been depleted by Peg's incessant spending.
Al must find a way to make money for an audit after Peg lies on the taxes, and when a couple offers to pay for Peg's hair, he must persuade her to sell it.
Doug's parents ask for a visit at the airport while on layover and unbeknownst to Doug, they want him to sign their living wills and ultimately "pull the plug."
Doug attempts to take all the burden away from a pregnant Carrie, but ends up stressing himself out; Arthur is irritated that his bathroom is not complete.
George decides to help Angie's wedding-planning business by building her an office in the garage, but he attempts to save money by hiring some old friends.
George kicks Jason out when he discovers that he and Carmen have become intimate while under his roof, but Jason's father bribes George to let his son stay.
Darlene figures out that D.J. has begun going to church after his school day, as he gives a lecture to Roseanne about morals after an incident at the diner.
Bev decides to return back to the house after claiming she broke her pelvis at the retirement home due to Dan's failure to safe-proof the shower in her room.
Fred gathers the courage to propose to Jackie and takes advice from Roseanne on the best way to ask the question and gathers tips from her favorite soap opera.
Maxwell is upset when Fran accepts a quickie marriage proposal from Brighton's handsome, young French tutor, prompting C.C. to investigate the man's intentions.
Fran believes her psychic's romantic prediction will come true on the cruise vacation she is set to take with Val, which causes Maxwell to become concerned.
When Maxwell takes the wrong bag on his flight, Fran tries to exchange it but ends up accompanying him on his trip after getting trapped in an airplane closet.