Carrie is jealous over Doug's new weight loss and the attention he garners; Danny and Spence house sit and watch over Arthur while the Heffernan's are gone.
Carrie finds the gynecologist of her dreams but fears she will lose him when she refers Danny to do his landscaping and Danny overcharges for a botched job.
Herman sneaks out at night to learn how to become a detective, but Lily suspects that he is having an affair; she hires a detective agency to follow Herman.
Lily is upset with Herman when he returns from an office party late in the night, and refuses to cook for him, speak to him or let him into their bedroom.
Malcolm overlooks Simone's intentions for baking cookies for him to make money from the treats, and McGinley wants Simone to ignore Malcolm to work at the bar.
Kate and Frasier throw all inhibitions to the side and have a tryst in the radio booth, however, all of Seattle hears this and wonders who "dirty girl" is.
Roseanne becomes frazzled as she tries to quit smoking cold turkey while working two jobs; Becky gets into trouble for helping Darlene with a school project.
George attempts to teach his niece the value of working hard by putting her to work at the factory, but she uses her feminine charm to get everything she wants.
Al's old girlfriend from high school enlists his help in fighting off a troublesome young man and his fellow gang members who have been tormenting her.
To Doug's utter horror, his aunt Sheila begins to date Arthur after separating from Hank; knowing it will not work out, Doug starts to feel sorry for Arthur.
A guilty-feeling Carrie and Doug end up reminiscing about the day of their proposal after a high appraisal for her engagement ring leads them to sell it.
George decides to help Angie's wedding-planning business by building her an office in the garage, but he attempts to save money by hiring some old friends.
George kicks Jason out when he discovers that he and Carmen have become intimate while under his roof, but Jason's father bribes George to let his son stay.
Dan becomes distraught at his father after learning that he lied to him about his mother's mental condition until Roseanne decides to step in and console him.
Darlene figures out that D.J. has begun going to church after his school day, as he gives a lecture to Roseanne about morals after an incident at the diner.
Fran falls into a depression after learning that her former fiancé is now engaged to a new woman; Fran attends a support group for her uncontrollable shopping.
Bob tries to mediate Goodwin and Kofo's feud but only makes things worse; Abishola realizes how bad a friend she's been to Kemi and puts it all on the line.