TV Guide Cozi TV Thursday

George and Angie become furious when Benny takes Max's discipline into her own hands; Max's teacher alerts George that Max is close to failing.

Angie decides to let Max's friend Ricky stay at the Lopez house; George becomes infuriated when Max and Ricky drive the family's car through a fence.

Mark drops a big surprise on Becky when Dan finds out that he's dropped out of school; Roseanne joins a women's club to meet people.

Roseanne discovers that David is living with Darlene in Chicago and heads off to confront them; Dan and Roseanne talk to Mark about returning to Becky.

When David confesses that he's been living with Darlene in Chicago, Dan throws David out; Jackie refuses to accept money from Fred.

Darlene's hope that David will be allowed to move back in are dashed when Dan discovers that David has actually been staying at Jackie's house.

Fran agrees to cover for Maggie as a candy striper at the hospital, but she is mistaken for a nurse and is ordered to shave Maxwell before his appendectomy.

Fran discovers that Niles has an excellent singing voice and succeeds in convincing him to audition for a part in Maxwell's new musical.

Fran wins a contest to pose for the cover of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus' newest album, but she is dismayed to discover why she won.

After a conversation with a fellow nanny who is retiring and has few prospects, Fran begins to worry about her future; Niles gives C.C. a birthday gift.

Dottie feels like Bob and Abishola's new married life is causing her to be pushed away; Goodwin and Kofo drag out their domestic dispute.

Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde start stalking Bob, which makes it difficult for Abishola to make the next move in her relationship with Bob.

Mark and Jonathan become counselors at a camp for children that have been diagnosed with cancer, which leads to them comforting several young minds.

Jonathan tries to get Jason's dad Miki to get to know his son a little bit better, but the man struggles to cope with the fact that his son has cancer.

Malcolm and Ashley break up after Cindy, a beautiful bandleader, manages to find a way to come between the couple; Malcolm is disillusioned over the split.

When a contractor proposes a new business venture for Malcolm and Eddie, the friends must decide whether they want to build a club in Chicago.

Warrington buys Regina an expensive luxury car for their one-month anniversary, but he becomes irritated when she does not seem to want to drive it.

Regina puts a lot of pressure on and makes her partner Cedric work hard so she can become successful in her quest to win the school's dance contest.

Niles and Frasier are in competition to be accepted into Seattle's premier Empire Club, but they end up sabotaging each other's efforts.

Frasier hires a female bodyguard to protect him at the annual SeaBea awards after convincing himself that a crazy fan is stalking him.

Frasier realizes he has never been told "I love you" by his father, so he tags along on an ice-fishing trip to try and get closer to Martin.

Niles learns that Maris has not been faithful to him as a result of a woman who calls into Frasier's show, and he challenges the man she's with to a duel.

After learning that David spent the night in Darlene's room, both Dan and Roseanne are forced to consider their daughter in a new light.

Jackie and Roseanne are shocked by Bev's announcement that she will be moving to Lanford; Jackie feels embarrassed when she begins dating a younger man.

Darlene is mortified when Roseanne throws her a sweet sixteen party and then sends her away to friends so that the adults can enjoy the festivities.

When Roseanne and Jackie are denied the bank loan that would've helped them open a restaurant together, they decide to turn to Bev for help.

A known sexual predator moves into the neighborhood, raising fears and prompting George and Angie to finally have the big talk with Max.

The Lopez family hires a maid whose superb cooking and cleaning skills quickly earn her a special place in George's heart making Benny feel replaced.

When George discovers that Benny's old lover has returned to Los Angeles, he attempts to keep the two of them from rekindling their romance.

George and Angie decide that their spending habits have gotten out of control, so they place a bet to determine which of them is able to live most frugally.

Al learns that his credit card is maxed out, leaving him unable to purchase a present for Peggy in honor of their 16th wedding anniversary.

Peg and Al go to a hotel for the night while Marcy and Steve baby-sit Bud and Kelly, but the Rhoades' house suddenly turns into a massive party.

When Al invites Steve to play poker, Steve ends up losing his entire paycheck; Steve then asks Peggy to get Al to give the money back to him.

Peg and Al's relationship is disrupted after Al won't buy her a VCR, so she goes to work at a department store to earn some extra money.

After running away following a massive argument with Peg, Al leaves the house to spend some quality time at Luke Ventura's apartment.

When Steve is away on a business trip, Marcy cannot stop having sexual fantasies about Al, so she seeks advise from Peg on how to prevent them.

Doug proceeds to allow all the attention to go to his head when he receives anonymous fan mail for his performance at a karaoke bar.

Doug and Carrie find that they are unable to convince Deacon and Kelly to become their neighbors when the house next door goes on the market.

Doug spots an opportunity to make a few quick bucks when he discovers his mother's surprising poker skills during a friendly game.

While Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant, Carrie struggles to keep actress Kirstie Alley happy.

While Doug spends a night on the town with Ray Barone, Carrie accompanies Arthur to his mother's grave and is surprised by what she finds there.

Carrie accidentally pushes Doug down the stairs, and he attempts to get revenge against her by milking his injury and making her care for him.

The Lopez family contemplates putting Needles to sleep when they learn that he has a tumor; George and Max make extravagant promises while praying for the dog.

Randy wants to take his relationship with Benny to the next level, but she balks at the idea; George inadvertently prompts Randy to break up with her.

George is left in charge of the kids when Angie is away on business; when Carmen and Max misbehave, George sends them to Benny's house for the weekend.

Max must pass an upcoming state-mandated test, leaving George and Angie to search for a suitable tutor; Jason volunteers to be Max's tutor.

Roseanne becomes embroiled in a family feud when Fred decides he will sue Jackie for custody of their unborn child, which was Dan's idea.

Complications arise at a gay bar when Nancy's new girlfriend kisses Roseanne; one of Becky's old boyfriends shows up to give Mark a reason to distrust her.

Jackie is due to give birth at any moment and must choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her in the delivery room to deliver the baby.

Roseanne decides to cover an alimony payment that was missed by Dan's father, while Fred is shocked by Jackie when he asks about her sexual history.

Fran helps Maggie prepare for a friend's elegant birthday party by taking her to a beauty salon; Fran gets a young actress a job at the beauty salon.

Fran and Brighton become traumatized after they are mugged in Central Park; Fran loses a rare piece of original writing from William Shakespeare.

Fran's pen pal asks to meet her in person after years of correspondence, which makes Fran anxious due to the amount of exaggeration contained in her letters.

C.C. and her equally mean brother conspire to have fun at Fran's expense by having her compete against intellectuals on a popular game show.

Abishola worries about her humble Nigerian roots after she spends a day of luxury with the girls; Goodwin learns that Kofo is getting a pitch meeting with Bob.

Bob is determined to learn any new information regarding Nigerian customs; Abishola is forced to confront a rumor regarding her relationship with Bob.