TV Guide Cozi TV Thursday

Dan packs his bags to leave while Roseanne drives around Lanford drowning her sorrows in fast food; D.J. makes a new friend who listens to him.

Roseanne's family and friends try to pick her spirits up after she locks herself in her room and finally try an intervention in a final ditch effort to help.

Roseanne attends a party at the Lanford Country Club, where she learns some disturbing news about the city from the son of her former boss.

Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she realizes that she is in love with the son of her former boss and that he is equally infatuated with her.

Grace becomes traumatized over the loss of her imaginary friend after Fran accidentally eats her; Maggie learns to play the piano.

Maxwell must miss Christmas with his family; Fran buys the children expensive gifts only to learn that her Christmas bonus is not what she had imagined.

Maxwell wants a popular soap-opera star to take the lead role in his play, but the actor will only agree if Maxwell sets him up on a date with Fran.

Maxwell's former nanny arrives for a visit and makes changes to the children's behavior, forcing them to all dress alike and putting them on strict schedules.

Bob begins to rethink his decision to sell the company just as a new offer arrives; Abishola struggles with whether they should flaunt their new wealth.

The family is excited for Christina when she gets a new job, but the mood quickly changes when they discover that the company is more successful.

The guys' newest task is to reunite a broken family after Evelyn Higgins left her husband Tim and baby daughter Sarah to explore a career in music.

Jonathan and Mark learn that a veterinary clinic run by a sweet lady named Gwen is marked for demolition by a mad construction magnate.

While the Fifty/Fifty's staff is out on strike, Malcolm and Eddie struggle to run the club by themselves, but the work gets too overwhelming.

Malcolm and Ashley break up after Cindy, a beautiful bandleader, manages to find a way to come between the couple; Malcolm is disillusioned over the split.

After a recent breakup, Steve injures himself while helping Regina move her furniture around; Lovita begins having jealousy issues with Cedric.

Steve applies for the vice-principal position at the school, much to the chagrin of Regina; meanwhile, Cedric comes up with creative ways to propose to Lovita.

New station mandates state that on-air talent read their own commercials, but Frasier starts an uprising to force management to overturn the order.

Frasier endures the five phases of grieving after being fired by KACL and finally comes to terms with the fact that he's unemployed.

Frasier's high school reunion is coming up, and he is eager to avoid it as he fears his run of bad luck will continue to the event.

Martin, Daphne and Eddie move in with Niles, and Martin becomes paranoid that Niles is trying to injure him to keep Daphne from leaving.

Jackie and Fred's wedding is quickly approaching as Fred begins getting the jitters that Dan tells him are common to occur before the wedding happens.

Dan learns that he has a cyst that needs to be removed and in order to do so he must shave his arm pits, which everyone around him learns about quickly.

Jackie decides to tell on Darlene after spotting her at a motel in the middle of the day and Roseanne feels like she has caught onto Darlene and David.

David informs Roseanne that Darlene is using drugs in hopes of stopping her from going to college and her love, and Roseanne plans to get to the bottom of it.

The Lopez family contemplates putting Needles to sleep when they learn that he has a tumor; George and Max make extravagant promises while praying for the dog.

Randy wants to take his relationship with Benny to the next level, but she balks at the idea; George inadvertently prompts Randy to break up with her.

George is left in charge of the kids when Angie is away on business; when Carmen and Max misbehave, George sends them to Benny's house for the weekend.

Max must pass an upcoming state-mandated test, leaving George and Angie to search for a suitable tutor; Jason volunteers to be Max's tutor.

Marcy gives Jefferson a membership to a health club and he gets a lot of attention when he starts using it; Bud directs a commercial for the shoe store.

Marcy's lesbian cousin Mandy comes to visit and Marcy becomes jealous of her cousin's popularity because she shares the same interests as Al.

Al wants to play for the Chicago Bears so badly that he makes a deal with the devil and to the devil's dismay, Al finds Hell a little too easy.

Bud's been keeping a prison pen-pal and when she and her boyfriend come to visit they take the Bundys and the D'Arcys hostage in their own home.

Kelly plans on marrying Lonnie which pleases Al because he is the son of a millionaire, but his happiness is short-lived when he sees Lonnie at a strip club.

Al and Griff are obsessed with the fancy massage chair at the mall, so they trade shoes from the store in order to get it, and Kelly gives Bud massages.

Carrie agrees to baby-sit her boss's son but is disgusted when the toddler is obsessed with her breasts; Spence's TiVo thinks he is gay.

Doug feels threatened of Carrie's "work-husband" and begins to spend more time with Deacon to make Carrie jealous; Arthur is jealous of a new dog.

At a friends wedding, Doug decides to spice up the photos by taking a one of his private part, but he doesn't get good responses when the pictures are seen.

Doug's mother, Janet, has kept contact with Doug's high school girlfriend which makes Carrie uneasy so she attempts to erase her from Janet's life.

Carrie wins four company seats to the Knicks games for a month but is undecided on who to take; Arthur tries to fix parking tickets for Deacon.

Deacon has the kids for Thanksgiving but wants a traditional Thanksgiving meal, so Doug offers Carrie as a surrogate wife but Holly outshines her.

George takes Max to therapy because he suffers from traumatic nightmares following a shooting at his school; George attempts to reconcile with Benny.

George discovers the existence of an unopened letter that was written by Angie ten years before, in which he discovers a shocking secret.

Benny decides to get outrageously large breast implants in order to make herself appear younger and avoid her son's insulting remarks about her age.

While attempting to give advice to an engaged couple, George and Angie become entrenched in an argument over which of them contributes more to the relationship.

Dan comes by the house to take Roseanne out for a ride, but their reconciliation is disrupted by a frantic call from Jackie about a family emergency.

When the doctors offer little hope that Darlene's baby will survive, Roseanne sets out to prove medicine wrong with a little love and affection.

A night of videos turns into a night of passion for D.J. and Heather; Jackie and Mark watch a female wrestling match; Leon and Scott meet Bev's new friend.

Television producers approach Roseanne about telling her life story; Bev leaks some information about Roseanne to a local florist, unaware he is a reporter.

Fran becomes shocked when she discovers that the mortuary manager she has begun seeing has decided to enroll in a school for clowns.

Fran becomes the director for Grace's school play, but Maxwell soon determines that he would be a better fit for the job and decides to take the reins.

A world-renowned former supermodel arrives at the Sheffield home and begins to convince Maggie that she would be an ideal fashion model.

When the Sheffield house begins to experience plumbing problems, Fran is able to convince Maxwell to hire her uncle; Brighton falls for a girl.

Bob and Abishola go up to New York City with Dele for his Juilliard audition, and Abishola finds time to reconnect with her brother, Ade.

MaxDot wants to shoot a television commercial with Bob and his family cast in starring roles, but production soon begins to go awry.