TV Guide Cozi TV Thursday

Becky is left in charge of the house when Dan and Roseanne go out and she invites her friend over to do homework, but instead gets drunk at the Conner bar.

Roseanne has to leave to visit her parents again, leaving Jackie to be the substitute mother while she is gone and impressing Dan with her housekeeping.

The Conners begin realizing that their lives are boring and repetitive every day when Dan and Roseanne's old motorcycle buddy returns to Lanford.

When Roseanne gets a job at a beauty salon that she regularly visits, she soon finds herself doing the same work she does at home.

Fran prepares to attend a foot modeling reunion but experiences an age-related crisis when she realizes her feet have grown a whole shoe size.

Fran suffers from a bout of amnesia and can't remember where she placed Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry, a valuable string of black pearls.

Fran dates an extremely superstitious athlete who believes she has jinxed him by wearing a pair of red shoes to a game his team lost.

When Maxwell loses a tennis match to Fran, he undergoes an extreme mental crisis that prompts him to adapt a youthful wardrobe and purchase a sports car.

Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come to Bob and Abishola's aid as they find it difficult to help lift Dottie's spirits and lessen her struggle with depression.

Bob mortgages the house to pay for new factory space, while Abishola looks to Gloria and Kemi for help; Kemi worries about her and Chukwuemeka.

Jonathan and Mark have taken notice of a young man who believes that he has no place in the Special Olympics due to his lack of ability.

Diane and Scotty would like to have children and they have chosen to adopt Todd, but they soon find out that his parents don't want him to be adopted.

Two friends, sensible Malcolm McGee and outlandish Eddie Sherman, decide to become business partners after purchasing an old Irish pub.

Two friends, sensible Malcolm McGee and outlandish Eddie Sherman, decide to become business partners after purchasing an old Irish pub.

A former 1970s singer takes a job as a high school music teacher in Chicago's West Side and faces the hazards of students and teachers.

A former 1970s singer takes a job as a high school music teacher in Chicago's West Side and faces the hazards of students and teachers.

Frasier, Niles and Martin attend a Seattle Supersonics game in which Niles wins a chance to shoot a half-court shot during halftime.

Roz hires Frasier to narrate her space documentary, but when he starts to challenge her authority she replaces him with former astronaut John Glenn.

Frasier and Niles try to get a donation from Martin's wealthy girlfriend to save their prep school, but their father's philandering ways may doom their efforts.

Frasier lands a segment on Gil's wine show and turns over his duties as president of the wine club to Niles, however, Niles turns vindictive.

Bev visits her mother for answers about her past; Roseanne awaits Dan's return with fear that he might not recognize the place or her new look.

Jackie forces Dan to reveal news of his affair to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth; Jackie must face the truth about her love life.

Dan packs his bags to leave while Roseanne drives around Lanford drowning her sorrows in fast food; D.J. makes a new friend who listens to him.

Roseanne's family and friends try to pick her spirits up after she locks herself in her room and finally try an intervention in a final ditch effort to help.

George's testimony becomes Benny's last hope to avoid being sent to jail after her defense attorney and the judge turn against her.

George tries to drown his sorrows at the bar, but when he takes a shot with a worm in it, he has a vision in which he and Ernie are gay lovers set to wed.

George turns to the host of a popular reality TV game show for help when he suspects that Vic's fiancée is an unfaithful gold-digger.

George asks his niece to go a little more conservative with her looks when Angie begins to fear that advancing age is taking its toll on her appearance.

After Al is seen moving a very heavy and very large couch by a group of neighborhood women, he becomes known as the resident stud.

Kelly grows tired of Al's habitual attacks on her boyfriends and decides to abandon the Bundy household for greener pastures, which causes a change in Peg.

After a dead relative pledged $500,000 to the couple who names a baby after him, Peg and Al attempt to give birth to another child.

When Marcy spends the weekend at a banking convention, she has one drink too many and wakes up the next morning to discover she has married a stranger.

When Kelly begins dating a 41-year-old gentleman with the right connections, Al suddenly becomes known as the neighborhood godfather.

Buck brings a female dog into the Bundy's house, but he feels neglected when the family only cares about the new dog and ignores him.

After the Williamses purchase a new vacation home with all of the money they have saved up, the Heffernans accuse them of being cheap.

An obsessed woman who swears that she spent a romantic weekend with Doug keeps calling the house, and Doug tries everything to get her to stop.

After Doug almost hits a chicken with his vehicle, he decides to spare the lives of other animals and become a vegetarian, making Carrie very uncomfortable.

Doug's high school reunion goes from boring to fun after seeing an old friend whom Doug shared mischievous times with as an adolescent.

Carrie and Doug disagree over staying in Queens or moving into the city and the talk makes them realize they have different ideas about their future.

Doug and Carrie arrange a visit with their priest for counseling concerning their marriage and run into friends who recently made an addition to their family.

Vic uses George and Angie's anniversary pledge of a cheap, heartfelt gift to convince George to help him smuggle his brother out of Cuba and into America.

During a Thanksgiving dinner with his entire family, George discovers that his estranged father desperately needs a kidney transplant.

George accidentally throws out Angie's only mementos of her deceased grandmother; George's father dies before George has the opportunity to give him a kidney.

George and Angie become furious when Benny takes Max's discipline into her own hands; Max's teacher alerts George that Max is close to failing.

Roseanne and Dan decide to join a weight loss program which promotes low calories and lots of exercise, but it's not easy to avoid temptation.

When Jackie announces that she has found the man of her dreams, Roseanne can't find it in herself to be quite as excited as her younger sister is.

Despite the silent feud that Roseanne's meddling has brought on, her younger sister Jackie is still eager to share some exciting news with her.

Roseanne's station wagon gets hit by Mrs. Wellman's expensive luxury car, leading Roseanne to consider taking legal action against her.

Fran attempts to impress a handsome cantor at her mother's temple, but her plan backfires when he suddenly becomes the star of Maxwell's latest musical.

Maxwell is upset when Fran accepts a quickie marriage proposal from Brighton's handsome, young French tutor, prompting C.C. to investigate the man's intentions.

Fran believes her psychic's romantic prediction will come true on the cruise vacation she is set to take with Val, which causes Maxwell to become concerned.

When Maxwell takes the wrong bag on his flight, Fran tries to exchange it but ends up accompanying him on his trip after getting trapped in an airplane closet.

Abishola does not take too kindly to receiving unsolicited parenting advice from Bob regarding her supposedly unhappy son.

Bob gets Tunde to help him renovate the factory; Abishola throws a party to help Ebunoluwa cheer up after some bad news from Nigeria.