Leon hosts a large Halloween party inviting the Lunch Box gang and a group of his gay friends; Jackie and Roseanne decide their hairdresser wears a wig.
Maxwell accidentally runs into his estranged father after not having seen him since he abandoned the family for his secretary; Brighton attends ballet classes.
Fran is audited by the IRS and appeals the $5000 bill they issue her; Maxwell tries to reconnect with Brighton; Jay Leno asks the Sheffields to watch his dog.
When Maggie announces she wants a tattoo, it is revealed that Fran already has one of her own, a fact that intrigues Maxwell and disgusts a disapproving Sylvia.
Bob struggles to keep his opinionated family in line as he preps for a delivery; Kemi's new personality manifests when her successful lawyer son visits.
Dan and Roseanne are happy to find out that Becky has broken up with Mark after an argument about his selfish ways, leaving Jackie and Roseanne to cheer her up.
Roseanne and Jackie take one last trip to see their childhood home and reminisce about their memories, reminding her to give Darlene a stricter punishment.
The Conners are elated when they are filmed in a television advertisement for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but when the commercial airs, the family is excluded.
With Carmen's departure leaving a void in George's life as well as in his home, Angie continues to maintain that she's pregnant to make him feel better.
George tries to drown his sorrows at the bar, but when he takes a shot with a worm in it, he has a vision in which he and Ernie are gay lovers set to wed.
After Doug's uncle offers him the money, he thinks about starting his own sandwich shop, but Carrie is not so sure of Doug's ability to run a business.
George tells a lie in an effort to avoid spending the holidays visiting Angie's family, but he regrets his decision when he is left to spend Christmas alone.
When Max begins wetting the bed while he sleeps, George decides to take him to the doctor in order to determine the cause; George learns that Max needs surgery.
Roseanne has loved putting together the costume for D.J. in his upcoming school play, but she has to figure out why he quit the part when he comes home.
The Conner family gathers for their Thanksgiving dinner, but things go awry quickly when Roseanne receives alarming medical news that she can't confirm.
D.J. begins having a problem at school when Dan decides to help, but when he finds out it is a puberty issue, he enlists the help of Mark to get through it.
Fran attends her ex-fiancé's funeral and begins to feel she has no real value to the Sheffield family; Maxwell's critical grandmother pays him a visit.