TV Guide Cozi TV Thursday

Jackie decides to tell on Darlene after spotting her at a motel in the middle of the day and Roseanne feels like she has caught onto Darlene and David.

David informs Roseanne that Darlene is using drugs in hopes of stopping her from going to college and her love, and Roseanne plans to get to the bottom of it.

After being talked to by their loved ones about their friends' sex lives, Dan, Mark and Fred start feeling uncomfortable at what they have found out.

David is forced to stay with D.J. after the basement becomes flooded, and his irritating habits quickly begin to annoy him as his stay lengthens.

Fran becomes featured negatively in a fashion magazine after Maxwell leaves the house in a rush and brings her a handbag that doesn't match her outfit.

Fran decides to quit after Maxwell hurts her feelings and refuses to apologize, but Maxwell realizes he has made a mistake attempts to find her.

When Fran learns that her mother has kicked her father out of the house, she enlists the help of her grandmothers to get the couple back together.

After Fran agrees to a Valentine's Day date with a police officer, she discovers she has a secret admirer who appears to be Mr. Sheffield.

Abishola opens up about her past to Dele; Bob tries to bridge the gap between him and Douglas.

Abishola is unsure of how to spend her free time while Dele is with his father in Nigeria; Dottie seeks help from Christina at her old house.

It's Christmas time and Jonathan and Mark's latest assignment is to try and get two divorce parents to grow up and act like the parents that they are.

On Christmas Eve, Jonathan lets three powerful people foresee the penalty of their actions, which include an energy magnate, a farmer and the President.

When Malcolm and Eddie argue, they take a break from their friendship, but concerned friends intervene by recalling fond memories to reunite them.

When Malcolm's sister gets terminated from her job and her boyfriend ends their relationship, her well-meaning brother steps in to offer her some tough advice.

Steve and Romeo both attempt to make a move on an attractive playwright whose latest work is scheduled to be staged at the school.

When they hire an elderly cleaning lady from Lovita's church, Steve and Cedric immediately believe their housekeeping prayers have been answered.

Frasier suffers a crippling back injury while blowing out his birthday candles, and the effects of his pain medicine lead him to reveal a secret to Daphne.

Frasier hosts an extravagant Christmas party, but Daphne cannot enjoy the festivities as she feels awkward around Niles since learning his feelings for her.

Niles and Frasier have an altercation over where Christmas shall be celebrated, and Martin decides to work to avoid their bickering.

Frasier is looking forward to a visit from Frederick but finds that he has adopted a new goth look and would rather spend time with his girlfriend.

Roseanne finally convinces Leon to be the Santa Claus as the local mall and hears something from one of the mothers in line that infuriates her.

A snowstorm blows through the city and traps everyone inside where they currently are situated, leaving Dan and D.J. to cook dinner at the house.

Dan and Roseanne snub the neighborhood association and then get mad when Becky gives her check to Mark and begins a waitress job at a trashy bar.

Dan and Roseanne celebrate his return from California and they begin to realize how fortunate they are to have each other as the holidays approach.

George tries to drown his sorrows at the bar, but when he takes a shot with a worm in it, he has a vision in which he and Ernie are gay lovers set to wed.

George turns to the host of a popular reality TV game show for help when he suspects that Vic's fiancée is an unfaithful gold-digger.

George asks his niece to go a little more conservative with her looks when Angie begins to fear that advancing age is taking its toll on her appearance.

The grief that comes with the passing of Angie's mother is compounded when George realizes that he neglected to reserve a gravesite for her.

Al finally saves enough money to buy everyone nice Christmas presents, but he is unable to make it to the bank before closing time.

Al receives a visit from his guardian angel and comes to discover what the Bundy household would look like if he had never been born.

Al is consumed by memories when he reminisces about the numerous different ways the Bundy family has celebrated Christmas over previous years.

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.

During the holidays, Al and Griff are fired and must work at the mall; Kelly and Bud heist figurines from the D'Arcy's nativity scene.

When the time is perfect to start trying for a baby, Doug's parents come to visit, compromising his and Carrie's privacy; Doug's dad likes the dog walker.

When the Heffernans are shamed into participating in a church event, Carrie realizes that her baking skills may not be up to the task.

Prompted by a fear of higher insurance, Doug tells Carrie to accept a date with the cop who wrote her a ticket, causing Arthur to think she's having an affair.

Doug receives a promotion to work behind a desk after his supervisor falls ill, but he finds that he would rather be out driving a truck.

Doug ditches Richie for a day of golf with Ray Barone; Ray's mom, Marie, waits at the house, showing Carrie how to clean, and Carrie takes full advantage.

Carrie is unfazed that Doug's new trainee is blonde and beautiful; the headstone Arthur bought for himself is partially engraved for him to die before 2000.

Angie's parents decide to visit for Christmas, and George grows upset when he suspects that the couple still feels he is not good enough for their daughter.

George discovers the existence of an unopened letter that was written by Angie ten years before, in which he discovers a shocking secret.

Benny decides to get outrageously large breast implants in order to make herself appear younger and avoid her son's insulting remarks about her age.

While attempting to give advice to an engaged couple, George and Angie become entrenched in an argument over which of them contributes more to the relationship.

David becomes jealous of the fact that Darlene has decided to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy, leading him to make sure that it doesn't happen.

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene's new boyfriend, and when they find out something upon arriving, they are left to decide what they should do.

Roseanne has loved putting together the costume for D.J. in his upcoming school play, but she has to figure out why he quit the part when he comes home.

Roseanne is receiving opinions from everyone as she waits for the results from her amniocentesis, and a mistake in the test leaves the family elated.

Maxwell attempts to keep Maggie away from boys for the Christmas holiday by sending her away to a Jewish collective community on Fran's advice.

Fran prepares to attend a foot modeling reunion but experiences an age-related crisis when she realizes her feet have grown a whole shoe size.

Fran suffers from a bout of amnesia and can't remember where she placed Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry, a valuable string of black pearls.

Fran dates an extremely superstitious athlete who believes she has jinxed him by wearing a pair of red shoes to a game his team lost.

When Bob lets Dele get a new haircut, he ends up trapped between Abishola's anger and Dele's stubbornness; Dottie struggles with the MaxDot board of directors.

Abishola worries about Dele and the influence of Bob's privileged lifestyle on him; Tunde and Olu have opposite reactions to a robotic vacuum.