Roseanne wants to begin preparing for her wedding, but Dan doesn't want to get started with it so soon, leaving her to start the preparations behind his back.
Dan finds himself in trouble after forgetting a gift for Roseanne on Valentine's Day and has to go lingerie shopping with her as his punishment for his mistake.
Fran's high-school nemesis is chosen as the lead in Maxwell's latest production, giving Fran an inferiority complex; Maggie contemplates skipping college.
Fran allows a teenage rock singer to use her less-than-desirable life as inspiration for her angst-ridden songs, which Maxwell believes is not a good idea.
Fran auctions off a day of nanny service at a charity event, and the highest bidder is the son of a man who is a possible investor in Maxwell's next play.
Fran is flown out to Hollywood to watch a soap opera and winds up being offered a job as a television actress, which Maxwell finds extremely disconcerting.
Lily looks for something to do in her spare time and lands a job as a model, which upsets Herman and makes him jealous, because she is getting more attention.
Herman becomes a magician to participate in the talent show that is taking place in Eddies school; Grandpa helps Herman out by doing the magic for him.
When a misunderstanding at a gay bar leads to Frasier being "outed" on the air, he finds that he has become the object of an opera guild president's affections.
While dealing with doubts about his ability to return to private practice, Frasier finds himself competing with Martin for the love of his old babysitter.
After finally letting Roz talk him into dating her friend, Frasier finds himself infatuated with Kenny's attractive cousin who is leaving town the next day.
Dan and Roseanne get in a heated argument on where to go for their upcoming 15th anniversary, while Darlene finds her new job to be tougher than she thought.
Crystal becomes distraught after thinking about her husband's death; Darlene dabbles with smoking; Roseanne has a secret about Sonny and wants to tell Crystal.
George is given the choice to demote an employee for his ethnicity or hinder his own career based on his company's desire to obtain a government contract.
Kelly plays a practical joke on the school's dance club and is forced to either join them in a tap dancing performance or face being kicked out of school.
As Steve brings Peg home from a trip to the video store, she provokes a driver by offering up a not-so-friendly hand signal that causes them to be followed.
Doug and Carrie bump into Father McAndrew and are shamed into attending church services, meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone, Arthur puts the house up for sale.
Carrie sends Doug to a therapist regarding his overeating, and he shows promise so Carrie asks the therapist to "help" with other issues behind Doug's back.
At a friends wedding, Doug decides to spice up the photos by taking a one of his private part, but he doesn't get good responses when the pictures are seen.
George becomes displeased when Angie throws him a belated birthday party; the safety record at George's plant is put in jeopardy by an accident-prone employee.
After one of the plant workers get into a fight at a bar, George and Benny hold auditions to replace his position; George attempts to teach Max a lesson.
George considers joining a rival company when he begins to feel unappreciated by his bosses; the popular girls at Carmen's school want her to join their ranks.
Roseanne is left to take care of the whole family when Dan gets the flu, leaving her to make him feel better along with all the tasks the kids bring her.