Darlene figures out that D.J. has begun going to church after his school day, as he gives a lecture to Roseanne about morals after an incident at the diner.
Bev decides to return back to the house after claiming she broke her pelvis at the retirement home due to Dan's failure to safe-proof the shower in her room.
Fred gathers the courage to propose to Jackie and takes advice from Roseanne on the best way to ask the question and gathers tips from her favorite soap opera.
Maxwell is upset when Fran accepts a quickie marriage proposal from Brighton's handsome, young French tutor, prompting C.C. to investigate the man's intentions.
Fran believes her psychic's romantic prediction will come true on the cruise vacation she is set to take with Val, which causes Maxwell to become concerned.
When Maxwell takes the wrong bag on his flight, Fran tries to exchange it but ends up accompanying him on his trip after getting trapped in an airplane closet.
An elderly man is in need of someone to fund his latest movie idea, which leads to Mark meeting a beautiful woman that lives in the man's neighborhood.
Marilyn finds herself unable to fall asleep, so Grandpa makes a Sleeping Beauty potion to help her out, but the potion backfires when she cannot wake up.
Roseanne becomes frazzled as she tries to quit smoking cold turkey while working two jobs; Becky gets into trouble for helping Darlene with a school project.
George attempts to teach his niece the value of working hard by putting her to work at the factory, but she uses her feminine charm to get everything she wants.
Al and the kids race to Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy in a financial jam, but there's hope: Al can win $10,000 in a three-minute bout with a female wrestler.
Al is asked to speak at his alma mater's homecoming dance, where Kelly juggles two dates and Bud concocts a devious plot to get revenge on a former crush.
When Doug rear-ends Deacon and Kelly's car and doesn't want to use insurance to cover the cost, a fun night out turns into an argument of who's cheaper.
Carrie is excited to attend her company's retreat but Doug is dreading it and in a fit of boredom he lies to Carrie's boss and tells him he has climbed Everest.
Carrie is hurt that Doug thinks of himself first when their plane makes an extremely rough landing and he takes the only available oxygen mask for himself.
After Arthur smashes Doug's pumpkin and forbids Halloween, an angry Doug decides to go overboard with decorations, causing Arthur to have a heart attack.
Dan learns that he has a cyst that needs to be removed and in order to do so he must shave his arm pits, which everyone around him learns about quickly.
Jackie decides to tell on Darlene after spotting her at a motel in the middle of the day and Roseanne feels like she has caught onto Darlene and David.
David informs Roseanne that Darlene is using drugs in hopes of stopping her from going to college and her love, and Roseanne plans to get to the bottom of it.
Maxwell adamantly objects to Maggie dating a man who is eight years her senior and orders Fran to put a stop to the relationship; C.C. battles insomnia.
Maxwell threatens to send Brighton to military school if he fails science class; Sylvia develops a mysterious rash that Fran attributes to food poisoning.
Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde eat together for dinner; Bob and Abishola share different perspectives regarding how their relationship is progressing.