Dan is hosting his usual poker game when Roseanne bumps into Arnie, who confides to her and gives her a kiss after a talk, leaving her to question his motives.
Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war.
Roseanne seeks any time of relaxation from the hassle of dealing with all the kids and her husband, and she thinks she found her spot it in the bathtub.
Fran becomes featured negatively in a fashion magazine after Maxwell leaves the house in a rush and brings her a handbag that doesn't match her outfit.
When Bob lets Dele get a new haircut, he ends up trapped between Abishola's anger and Dele's stubbornness; Dottie struggles with the MaxDot board of directors.
Roseanne begins to get lightheaded after receiving her lottery winnings and begins to daydream about being on the Jerry Springer Show and meeting Hugh Hefner.
Dan begins acting weird around the house and the bar, seeking the meaning of life and leaving the people around him to figure out what has got him so upset.
A prince arrives in Lanford and quickly falls in love with Jackie, who doesn't believe he is a prince until Leon recognizes him after seeing him on the news.
Roseanne and Jackie head off to an exclusive body spa to have a week of relaxation, but when it turns out to be awful, they look for anyway to get out.
In an effort to prove that he can do Angie's job as well as she can, George decides to takes over the planning of a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients.
George's attempt to rig a productivity contest at the factory comes back to haunt him when he is unable to sleep because of a nightmare about his childhood.
When Al is the judge of a beauty contest at the shoe store, he begins having nightmares about feet; Kelly makes Bud and Marcy think they slept together.
When Doug learns that Carrie is disappointed with his lack of ambition, he feigns a mid-life crisis in order to take a much-anticipated rollercoaster ride.
Doug's attempt at romance uncovers Carrie's "work retreat" for what it really is, and Danny and Spence's plan to get into a Billy Idol concert backfires.
George discovers that Angie's parents are getting a divorce, which prompts him to begin to worry about his own marriage and whether his wife might leave him.
George must take Benny to the doctor for a personal problem; George discovers that he has a sister that Benny gave away at birth, and he sets out to locate her.
Roseanne picks up a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge to make ends meet, but Dan becomes unhappy about her decision to leave the family like that.
Roseanne has come to hate her new 17-year-old boss for being younger than she is but realizes she has to treat him with respect so she can get weekends off.
Bob, Douglas and Christina work together to convince Dottie to draft a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is put to the test when Kemi is caught in a lie.