TV Guide Cozi TV Wednesday

A group of misogynist terrorists take over a train destined for Washington D.C., but they're no match for Roseanne and her family, who happen to be aboard.

The Conners come to realize that money can't buy happiness when their first Thanksgiving as a wealthy family is ruined by Dan's absence and Bev's revelation.

Bev visits her mother for answers about her past; Roseanne awaits Dan's return with fear that he might not recognize the place or her new look.

Jackie forces Dan to reveal news of his affair to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth; Jackie must face the truth about her love life.

Fran grows excited about the prospect of hosting a tea party for Maggie and her friends, but Maxwell and C.C. worry about her lack of sophistication.

Fran is ordered to accompany Maggie on her date and act as chaperone, but problems arise when the young man begins to show affection towards Fran.

C.C. attempts to prove that she is as fun and nurturing as Fran by taking the children out for a day of fun, but the experience results in Grace running away.

When one of Fran's wealthy relatives comes for a visit, Fran pretends that she owns the Sheffield's home and convinces Niles to pose as her husband.

The hospital reduces the nursing staff with layoffs, which strains Abishola and Gloria's relationship; Bob decides whether to sell MaxDot.

Rumors begin to circulate about Bob and Abishola possibly trying to have a baby and expectations from their friends and family begin to wear the couple down.

After a terminally ill child decides to look after a troubled boy, Jonathan gives advice to the young runaway and a widow about her fatally sick child.

Jonathan and Mark get jobs working in a local area boxing ring and the owner's grandson has a good opportunity at winning the local championship fight.

In response to Nicolette's requests, Malcolm and Eddie decide to host a ladies' night at the club, complete with male exotic dancers for their enjoyment.

As the Fifty/Fifty club becomes increasingly profitable, Malcolm and Eddie argue over whose money-making strategy is the most efficient.

Steve hopes to reignite an old flame when they meet again at an alumni benefit, but Regina can't let go of how she was treated while in high school.

Steve has a "guardian" custodian who helps him write his song for Black History month; Romeo and Bullethead pretend to live at Regina's.

Niles' nerves get the best of him as he's preparing to ask Daphne out, but she overhears him discussing the love of his life and asks who the mystery woman is.

Roz learns that huge noses run in her baby's father's family and is horrified; Frasier can't tell Daphne that he bought her fake sapphires.

Frasier and Niles are tired of the singles scene so they decide to host a singles party, but their plans run into trouble when Roz goes into labor.

Frasier is being stretched in different directions as he is supposed to attend a surprise party, a Safari Club meeting, and have a date all in one evening.

Dan becomes distraught at his father after learning that he lied to him about his mother's mental condition until Roseanne decides to step in and console him.

Darlene figures out that D.J. has begun going to church after his school day, as he gives a lecture to Roseanne about morals after an incident at the diner.

Bev decides to return back to the house after claiming she broke her pelvis at the retirement home due to Dan's failure to safe-proof the shower in her room.

Fred gathers the courage to propose to Jackie and takes advice from Roseanne on the best way to ask the question and gathers tips from her favorite soap opera.

During a Thanksgiving dinner with his entire family, George discovers that his estranged father desperately needs a kidney transplant.

George accidentally throws out Angie's only mementos of her deceased grandmother; George's father dies before George has the opportunity to give him a kidney.

George and Angie become furious when Benny takes Max's discipline into her own hands; Max's teacher alerts George that Max is close to failing.

Angie decides to let Max's friend Ricky stay at the Lopez house; George becomes infuriated when Max and Ricky drive the family's car through a fence.

Al and Griff join the Army in order to receive regular meals, but while in the service they end up having to help settle a garbage strike.

Peg and Al see a marriage counselor but end up breaking up after their visit, and Kelly must learn how to box for a role in a movie.

After their break up, Al moves into a room by the airport and he learns Peggy has found a new man after spying on her at a singles bar.

Neither Bud nor Kelly can honestly approve when they learn that Peggy's boyfriend would force them to work if he and Peggy were to get married.

A disguised Peggy begins performing at a local strip club, and Al falls in love with her character, not knowing that it is really Peggy.

Kelly takes the place of the host of a kids' show and when she becomes a huge hit the success goes to her head; Peg and Al get some new twin beds.

Doug thinks his new dentist, who used to have crush on Carrie, is inflicting pain on him for marrying her; Arthur is forced to see a psychotherapist.

Doug and Carrie get new neighbors but make a negative impression when an argument they have can literally be heard all over the neighborhood.

Carrie gets neurotic when put in charge of a group of "misfits" at night which makes Doug lonely, but he finds that Arthur makes an acceptable replacement.

Doug is asked to help coach Deacon's son's football teaml; While coaching, Deacon's son expresses to Doug that he should try out for a semi-pro team.

Doug and Carrie bump into Father McAndrew and are shamed into attending church services, meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone, Arthur puts the house up for sale.

Carrie sends Doug to a therapist regarding his overeating, and he shows promise so Carrie asks the therapist to "help" with other issues behind Doug's back.

Benny finds a stray dog and quickly becomes attached, but George has a difficult time with the gruff biker who refuses to let the animal go.

George becomes upset and has a run-in with police officers after picking up Benny and her friends following a wild night on the town.

George and Angie enjoy the Halloween season by playing practical jokes, but George's good mood is negatively affected by Benny's behavior.

George continues to avoid his own home until his mother finds a new place to stay; George tries to convince Ernie to move out of his parents' house.

Dan packs his bags to leave while Roseanne drives around Lanford drowning her sorrows in fast food; D.J. makes a new friend who listens to him.

Roseanne's family and friends try to pick her spirits up after she locks herself in her room and finally try an intervention in a final ditch effort to help.

Roseanne attends a party at the Lanford Country Club, where she learns some disturbing news about the city from the son of her former boss.

Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she realizes that she is in love with the son of her former boss and that he is equally infatuated with her.

Grace becomes traumatized over the loss of her imaginary friend after Fran accidentally eats her; Maggie learns to play the piano.

Maxwell must miss Christmas with his family; Fran buys the children expensive gifts only to learn that her Christmas bonus is not what she had imagined.

Maxwell wants a popular soap-opera star to take the lead role in his play, but the actor will only agree if Maxwell sets him up on a date with Fran.

Maxwell's former nanny arrives for a visit and makes changes to the children's behavior, forcing them to all dress alike and putting them on strict schedules.

Bob begins to rethink his decision to sell the company just as a new offer arrives; Abishola struggles with whether they should flaunt their new wealth.

The family is excited for Christina when she gets a new job, but the mood quickly changes when they discover that the company is more successful.