TV Guide Cozi TV Wednesday

Roseanne and Jackie have a crazy shopping trip with the baby after they offer a ride to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.

D.J.'s teacher decides to give his students free reign for the upcoming Thanksgiving pageant which begins to upset some of their parents about the idea.

Dan's old band visits Lanford to play, but when Dan thinks the band will let him back in to play this show, he is denied and becomes upset over the issue.

While Roseanne creates a video time capsule, Becky and Darlene find some old love letters and D.J. is upset to learn that his baby book was never done.

Fran follows Maxwell to London in order to get him alone and convince him to stop denying that has feelings for her; Niles has a heart attack.

Maxwell attempts to distract Fran from the events that transpired while Niles was in the hospital by offering to allow her to redecorate the kitchen.

Maxwell takes Fran on a date to the private premiere of singer Elton John's new movie; Niles convinces C.C. that she lost one of Maxwell's children.

C.C. convinces Fran that Maxwell has feelings for a former business associate that bears a striking resemblance to her; Brighton directs a music video.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Jonathan and Mark's current task is to reunite a Hollywood actress with her long-lost daughter, who is writing a book about her life with her mother.

Jonathan and Mark go to work at a halfway house where people who have mental problems can get treatment even after having been institutionalized.

Two friends, sensible Malcolm McGee and outlandish Eddie Sherman, decide to become business partners after purchasing an old Irish pub.

After winning a large sum of lottery money, Malcolm and Eddie decide to use the funds to purchase the bar as well as the entire building.

Regina gladly offers to help Steve's friend with the one thing that separates him and his wife, dancing; Steve and Cedric take on Romeo and Bullethead.

After Regina enters herself into a choir competition, she becomes fixated on being able to defeat an old rival from her high school choir class.

If Frasier will tutor Kirby, Lana promises to set him up with Claire; Kirby agrees to study for Frasier if he will get him a date with Roz.

Daphne meets a dog lover, which makes Niles extremely jealous; Martin meets a mystery woman; Frasier tries to help Lana make a sale.

Frasier has divided interest in two women, Lana and Claire, and cannot decide which to pursue, so he asks his family and strangers for advice.

Frasier finally gets some sound advice, but it comes from two of the most unlikeliest sources in a dream sequence featuring Frasier's many exes.

Though Roseanne had planned the perfect birthday party for Dan at the bar, a bully ruins it by picking a fight, forcing Dan to walk away and keep a promise.

Sick and tired of seeing Dan work on his truck every Saturday, Roseanne decides to make a bet with him to see if he'll get the truck running again.

A garage sale is coming up and Dan becomes upset when he is told by Roseanne that he has to put up some of the junk that has meaning to him.

Dan and Roseanne get in a heated argument on where to go for their upcoming 15th anniversary, while Darlene finds her new job to be tougher than she thought.

George receives an award from management and ends up humiliating himself in front of his employees by attempting to dance at a celebration.

While taking Carmen out for a driving lesson, Benny is caught drinking in the vehicle and is forced to make an appearance in court.

Angie decides to take Max to Disneyland after he receives an award at school, but George looks for an excuse to avoid going to the theme park with the family.

As Benny and Randy prepare for their bachelor and bachelorette parties, Accident Amy returns and attempts to win Randy back before the wedding can take place.

Upon completing classes at a school for decorating, Peg makes Al's bathroom sanctuary her first project and proceeds to drench the entire room in pink paint.

Al obtains a job as a security guard at Polk High, but he gets fired from his new job after the championship trophy is stolen by his old nemesis.

Al drives himself completely insane while trying to remember the name of a specific song after hearing it get some air time on a radio station.

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or to pay for Kelly to enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there; Bud takes a girl to a concert; Kelly baby-sits horrible children.

Charlie wants Vinnie to marry into a wealthy family so he will have a better life, so the two go to a formal fund raiser to meet wealthy women.

To Carrie's astonishment, Arthur is offered a part-time job after visiting her at work; Doug and Deacon engage in a practical joke war.

Doug and Carrie offer to baby-sit Deacon and Kelly's kids, but when one of the kids sees them having sex, they panic that the kid will tattle on them.

Both Doug and Carrie's boss buy her a camera for Christmas, so Doug suggests that the not used camera should be re-gifted and given to Kelly.

When the Heffernan's and the Palmer's are invited to an out of town wedding, Doug and Carrie will do almost anything to avoid attending.

Carrie enrolls Arthur in Theme Dances at the senior center but after two nights, Arthur swears hell's wrath would be better and begs Doug not to make him go.

Carrie creates a faux pax by telling Doug she finds Deacon sexy and when the group plays paintball for Deacon's birthday, it turns into an all out war.

George and Angie look forward to being empty nesters as Carmen prepares to go off to college, but Angie soon discovers that the Lopez family may be growing.

With Carmen's departure leaving a void in George's life as well as in his home, Angie continues to maintain that she's pregnant to make him feel better.

George and Angie face a new parenting challenge when their niece and her freeloading boyfriend move into their new media room.

George's testimony becomes Benny's last hope to avoid being sent to jail after her defense attorney and the judge turn against her.

Leon finally exchanges vows with longtime lover Scott during the Christmas holidays, but Roseanne's free wedding planning results in a circus.

Roseanne and Jackie decide to take up jobs at the local supermarket demonstrating new products, but their sibling rivalry gets the better of them both.

The Conner family receives some inheritance from their recently passed Aunt Harriet, so they decide to go out for a nice dinner until Darlene shows up.

Becky is still feeling depressed as Mark plans a surprise get-together with their friends and family, but it still has no effect on her and her aspirations.

While attempting to rescue C.C.'s dog from a pair of dog-nappers, Fran and Val find themselves being held hostage with a ransom on their heads.

Fran and C.C. hire a professional psychologist to observe their actions around the Sheffield house in an effort to determine which of them is right for Maxwell.

The entire Sheffield family accompanies Maxwell and C.C. to Atlantic City for a meeting with Chevy Chase; Niles struggles to control his gambling habit.

Fran and Val receive a visit from the young Cambodian orphan that they adopted while in school, but their "daughter" is now a young woman with ulterior motives.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.