TV Guide Cozi TV Wednesday

Bev decides to return back to the house after claiming she broke her pelvis at the retirement home due to Dan's failure to safe-proof the shower in her room.

Fred gathers the courage to propose to Jackie and takes advice from Roseanne on the best way to ask the question and gathers tips from her favorite soap opera.

Jackie and Fred's wedding is quickly approaching as Fred begins getting the jitters that Dan tells him are common to occur before the wedding happens.

Dan learns that he has a cyst that needs to be removed and in order to do so he must shave his arm pits, which everyone around him learns about quickly.

Maxwell's judgmental mother arrives at the Sheffield house for a visit, and she immediately turns adversarial towards Fran; Maxwell asks Fran to marry him.

Fran contemplates being artificially inseminated after learning that her ex-fiancé has fathered a child; Fran agrees to look after a movie star's child.

Fran and the Sheffield's travel to Hollywood in order to appear on a television show that is featuring a humorous home video that Fran sent in.

Fran discovers that the man she is dating is possibly connected to a crime family, but she becomes too scared to end the relationship.

Abishola is forced to attend the funeral of an aunt she hated; the first batch of socks causes trouble for Bob until relief comes from an unlikely source.

Abishola grows anxious about Dele going to see his father in Nigeria; Bob comes up with his own guidebook called "Sights and Bites" for Dele about Nigeria.

Jonathan and Mark have an interesting task as they attempt to give Gary and Alice some guidance into the direction their lives should be headed.

A well-known, mystery writer get the chance of a lifetime to interact with the deceased hero that has inspired many of her literary works.

When Chef Simone runs into one of her old classmates, she asks Malcolm to pretend to be her husband in a dramatic attempt to make a better impression.

Malcolm dreams about the distant future where he and Eddie are still roommates in their elderly years, and he awakens to reflect on life and make a decision.

Steve agrees to date Regina's recently dumped friend; Lovita helps Cedric with his taxes; Romeo teaches his "Mack-a-nomics" class to guys.

When Steve's father shows up with a young new fiancée, Steve believes that she is plotting to kill the old man to take advantage of his insurance policy.

Diane Chambers comes to Seattle to open her play and talk Frasier into backing the show, which almost leads to another emotional and financial disaster.

The Cranes fear retribution from the thug hired to fix Maris' parking ticket after Frasier's advice prompts his girlfriend to leave him.

After advising his listeners to step out of their comfort zones, Frasier finds himself singing an Italian aria and trying to stop Niles from making a mistake.

Frasier tries to apologize after his stress-fueled assault on a Café Nervosa patron hits the papers, but he finds that the man is only interested in suing.

Roseanne makes a trip to the doctor after throwing her back out and brings Jackie along, realizing it was a bad decision when Jackie begins flirting with him.

Dan and Roseanne are happy to find out that Becky has broken up with Mark after an argument about his selfish ways, leaving Jackie and Roseanne to cheer her up.

Roseanne and Jackie take one last trip to see their childhood home and reminisce about their memories, reminding her to give Darlene a stricter punishment.

The Conners are elated when they are filmed in a television advertisement for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but when the commercial airs, the family is excluded.

George and Angie look forward to being empty nesters as Carmen prepares to go off to college, but Angie soon discovers that the Lopez family may be growing.

With Carmen's departure leaving a void in George's life as well as in his home, Angie continues to maintain that she's pregnant to make him feel better.

George and Angie face a new parenting challenge when their niece and her freeloading boyfriend move into their new media room.

George's testimony becomes Benny's last hope to avoid being sent to jail after her defense attorney and the judge turn against her.

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

Al finds himself getting increasingly annoyed by a larger-than-life billboard bearing a picture of Peggy which has been placed by his shoestore in the mall.

When Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's beloved couch while the parents are away at a reunion, Bud and Kelly rush to find a replacement.

A shopping-mall Santa Claus slips and falls off of his sleigh and lands right on the Bundy property, dying immediately upon impact.

Al finally saves enough money to buy everyone nice Christmas presents, but he is unable to make it to the bank before closing time.

Al receives a visit from his guardian angel and comes to discover what the Bundy household would look like if he had never been born.

When Carrie's car breaks down, Arthur buys them a Douchenberger as an early Christmas gift, but it resembles a clown car and doesn't go over 50 mph.

Doug's Christmas bonus has Carrie itching to invest; Arthur goes into competition with the neighbors about who has the biggest holiday yard ornament.

Both Doug and Carrie's boss buy her a camera for Christmas, so Doug suggests that the not used camera should be re-gifted and given to Kelly.

It is Christmas time and Carrie decides she is going to outspend everyone; Deacon and Doug fight over Mentalo, a doll from their youth.

Doug finds himself aroused by Carrie's constant presence after she takes a seasonal job at IPS; Arthur plans a family photo for Christmas.

Doug tries to prove to Carrie a diminutive thief merely flirted with her to draw attention away from the fact he was actually picking Doug's pocket.

With the Christmas season drawing near, George does whatever it takes to convince his doubting son to continue believing in the existence of Santa Claus.

George tells a lie in an effort to avoid spending the holidays visiting Angie's family, but he regrets his decision when he is left to spend Christmas alone.

George continues to avoid his own home until his mother finds a new place to stay; George tries to convince Ernie to move out of his parents' house.

George takes Max to therapy because he suffers from traumatic nightmares following a shooting at his school; George attempts to reconcile with Benny.

Jackie decides to tell on Darlene after spotting her at a motel in the middle of the day and Roseanne feels like she has caught onto Darlene and David.

David informs Roseanne that Darlene is using drugs in hopes of stopping her from going to college and her love, and Roseanne plans to get to the bottom of it.

After being talked to by their loved ones about their friends' sex lives, Dan, Mark and Fred start feeling uncomfortable at what they have found out.

David is forced to stay with D.J. after the basement becomes flooded, and his irritating habits quickly begin to annoy him as his stay lengthens.

Fran becomes featured negatively in a fashion magazine after Maxwell leaves the house in a rush and brings her a handbag that doesn't match her outfit.

Fran decides to quit after Maxwell hurts her feelings and refuses to apologize, but Maxwell realizes he has made a mistake attempts to find her.

When Fran learns that her mother has kicked her father out of the house, she enlists the help of her grandmothers to get the couple back together.

After Fran agrees to a Valentine's Day date with a police officer, she discovers she has a secret admirer who appears to be Mr. Sheffield.

Abishola opens up about her past to Dele; Bob tries to bridge the gap between him and Douglas.

Abishola is unsure of how to spend her free time while Dele is with his father in Nigeria; Dottie seeks help from Christina at her old house.