TV Guide Cozi TV Wednesday

Roseanne is left to take care of the whole family when Dan gets the flu, leaving her to make him feel better along with all the tasks the kids bring her.

Roseanne is faced with a tough decision when her job is put on the line due to her vacation with Dan to go see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

Becky becomes frustrated that her parents are unable to afford the car that she wants for herself and decides to take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin.

The Connors welcome a new next-door neighbor but the mother instantly dislikes Roseanne and looks down on her because of their living situation.

Fran becomes distraught after learning that Sylvia has purchased a condominium in Boca Raton, Florida; Grace begins padding her bra.

Fran follows Maxwell to London in order to get him alone and convince him to stop denying that has feelings for her; Niles has a heart attack.

Maxwell attempts to distract Fran from the events that transpired while Niles was in the hospital by offering to allow her to redecorate the kitchen.

Maxwell takes Fran on a date to the private premiere of singer Elton John's new movie; Niles convinces C.C. that she lost one of Maxwell's children.

When Morenike's family disowns her for being gay, it's up to Bob, Abishola and Kemi to pitch in and raise money so she can stay in school.

Bob and Abishola come to an agreement regarding how they should show affection to each other on Valentine's Day.

Jonathan is supposed to get Libby and Earl to fall love with each other, but Jonathan encounters one problem before he can finish this task.

After being involved in a serious accident, Mark is given an unbelievable opportunity to go back in time to tell his grandfather that he loved him.

Herman buys ten acres of land in Happy Holliday Valley from an unusual advertisement that he saw in a magazine, but the family is happy to see it's a wasteland.

Eddie tells his friend that his father could beat her father in a drag strip race in Mockingbird Heights; Herman ends up losing the Munsters Koach on a bet.

Lily pressures Herman to ask his boss for a raise but when he does, Herman is fired; Herman seeks a new job while making sure his wife doesn't find out.

Herman makes friends with a young boy, but he has hard time convincing his family that the boy is real, and the boy has a similar problem with his family.

Frasier spends his day accidentally eavesdropping on Martin and Ronee's conversations, and it only wreaks havoc as Frasier cannot keep his mouth shut.

Niles' attempt to give Maris advice on her abusive boyfriend ends with the lover dead and her accused of his murder; Frasier struggles with his new practice.

The Cranes find themselves under intense media scrutiny as Maris' continued phone calls draw them into her murder investigation and wear on Niles.

Lilith and Frasier are set up on a blind date with each other and end up turning to each other for solace when they believe they have been stood up.

Dan's father visits the house with gifts for the family, making everyone happy except for Dan, who becomes the target of every one of his father's insults.

Roseanne is losing sleep due to Darlene's re-occurring nightmares that she thinks are happening because they watched a horror film that scared her.

Roseanne and the girls are at the Landford Mall to prepare for the annual mall-wide sales; Roseanne realizes that Dan needs new shoes and Becky a dress.

Becky finds herself falling for two guys and having trouble choosing, Roseanne and Dan try to help by inviting one of the boy's parents over for dinner.

Angie begins to feel that she may have made a mistake by inviting a former gang member to live in their home; Max picks up some disturbing new habits.

Carmen becomes upset at George because she believes that he has been paying more attention to Max than to her; Carmen decides to punish Max.

George gives Ernie a glowing job evaluation to ensure that he is not fired, but his plan backfires when his unqualified buddy is promoted to team leader.

When George and Angie get into a deep amount of debt, Benny asks the wife of George's biological father to assist the struggling couple financially.

Peggy tries hard to obtain more votes for prom queen, but most people are voting for Connie; Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom.

When both of his best friends acquire dates, Bud begins to desperately and frantically search for a girl who would be willing to go on a date with him.

Steve and Marcy finally convince Peg to purchase a computer for her family, but there is one problem--no one finds the computer to be useful.

Al is surprised when he runs into his old flame and Bud and Kelly search for love when the Bundy family takes a vacation to the beach.

When a peeper in the neighborhood spies on every woman but Peg, she becomes jealous; Al convinces Bud to help Kelly with her school work.

Al gets excited when he sees Peggy preparing for the yearly barbecue, but it turns out worse than he thought when Marcy's dead aunt makes an appearance.

Carrie wins four company seats to the Knicks games for a month but is undecided on who to take; Arthur tries to fix parking tickets for Deacon.

It is Christmas time and Carrie decides she is going to outspend everyone; Deacon and Doug fight over Mentalo, a doll from their youth.

Deacon has the kids for Thanksgiving but wants a traditional Thanksgiving meal, so Doug offers Carrie as a surrogate wife but Holly outshines her.

Doug and Carrie spend a huge chunk of money on their dream vacation with their new neighbors, but Doug neglects to tell Carrie that their house has a problem.

The mold is overgrown in Doug's house to the tune of $12,000 for repairs, so he puts pride aside and asks his father for help which prompts a no-spending rule.

Carrie feels Doug is not giving her attention so she finds a replacement in Lou Ferrigno; Doug competes to throw the "best" Super Bowl party.

The possibility of Max having dyslexia causes George to grow extremely defensive, especially when Angie begins to believe the same.

George faces pressure from the plant to fire an employee who is struggling at work due to the hardships he is facing in his personal life.

George has high hopes about his son's athletic ability, but the boy's baseball coach views Max's playing time to be detrimental to the team.

George and his accident-prone employee Amy engage in a battle to see which of them can help their child sell more fundraiser candy bars.

Dan suffers a near-fatal accident at work and once D.J. finds out about it, he begins following him around obsessively since he does not want to lose him.

Darlene's school dance is approaching and Roseanne feels that she should wear something more feminine to the dance to attract the attention of the guys.

The Connors decide to throw a barbecue in the backyard to celebrate Mothers Day with some guests, but things go awry once Roseanne's grandmother arrives.

Dan and Roseanne are excited to open up a motorcycle shop in Lanford with one of their old friends but his cold feet cause the situation to become dire.

C.C. convinces Fran that Maxwell has feelings for a former business associate that bears a striking resemblance to her; Brighton directs a music video.

While attempting to rescue C.C.'s dog from a pair of dog-nappers, Fran and Val find themselves being held hostage with a ransom on their heads.

The entire Sheffield family accompanies Maxwell and C.C. to Atlantic City for a meeting with Chevy Chase; Niles struggles to control his gambling habit.

Fran and Val receive a visit from the young Cambodian orphan that they adopted while in school, but their "daughter" is now a young woman with ulterior motives.

Douglas prepares to introduce Olivia to the family by laying down ground rules for Dottie.

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde eat together for dinner; Bob and Abishola share different perspectives regarding how their relationship is progressing.