TV Guide Cozi TV Wednesday

George is unemployed while his plant is investigated, and he wants to cancel Carmen's expensive 15th birthday party because the family needs to save money.

Vic uses George and Angie's anniversary pledge of a cheap, heartfelt gift to convince George to help him smuggle his brother out of Cuba and into America.

When Dan ends up having lunch with a former girlfriend, he does his best to hide their get-together from her; meanwhile, Roseanne has fantasies about Fabio.

Roseanne plots to break up Becky and Mark when it becomes apparent to her that they are having trouble; Dan's high school football teammates reunite.

Thanksgiving at the Conner home finds Mark and Dan duking it out, Nana Mary revealing Bev's wedding secret and Becky preparing the turkey.

Roseanne worries that she might become as abusive to her children as her parents were to her after she gets angry at D.J. for stealing her car.

Fran begins to believe that Maxwell is close to death after she discovers that she has been added to his will; one of Grace's friends has a crush on Brighton.

Maxwell attempts to obtain the rights to a legendary playwright's most recent work by setting him up with Fran's grandmother Yetta.

Fran strikes up a platonic friendship with the male nanny of one of Grace's friends, but problems arise when Fran's new friend makes a move on her.

C.C. attempts to venture into feature films by securing the rights to make a film about puppeteer Shari Lewis and her puppet Lamb Chop.

During a housewarming party, friends and family share their thoughts on Abishola's taste in décor after she redecorates Bob's house to make it her own as well.

A middle-aged businessman in Detroit recovers from a heart attack at a local hospital, where he develops feelings for his Nigerian cardiac curse.

The daughter of a horse trainer finds love with the wealthy young man, and the two decide to elope and disregard their family's wishes.

Tests reveal that Lizzy has cancer and is also pregnant but she decides not to tell Garth until she knows what her odds are for survival.

As the Fifty/Fifty club becomes increasingly profitable, Malcolm and Eddie argue over whose money-making strategy is the most efficient.

While the Fifty/Fifty's staff is out on strike, Malcolm and Eddie struggle to run the club by themselves, but the work gets too overwhelming.

Steve becomes worried that he may be in a race for Regina's romantic attention when her college boyfriend jumps back into her life.

With Regina dating a new guy, a jealous and lonely Steve attempts to get something steamy cooking with a caterer who is working at his party.

Frasier has his briefcase stolen from him and decides to hunt the thief down to retrieve it and is helped out from callers to his show to locate the thief.

Frasier agrees to write for a book that a psychologist is writing, but after reading her book, he realizes that he doesn't want to be a part of it.

Frasier's old friend from Boston pays him a visit in Seattle, seeking advice on his troubled marriage after he couldn't go through with the wedding.

Frasier looks for a book he loaned to Daphne, but upon entering the room he finds a bottle of pills that he is caught with when she unexpectedly returns.

The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day, but the kids' ulterior motive to attend a rock concert is foiled when they are told they can't go.

Roseanne and Dan start searching for any good news after the diner and the bike shop are both shut down, leaving them out of work and no means of money.

Becky seriously considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark when Dan's motorcycle shop closes down and leaves the family in debt.

Roseanne and Dan prepare to say goodbye to Becky after she and Mark make one last stop by the house before starting their new life together.

George tries to drown his sorrows at the bar, but when he takes a shot with a worm in it, he has a vision in which he and Ernie are gay lovers set to wed.

George turns to the host of a popular reality TV game show for help when he suspects that Vic's fiancée is an unfaithful gold-digger.

George asks his niece to go a little more conservative with her looks when Angie begins to fear that advancing age is taking its toll on her appearance.

The grief that comes with the passing of Angie's mother is compounded when George realizes that he neglected to reserve a gravesite for her.

Al and Griff are obsessed with the fancy massage chair at the mall, so they trade shoes from the store in order to get it, and Kelly gives Bud massages.

Al and Peggy Bundy are a dysfunctional Chicago family without any friends, but then they meet their new neighbors, Steve and Marcy.

After reading the health book "Thinnergy," Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the rest of the family to join her in her quest for health.

When the Bundys and Rhoades hear about a crime in the neighborhood, Al buys a gun and the Rhoades buys a dog, and Al accidently shoots Rhoades Dog.

When Marcy and Steve decide to add another room to their house, Al wants them to add a pool room, but Peg and Marcy want an exercise room.

Al and Steve's friendship blossoms when they work together to polish up a vintage Ford Mustang while their wives continue loathing them from the sidelines.

Doug reveals that he is ineligible for his 10-year raise at IPS because his suppose start date was part of a lie he used to sleep with her years ago.

Doug can't believe his good fortune when Carrie agrees to take pole dancing lessons, but he is soon disappointed by her resultant performance.

Deacon manages to have a local sandwich named after himself, and Doug enviously attempts to sabotage his friend while searching for his own culinary namesake.

Carrie is furious when she finds out about Doug's attractive new hairstylist; Spence gets a special guest for the sci-fi convention.

While Doug and Carrie try and get away from their romantic getaway, Arthur pretends that Deacon is his lover after getting stood up.

After suggesting to Carrie that they try to have a baby, Doug borrows a baby from Danny in order to give their parenting skills a test run.

During a Thanksgiving dinner with his entire family, George discovers that his estranged father desperately needs a kidney transplant.

George accidentally throws out Angie's only mementos of her deceased grandmother; George's father dies before George has the opportunity to give him a kidney.

George and Angie become furious when Benny takes Max's discipline into her own hands; Max's teacher alerts George that Max is close to failing.

Angie decides to let Max's friend Ricky stay at the Lopez house; George becomes infuriated when Max and Ricky drive the family's car through a fence.

Mark drops a big surprise on Becky when Dan finds out that he's dropped out of school; Roseanne joins a women's club to meet people.

Roseanne discovers that David is living with Darlene in Chicago and heads off to confront them; Dan and Roseanne talk to Mark about returning to Becky.

When David confesses that he's been living with Darlene in Chicago, Dan throws David out; Jackie refuses to accept money from Fred.

Darlene's hope that David will be allowed to move back in are dashed when Dan discovers that David has actually been staying at Jackie's house.

Fran agrees to cover for Maggie as a candy striper at the hospital, but she is mistaken for a nurse and is ordered to shave Maxwell before his appendectomy.

Fran discovers that Niles has an excellent singing voice and succeeds in convincing him to audition for a part in Maxwell's new musical.

Fran wins a contest to pose for the cover of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus' newest album, but she is dismayed to discover why she won.

After a conversation with a fellow nanny who is retiring and has few prospects, Fran begins to worry about her future; Niles gives C.C. a birthday gift.

Dottie feels like Bob and Abishola's new married life is causing her to be pushed away; Goodwin and Kofo drag out their domestic dispute.

Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde start stalking Bob, which makes it difficult for Abishola to make the next move in her relationship with Bob.