TV Guide Cozi TV Wednesday

Darlene's teacher recognizes a poem that she recently wrote and asks her to recite the poem at an assembly in front of the parents and student body.

Roseanne picks up a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge to make ends meet, but Dan becomes unhappy about her decision to leave the family like that.

Becky's late arrivals to dinner finally send Roseanne past the boiling point as she grounds Becky, who is led to give Roseanne the silent treatment.

Roseanne has come to hate her new 17-year-old boss for being younger than she is but realizes she has to treat him with respect so she can get weekends off.

Fran decides to quit after Maxwell hurts her feelings and refuses to apologize, but Maxwell realizes he has made a mistake attempts to find her.

When Fran learns that her mother has kicked her father out of the house, she enlists the help of her grandmothers to get the couple back together.

Val begins to spend all of her free time with her new boyfriend; C.C. decides to quit after Maxwell refuses to make her an equal business partner.

After Fran agrees to a Valentine's Day date with a police officer, she discovers she has a secret admirer who appears to be Mr. Sheffield.

Bob, Douglas and Christina work together to convince Dottie to draft a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is put to the test when Kemi is caught in a lie.

Abishola is excited when Bob decides to go back to work and out for an impromptu road trip with Goodwin.

Jonathan helps an author and his son find motivation in writing their next books and connecting with one another again.

A television reporter files a report on a home for teen-age mothers, and the report makes a threat to the very existence of the home.

Two friends, sensible Malcolm McGee and outlandish Eddie Sherman, decide to become business partners after purchasing an old Irish pub.

Two friends, sensible Malcolm McGee and outlandish Eddie Sherman, decide to become business partners after purchasing an old Irish pub.

A former 1970s singer takes a job as a high school music teacher in Chicago's West Side and faces the hazards of students and teachers.

A former 1970s singer takes a job as a high school music teacher in Chicago's West Side and faces the hazards of students and teachers.

Frasier and Niles take an auto repair class after humiliating themselves in front of their dates when the car breaks down; Martin trains a puppy.

Niles and Frasier's play runs into a spot of trouble when the actor they found at a sci-fi convention turns out to be less than ideal.

Frasier's Valentine's Day takes a twist after he meets a gorgeous artist; Niles' allergies have Daphne concerned about his well-being.

Frasier's station manager, Kenny, is having difficulty in his marriage, and Frasier decides to intervene not realizing he's actually dating Kenny's wife.

Jackie and Roseanne decide to head out for the night to a party in New York, where they meet various people of Manhattan's elite and two British women.

The Conners go on a trip to Martha's Vineyard with their new friends, the wealthy Wentworths, and instantly realize that they are an uppity family.

A group of misogynist terrorists take over a train destined for Washington D.C., but they're no match for Roseanne and her family, who happen to be aboard.

The Conners come to realize that money can't buy happiness when their first Thanksgiving as a wealthy family is ruined by Dan's absence and Bev's revelation.

George discovers that his company is relocating to Mexico and that he will soon be out of a job; Angie fears she may be pregnant and awaits test results.

George and Angie look forward to being empty nesters as Carmen prepares to go off to college, but Angie soon discovers that the Lopez family may be growing.

With Carmen's departure leaving a void in George's life as well as in his home, Angie continues to maintain that she's pregnant to make him feel better.

George and Angie face a new parenting challenge when their niece and her freeloading boyfriend move into their new media room.

Marcy is the witness when, after Al decides they don't need car insurance, Bud gets in a car accident and countersues the other driver.

A vote is taken to decide whether or not to bench Al before the big softball game, and Peggy and the kids are easily swayed to change their votes.

Al learns that Peggy may be trying to steal someone else's husband during her nights of ballroom dancing at the dance hall with Marcy.

Kelly is presented with the opportunity to participate in auditions for a position that involves being the spokesperson for the new Allante car.

After Al suffers from a bump on the head, he believes he sees a group of small green aliens enter his room to steal his socks for rocket fuel.

Al's long-time dream of having an outstanding and large vegetable garden is ruined by a rabbit's immediate interest in the fresh vegetables.

Doug strikes up a friendship with a driver from a rival company at the cost of his coworkers' respect, only to find that he has been lured into a trap.

Deacon changes the ending of a story, leaving him too scared to spend the weekend with the Heffermans; Arthur figures out a way to make money in carpooling.

Doug has Deacon's son draw a stick figure of Carrie in hopes that it will make her want to purchase an enhancement that the two of them could benefit from.

When O'Boyle checks into rehab, Doug and Deacon are asked to fill in; however, Doug thinks that he may not be right for the job once the office loses control.

Doug makes an appearance at a neighborhood party to which he and Carrie were not invited, and to prove that they are good people, he adopts a dog.

While buying some ice cream from the ice cream man, Doug notices a "for sale" sign and buys the truck, and in turn, gets harassed by another ice cream man.

When George discovers that Carmen's new popular boyfriend refuses to be seen with her in public, he decides to confront the boy himself.

George fears for his job after he lets a big secret slip at a company party, but a corporate realignment soon leaves him in another difficult situation.

A safety board shuts down George's plant while they inspect the company's landing gear; the Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house.

George is unemployed while his plant is investigated, and he wants to cancel Carmen's expensive 15th birthday party because the family needs to save money.

Becky is left in charge of the house when Dan and Roseanne go out and she invites her friend over to do homework, but instead gets drunk at the Conner bar.

Roseanne has to leave to visit her parents again, leaving Jackie to be the substitute mother while she is gone and impressing Dan with her housekeeping.

The Conners begin realizing that their lives are boring and repetitive every day when Dan and Roseanne's old motorcycle buddy returns to Lanford.

When Roseanne gets a job at a beauty salon that she regularly visits, she soon finds herself doing the same work she does at home.

Fran prepares to attend a foot modeling reunion but experiences an age-related crisis when she realizes her feet have grown a whole shoe size.

Fran suffers from a bout of amnesia and can't remember where she placed Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry, a valuable string of black pearls.

Fran dates an extremely superstitious athlete who believes she has jinxed him by wearing a pair of red shoes to a game his team lost.

When Maxwell loses a tennis match to Fran, he undergoes an extreme mental crisis that prompts him to adapt a youthful wardrobe and purchase a sports car.

Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come to Bob and Abishola's aid as they find it difficult to help lift Dottie's spirits and lessen her struggle with depression.

Bob mortgages the house to pay for new factory space, while Abishola looks to Gloria and Kemi for help; Kemi worries about her and Chukwuemeka.