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00:00
Jerry's excitement about dating a gymnast diminishes after bad sex; George's girlfriend catches him eating out of the trash; Kramer passes a kidney stone.
00:30
Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, provided that he will treat him to a meal; Elaine dates a bouncer from England; Kramer decides to eat fresh.
01:00
George buys a convertible once owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business; Elaine wins tickets to a parade for Mr. Pitt.
01:30
George passes up hiring a beautiful secretary for an ordinary woman, in the hopes of less distraction; Jerry catches his dry cleaner wearing his clothes.
02:00
A grade school acquaintance puts pressure on Jerry to finally settle an old score in the form of a race; Elaine is blacklisted from a Chinese restaurant.
02:30
Jerry attempts an impossible switch when he finds that he likes his girlfriend's roommate more than her; George is convinced that his new girlfriend is bulimic.
03:00
Kramer discovers that Newman is being fanatically hunted by the police for hundreds of unpaid parking tickets; George's friend lies about having cancer.
03:30
Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality; George is upset when his blind date turns out to be bald; Jerry braves a lie detector.
04:00
Jerry introduces a retrospective program that offers many highlights from the first 99 episodes of TV's popular "show about nothing".
04:30
The retrospective continues as Jerry and his friends go about their days accomplishing nothing and nitpicking everything they encounter.
05:00
After Barb starts working at the women's gym, which Christine owns, the two don't see eye to eye on how to run things; Matthew helps find a sitter.
05:30
After Christine's hybrid and Marly's SUV collide in the parking lot, Christine is forced to go against her principles and rent a luxury SUV.
06:00
Christine signs up Ritchie for a soccer team due to a comment that came from Mr. Harris concerning Ritchie's inability to make friends.
06:36
Richard attempts to get Ritchie's interest in his career; Christine, being a helpful sister, tries to re-ignite the relationship between Matthew and his ex.
07:12
New Christine is reaping benefits of the good boyfriend which Christine claims credit for having molded Richard into during their marriage.
07:48
Blanche tries to put aside a family grudge when her least favorite sister makes a dire request for one of her kidneys; Rose and Dorothy are asked to babysit.
08:24
Rose is drawn into Blanche and Dorothy's competition for a date with Sophia's handsome new doctor, where revelations and accusation may end their friendship.
09:00
Blanche's plan to use "tough love" to tame her unruly grandson has an unexpected result; Dorothy must study for her French final, but there are distractions.
09:36
Sophia teams up with Rose in a bowling match against Blanche and Dorothy to win enough cash to visit Italy, but Dorothy and Blanche have their own motives too.
10:12
A distraught Rose turns to a psychiatrist for help with coping with anxiety after the housemates become victims of a random burglary.
10:48
Blanche discovers the shocking secret behind her unexpected romance with her hunky, young fitness trainer; Rose's mother comes to visit.
11:24
Dorothy will contemplate reconciliation with her former husband after learning that his younger girlfriend has dumped him for another.
12:00
Dorothy's successful younger sister has decided that Sophia would be much happier living with her in California, forcing Sophia to make a difficult decision.
12:30
The ladies grow concerned after discovering Rose has fallen in love with a diminutive suitor; Sophia must leave town to attend her grandson's graduation.
13:00
Dorothy must decide whether or not to continue her romantic relationship with a newfound love interest after discovering her new boyfriend is married.
13:30
Rose makes the difficult decision to embrace celibacy after her new beau suddenly dies of a heart attack following a night of passion.
14:00
Jake is suspended from school for drawing an inappropriate picture of a classmate with large breasts; Alan attempts to convince the principal not to expel Jake.
14:30
Alan gets caught lying in order to spend time with Judith in secret; Charlie realizes how much he would miss Jake if Alan and Judith were to get back together.
15:00
Charlie sleeps with Rose again only to have her father show up the next day demanding to know what Charlie's plans are for his daughter.
15:30
Charlie dupes Jake into taking ballet so that he may pursue the sultry instructor, but his plan goes amiss when ironically Jake falls for her himself.
16:00
Courteous Alan befriends Charlie's elderly neighbor with innocent and platonic intentions, but awkwardness abounds when she attempts to seduce him.
16:30
Docile Alan vows to cease seeking the approval of women; Charlie attempts to coach his brother on the art of masculine self-confidence.
17:00
Sandy begins cooking and cleaning obsessively, causing Charlie to warn Alan that his girlfriend is a "nester"; Sandy becomes a lunatic during Christmastime.
17:30
Alan gravely overreacts to Jake attending a slumber party, prompting Charlie to see a shrink in order to better understand Alan's undue insecurities.

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18:00
Charlie struggles to survive in a serious and sex-less relationship; Alan educates Charlie on how to get along without having sex on a regular basis.
18:30
Charlie and Mia's lifestyles clash when Charlie is forced to conceal his drinking and smoking from her as she attempts to makeover his unhealthy habits.
19:00
Though he is nominated for a jingle writing award, Charlie refuses to attend the ceremony because he knows his brazen nemesis will inevitably win.
19:35
Charlie warns Alan against dating a youthful high-maintenance babe, but Alan fails to heed the advice by beginning to pay for his girlfriend's bills.
20:10
Charlie is annoyed to find that Kandi has been living in his house for some time without him knowing, but is even more distraught by his own sexual dry spell.
20:45
Alan forms a platonic relationship with Jake's teacher, as he enjoys the intelligent conversation they share; Charlie helps Jake rehearse for his school play.
21:20
When Charlie starts giving Jake advice for his first boy-girl party, Alan feels jealous that his brother never shared any similar advice with him.
21:55
Charlie tries to convince himself that he is over Mia when she returns to town; Mia makes a bizarre request of Charlie, and he makes an equally-unusual appeal.
22:30
When Charlie and Mia's families meet, a catastrophe is born which threatens their wedding plans; Alan and Jake wonder where they'll live after the wedding.
23:00
Kramer's neighborly effort to provide pictures of all the tenants in the building annoys Jerry when he has to kiss everyone hello; Uncle Leo's scam is exposed.
23:30
Jerry is inconvenienced by a tenacious doorman at an apartment building; Kramer robs George on the street to put on a show for a group of German tourists.
00:00
Elaine dates a man whose habit of speaking in third person causes a wide array of confusion; George is blamed for the theft of Yankees' sports equipment.
00:30
George has mixed feelings when he finds an unflattering doodle his girlfriend drew of him; Kramer braves Jerry's apartment while it is being fumigated.
01:00
Frank has an unfortunate accident involving one of Kramer's pasta sculptures; Kramer gets the wrong license plates in the mail; Estelle gets an eye job.
01:30
Jerry's simple airport meeting turns into a nightmare thanks to his incompetent agent; Kramer gets into hot water when he gambles with a rich Texan.
02:00
Elaine dates a seemingly normal guy until she discovers that he is a face-painting fanatic; Kramer does battle with a particularly assertive monkey at the zoo.
02:30
George and Jerry are suspected of purposely injuring Bette Midler during a softball game; Kramer nurses Bette Midler back to health; Elaine gets a new job.
03:00
After forming a pact with Jerry to reevaluate their relationships with women, George asks Susan to marry him; Elaine, Kramer and Newman kidnap a noisy dog.
03:30
George gets cold feet and tries everything he can to postpone the engagement; Elaine is jealous of George's engagement; Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.
04:00
Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyers chagrin.
04:30
George develops an involuntary wink that leads to a series of misunderstandings; Kramer gets in hot water when he can't deliver on a promise to a sick child.
05:00
After Christine tries out a few new sleeping pills, she awakes to discover some embarrassing phone calls had been made in her sleep.
05:30
Richard's unbelievably attractive brother Joe stops by for a visit and has some surprising news, news that Christine discovers after she sleeps with him.
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