Doug attempts to take all the burden away from a pregnant Carrie, but ends up stressing himself out; Arthur is irritated that his bathroom is not complete.
Jerry is transfused with Kramer's blood after a mishap in the kitchen; George forms an unhealthy connection between food and sex; Elaine fails to babysit well.
Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.
Christine finally gives up on Ritchie's snobby private school after she is blamed for a lice outbreak, but she runs into trouble enrolling him in public school.
Christine tries to use the knowledge she has gained as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight, but she finds she is unable to shed extra pounds herself.
Christine rekindles her relationship with Papa Jeff at Richard and New Christine's wedding, but she soon receives some shocking news about her old flame.
Warren takes a try at modifying Otis by getting him interested in mosaic art, but when Otis tries it, his work turns out to be as bad as his previous habit.
The army mistakenly notifies Hawkeye's father that he has been killed, and Hawkeye learns how difficult it is to prove that he is actually alive and well.
Some officers have secrets to keep, so they contribute two bottles of Scotch and a tank to keep the doctors at the 4077th quiet about their medical treatment.
While Festus and Newly try to get the train started again, Pinkerton heads back to the train to make certain he gets his long-awaited revenge against Matt.
After a handyman rescues seven orphans from their overbearing caretaker, the residents of Dodge City band together to give the children their first Christmas.
In order to clear his son from a large gambling debt, a rancher and his employees come up with a scheme to frame an innocent man for the theft of livestock.
Debra has a hard time thinking of go-carts as a serious investment opportunity and is upset when Ray invests $1,000 in the scheme his friend has concocted.
Raymond is horrified to discover that his children prefer to spend time with Robert, and he sets out to change that by trying to have more fun with them.
That her parent's quarrel has been a worry for Debra ever since she realized it, but she's still taken by surprise when she learns they have actually separated.
When Doug rear-ends Deacon and Kelly's car and doesn't want to use insurance to cover the cost, a fun night out turns into an argument of who's cheaper.
Carrie is excited to attend her company's retreat but Doug is dreading it and in a fit of boredom he lies to Carrie's boss and tells him he has climbed Everest.
After Arthur smashes Doug's pumpkin and forbids Halloween, an angry Doug decides to go overboard with decorations, causing Arthur to have a heart attack.
After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine does battle with a co-worke
Dissatisfied with the quality of the meat in his sandwiches, Kramer gets a meat slicer; Jerry develops a skin condition and blames his new doctor girlfriend.