Jerry's excitement about dating a gymnast diminishes after bad sex; George's girlfriend catches him eating out of the trash; Kramer passes a kidney stone.
Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, provided that he will treat him to a meal; Elaine dates a bouncer from England; Kramer decides to eat fresh.
George passes up hiring a beautiful secretary for an ordinary woman, in the hopes of less distraction; Jerry catches his dry cleaner wearing his clothes.
A grade school acquaintance puts pressure on Jerry to finally settle an old score in the form of a race; Elaine is blacklisted from a Chinese restaurant.
Jerry attempts an impossible switch when he finds that he likes his girlfriend's roommate more than her; George is convinced that his new girlfriend is bulimic.
Kramer discovers that Newman is being fanatically hunted by the police for hundreds of unpaid parking tickets; George's friend lies about having cancer.
Richard attempts to get Ritchie's interest in his career; Christine, being a helpful sister, tries to re-ignite the relationship between Matthew and his ex.
Blanche tries to put aside a family grudge when her least favorite sister makes a dire request for one of her kidneys; Rose and Dorothy are asked to babysit.
Rose is drawn into Blanche and Dorothy's competition for a date with Sophia's handsome new doctor, where revelations and accusation may end their friendship.
Blanche's plan to use "tough love" to tame her unruly grandson has an unexpected result; Dorothy must study for her French final, but there are distractions.
Sophia teams up with Rose in a bowling match against Blanche and Dorothy to win enough cash to visit Italy, but Dorothy and Blanche have their own motives too.
Dorothy's successful younger sister has decided that Sophia would be much happier living with her in California, forcing Sophia to make a difficult decision.
The ladies grow concerned after discovering Rose has fallen in love with a diminutive suitor; Sophia must leave town to attend her grandson's graduation.
Jake is suspended from school for drawing an inappropriate picture of a classmate with large breasts; Alan attempts to convince the principal not to expel Jake.
Alan gets caught lying in order to spend time with Judith in secret; Charlie realizes how much he would miss Jake if Alan and Judith were to get back together.
Sandy begins cooking and cleaning obsessively, causing Charlie to warn Alan that his girlfriend is a "nester"; Sandy becomes a lunatic during Christmastime.
Charlie and Mia's lifestyles clash when Charlie is forced to conceal his drinking and smoking from her as she attempts to makeover his unhealthy habits.
Charlie is annoyed to find that Kandi has been living in his house for some time without him knowing, but is even more distraught by his own sexual dry spell.
Alan forms a platonic relationship with Jake's teacher, as he enjoys the intelligent conversation they share; Charlie helps Jake rehearse for his school play.
Charlie tries to convince himself that he is over Mia when she returns to town; Mia makes a bizarre request of Charlie, and he makes an equally-unusual appeal.
When Charlie and Mia's families meet, a catastrophe is born which threatens their wedding plans; Alan and Jake wonder where they'll live after the wedding.
Kramer's neighborly effort to provide pictures of all the tenants in the building annoys Jerry when he has to kiss everyone hello; Uncle Leo's scam is exposed.
Jerry is inconvenienced by a tenacious doorman at an apartment building; Kramer robs George on the street to put on a show for a group of German tourists.
Elaine dates a man whose habit of speaking in third person causes a wide array of confusion; George is blamed for the theft of Yankees' sports equipment.
George has mixed feelings when he finds an unflattering doodle his girlfriend drew of him; Kramer braves Jerry's apartment while it is being fumigated.
Frank has an unfortunate accident involving one of Kramer's pasta sculptures; Kramer gets the wrong license plates in the mail; Estelle gets an eye job.
Elaine dates a seemingly normal guy until she discovers that he is a face-painting fanatic; Kramer does battle with a particularly assertive monkey at the zoo.
George and Jerry are suspected of purposely injuring Bette Midler during a softball game; Kramer nurses Bette Midler back to health; Elaine gets a new job.
After forming a pact with Jerry to reevaluate their relationships with women, George asks Susan to marry him; Elaine, Kramer and Newman kidnap a noisy dog.
George gets cold feet and tries everything he can to postpone the engagement; Elaine is jealous of George's engagement; Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.
Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyers chagrin.
George develops an involuntary wink that leads to a series of misunderstandings; Kramer gets in hot water when he can't deliver on a promise to a sick child.
Richard's unbelievably attractive brother Joe stops by for a visit and has some surprising news, news that Christine discovers after she sleeps with him.