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Carrie's argument with Doug becomes so heated that she ends up recording the spat in order to analyze it, and the two of them realize that they need counseling.

Doug reveals that he is ineligible for his 10-year raise at IPS because his suppose start date was part of a lie he used to sleep with her years ago.

Kramer gets a new hot tub from a close friend; Elaine is stressed over housing a famous marathon runner; George gets rowdy with clients from out of town.

Elaine struggles with an eccentric soup artist, who refuses her business; Kramer is accosted by two street toughs; Jerry baby talks with his girlfriend.

George becomes obsessed with trying to keep his ATM code a secret; Kramer strives to enlighten the fire department with his list of shortcuts.

Jerry avoids awkward attempts at a friendship with his Pool Guy; George is worried that his worlds will collide when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan.

Christine tries to prove to Barb that she isn't a square as the return of Tom, a friend of Richard's who she once dated, presents her with another complication.

Barb and Matthew try to sort out their issues; after Christine forbids the two to see one another, they defy her orders by pretending to be inseparable.

While visiting her gynecologist, Dr. Palmer, Christine is shocked when he suggests that her recent flu symptoms may be an early sign of perimenopause.

Christine proposes to Barb to save her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries to work up the courage to propose to New Christine.

Simon Rex tells Drew about his new movie "Tow."

Phil and Lily Rosenthal join Drew for a taste test of weird foods and talk about their children's book JUST TRY IT: A Phil and Lil Book.

With the greatly needed financial backing and support from Andy and Emmett, Goober is able to afford to purchase Wally's filling station.

Due to the reputation of her cooking, the local TV station asks Aunt Bee to host and talk on her very own delicious cooking show.

Emmett is urged and encouraged by his brother-in-law to pack up his belongings and leave the fix-it shop to become a life insurance salesman.

Opie must face the consequences at his new job when he accidentally breaks an expensive bottle of perfume, but his boss quickly forgives him.

Hawkeye is antagonized by a visiting colonel and shoves him against a wall causing him to demand that Hawkeye is court-martialed.

Margaret and Hawkeye declare a personal truce when they become lost behind enemy lines and are forced to take shelter in a hut.

Margaret and Hawkeye seek comfort in each other's arms while they are lost behind enemy lines and briefly become lovers.

Charles seems to be having extraordinary luck during a poker game until Radar tells everyone that Charles whistles loudly when he's bluffing.

A professional hide harvester and his associates are suspected of being involved in an illegal harvesting operation after a farmer's cow goes missing.

While being sought by bounty hunters, Newly finds unexpected help in a professional killer during his trek back to Dodge city with a prisoner.

Henry Decory, a school teacher, attempts to reason with a father who sees no benefit in an education for his children while living on the frontier.

After a girl's parents are killed on the prairie, Matt Dillon attempts to find her a home but encounters an obstacle when the girl's aunt won't take her.

Farmer Jed Hackett's sons have all managed to find women who are willing to marry them, so the family begins the arduous process needed to throw their weddings.

Opie hopes to win a medal in the annual Sheriff's Boys' Day race and gets lessons on racing from Barney, but receives lessons on sportsmanship from Andy.

When the choir discovers Barney's voice is the source of the choir's terrible sound, they realize he can't stay, but haven't got the heart to tell him.

On Founder's Day, the town decides to honor the first visitor with the key to the city, unfortunately, that person is an expert pickpocket and petty thief.

When a traveling salesman comes to town, Ben Weaver demands the law be followed that prohibits anyone from selling goods without a permanent structure.

When the jail is filled with moonshiners who blame Otis for their capture, Andy decides to let Otis stay with Aunt Bee to sleep it off as he regularly does.

A smitten Andy tries his hardest to convince a local farmer that it is necessary for him to receive an inoculation from the county nurse.

When Raymond and Debra hire a sitter, Marie is insulted; when the kids prefer the sitter to Debra, she has to go, but Marie can't handle the job.

After Raymond embarrasses her at an auction, Debra decides to get even with him but doesn't say how or when, driving him crazy.

When Debra's mother comes to visit, Debra finds that she wishes she took more of an interest in her, and even prefers Marie.

When Debra suggests that birth control is getting her down Ray decides to take it upon himself, but a Halloween party causes his plan to go horribly wrong.

Robert decides to move out of his parents' house, but Debra misses him, and he finds that he hasn't really made that big of a change.

Raymond becomes jealous when one of his rivals gets an article published in Sports Illustrated, but is pleased when he learns that it is heavily rewritten.

Raymond and Robert have a discussion about the pros and cons of marriage, and when Robert and Amy break up, everyone puts the blame on Ray.

While Doug tries to figure out why the new guy doesn't seem to like him, Carrie fears that she is also unpopular at work.

Deacon manages to have a local sandwich named after himself, and Doug enviously attempts to sabotage his friend while searching for his own culinary namesake.

Carrie is furious when she finds out about Doug's attractive new hairstylist; Spence gets a special guest for the sci-fi convention.

While Doug and Carrie try and get away from their romantic getaway, Arthur pretends that Deacon is his lover after getting stood up.

Doug and Carrie find that they are unable to convince Deacon and Kelly to become their neighbors when the house next door goes on the market.

Doug proceeds to allow all the attention to go to his head when he receives anonymous fan mail for his performance at a karaoke bar.

Elaine panics when they take her favorite contraceptive brand off the market; Kramer causes a tussle at an AIDS walk when he refuses to wear a ribbon.

Jerry purchases a large amount of gum after a misunderstanding; Kramer becomes active in the restoration of an old movie theatre; George gets short-changed.

George and Susan's parents meet for dinner; Kramer borrows a horse-drawn carriage for the weekend; Elaine gets hot and heavy with her new man.

Kramer sues a wealthy heiress when she is inadvertently responsible for causing him to crash his car, but Jerry sours the deal when he falls for the woman.

Wanting to use his mother's old wedding ring to propose to New Christine with, Richard comes to Old Christine to beg for its return.

Barb gets her profile into a very popular business journal, and Christine is delighted when the publicity brings in a profitable new kind of clientele.