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00:00
Arthur spends his time filing out comment cards; Doug is asked to find work for his wayward cousin and turns to O'Boyle to help him.
00:30
On discovering she is pregnant, Carrie starts to doubt that her and Doug are ready for parenthood; Arthur proclaims he needs his own bathroom.
01:00
Doug attempts to take all the burden away from a pregnant Carrie, but ends up stressing himself out; Arthur is irritated that his bathroom is not complete.
01:30
Doug hires Spence's dog walker to spend time with Arthur so that he and Carrie can have some personal time to work on having a baby.
02:00
Jerry must decide between keeping his girlfriend and the funny voice he created to mock her; Kramer hires an intern to help him with menial tasks.
02:30
Frank and Kramer's new relaxation technique proves to have a detrimental effect; George competes with a former rival to sell computers for his father.
03:00
Jerry is transfused with Kramer's blood after a mishap in the kitchen; George forms an unhealthy connection between food and sex; Elaine fails to babysit well.
03:30
Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.
04:00
Christine finally gives up on Ritchie's snobby private school after she is blamed for a lice outbreak, but she runs into trouble enrolling him in public school.
04:30
Christine tries to use the knowledge she has gained as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight, but she finds she is unable to shed extra pounds herself.
05:00
Christine pretends to be madly in love with her date for Richard's rehearsal dinner; Matthew gets better acquainted with New Christine's sister.
05:30
Christine rekindles her relationship with Papa Jeff at Richard and New Christine's wedding, but she soon receives some shocking news about her old flame.
06:00
Natalie Portman tells Drew about her animated movie "Arco" and plays balloon BTS revealing tidbits about her biggest film roles.
06:30
Pilar Valdes shares her latest pro tip from the iconic NYC restaurant Veselka and Ross shares his healthier version of their famous pierogies.
07:00
Warren takes a try at modifying Otis by getting him interested in mosaic art, but when Otis tries it, his work turns out to be as bad as his previous habit.
07:30
Barney returns to Mayberry for a high school reunion and learns that his former girlfriend Thelma Lou has married someone else.
08:00
Barney's courage is questioned, which leads him to go after a dangerous escaped convict in the hope of proving himself to the townspeople.
08:30
Aunt Bee is at a loss when she has misplaced a rare piece of jewelry, but she files a claim to collect the insurance and spends the money promptly.
09:00
Frank begins to settle in as the camp commander only to have Colonel Sherman T. Potter assigned to the post permanently, and Potter fits in well.
09:30
Frank searches Margaret's tent for all the love letters he has written to her; Hawkeye and B.J. must deal with a roomful of unruly patients overnight.
10:00
The army mistakenly notifies Hawkeye's father that he has been killed, and Hawkeye learns how difficult it is to prove that he is actually alive and well.
10:30
Some officers have secrets to keep, so they contribute two bottles of Scotch and a tank to keep the doctors at the 4077th quiet about their medical treatment.
11:00
Doc Adams and the others do their best to thwart a gang of train robbers while making sure Matt is kept safe and sound in the baggage car.
12:00
While Festus and Newly try to get the train started again, Pinkerton heads back to the train to make certain he gets his long-awaited revenge against Matt.
13:00
After a handyman rescues seven orphans from their overbearing caretaker, the residents of Dodge City band together to give the children their first Christmas.
14:00
In order to clear his son from a large gambling debt, a rancher and his employees come up with a scheme to frame an innocent man for the theft of livestock.
15:00
Despite being injured, Matt tries to stand up to a power-hungry bandit and his outlaw gang, who have seized control of a small town in Mexico.
16:00
Barney goes camping with Gomer and ends up getting lost in the woods after bragging to the kids about being a regular pioneer of the wilderness.
16:30
Gomer has decided to enlist in the Marines and Andy escorts him to the Marine boot camp in order to have a talk with the Drill Instuctor.
17:00
Opie finds himself head over heals for Miss Crump after she pairs up with him when his school dance partner doesn't show up for class.
17:30
Andy unfortunately learns that Barney's job is in jeopardy when the state passes new height and weight requirements, so Barney gets angry and quits.

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18:00
Andy loses his temper after Aunt Bee invites her sister Nora and brother-in-law Ollie to visit and Ollie takes Andy's squad car to go fishing.
18:30
Ernest T. Bass wants to get an education and Andy helps him get into Opie's class, where he falls in love with his teacher.
19:00
Raymond purchases a vacuum cleaner from a physically attractive saleswoman and both his wife and mother end up engaging in a housekeeping war.
19:35
Embarrassed to discover a canister of Marie's that she claimed to have returned, Debra hatches a scheme to dispose of the evidence.
20:10
Debra has a hard time thinking of go-carts as a serious investment opportunity and is upset when Ray invests $1,000 in the scheme his friend has concocted.
20:45
Marie fails to understand why Robert's relationships have continued to end in complete disaster, and she gathers her son's former lovers to find out.
21:20
Raymond is horrified to discover that his children prefer to spend time with Robert, and he sets out to change that by trying to have more fun with them.
21:55
That her parent's quarrel has been a worry for Debra ever since she realized it, but she's still taken by surprise when she learns they have actually separated.
22:30
Marie has Frank paint Ray and Debra's house to fill his time, but when they don't like the color, Ray is forced to fire his father.
23:00
Doug gets laser eye surgery for Carrie for her birthday but her sight ends up worse than before, ruining her birthday party at the same time.
23:30
Doug is about to break the record at IPS for 951 perfect delivery days; Carrie is confused when she finds out Holly likes spending time with Arthur.
00:00
When Doug rear-ends Deacon and Kelly's car and doesn't want to use insurance to cover the cost, a fun night out turns into an argument of who's cheaper.
00:30
Carrie is excited to attend her company's retreat but Doug is dreading it and in a fit of boredom he lies to Carrie's boss and tells him he has climbed Everest.
01:00
After Arthur smashes Doug's pumpkin and forbids Halloween, an angry Doug decides to go overboard with decorations, causing Arthur to have a heart attack.
01:30
Carrie searches for items Arthur needs at the hospital before having heart surgery and she discovers her father kept her college acceptance letter.
02:00
After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine does battle with a co-worke
02:30
Dissatisfied with the quality of the meat in his sandwiches, Kramer gets a meat slicer; Jerry develops a skin condition and blames his new doctor girlfriend.
03:00
Elaine, George & Kramer rush Jerry in order to go to the movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.
03:30
Elaine, George & Kramer rush Jerry in order to go to the movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.
04:00
After Barb gets herself thrown in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding, Christine and Matthew try to get her an illegal visa.
04:30
Christine and Richard find themselves stunned when they agree to meet up with old college buddies and realize how much they have aged.
05:00
Christine panics when she discovers a suspicious mole and cannot see a doctor fast enough; Richard decides he should move back in with New Christine.
05:30
After Barb has her lawyer deliver divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce lawyer who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
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