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On discovering she is pregnant, Carrie starts to doubt that her and Doug are ready for parenthood; Arthur proclaims he needs his own bathroom.
00:30
Doug attempts to take all the burden away from a pregnant Carrie, but ends up stressing himself out; Arthur is irritated that his bathroom is not complete.
01:00
Doug hires Spence's dog walker to spend time with Arthur so that he and Carrie can have some personal time to work on having a baby.
01:30
Doug gets laser eye surgery for Carrie for her birthday but her sight ends up worse than before, ruining her birthday party at the same time.
02:00
The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine have trouble at a bakery when they lose their number; George shows off a fluffy coat.
02:30
George's lie about being a Marine Biologist lands him in hot water when a whale is in jeopardy; Kramer practices his golf swing on the beach.
03:00
Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him; Elaine obsesses over a store mannequin that closely resembles her.
03:30
Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a little person, into getting lifts to keep his job; Jerry visits a sick friend at the hospital in need of a good laugh.
04:00
When Ritchie comes to the mistaken belief that his parents have gotten back together, Richard and Christine consider giving it another try.
04:40
Determined to start saying yes to life, Christine agrees to a date with a handsome stranger she meets near New Christine's apartment.
05:20
When Christine discovers that her new boyfriend is actually the father of New Christine, she begins to seriously rethink their relationship.
06:00
With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
06:30
With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
07:00
The Mayberry church must come to a fair consensus on the financial handlings, choosing either new choir robes or repairing the church's foundation.
07:30
The Taylor household is transformed into a staging ground for the preservation of international diplomacy when Barney becomes the host of a summit meeting.
08:00
Goober attends an auto show and begins second guessing himself after he runs into an old acquaintance who brags about his success and wealth.
08:30
Aunt Bee makes the interesting decision that she yearns to fly, and in an attempt to prove that she can be an exciting person, she learns how to.
09:00
The doctors suspected a major of racism when an inordinate number of African-American soldiers from his unit arrive at the 4077th.
09:30
Colonel Potter calls Dr. Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical skills, and Winchester becomes the biggest slob in The Swamp.
10:00
Frightened for his life, Hawkeye decides to make out his will when he goes to the front to help at an aid station that comes under heavy shelling.
10:30
Charles, Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves in the unenviable position of having to decide which of the enlisted men gets recommended for a promotion.
11:00
After Matt is forced to kill the prisoner who had once saved his life, he is so devastated by the incident that he decides to give up his job the local marshal.
12:00
A blacksmith is forced to cut a large bar of gold into two pieces when a gang apprehends him and threatens him with the use of force.
13:00
A resentful ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty hostage while planning Matt's execution in retaliation for her husband's hanging.
14:00
Marshal Dillon is aided by a runaway, who appears to be friendly and kind, but later faces off against him as an adversary trying to bring about his downfall.
15:00
After a well-respected rancher and his son hang a man, they say nothing when an unkempt bounty hunter is held responsible for the crime.
16:00
When Andy and Helen get trapped in a cave during the town picnic, Barney risks being the laughing stock of the town when he organizes a rescue crew.
16:30
The jealous Opie learns a big life lesson when Andy teaches him the importance of sharing time with his friends and family.
17:00
Aunt Bee and the women of Mayberry crusade for more than they bargain for when they defend a farmer who is losing his farm for a new highway.
17:30
Andy and Barney are both hit on by an attractive and bold female prisoner who is locked behind bars in the Mayberry town jail.

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18:00
Barney devises a plan to catch the shoplifter at Weaver's Department Store by disguising himself as a mannequin, unaware that Mr. Weaver is also investigation.
18:30
Andy goes on a camping trip in the woods to get away from his duties as sheriff, but trouble finds him when an escaped prisoner discovers his campfire.
19:00
Raymond finds that his guilty conscience is affecting his game after he successfully tricks Debra into letting him play more rounds of golf.
19:30
Ray is shocked to learn that his parents were separated for a year, but wonders if it was such a bad thing when he considers how unhappy they are.
20:00
Debra reads an article that leads her to believe that her husband would be a much happier person if he could work within the confines of his own home.
20:30
Debra decides to write a children's book, and tries to get Raymond to help, but instead, he turns it into a competition with their daughter as the judge.
21:00
Raymond can't seem to understand why his father would possibly dislike an aquarium that he has purchased for the elder man's 65th birthday.
21:30
While attending a high school reunion, Ray remembers his days as a nerd, and discovers that Debra was one of the "cool people."
22:00
Debra gets fed up and writes an angry letter to Raymond's mother, and Ray tries to stop it, but finds that it may not have been such a bad idea.
22:30
When Frank fails to invite Raymond to participate in a Civil War reenactment, Ray joins the opposing side; the family, like the country, makes peace.
23:00
Doug is about to break the record at IPS for 951 perfect delivery days; Carrie is confused when she finds out Holly likes spending time with Arthur.
23:30
When Doug rear-ends Deacon and Kelly's car and doesn't want to use insurance to cover the cost, a fun night out turns into an argument of who's cheaper.
00:00
Carrie is excited to attend her company's retreat but Doug is dreading it and in a fit of boredom he lies to Carrie's boss and tells him he has climbed Everest.
00:30
After Arthur smashes Doug's pumpkin and forbids Halloween, an angry Doug decides to go overboard with decorations, causing Arthur to have a heart attack.
01:00
Carrie searches for items Arthur needs at the hospital before having heart surgery and she discovers her father kept her college acceptance letter.
01:30
Carrie and Doug argue over getting life insurance in order to care for her father and install an Arthur cam to watch him while he is alone in the basement.
02:00
A girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount; George attempts to use the shower at the health club as a bathroom.
02:30
Kramer makes a new deal with Jerry's father to sell beltless raincoats to a secondhand clothing shop; Elaine's latest boyfriend talks strangely.
03:00
Jerry and his latest girlfriend finally get alone time when they go on a date to see "Schindler's List," where Newman oversees them making out.
03:30
George panics when there is a false fire alarm at a kid's birthday party, abandoning everyone in his escape; Jerry gets revenge on a heckler.
04:00
When Ritchie begins asking endless questions about his newfound interest in religion after Richard and New Christine take him to a church festival.
04:30
When Barb announces that she and Pete are divorcing, Christine agrees to let her move in and tries to be supportive; Matthew is forced to move in with Richie.
05:00
After admitting her attraction to Stan, Christine feels guilt from Marly and Lindsay into serving lunch at Ritchie's school and finds herself serving with Stan.
05:30
Ritchie gets to go on a playdate with his fourth grade teacher Mr. Harris after Christine wins a raffle; Richard's father-son plans could spoil the fun.
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