TV Land TV Guide — Friday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Friday, 18 September 2026. 42 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E5 · Tube Stakes Comedy

Tube Stakes

Carrie feels so bad for leaving the garage door open, which led to Doug's big screen TV being stolen, that she goes out to buy him another one.
00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E6 · Doug Out Comedy

Doug Out

Doug and Carrie take Arthur to a Mets game to make up for calling him a demented circus monkey but wind up in the stadium jail.
01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E7 · Get Away Comedy

Get Away

Doug and Carrie discover what song Deacon and Kelly listen to during sex while at a B&B together and they get jealous when they hear the song constantly.
01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E8 · Dire Strayts Comedy

Dire Strayts

When Ray Barone and Debra come over for a BBQ, Carrie and Debra bond over their insensitive husbands while Doug and Ray just want to watch the game on TV.
02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E9 · I, Candy Comedy

I, Candy

Carrie finds it comical at first when Doug's whole attitude changes after a waitress flirts with him, but she's not amused when she sees how attractive she is.
02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E11 · Sparing Carrie Comedy

Sparing Carrie

Doug's bowling team's sponsorship is on the line unless they win and they are forced to kick Carrie off because of her playing, which leads to Doug faltering.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E11 · The Chinese Restaurant Comedy

The Chinese Restaurant

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E12 · The Busboy Comedy

The Busboy

George inadvertently gets a busboy fired, and after attempting to rectify the circumstances, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E1 · The Note Comedy

The Note

Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy.
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E2 · The Truth Comedy

The Truth

George's relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry's tax audit worries, until she becomes his former girlfriend; Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E3 · The Pen Comedy

The Pen

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents after a back breaking sofa bed and the disposition of a pen that writes upside-down.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E4 · The Dog Comedy

The Dog

Jerry is forced to watch an unruly dog for a fellow airline passenger who is sick in a Chicago hospital; Kramer tries breaking up with his girlfriend.

Morning

06:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E9 · Ritchie Has Two Mommies Comedy

Ritchie Has Two Mommies

Old Christine isn't quite sure how to take the situation when Richard continues to bring New Christine along with him to all of Ritchie's school functions.
06:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E10 · No Fault Divorce Comedy

No Fault Divorce

When her former marriage counselor comes into her gym, Christine starts to wonder what her motives were for encouraging her to divorce Richard.
07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S7 · E7 Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S7 · E8 Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E11 · Andy's Investment Comedy

Andy's Investment

Andy embarks on an entrepreneurial endeavor to fund Opie's future college career by starting a coin laundry business but is forced to abandon his plan.
08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E12 · Howard and Millie Comedy

Howard and Millie

Howard and Millie's love finally leads to a beautiful engagement of matrimony when he arrives at the bakery during her shift and proposes on the spot.
09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E13 · Aunt Bee's Cousin Comedy

Aunt Bee's Cousin

Aunt Bee's seemingly well-to-do cousin make a surprise and interesting appearance, but Andy learns he is not as wealthy as he appears to be.
09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E14 · Suppose Andy Gets Sick Comedy

Suppose Andy Gets Sick

Goober takes over everything at the station after Andy becomes ill with the flu and is unable to tend to his duties without disturbing Andy's rest.
10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E10 · The Korean Surgeon Comedy

The Korean Surgeon

A North Korean doctor arrives with the wounded and is passed off as South Korean but Frank and Hot Lips believe their new co-worker is a spy.
10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E11 · Hawkeye Get Your Gun Comedy

Hawkeye Get Your Gun

Potter and Hawkeye help out at a Korean hospital, but run into trouble on the way home and the colonel has to order Hawkeye to fire his weapon.
11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E12 · The Colonel's Horse Comedy

The Colonel's Horse

Hawkeye and B.J. have to perform a tricky procedure on Colonel Potter's colicky horse before Potter returns and remove Margaret's ailing appendix.
11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E13 · Exorcism Comedy

Exorcism

Colonel Potter orders Radar to have a spirit pole removed from the center of the compound and subsequently odd things begin to happen in the camp.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E20 · The Schoolmarm Drama

The Schoolmarm

After a schoolteacher is sexually assaulted by a drunkard, she is devastated to learn that she will become an unwed mother as a result of the attack.
13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E21 · Trail of Bloodshed Drama

Trail of Bloodshed

A vengeful man hunts the killer who murdered his father and robbed them of their money, while Festus goes along to keep him from taking the law into his hands.
14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E23 · To Ride a Yellow Horse Drama

To Ride a Yellow Horse

Orlo fights Newly for the affections of Anna May while she is away, and when Orlo hits his head on the wagon, he loses his memory.
15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E24 · Disciple Drama

Disciple

After Matt Dillion's arm is injured, he realizes he cannot protect himself as soon as word gets out and decides to leave Dodge temporarily.
16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E1 · Matt Dillon Must Die Drama

Matt Dillon Must Die

In order to get revenge for the death of one of their own, a family living in the mountains decides to capture Matt Dillon and hold him hostage.
17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E12 · Stranger in Town Comedy

Stranger in Town

Barney and Andy become suspicious of a stranger in Mayberry because he knows a lot about the town's people, and Barney believes the stranger is a spy.
17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E13 · Mayberry Goes Hollywood Comedy

Mayberry Goes Hollywood

Everyone in Mayberry goes wild when a Hollywood film crew decides to use Mayberry as the setting for a movie because of the town's unique charm.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E14 · The Horse Trader Comedy

The Horse Trader

Andy stretches the truth a little too close to snapping when trying to sell the old town cannon after he gave Opie the opposite advice.
18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E15 · Those Gossipin' Men Comedy

Those Gossipin' Men

Aunt Bee, fed up with Andy's ridiculing of women's obsession with gossiping, pulls a prank on him to prove men are completely capable of gossiping as well.
19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E16 · The Beauty Contest Comedy

The Beauty Contest

Andy faces a dilemma when he is chosen as the judge for the beauty pageant, whose contestants include Floyd's niece, the mayor's daughter and Ellie Walker.
19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E17 · Alcohol and Old Lace Comedy

Alcohol and Old Lace

Andy and Barney get smashed and are shocked when the trail they have been following places them face-to-face with two spinster sisters.
20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E23 · Confronting the Attacker Comedy

Confronting the Attacker

When he tries to return to the force, Robert finds that his attack still bothers him, and will continue to until he confronts his attacker.
20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E24 · Robert's Divorce Comedy

Robert's Divorce

Spotting Robert's ex-wife prompts everyone to reflect on his divorce, and when she suggests they get together, Robert is intrigued.
21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S5 · E1 · Italy, Part 1 Comedy

Italy, Part 1

Marie surprises everyone by taking the family to Italy, but Raymond finds a way to not enjoy himself, while Robert falls for a beautiful Italian woman.
21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S5 · E2 · Italy, Part 2 Comedy

Italy, Part 2

While the rest of the family has the time of their life, Raymond slowly recovers from his illness and begins to come around in regard to the wonders of Italy.
22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S5 · E3 · The Wallpaper Comedy

The Wallpaper

After Marie crashes a car through the front of his house, Raymond finally feels that he must explain to his parents how he feels about their intrusiveness.
22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S5 · E4 · Meant to Be Comedy

Meant to Be

Robert spends his time attempting to decide which of three women he desires to spend the rest of his life with, and the girls spend time together.
23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S5 · E5 · Pet Cemetery Comedy

Pet Cemetery

After Raymond accidentally kills Ally's pet hamster, Debra insists that he give it a proper funeral to help their daughter get closure.

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Morning

Daytime

Evening

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