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Arthur tests the limits of Doug's patience while traveling to St. Louis for the NCAA Final Four playoffs; Carrie gets an unexpected visitor.

Holly realizes an offer to redecorate her van served as a smokescreen for Carrie's true agenda; Doug is infuriated by a waitress' apparent laziness.

Carrie is wracked by guilt over a checkout error after she becomes stranded inside a church during a snowstorm; Doug gives in-law advice to a stranger.

Carrie pretends Spence is her husband after Doug accidentally spills food on one of her biggest clients; Holly's uncle steals the spotlight from Arthur.

Carrie grows irate after learning Doug's true motivation behind their romantic weekend getaway; Spence and Danny pose as a gay couple to get a free plasma TV.

Doug and Carrie compete against Lou Ferrigno for the rights to purchase their deceased neighbor's home; Arthur worries about his new medication's side effects.

Jerry and the gang separate to try and locate Kramer's lost car in a huge shopping mall parking garage; Jerry gets busted for urinating in public.

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion; George has Elaine take an I.Q. test in his place.

While listening to a tape of his previous night's show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks extremely dirty into his tape recorder.

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model; George is dating a big-nosed woman.

After going on ten dates with Burton, Christine wonders if the time has come to take the next step and invite him over to meet her son.

Concerned with the lack of diversity at Ritchie's school, Christine decides to remedy the situation, but her efforts have some unforeseen consequences.

Christine insists that she wants to spend some time alone after breaking up with Burton, but a humiliating experience dining out makes her rethink her feelings.

Christine wants to throw a party for Ritchie's ninth birthday that will impress the other parents, but finds the cost of a party planner discouraging.

Zayn tells Drew about his new album and then he and Drew get tattoos together.

It's a special Design by Drew with Will Taylor and Arhaus.

Barney returns to Mayberry for a high school reunion and learns that his former girlfriend Thelma Lou has married someone else.

Barney's courage is questioned, which leads him to go after a dangerous escaped convict in the hope of proving himself to the townspeople.

Aunt Bee is at a loss when she has misplaced a rare piece of jewelry, but she files a claim to collect the insurance and spends the money promptly.

The townsfolk struggle with the sudden arrival of a disreputable promoter and a troublesome thug claiming to be a distant relative of the legendary Wyatt Earp,

The army attempts to get a North Korean pilot to defect; Charles is shocked when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

Hoping to save himself some embarrassment, Hawkeye raises his guard when B.J. plans to pull off the most elaborate prank the compound has ever seen.

Hawkeye has a difficult time presenting a eulogy for a dead nurse he briefly dated who cared about him and the crew more than they knew.

Hawkeye and Charles start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe is going to visit the compound; B.J. agonizes when he fails to rescue a wounded soldier from danger.

Kitty and the deputies are caught in the midst of a train robbery while transporting a wounded Matt to a doctor that can perform surgery.

Doc Adams and the others do their best to thwart a gang of train robbers while making sure Matt is kept safe and sound in the baggage car.

While Festus and Newly try to get the train started again, Pinkerton heads back to the train to make certain he gets his long-awaited revenge against Matt.

After a handyman rescues seven orphans from their overbearing caretaker, the residents of Dodge City band together to give the children their first Christmas.

In order to clear his son from a large gambling debt, a rancher and his employees come up with a scheme to frame an innocent man for the theft of livestock.

A barber from Raleigh gives Floyd the chance to be the proprietor of a two-chair shop, but it turns out that he is actually a bookie trying to avoid the heat.

A news tycoon swears revenge on the sheriff after being arrested in Mayberry and enlists an investigative reporter to dig up dirt on Andy.