TV Land TV Guide — Saturday, 18 July 2026

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Saturday, 18 July 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E2 · Vocal Discord Comedy

Vocal Discord

Carrie's argument with Doug becomes so heated that she ends up recording the spat in order to analyze it, and the two of them realize that they need counseling.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E3 · Consummate Professional Comedy

Consummate Professional

Doug reveals that he is ineligible for his 10-year raise at IPS because his suppose start date was part of a lie he used to sleep with her years ago.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E4 · Like Hell Comedy

Like Hell

While Doug tries to figure out why the new guy doesn't seem to like him, Carrie fears that she is also unpopular at work.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E5 · Sandwiched Out Comedy

Sandwiched Out

Deacon manages to have a local sandwich named after himself, and Doug enviously attempts to sabotage his friend while searching for his own culinary namesake.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E6 · Shear Torture Comedy

Shear Torture

Carrie is furious when she finds out about Doug's attractive new hairstylist; Spence gets a special guest for the sci-fi convention.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E7 · Inn Escapable Comedy

Inn Escapable

While Doug and Carrie try and get away from their romantic getaway, Arthur pretends that Deacon is his lover after getting stood up.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E6 · The Parking Garage Comedy

The Parking Garage

Jerry and the gang separate to try and locate Kramer's lost car in a huge shopping mall parking garage; Jerry gets busted for urinating in public.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E7 · The Cafe Comedy

The Cafe

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion; George has Elaine take an I.Q. test in his place.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E8 · The Tape Comedy

The Tape

While listening to a tape of his previous night's show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks extremely dirty into his tape recorder.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E9 · The Nose Job Comedy

The Nose Job

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model; George is dating a big-nosed woman.

05:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S2 · E10 · What About Barb? Comedy

What About Barb?

After Barb starts working at the women's gym, which Christine owns, the two don't see eye to eye on how to run things; Matthew helps find a sitter.

05:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S2 · E11 · Crash Comedy

Crash

After Christine's hybrid and Marly's SUV collide in the parking lot, Christine is forced to go against her principles and rent a luxury SUV.

Morning

06:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S2 · E12 · Ritchie Scores Comedy

Ritchie Scores

Christine signs up Ritchie for a soccer team due to a comment that came from Mr. Harris concerning Ritchie's inability to make friends.

06:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S2 · E13 · Endless Shrimp, Endless Night Comedy

Endless Shrimp, Endless Night

Richard attempts to get Ritchie's interest in his career; Christine, being a helpful sister, tries to re-ignite the relationship between Matthew and his ex.

07:00 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E24 · Happy Birthday Comedy

Happy Birthday

Dan decides to build Roseanne an office for her birthday so that she will finally have a place to work, but soon after she is stricken with writer's block.

07:36 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E1 · The Test Comedy

The Test

Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again and gathers the family together, but things go bad when the family voices their unwanted opinions.

08:12 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E2 · Friends and Relatives Comedy

Friends and Relatives

Dan has never had a problem with lending money to Arnie but is forced to ask his own family for a loan when a situation comes up and Arnie can't pay him back.

08:48 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E3 · Like a Virgin Comedy

Like a Virgin

Roseanne feels it is time to have the talk with Becky after witnessing a number of guys giving her attention, but she finds out it's Darlene who needs the talk.

09:24 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E4 · Like a New Job Comedy

Like a New Job

Roseanne decides to take a second job at a coffee shop to add onto her busy schedule, leaving Dan to watch over the family while she is working.

10:00 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E5 · Goodbye, Mr. Right Comedy

Goodbye, Mr. Right

Jackie is injured in the line of duty, and when her boyfriend comes to visit, he informs her that he doesn't want to always be concerned about her.

10:36 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E6 · Becky, Beds and Boys Comedy

Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky brings home a new boyfriend that Roseanne and Dan instantly dislike, and when the couple continues to miss curfews, Dan forbids her from seeing him.

11:12 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E7 · Trick or Treat Comedy

Trick or Treat

Roseanne learns a lot about the opposite sex when her lumberjack costume for a Halloween party turns out to be a little too convincing.

11:48 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E8 · PMS, I Love You Comedy

PMS, I Love You

Dan's birthday has arrived, but unfortunately on the same day that Roseanne's PMS hits, as he tries to come up with any excuse to get out of the house.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E9 · Bird is the Word Comedy

Bird is the Word

Becky is suspended from school for making an obscene gesture in her class photo but is made instantly popular throughout the school for what she did.

13:00 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E10 · Dream Lover Comedy

Dream Lover

Roseanne is concerned about a romantic dream that Dan is having while he is asleep and goes on the hunt to locate this woman that he is dreaming about.

13:36 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E11 · Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? Comedy

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dan and Roseanne come up with an idea to teach the girls a lesson for continuously breaking curfew by celebrating the anniversary of their first lovemaking.

14:12 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E12 · Confessions Comedy

Confessions

Bev decides to pay a surprise visit to Roseanne's house, tricking Jackie into visiting for a heated argument between the three women over past events.

14:48 36m

Roseanne

S3 · E13 · The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father Comedy

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Roseanne sets up Crystal with a guy she mat the diner, but when they come over for dinner, Dan learns that she has been seeing his father and plans to get wed.

15:24 36m

Roseanne

S8 · E23 · The Wedding Comedy

The Wedding

Emotions consume Roseanne and Dan as they prepare for Darlene and David to wed, but the ceremony is interrupted by a life-threatening situation.

16:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E15 · Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore Comedy

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Becky has become fed up with Roseanne butting in her life and decides to run away and stay with Jackie, who is against her doing this at first.

16:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E16 · Home-Ec Comedy

Home-Ec

Darlene becomes embarrassed at school about her family's lack of money when Roseanne teaches a lesson in real-life family budgeting to her class.

17:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E17 · Valentine's Day Comedy

Valentine's Day

Dan finds himself in trouble after forgetting a gift for Roseanne on Valentine's Day and has to go lingerie shopping with her as his punishment for his mistake.

17:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E18 · Communicable Theater Comedy

Communicable Theater

Roseanne is left to take care of the whole family when Dan gets the flu, leaving her to make him feel better along with all the tasks the kids bring her.

Evening

18:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E10 · The Stranded Comedy

The Stranded

Jerry and Elaine join George for a special party, where they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations; George has an office romance.

18:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E11 · The Alternate Side Comedy

The Alternate Side

After his car is stolen, Jerry attempts to call the alleged criminal, who answers the phone; Elaine starts to grow tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend.

19:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E12 · The Red Dot Comedy

The Red Dot

Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon; George buys Elaine an $85 cashmere sweater discounted because of a red dot.

19:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E13 · The Subway Comedy

The Subway

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.

20:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E14 · The Pez Dispenser Comedy

The Pez Dispenser

Jerry's Pez dispenser makes Elaine laugh during George's girlfriend's piano recital and puts their relationship in jeopardy; Kramer joins the Polar Bear club.

20:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E16 · The Fix-Up Comedy

The Fix-Up

After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine's friend on a blind date and await the results; Kramer gives away condoms.

21:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E17 · The Boyfriend, Part 1 Comedy

The Boyfriend, Part 1

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression, but after being introduced to Elaine, Keith breaks his date with Jerry to make one with her.

21:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E18 · The Boyfriend, Part 2 Comedy

The Boyfriend, Part 2

Elaine and Keith are hitting it off until he pulls out a cigarette; Keith wants Jerry to help him move, leading Jerry along with Elaine to breakup with Keith.

22:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E19 · The Limo Comedy

The Limo

Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane, but their false identities land them in hot water.

22:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E20 · The Good Samaritan Comedy

The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver to confront her, but he ends up asking her on a date; Kramer has violent reactions to Mary Hart's voice.

23:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E21 · The Letter Comedy

The Letter

Kramer poses for a painting that an elderly couple becomes obsessed about; George feels obligated to buy expensive art from Jerry's new girlfriend.

23:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E22 · The Parking Space Comedy

The Parking Space

George gets into a confrontation about a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment; Kramer tells Jerry about his friend Mike and calls him a phony.

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Evening

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