TV Land TV Guide — Saturday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Saturday, 8 August 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E18 · Papa Pill Comedy

Papa Pill

Carrie enrolls Arthur in Theme Dances at the senior center but after two nights, Arthur swears hell's wrath would be better and begs Doug not to make him go.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E19 · Package Deal Comedy

Package Deal

Doug is unsatisfied with IPS and hears that FedEx drivers make double the amount he does so he tries to barter for a raise but gets fired instead.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E20 · Separation Anxiety Comedy

Separation Anxiety

Deacon babysits while Kelly goes to the movies with Carrie but while there, one of Carrie's co-workers shows interest in Kelly which makes Deacon jealous.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E21 · Departure Time Comedy

Departure Time

Doug's parents ask for a visit at the airport while on layover and unbeknownst to Doug, they want him to sign their living wills and ultimately "pull the plug."

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E22 · Swim Neighbors Comedy

Swim Neighbors

The neighbors are upset when Carrie rejects an idea of a combined back yard so they erect an aboveground pool that overlooks Carrie's back yard.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E23 · S'no Job Comedy

S'no Job

Arthur spends his time filing out comment cards; Doug is asked to find work for his wayward cousin and turns to O'Boyle to help him.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E1 · The Butter Shave Comedy

The Butter Shave

Kramer takes to using butter as a skin moisturizer until he accidentally cooks himself sunbathing; Elaine and Putty return from their journey to Europe.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E2 · The Voice Comedy

The Voice

Jerry must decide between keeping his girlfriend and the funny voice he created to mock her; Kramer hires an intern to help him with menial tasks.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E3 · The Serenity Now Comedy

The Serenity Now

Frank and Kramer's new relaxation technique proves to have a detrimental effect; George competes with a former rival to sell computers for his father.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E4 · The Blood Comedy

The Blood

Jerry is transfused with Kramer's blood after a mishap in the kitchen; George forms an unhealthy connection between food and sex; Elaine fails to babysit well.

05:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E5 · I'll Show You Mine Comedy

I'll Show You Mine

After going on ten dates with Burton, Christine wonders if the time has come to take the next step and invite him over to meet her son.

05:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E6 · The Other F Word Comedy

The Other F Word

Concerned with the lack of diversity at Ritchie's school, Christine decides to remedy the situation, but her efforts have some unforeseen consequences.

Morning

06:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E7 · A Long Day's Journey into Stan Comedy

A Long Day's Journey into Stan

Christine insists that she wants to spend some time alone after breaking up with Burton, but a humiliating experience dining out makes her rethink her feelings.

06:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E8 · Teach Your Children Well Comedy

Teach Your Children Well

Christine wants to throw a party for Ritchie's ninth birthday that will impress the other parents, but finds the cost of a party planner discouraging.

07:00 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E7 · Halloween IV Comedy

Halloween IV

Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future after losing her holiday spirit and staying at home alone.

07:36 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E8 · Ladies' Choice Comedy

Ladies' Choice

Roseanne and Jackie are surprised when Nancy announces that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev decides that she will be moving into the Lanford retirement home.

08:12 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E9 · Stand on Your Man Comedy

Stand on Your Man

The gals go to self defense class after a frightening man shows up to the new diner's grand opening; hearing that Nancy is gay, Arnie questions his manhood.

08:48 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E10 · Good Girls, Bad Girls Comedy

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Darlene begs Roseanne to let her go see one of her favorite bands, but she becomes very skeptical when she finds out it's Molly who has the tickets.

09:24 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E11 · Of Ice and Men Comedy

Of Ice and Men

DJ becomes the terror of the rink after he takes up hockey; Roseanne involves herself with Fisher and Jackie to get them back together.

10:00 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E12 · It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays Comedy

It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A snowstorm blows through the city and traps everyone inside where they currently are situated, leaving Dan and D.J. to cook dinner at the house.

10:36 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E13 · Crime and Punishment (Part 1 of 2) Comedy

Crime and Punishment (Part 1 of 2)

Dan is called into the school by the principal after D.J. is caught with offensive reading material; Dan finds out the reason behind Jackie's mood swings.

11:12 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E14 · War and Peace (Part 2 of 2) Comedy

War and Peace (Part 2 of 2)

Dan returns home to rumors about how he ended up in jail for the night, but they don't match up with what happened; Jackie picks up her things from Fisher's.

11:48 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E15 · Lanford Daze Comedy

Lanford Daze

Darlene doesn't like the Lunch Box or the food they serve, but when she is caught vandalizing the restaurant, she is forced to sell their food at the fair.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E16 · Wait 'Till Your Father Gets Home Comedy

Wait 'Till Your Father Gets Home

Roseanne's father passes away, leaving a large impact on the lives of the women in his life when Roseanne volunteers to handle the arrangements.

13:00 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E17 · First Cousin, Twice Removed Comedy

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Roseanne hasn't seen her cousin in 25 years, but when she visits Lanford to make amends with her, Roseanne has to think whether she should forgive her cousin.

13:36 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E18 · Lose a Job, Winnebago Comedy

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Roseanne joins the Tildens when they announce that they are taking a road trip vacation in their Winnebago; Roseanne encourages the Tildens to go to California.

14:12 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E19 · It's a Boy! Comedy

It's a Boy!

Dan and Roseanne initially refuse to let Darlene's boyfriend move into their home, but they change their minds after meeting his abusive mother.

14:48 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E20 · It Was Twenty Years Ago Today Comedy

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Roseanne and Dan celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary, but they struggle with what to give one another; Dan finds out Roseanne bought him an expensive gift.

15:24 36m

Roseanne

S5 · E21 · Playing with Matches Comedy

Playing with Matches

Weary of having their mother hanging around, Roseanne and Jackie encourage a relationship between Beverly and her friend from the retirement community.

16:00 30m

Roseanne

S5 · E22 · Promises, Promises Comedy

Promises, Promises

Darlene agrees to go to the prom with David after she strikes a deal with Roseanne; Darlene has a surprise for her boyfriend after the prom.

16:30 30m

Roseanne

S5 · E23 · Glengarry, Glen Rosey Comedy

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

The Conners are happy when it looks like the house Dan invests in is going to pay off; Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when their buyer backs out.

17:00 30m

Roseanne

S5 · E24 · Tooth or Consequences Comedy

Tooth or Consequences

Dan finds that he needs a steadier job after he knocks one of Roseanne's teeth out by accident; David is rejected from art school while Darlene is accepted.

17:30 30m

Roseanne

S5 · E25 · Daughters and Other Strangers Comedy

Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne is concerned that Darlene will leave to go to school in Chicago and decides to watch her every move; Roseanne looks through Darlene's room.

Evening

18:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E5 · The Junk Mail Comedy

The Junk Mail

Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.

18:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E6 · The Merv Griffin Show Comedy

The Merv Griffin Show

After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine does battle with a co-worke

19:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E7 · The Slicer Comedy

The Slicer

Dissatisfied with the quality of the meat in his sandwiches, Kramer gets a meat slicer; Jerry develops a skin condition and blames his new doctor girlfriend.

19:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E8 · The Betrayal Comedy

The Betrayal

Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by sleeping with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.

20:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E9 · The Apology Comedy

The Apology

George is angered when an old acquaintance withholds an apology; Jerry's girlfriend is too comfortable with her nudity; Elaine works with a germ-o-phoebe.

20:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E10 · The Strike Comedy

The Strike

Kramer resumes work at his old bagel job after a lengthy strike; George tries to escape Festivus, the holiday alternative to Christmas that his father created.

21:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E11 · The Dealership Comedy

The Dealership

Jerry is forced to mend Elaine and Putty's rocky relationship if he hopes to get an insider deal on his new car; George struggles to expose a candy conspiracy.

21:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E12 · The Reverse Peephole Comedy

The Reverse Peephole

Kramer and Newman scramble for a resolution when the landlord threatens eviction after discovering their reversed peepholes; Elaine hates Putty's new fur.

22:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E13 · The Cartoon Comedy

The Cartoon

Elaine obsesses over an ambiguous cartoon in The New Yorker; an old acquaintance of Susan's starts up a successful one-woman show demonizing Jerry.

22:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E14 · The Strongbox Comedy

The Strongbox

Kramer acquires a strong box to keep valuables but cannot decide where to hide the key; Jerry has a disastrous falling out with his neighbor across the hall.

23:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E15 · The Wizard Comedy

The Wizard

Jerry gets his father a new organizer; Kramer retires to Florida and picks up condominium politics; Elaine is unsure of her new boyfriend's ethnic background.

23:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E16 · The Burning Comedy

The Burning

Elaine discovers that Puddy is overtly religious; George makes an effort to increase his general showmanship by leaving all meetings on a high note.

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Daytime

Evening

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