Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Saturday, 31 October 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.
Early Morning
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00:00 30m
The King of Queens
S4 · E6 · Ticker Treat ComedyTicker TreatAfter Arthur smashes Doug's pumpkin and forbids Halloween, an angry Doug decides to go overboard with decorations, causing Arthur to have a heart attack. -
00:30 30m
The King of Queens
S1 · E15 · Crappy Birthday ComedyCrappy BirthdayA depressed Carrie asks Doug to ignore her 30th birthday, which suits Doug just fine because he wants to watch an ultimate fighting tournament on TV. -
01:00 30m
The King of Queens
S1 · E16 · S'ain't Valentine's ComedyS'ain't Valentine'sValentine's Day for Doug and Carrie is dinner and an empty house, but before they can celebrate, Doug goes to Spence's for his birthday and gets trapped. -
01:30 30m
The King of Queens
S1 · E17 · Court Date ComedyCourt DatePrompted by a fear of higher insurance, Doug tells Carrie to accept a date with the cop who wrote her a ticket, causing Arthur to think she's having an affair. -
02:00 30m
The King of Queens
S1 · E18 · White Collar ComedyWhite CollarDoug receives a promotion to work behind a desk after his supervisor falls ill, but he finds that he would rather be out driving a truck. -
02:30 30m
The King of Queens
S1 · E19 · Rayny Day ComedyRayny DayDoug ditches Richie for a day of golf with Ray Barone; Ray's mom, Marie, waits at the house, showing Carrie how to clean, and Carrie takes full advantage. -
03:00 30m
Seinfeld
S5 · E17 · The Wife ComedyThe WifeA girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount; George attempts to use the shower at the health club as a bathroom. -
03:30 30m
Seinfeld
S5 · E18 · The Raincoats, Part 1 ComedyThe Raincoats, Part 1Kramer makes a new deal with Jerry's father to sell beltless raincoats to a secondhand clothing shop; Elaine's latest boyfriend talks strangely. -
04:00 30m
Seinfeld
S5 · E19 · The Raincoats, Part 2 ComedyThe Raincoats, Part 2Jerry and his latest girlfriend finally get alone time when they go on a date to see "Schindler's List," where Newman oversees them making out. -
04:30 30m
Seinfeld
S5 · E20 · The Fire ComedyThe FireGeorge panics when there is a false fire alarm at a kid's birthday party, abandoning everyone in his escape; Jerry gets revenge on a heckler. -
05:00 30m
Seinfeld
S5 · E21 · The Hamptons ComedyThe HamptonsThe gang takes a trip to the Hamptons for a weekend; George is upset when he finds his girlfriend enjoys topless sunbathing; Kramer steals lobsters. -
05:30 30m
Seinfeld
S5 · E22 · The Opposite ComedyThe OppositeGeorge's life turns around when he adopts a new opposite philosophy; Kramer appears on "Regis and Kathy Lee" to promote his new coffee table book.
Morning
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06:00 30m
The New Adventures of Old Christine
S5 · E17 · Up in the Airport ComedyUp in the AirportChristine decides that Ritchie deserves to go on a real family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't quite turn out as intended. -
06:30 30m
The New Adventures of Old Christine
S5 · E18 · Revenge Makeover ComedyRevenge MakeoverOld Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy beauty salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard has secretly planned. -
07:00 36m
Roseanne
S2 · E7 · Boo! ComedyBoo!Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war. -
07:36 36m
Roseanne
S3 · E7 · Trick or Treat ComedyTrick or TreatRoseanne learns a lot about the opposite sex when her lumberjack costume for a Halloween party turns out to be a little too convincing. -
08:12 36m
Roseanne
S4 · E6 · Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down ComedyTrick Me Up, Trick Me DownRoseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend. -
08:48 36m
Roseanne
S5 · E7 · Halloween IV ComedyHalloween IVRoseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future after losing her holiday spirit and staying at home alone. -
09:24 36m
Roseanne
S6 · E6 · Halloween V ComedyHalloween VThe Halloween dinner at the diner gets intense when Nancy announces that Dan doesn't like her; Roseanne learns that Darlene and David are dating other people. -
10:00 36m
Roseanne
S7 · E6 · Skeleton in the Closet ComedySkeleton in the ClosetLeon hosts a large Halloween party inviting the Lunch Box gang and a group of his gay friends; Jackie and Roseanne decide their hairdresser wears a wig. -
10:36 36m
Roseanne
S8 · E5 · Halloween: The Final Chapter ComedyHalloween: The Final ChapterHalloween has arrived as Dan and David entertain the kids in the neighborhood, while an Ouija board tells Roseanne that she is going to go into labor. -
11:12 36m
Roseanne
S9 · E7 · Satan, Darling ComedySatan, DarlingJackie and Roseanne decide to head out for the night to a party in New York, where they meet various people of Manhattan's elite and two British women. -
11:48 36m
Roseanne
S2 · E7 · Boo! ComedyBoo!Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war.
Daytime
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12:24 36m
Roseanne
S3 · E7 · Trick or Treat ComedyTrick or TreatRoseanne learns a lot about the opposite sex when her lumberjack costume for a Halloween party turns out to be a little too convincing. -
13:00 36m
Roseanne
S4 · E6 · Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down ComedyTrick Me Up, Trick Me DownRoseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend. -
13:36 36m
Roseanne
S5 · E7 · Halloween IV ComedyHalloween IVRoseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future after losing her holiday spirit and staying at home alone. -
14:12 36m
Roseanne
S6 · E6 · Halloween V ComedyHalloween VThe Halloween dinner at the diner gets intense when Nancy announces that Dan doesn't like her; Roseanne learns that Darlene and David are dating other people. -
14:48 36m
Roseanne
S7 · E6 · Skeleton in the Closet ComedySkeleton in the ClosetLeon hosts a large Halloween party inviting the Lunch Box gang and a group of his gay friends; Jackie and Roseanne decide their hairdresser wears a wig. -
15:24 36m
Roseanne
S8 · E5 · Halloween: The Final Chapter ComedyHalloween: The Final ChapterHalloween has arrived as Dan and David entertain the kids in the neighborhood, while an Ouija board tells Roseanne that she is going to go into labor. -
16:00 30m
Roseanne
S9 · E7 · Satan, Darling ComedySatan, DarlingJackie and Roseanne decide to head out for the night to a party in New York, where they meet various people of Manhattan's elite and two British women. -
16:30 30m
Roseanne
S2 · E7 · Boo! ComedyBoo!Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war. -
17:00 30m
Roseanne
S3 · E7 · Trick or Treat ComedyTrick or TreatRoseanne learns a lot about the opposite sex when her lumberjack costume for a Halloween party turns out to be a little too convincing. -
17:30 30m
Roseanne
S4 · E6 · Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down ComedyTrick Me Up, Trick Me DownRoseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend.
Evening
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18:00 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E1 · The Chaperone ComedyThe ChaperoneJerry gets a date with a Miss America contestant, only to be foiled by Kramer, who acts as a chaperone; Elaine gets a job as Mr. Pitt's personal secretary. -
18:30 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E2 · The Big Salad ComedyThe Big SaladGeorge gets upset when his girlfriend is thanked for a dinner he bought; Jerry becomes obsessed when he finds that his current girlfriend once dated Newman. -
19:00 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E3 · The Pledge Drive ComedyThe Pledge DriveIn an effort to please his new girlfriend, Jerry agrees to host a pledge drive for PBS; George is convinced that a waitress keeps giving him the finger. -
19:30 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E4 · The Chinese Woman ComedyThe Chinese WomanJerry feels misled when his mysterious Chinese date ends up not being Chinese; Elaine ruins her friend's latest relationship with a man who likes to talk. -
20:00 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E5 · The Couch ComedyThe CouchJerry's new couch is ruined when Elaine upsets a man with a bladder condition; Kramer starts up his new pizza business; George joins a book club. -
20:30 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E6 · The Gymnast ComedyThe GymnastJerry's excitement about dating a gymnast diminishes after bad sex; George's girlfriend catches him eating out of the trash; Kramer passes a kidney stone. -
21:00 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E7 · The Soup ComedyThe SoupJerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, provided that he will treat him to a meal; Elaine dates a bouncer from England; Kramer decides to eat fresh. -
21:30 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E8 · The Mom & Pop Store ComedyThe Mom & Pop StoreGeorge buys a convertible once owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business; Elaine wins tickets to a parade for Mr. Pitt. -
22:00 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E9 · The Secretary ComedyThe SecretaryGeorge passes up hiring a beautiful secretary for an ordinary woman, in the hopes of less distraction; Jerry catches his dry cleaner wearing his clothes. -
22:30 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E11 · The Switch ComedyThe SwitchJerry attempts an impossible switch when he finds that he likes his girlfriend's roommate more than her; George is convinced that his new girlfriend is bulimic. -
23:00 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E13 · The Scofflaw ComedyThe ScofflawKramer discovers that Newman is being fanatically hunted by the police for hundreds of unpaid parking tickets; George's friend lies about having cancer. -
23:30 30m
Seinfeld
S6 · E14 · Highlights of 100, Part 1 ComedyHighlights of 100, Part 1Jerry introduces a retrospective program that offers many highlights from the first 99 episodes of TV's popular "show about nothing".