TV Land TV Guide — Saturday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Saturday, 10 October 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E4 · Dreading Vows Comedy

Dreading Vows

When Doug and Carrie decide to renew their vows, they are faced with complications, such as finding a chimpanzee to stand in as Doug's best man.
00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E5 · Nocturnal Omission Comedy

Nocturnal Omission

Carrie finds out that Deacon has weekend plans with another woman and wants Doug to tell him his ex-wife, Kelly, has plans to reunite.
01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E6 · Affidavit Justice Comedy

Affidavit Justice

Carrie's law firm asks Doug to pretend to be a lawyer and join the company softball team, which worries Carrie; Arthur thinks his family used to own slaves.
01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E7 · Secret Garden Comedy

Secret Garden

Carrie finds the gynecologist of her dreams but fears she will lose him when she refers Danny to do his landscaping and Danny overcharges for a botched job.
02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E8 · Eggsit Strategy Comedy

Eggsit Strategy

Carrie fears for her job when her supervisor is let go, and Doug worries about his as well after a practical joke backfires at work.
02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E10 · American Idle Comedy

American Idle

After losing her job, Carrie suffers from extreme laziness and lack of motivation, but then she and Arthur start a company making decorative cell phone covers.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E20 · The Junior Mint Comedy

The Junior Mint

While watching an operation, Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry has a date with a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E21 · The Smelly Car Comedy

The Smelly Car

Jerry and Elaine try to discover the origin of a mysterious and pungent odor left in Jerry's car; George wants Susan back after he learns she is a lesbian.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E22 · The Handicap Spot Comedy

The Handicap Spot

An angry mob trashes Frank's car when George parks it in a handicap spot; the gang splits the cost of a big screen TV for the Drake's wedding.
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E23 · The Pilot, Part 1 Comedy

The Pilot, Part 1

Jerry and George get the green light to produce "Jerry," the pilot for the series based on their nothing lives; George thinks an actor stole his box of raisins.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E24 · The Pilot, Part 2 Comedy

The Pilot, Part 2

The pilot is short lived when Russell mysteriously disappears and the new NBC president thinks Jerry cannot act; George asks TV Kramer about the raisins.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E1 · The Mango Comedy

The Mango

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms; George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below his belt.

Morning

06:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S3 · E5 · Between a Rock and a Hard Place Comedy

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Christine tries her best to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; after going to therapy, Matthew learns his relationship with Christine is unhealthy.
06:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S3 · E6 · The New Adventures of Old Christine Comedy

The New Adventures of Old Christine

After reluctantly agreeing to let New Christine set her up on a blind date, Christine is surprised when she learns that he is considerably younger than her.
07:00 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E5 · Tolerate Thy Neighbor Comedy

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

New neighbors the Bowmans go out of town and a moving truck pulls up to their house while Roseanne watches, unaware they are actually getting robbed.
07:36 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E6 · Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down Comedy

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Roseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend.
08:12 36m

Roseanne

Vegas Part 1 Comedy

Vegas Part 1

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.
08:48 36m

Roseanne

Vegas Part 2 Comedy

Vegas Part 2

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.
09:24 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E9 · Stressed to Kill Comedy

Stressed to Kill

Roseanne becomes frazzled as she tries to quit smoking cold turkey while working two jobs; Becky gets into trouble for helping Darlene with a school project.
10:00 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E11 · Kansas City, Here We Come Comedy

Kansas City, Here We Come

Jackie has to make a trip to Topeka and wants Roseanne to come along so they can visit their father's mistress that they haven't seen in a long time.
10:36 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E13 · Bingo Comedy

Bingo

Roseanne reluctantly goes with Crystal to play bingo, but after winning $50 she gets hooked on the game and leaves Dan and the kids to look after the baby.
11:12 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E14 · The Bowling Show Comedy

The Bowling Show

Dan and Arnie are on the worst bowling team in the league, but when they start making progress to get out of last place, unexpected competition arises.
11:48 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E15 · The Back Story Comedy

The Back Story

Bev comes to the aid of the Conners when Roseanne throws her back out and is bed-ridden, instantly becoming loved by the children as she spoils them all.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E16 · Less Is More Comedy

Less Is More

Roseanne makes a trip to the doctor after throwing her back out and brings Jackie along, realizing it was a bad decision when Jackie begins flirting with him.
13:00 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E17 · Breaking Up Is Hard To Do Comedy

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Dan and Roseanne are happy to find out that Becky has broken up with Mark after an argument about his selfish ways, leaving Jackie and Roseanne to cheer her up.
13:36 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E18 · This Old House Comedy

This Old House

Roseanne and Jackie take one last trip to see their childhood home and reminisce about their memories, reminding her to give Darlene a stricter punishment.
14:12 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E19 · The Commercial Show Comedy

The Commercial Show

The Conners are elated when they are filmed in a television advertisement for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but when the commercial airs, the family is excluded.
14:48 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E20 · Therapy Comedy

Therapy

Roseanne agrees to accompany Jackie when she visits her therapist, where Roseanne says that dull Art is the perfect man for Jackie to be with.
15:24 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E21 · Lies Comedy

Lies

Rodbell's new regulations require employees to take a lie detector test to see if they are stealing from the restaurant, infuriating Roseanne over the idea.
16:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E22 · Deliverance Comedy

Deliverance

Dan coaches Crystal as she goes into labor; Roseanne and Bonnie fight about the replacement for Leon; David gets a message to stop crowding Darlene.
16:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E23 · Secrets Comedy

Secrets

Problems with Becky turn Mark to drinking and Dan covers for him with Roseanne in order to keep both of them out of trouble for going to the Lobo Lounge.
17:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E24 · Don't Make Me Over Comedy

Don't Make Me Over

The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day, but the kids' ulterior motive to attend a rock concert is foiled when they are told they can't go.
17:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E25 · Aliens Comedy

Aliens

Roseanne and Dan start searching for any good news after the diner and the bike shop are both shut down, leaving them out of work and no means of money.

Evening

18:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E3 · The Glasses Comedy

The Glasses

George's glasses are stolen so he goes to see Kramer's friend to get a thirty percent discount on a new pair; Elaine becomes afraid of dogs.
18:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E2 · The Puffy Shirt Comedy

The Puffy Shirt

George's new gig as a hand model has him obsessed about hand safety; Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear a puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend on TV.
19:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E4 · The Sniffing Accountant Comedy

The Sniffing Accountant

Jerry, Kramer and Newman hatch a scheme to find out if Jerry's accountant uses drugs; George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman.
19:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E5 · The Bris Comedy

The Bris

Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn; George nabs great parking spot.
20:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E6 · The Lip Reader Comedy

The Lip Reader

Jerry becomes smitten over a line judge at the U.S. open, but after finally getting her attention, he discovers that she is deaf; Kramer becomes a ball boy.
20:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E7 · The Non-Fat Yogurt Comedy

The Non-Fat Yogurt

When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop; Jerry accidentally says the "F" word.
21:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E8 · The Barber Comedy

The Barber

Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber even when he is given a really bad haircut; Newman is charged by Jerry's barber to get a sample of Jerry's hair.
21:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E9 · The Masseuse Comedy

The Masseuse

Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage; Elaine's new boyfriend shares the same name as a serial killer.
22:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E10 · The Cigar Store Indian Comedy

The Cigar Store Indian

A Native American woman thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering; George gets grounded.
22:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E11 · The Conversion Comedy

The Conversion

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend happy; Jerry becomes curious as to why his girlfriend needs fungus cream.
23:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E12 · The Stall Comedy

The Stall

Elaine needs toilet paper while in a bathroom stall, but the woman next to her refuses to give her a piece; Kramer recognizes a voice from a sex line.
23:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E13 · The Dinner Party Comedy

The Dinner Party

The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine have trouble at a bakery when they lose their number; George shows off a fluffy coat.

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