TV Land TV Guide — Saturday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Saturday, 19 September 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E13 · Party Favor Comedy

Party Favor

Doug reluctantly agrees to his wife's requests for him to become the best man at Danny's wedding, where chaos ensues for everyone involved.
00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E14 · Block Buster Comedy

Block Buster

At a high school football reunion, Doug is robbed of his winning block in a game when a another guy, who's now in a wheelchair, is given the accolades.
01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E15 · Frozen Pop Comedy

Frozen Pop

Arthur moves up to Carrie's office since a cold spell makes his basement room seem like a freezer, but Doug and Carrie can't handle him being upstairs.
01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E16 · Fair Game Comedy

Fair Game

Arthur helps Carrie to understand why she has a cheating habit after Doug catches her cheating twice on board games with Deacon and Kelly.
02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E17 · Meet By-Product Comedy

Meet By-Product

Doug and Carrie meet for the first time at a night club where Carrie was supposed to be set up with Richie until her friend fell for him.
02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E18 · The Shmenkmans Comedy

The Shmenkmans

Doug and Carrie make new friends with a couple without kids to go out with on Saturday nights, and Deacon and Kelly get a sitter, forcing them to choose.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E5 · The Library Comedy

The Library

The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E6 · The Parking Garage Comedy

The Parking Garage

Jerry and the gang separate to try and locate Kramer's lost car in a huge shopping mall parking garage; Jerry gets busted for urinating in public.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E7 · The Cafe Comedy

The Cafe

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion; George has Elaine take an I.Q. test in his place.
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E8 · The Tape Comedy

The Tape

While listening to a tape of his previous night's show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks extremely dirty into his tape recorder.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E9 · The Nose Job Comedy

The Nose Job

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model; George is dating a big-nosed woman.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E10 · The Stranded Comedy

The Stranded

Jerry and Elaine join George for a special party, where they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations; George has an office romance.

Morning

06:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E11 · Exile on Lame Street Comedy

Exile on Lame Street

When Richard takes Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert against Christine's wishes, she sneaks inside the venue in order to keep tabs on her son.
06:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S1 · E12 · Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese Comedy

Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

Christine is relieved to finally meet another working mom at her son's elite school, but is surprised by the line of work she is actually in.
07:00 36m

Roseanne

S1 · E19 · Workin' Overtime Comedy

Workin' Overtime

Roseanne and her coworkers are assigned to work longer shifts at the plastics company that becomes extra tiring for her due to the household she goes home to.
07:36 36m

Roseanne

S1 · E20 · Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore Comedy

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

The family begins to get concerned over the whereabouts of Jackie, who has not returned home from the market when a tornado comes through the community.
08:12 36m

Roseanne

S1 · E21 · Death and Stuff Comedy

Death and Stuff

The Conners are busy prepping the house for potential buyers for their washer and dryer when a door-to-door salesman they greet drops dead in the kitchen.
08:48 36m

Roseanne

S1 · E22 · Dear Mom and Dad Comedy

Dear Mom and Dad

Roseanne's parents make a visit to the house and instantly get the family in an uproar, while Dan and Jackie try to persuade Roseanne to stand up for herself.
09:24 36m

Roseanne

S1 · E23 · Let's Call It Quits Comedy

Let's Call It Quits

A new supervisor has taken over at Roseanne's work and has brought some stricter rules, leaving her to go talk with the new supervisor to make a compromise.
10:00 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E1 · Inherit the Wind Comedy

Inherit the Wind

Roseanne decides to try out telephone solicitation to work next to Becky and try to console her after an embarrassing accident at a school meeting.
10:36 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E2 · The Little Sister Comedy

The Little Sister

Jackie takes pride in her career choice, so when Roseanne begins making fun of the police force, Jackie becomes enraged at her and storms out.
11:12 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E3 · Guilt by Disassociation Comedy

Guilt by Disassociation

Roseanne gets hopeful about a job interview due to her hatred for her current telemarketing job, and after a quick interview she is offered the position.
11:48 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E4 · Somebody Stole My Gal Comedy

Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne begins noticing that the women in her life are leaving when Jackie heads off to the police academy for six weeks and Becky begins dating a 17-year-old.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E5 · House of Grown-Ups Comedy

House of Grown-Ups

An architect tries gaining the friendship of the Conners by buying them gifts until Dan has to step in and discuss with him the true meaning of friendship.
13:00 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E6 · Five of a Kind Comedy

Five of a Kind

Dan is hosting his usual poker game when Roseanne bumps into Arnie, who confides to her and gives her a kiss after a talk, leaving her to question his motives.
13:36 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E7 · Boo! Comedy

Boo!

Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war.
14:12 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E8 · Sweet Dreams Comedy

Sweet Dreams

Roseanne seeks any time of relaxation from the hassle of dealing with all the kids and her husband, and she thinks she found her spot it in the bathtub.
14:48 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E10 · Brain-Dead Poets Society Comedy

Brain-Dead Poets Society

Darlene's teacher recognizes a poem that she recently wrote and asks her to recite the poem at an assembly in front of the parents and student body.
15:24 36m

Roseanne

S2 · E11 · Lobo-Cop Comedy

Lobo-Cop

Roseanne picks up a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge to make ends meet, but Dan becomes unhappy about her decision to leave the family like that.
16:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E12 · No Talking Comedy

No Talking

Becky's late arrivals to dinner finally send Roseanne past the boiling point as she grounds Becky, who is led to give Roseanne the silent treatment.
16:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E13 · Chicken Hearts Comedy

Chicken Hearts

Roseanne has come to hate her new 17-year-old boss for being younger than she is but realizes she has to treat him with respect so she can get weekends off.
17:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E14 · One for the Road Comedy

One for the Road

Becky is left in charge of the house when Dan and Roseanne go out and she invites her friend over to do homework, but instead gets drunk at the Conner bar.
17:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E15 · An Officer and a Gentleman Comedy

An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne has to leave to visit her parents again, leaving Jackie to be the substitute mother while she is gone and impressing Dan with her housekeeping.

Evening

18:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E11 · The Alternate Side Comedy

The Alternate Side

After his car is stolen, Jerry attempts to call the alleged criminal, who answers the phone; Elaine starts to grow tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend.
18:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E12 · The Red Dot Comedy

The Red Dot

Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon; George buys Elaine an $85 cashmere sweater discounted because of a red dot.
19:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E13 · The Subway Comedy

The Subway

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.
19:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E14 · The Pez Dispenser Comedy

The Pez Dispenser

Jerry's Pez dispenser makes Elaine laugh during George's girlfriend's piano recital and puts their relationship in jeopardy; Kramer joins the Polar Bear club.
20:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E16 · The Fix-Up Comedy

The Fix-Up

After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine's friend on a blind date and await the results; Kramer gives away condoms.
20:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E17 · The Boyfriend, Part 1 Comedy

The Boyfriend, Part 1

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression, but after being introduced to Elaine, Keith breaks his date with Jerry to make one with her.
21:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E18 · The Boyfriend, Part 2 Comedy

The Boyfriend, Part 2

Elaine and Keith are hitting it off until he pulls out a cigarette; Keith wants Jerry to help him move, leading Jerry along with Elaine to breakup with Keith.
21:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E19 · The Limo Comedy

The Limo

Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane, but their false identities land them in hot water.
22:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E20 · The Good Samaritan Comedy

The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver to confront her, but he ends up asking her on a date; Kramer has violent reactions to Mary Hart's voice.
22:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E21 · The Letter Comedy

The Letter

Kramer poses for a painting that an elderly couple becomes obsessed about; George feels obligated to buy expensive art from Jerry's new girlfriend.
23:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E22 · The Parking Space Comedy

The Parking Space

George gets into a confrontation about a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment; Kramer tells Jerry about his friend Mike and calls him a phony.
23:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E23 · The Keys Comedy

The Keys

Kramer begins to invade Jerry's personal life, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges; Kramer takes off for California to pursue his acting dream.

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