TV Land TV Guide — Saturday, 16 May 2026

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Saturday, 16 May 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E17 · Inner Tube Comedy

Inner Tube

Doug lies to Carrie that he has to work late, but dreams that night he is on the Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "Doug Heffernan is a big fat liar."

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E18 · Papa Pill Comedy

Papa Pill

Carrie enrolls Arthur in Theme Dances at the senior center but after two nights, Arthur swears hell's wrath would be better and begs Doug not to make him go.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E19 · Package Deal Comedy

Package Deal

Doug is unsatisfied with IPS and hears that FedEx drivers make double the amount he does so he tries to barter for a raise but gets fired instead.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E20 · Separation Anxiety Comedy

Separation Anxiety

Deacon babysits while Kelly goes to the movies with Carrie but while there, one of Carrie's co-workers shows interest in Kelly which makes Deacon jealous.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E21 · Departure Time Comedy

Departure Time

Doug's parents ask for a visit at the airport while on layover and unbeknownst to Doug, they want him to sign their living wills and ultimately "pull the plug."

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E22 · Swim Neighbors Comedy

Swim Neighbors

The neighbors are upset when Carrie rejects an idea of a combined back yard so they erect an aboveground pool that overlooks Carrie's back yard.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E5 · The Junk Mail Comedy

The Junk Mail

Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E6 · The Merv Griffin Show Comedy

The Merv Griffin Show

After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine does battle with a co-worke

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E7 · The Slicer Comedy

The Slicer

Dissatisfied with the quality of the meat in his sandwiches, Kramer gets a meat slicer; Jerry develops a skin condition and blames his new doctor girlfriend.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E8 · The Betrayal Comedy

The Betrayal

Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by sleeping with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.

05:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S5 · E11 · It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas Comedy

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Lucy convinces Christine to attend a holiday party in the neighborhood, and after reluctantly agreeing, she discovers a juicy secret.

05:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S5 · E12 · A Whale of a Tale Comedy

A Whale of a Tale

Christine works up the courage to express her feelings for a therapist, but the reaction that she receives is not quite what she had expected.

Morning

06:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S5 · E13 · Truth or Dare Comedy

Truth or Dare

Mr. Harris makes an unexpected return into Christine's life, and she soon feels compelled to choose between him and her most recent flame.

06:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S5 · E14 · A Family Unfair Comedy

A Family Unfair

Christine becomes jealous as Richard and New Christine plan for their new baby, and she asks Richard for help so that she can have a child as well.

07:00 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E4 · Darlene Fades to Black Comedy

Darlene Fades to Black

Roseanne and Dan are left wondering about Darlene after she becomes depressed, wanting to wear only black clothing and be left alone from everyone.

07:36 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E5 · Tolerate Thy Neighbor Comedy

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

New neighbors the Bowmans go out of town and a moving truck pulls up to their house while Roseanne watches, unaware they are actually getting robbed.

08:12 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E6 · Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down Comedy

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Roseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend.

08:48 36m

Roseanne

Vegas Part 1 Comedy

Vegas Part 1

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.

09:24 36m

Roseanne

Vegas Part 2 Comedy

Vegas Part 2

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.

10:00 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E9 · Stressed to Kill Comedy

Stressed to Kill

Roseanne becomes frazzled as she tries to quit smoking cold turkey while working two jobs; Becky gets into trouble for helping Darlene with a school project.

10:36 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E10 · Thanksgiving '91 Comedy

Thanksgiving '91

Bev drops a huge surprise on the four generations of the Conner family that have gathered together to enjoy a Thanksgiving dinner.

11:12 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E11 · Kansas City, Here We Come Comedy

Kansas City, Here We Come

Jackie has to make a trip to Topeka and wants Roseanne to come along so they can visit their father's mistress that they haven't seen in a long time.

11:48 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E12 · Santa Claus Comedy

Santa Claus

Roseanne finally convinces Leon to be the Santa Claus as the local mall and hears something from one of the mothers in line that infuriates her.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E13 · Bingo Comedy

Bingo

Roseanne reluctantly goes with Crystal to play bingo, but after winning $50 she gets hooked on the game and leaves Dan and the kids to look after the baby.

13:00 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E14 · The Bowling Show Comedy

The Bowling Show

Dan and Arnie are on the worst bowling team in the league, but when they start making progress to get out of last place, unexpected competition arises.

13:36 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E15 · The Back Story Comedy

The Back Story

Bev comes to the aid of the Conners when Roseanne throws her back out and is bed-ridden, instantly becoming loved by the children as she spoils them all.

14:12 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E16 · Less Is More Comedy

Less Is More

Roseanne makes a trip to the doctor after throwing her back out and brings Jackie along, realizing it was a bad decision when Jackie begins flirting with him.

14:48 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E17 · Breaking Up Is Hard To Do Comedy

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Dan and Roseanne are happy to find out that Becky has broken up with Mark after an argument about his selfish ways, leaving Jackie and Roseanne to cheer her up.

15:24 36m

Roseanne

S4 · E18 · This Old House Comedy

This Old House

Roseanne and Jackie take one last trip to see their childhood home and reminisce about their memories, reminding her to give Darlene a stricter punishment.

16:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E19 · The Commercial Show Comedy

The Commercial Show

The Conners are elated when they are filmed in a television advertisement for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but when the commercial airs, the family is excluded.

16:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E20 · Therapy Comedy

Therapy

Roseanne agrees to accompany Jackie when she visits her therapist, where Roseanne says that dull Art is the perfect man for Jackie to be with.

17:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E21 · Lies Comedy

Lies

Rodbell's new regulations require employees to take a lie detector test to see if they are stealing from the restaurant, infuriating Roseanne over the idea.

17:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E22 · Deliverance Comedy

Deliverance

Dan coaches Crystal as she goes into labor; Roseanne and Bonnie fight about the replacement for Leon; David gets a message to stop crowding Darlene.

Evening

18:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E10 · The Strike Comedy

The Strike

Kramer resumes work at his old bagel job after a lengthy strike; George tries to escape Festivus, the holiday alternative to Christmas that his father created.

18:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E11 · The Dealership Comedy

The Dealership

Jerry is forced to mend Elaine and Putty's rocky relationship if he hopes to get an insider deal on his new car; George struggles to expose a candy conspiracy.

19:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E12 · The Reverse Peephole Comedy

The Reverse Peephole

Kramer and Newman scramble for a resolution when the landlord threatens eviction after discovering their reversed peepholes; Elaine hates Putty's new fur.

19:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E13 · The Cartoon Comedy

The Cartoon

Elaine obsesses over an ambiguous cartoon in The New Yorker; an old acquaintance of Susan's starts up a successful one-woman show demonizing Jerry.

20:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E14 · The Strongbox Comedy

The Strongbox

Kramer acquires a strong box to keep valuables but cannot decide where to hide the key; Jerry has a disastrous falling out with his neighbor across the hall.

20:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E15 · The Wizard Comedy

The Wizard

Jerry gets his father a new organizer; Kramer retires to Florida and picks up condominium politics; Elaine is unsure of her new boyfriend's ethnic background.

21:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E16 · The Burning Comedy

The Burning

Elaine discovers that Puddy is overtly religious; George makes an effort to increase his general showmanship by leaving all meetings on a high note.

21:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E17 · The Bookstore Comedy

The Bookstore

Jerry catches Uncle Leo shoplifting at a bookstore; Kramer and Newman start a rickshaw business; George tries to return an expensive book multiple times.

22:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E18 · The Frogger Comedy

The Frogger

George is obsessed with preserving his Frogger high score for posterity; Jerry stays one step ahead of a serial killer; Elaine eats Peterman's expensive cake.

22:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E19 · The Maid Comedy

The Maid

Jerry gets into romance with his maid; George struggles to get the nickname "T-Bone" around the office; Elaine searches for a new telephone number.

23:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E23 · The Finale, Part 1 Comedy

The Finale, Part 1

Jerry and company are embroiled in a fierce legal battle when they are prosecuted under the Good Samaritan Law, failing to help a pedestrian that was mugged.

23:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E24 · The Finale, Part 2 Comedy

The Finale, Part 2

When the trial becomes a media feeding frenzy, character witnesses are brought in from the entirety of the series to testify against Jerry and company.

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