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Doug can't believe his good fortune when Carrie agrees to take pole dancing lessons, but he is soon disappointed by her resultant performance.

Carrie's argument with Doug becomes so heated that she ends up recording the spat in order to analyze it, and the two of them realize that they need counseling.

Doug reveals that he is ineligible for his 10-year raise at IPS because his suppose start date was part of a lie he used to sleep with her years ago.

While Doug tries to figure out why the new guy doesn't seem to like him, Carrie fears that she is also unpopular at work.

Deacon manages to have a local sandwich named after himself, and Doug enviously attempts to sabotage his friend while searching for his own culinary namesake.

Carrie is furious when she finds out about Doug's attractive new hairstylist; Spence gets a special guest for the sci-fi convention.

Jerry and Elaine join George for a special party, where they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations; George has an office romance.

After his car is stolen, Jerry attempts to call the alleged criminal, who answers the phone; Elaine starts to grow tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend.

Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon; George buys Elaine an $85 cashmere sweater discounted because of a red dot.

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.

Old Christine isn't quite sure how to take the situation when Richard continues to bring New Christine along with him to all of Ritchie's school functions.

When her former marriage counselor comes into her gym, Christine starts to wonder what her motives were for encouraging her to divorce Richard.

When Richard takes Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert against Christine's wishes, she sneaks inside the venue in order to keep tabs on her son.

Christine is relieved to finally meet another working mom at her son's elite school, but is surprised by the line of work she is actually in.

The family begins to get concerned over the whereabouts of Jackie, who has not returned home from the market when a tornado comes through the community.

The Conners are busy prepping the house for potential buyers for their washer and dryer when a door-to-door salesman they greet drops dead in the kitchen.

Roseanne's parents make a visit to the house and instantly get the family in an uproar, while Dan and Jackie try to persuade Roseanne to stand up for herself.

A new supervisor has taken over at Roseanne's work and has brought some stricter rules, leaving her to go talk with the new supervisor to make a compromise.

Roseanne decides to try out telephone solicitation to work next to Becky and try to console her after an embarrassing accident at a school meeting.

Jackie takes pride in her career choice, so when Roseanne begins making fun of the police force, Jackie becomes enraged at her and storms out.

Roseanne gets hopeful about a job interview due to her hatred for her current telemarketing job, and after a quick interview she is offered the position.

Roseanne begins noticing that the women in her life are leaving when Jackie heads off to the police academy for six weeks and Becky begins dating a 17-year-old.

An architect tries gaining the friendship of the Conners by buying them gifts until Dan has to step in and discuss with him the true meaning of friendship.

Dan is hosting his usual poker game when Roseanne bumps into Arnie, who confides to her and gives her a kiss after a talk, leaving her to question his motives.

Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war.

Roseanne seeks any time of relaxation from the hassle of dealing with all the kids and her husband, and she thinks she found her spot it in the bathtub.

Thanksgiving Day has arrived and what starts off as a happy occasion turns ugly when Jackie finally tells her mother about her new job.

Darlene's teacher recognizes a poem that she recently wrote and asks her to recite the poem at an assembly in front of the parents and student body.

Roseanne picks up a second job working nights at the Lobo Lounge to make ends meet, but Dan becomes unhappy about her decision to leave the family like that.

Becky's late arrivals to dinner finally send Roseanne past the boiling point as she grounds Becky, who is led to give Roseanne the silent treatment.

Roseanne has come to hate her new 17-year-old boss for being younger than she is but realizes she has to treat him with respect so she can get weekends off.

Becky is left in charge of the house when Dan and Roseanne go out and she invites her friend over to do homework, but instead gets drunk at the Conner bar.

Roseanne has to leave to visit her parents again, leaving Jackie to be the substitute mother while she is gone and impressing Dan with her housekeeping.