TV Land TV Guide — Saturday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Saturday, 29 August 2026. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E11 · Pour Judgement Comedy

Pour Judgement

Carrie is hesitant to accept Doug's new gig as a part-time bartender until he starts bringing home large tips; Arthur plots a coup at the senior center.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E12 · Gym Neighbors Comedy

Gym Neighbors

Doug and Carrie hire Lou Ferrigno as their personal trainer; Arthur learns he was cheated out of a consolation prize and does his best to try and collect.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E13 · Gorilla Warfare Comedy

Gorilla Warfare

Doug tries to compose a romantic poem after Carrie discovers the line he spoke to win her heart was actually embarrassing dialogue from a second-rate movie.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E14 · Hi, School Comedy

Hi, School

Doug becomes obsessed with reliving his high school glory days after a random encounter with his old football coach; Arthur uses the wrong drops for his ears.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E15 · Deconstructing Carrie Comedy

Deconstructing Carrie

Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers in the hopes their boisterous flirting will help Carrie feel younger; Arthur alters Carrie's childhood photos.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E16 · Black List Comedy

Black List

Doug brushes up on his African-American history after it appears Deacon is growing closer to a new friend; Carrie has problems at the salon.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E17 · The English Patient Comedy

The English Patient

Elaine's hatred of the movie "The English Patient" gets her fired; Kramer hires Dominicans to roll Cuban cigars; Jerry grapples with the Mandelbaum family.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E18 · The Nap Comedy

The Nap

George begins napping under his desk at work; Jerry's contractor takes his sweet time installing new cabinets; Elaine's boyfriend has a back problem.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E19 · The Yada Yada Comedy

The Yada Yada

George's girlfriend is big on the phrase "yada yada", allowing her to skip over dubious social anecdotes; Jerry is irked by his dentist's religious conversion.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E20 · The Millennium Comedy

The Millennium

Kramer and Newman compete bitterly while planning their respective New Year's Eve parties; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E22 · The Summer of George Comedy

The Summer of George

After receiving a severance package from the Yankees, George decides to take a few months off and initiates "The Summer of George"; Kramer wins a Tony award.

05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E1 · The Butter Shave Comedy

The Butter Shave

Kramer takes to using butter as a skin moisturizer until he accidentally cooks himself sunbathing; Elaine and Putty return from their journey to Europe.

Morning

06:00 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S4 · E13 · Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal Comedy

Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

After realizing that one of the dads at Ritchie's junior high orientation is the boy who ruined her reputation, Christine sets her sights on revenge.

06:30 30m

The New Adventures of Old Christine

S4 · E14 · What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas Comedy

What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

New Christine loses her inhibitions when Old Christine and Barb throw her an impromptu bachelorette party in Las Vegas; Richard plays laser tag for his party.

07:00 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E14 · My Name Is Bev Comedy

My Name Is Bev

Beverly is arrested for drinking and driving and is obligated to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings; Roseanne forbids drinking while Beverly is in the house.

07:36 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E15 · Bed and Bored Comedy

Bed and Bored

Jackie accuses Bev of being a rotten mother; Roseanne feigns illness in order to get some rest, but has to strike a deal with David when he learns the truth.

08:12 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E16 · Sisters Comedy

Sisters

Fights fester between siblings when Jackie complains about D.J.'s annoying visits; Darlene is lured home for Roseanne's birthday.

08:48 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E17 · Lost Youth Comedy

Lost Youth

Mark and David war over a vulnerable waitress at the Lunch Box; Jackie complains to Fred about their lovemaking, but Fred likes it just how it is.

09:24 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E18 · Single Married Female Comedy

Single Married Female

While Roseanne is away, Dan learns about a scandalous secret concerning Jackie and gets some advice on how to react from it from David.

10:00 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E19 · The Clip Show: All about Rosey, Part 1 Comedy

The Clip Show: All about Rosey, Part 1

Young Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortune teller to learn their future from a crystal ball and Jackie sees herself taking an autistic D.J. to the psychiatrist.

10:36 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E20 · The Clip Show: All about Rosey, Part 2 Comedy

The Clip Show: All about Rosey, Part 2

More clips from the popular sitcom are showcased as Roseanne is visited by some of television's most popular moms, including Barbara Billingsley.

11:12 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E21 · Husbands and Wives Comedy

Husbands and Wives

D.J. tries to help Darlene cut down on her spending; Roseanne regrets intruding on Jackie's concerns just as Fred is about to cave and return home.

11:48 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E22 · Happy Trailers Comedy

Happy Trailers

Becky and Mark move into a trailer but refuse to take money from the Conners; Dan and Roseanne learn they need money to finance the baby's arrival.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E23 · The Blaming of the Shrew Comedy

The Blaming of the Shrew

When a bossy vixen starts pushing D.J. around, Dan finally decides to put his foot down; Fred and Jackie visit a therapist to save their marriage.

13:00 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E24 · The Birds and the Frozen Bees Comedy

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne thinks David's interests are being diverted from Darlene by another girl and moves to offer her daughter advice to prevent him from straying.

13:36 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E25 · Couch Potatoes Comedy

Couch Potatoes

Family habits must change after the Conners are selected as a Nielsen family, prompting Roseanne to control everyone's television-watching preferences.

14:12 36m

Roseanne

S7 · E26 · Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute Comedy

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

The Conners play the roles of "Gilligan's Island" characters in Dan's fantasy as he is torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat.

14:48 36m

Roseanne

S8 · E1 · Shower the People You Love with Stuff Comedy

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

Roseanne hopes her baby shower gifts can be exchanged to pay for her baby crib; Becky and Darlene fight over painting the nursery.

15:24 36m

Roseanne

S8 · E2 · Let Them Eat Junk Comedy

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie gets angry when she learns that Roseanne fed her baby junk food; D.J. spends the day with Dan to learn more about him.

16:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E3 · Roseanne in the Hood Comedy

Roseanne in the Hood

Roseanne grows worried about the Lunch Box when a new restaurant opens nearby and immediately devises a series of schemes to thwart the eatery's progress.

16:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E4 · The Last Date Comedy

The Last Date

Roseanne grabs Dan for a night out on the town before the baby is born and she has trouble resisting the temptation to crash a bar mitzvah.

17:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E5 · Halloween: The Final Chapter Comedy

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Halloween has arrived as Dan and David entertain the kids in the neighborhood, while an Ouija board tells Roseanne that she is going to go into labor.

17:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E6 · The Fifties Show Comedy

The Fifties Show

The Conners take a trip back to the 1950s, living the life of the sitcoms wherein Roseanne is the always happy housewife and Dan is the workhorse husband.

Evening

18:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E2 · The Voice Comedy

The Voice

Jerry must decide between keeping his girlfriend and the funny voice he created to mock her; Kramer hires an intern to help him with menial tasks.

18:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E4 · The Blood Comedy

The Blood

Jerry is transfused with Kramer's blood after a mishap in the kitchen; George forms an unhealthy connection between food and sex; Elaine fails to babysit well.

19:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E5 · The Junk Mail Comedy

The Junk Mail

Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.

19:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E6 · The Merv Griffin Show Comedy

The Merv Griffin Show

After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine battles a co-worker.

20:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E7 · The Slicer Comedy

The Slicer

Dissatisfied with the quality of the meat in his sandwiches, Kramer gets a meat slicer; Jerry develops a skin condition and blames his new doctor girlfriend.

20:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E8 · The Betrayal Comedy

The Betrayal

Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by sleeping with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.

21:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E9 · The Apology Comedy

The Apology

George is angered when an old acquaintance withholds an apology; Jerry's girlfriend is too comfortable with her nudity; Elaine works with a germ-o-phoebe.

21:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E11 · The Dealership Comedy

The Dealership

Jerry is forced to mend Elaine and Putty's rocky relationship if he hopes to get an insider deal on his new car; George struggles to expose a candy conspiracy.

22:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E12 · The Reverse Peephole Comedy

The Reverse Peephole

Kramer and Newman scramble for a resolution when the landlord threatens eviction after discovering their reversed peepholes; Elaine hates Putty's new fur.

22:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E13 · The Cartoon Comedy

The Cartoon

Elaine obsesses over an ambiguous cartoon in The New Yorker; an old acquaintance of Susan's starts up a successful one-woman show demonizing Jerry.

23:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E14 · The Strongbox Comedy

The Strongbox

Kramer acquires a strong box to keep valuables but cannot decide where to hide the key; Jerry has a disastrous falling out with his neighbor across the hall.

23:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E15 · The Wizard Comedy

The Wizard

Jerry gets his father a new organizer; Kramer retires to Florida and picks up condominium politics; Elaine is unsure of her new boyfriend's ethnic background.

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Daytime

Evening

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