TV Land TV Guide — Wednesday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Wednesday, 28 October 2026. 40 programmes listed , including 10 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S9 · E8 · Offensive Fowl Comedy

Offensive Fowl

After Doug almost hits a chicken with his vehicle, he decides to spare the lives of other animals and become a vegetarian, making Carrie very uncomfortable.
00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S9 · E9 · Mild Bunch Comedy

Mild Bunch

Doug's high school reunion goes from boring to fun after seeing an old friend whom Doug shared mischievous times with as an adolescent.
01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S9 · E10 · Manhattan Project Comedy

Manhattan Project

Carrie and Doug disagree over staying in Queens or moving into the city and the talk makes them realize they have different ideas about their future.
01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S9 · E11 · Single Spaced Comedy

Single Spaced

Doug and Carrie arrange a visit with their priest for counseling concerning their marriage and run into friends who recently made an addition to their family.
02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S9 · E12 · China Syndrome, Part 1 Comedy

China Syndrome, Part 1

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.
02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S9 · E13 · China Syndrome, Part 2 Comedy

China Syndrome, Part 2

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E23 · The Pilot, Part 1 Comedy

The Pilot, Part 1

Jerry and George get the green light to produce "Jerry," the pilot for the series based on their nothing lives; George thinks an actor stole his box of raisins.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E24 · The Pilot, Part 2 Comedy

The Pilot, Part 2

The pilot is short lived when Russell mysteriously disappears and the new NBC president thinks Jerry cannot act; George asks TV Kramer about the raisins.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E1 · The Mango Comedy

The Mango

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms; George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below his belt.
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E3 · The Glasses Comedy

The Glasses

George's glasses are stolen so he goes to see Kramer's friend to get a thirty percent discount on a new pair; Elaine becomes afraid of dogs.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E2 · The Puffy Shirt Comedy

The Puffy Shirt

George's new gig as a hand model has him obsessed about hand safety; Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear a puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend on TV.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E4 · The Sniffing Accountant Comedy

The Sniffing Accountant

Jerry, Kramer and Newman hatch a scheme to find out if Jerry's accountant uses drugs; George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E3 · Bringing Up Baby Comedy

Bringing Up Baby

Rose inherits her deceased uncle's beloved pig and will get a $100,000 bonus if she will care for the beast until it meets its own death.
06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E4 · The Housekeeper Comedy

The Housekeeper

The girls' new maid puts an evil curse on the entire house after they quickly fire the women for her incompetence in keeping the residence.
07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E13 · Aunt Bee's Cousin Comedy

Aunt Bee's Cousin

Aunt Bee's seemingly well-to-do cousin make a surprise and interesting appearance, but Andy learns he is not as wealthy as he appears to be.
08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E14 · Suppose Andy Gets Sick Comedy

Suppose Andy Gets Sick

Goober takes over everything at the station after Andy becomes ill with the flu and is unable to tend to his duties without disturbing Andy's rest.
09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E15 · Howard's New Life Comedy

Howard's New Life

Howard leaves his job as the county clerk for a relaxing and exotic vacation as a beachcomber in the beautiful and luscious Caribbean.
09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E16 · Goober the Executive Comedy

Goober the Executive

With the greatly needed financial backing and support from Andy and Emmett, Goober is able to afford to purchase Wally's filling station.
10:00 35m

M*A*S*H

S9 · E12 · Depressing News Comedy

Depressing News

Klinger writes a newspaper article about Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity, which he built with erroneously shipped tongue depressors.
10:35 35m

M*A*S*H

S9 · E13 · No Laughing Matter Comedy

No Laughing Matter

Hawkeye bets that he can go for a day without a wisecrack and Charles finally gets the opportunity to confront the colonel who exiled him to the 4077th.
11:10 35m

M*A*S*H

S9 · E14 · Oh, How We Danced Comedy

Oh, How We Danced

Everyone helps plan a surprise anniversary party for B.J. and Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions at the front, where he stirs up some trouble.
11:45 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S16 · E6 · Snow Train, Part 1 Drama

Snow Train, Part 1

While Matt, Doc and Festus are taking a train through the Rocky Mountains, their transportation is suddenly stopped and trapped by vengeful Sioux warriors.

Daytime

12:50 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S16 · E7 · Snow Train, Part 2 Drama

Snow Train, Part 2

After evading the Sioux warriors chasing him, Matt races back to the train to prevent the passengers from turning over the wrong men.
13:55 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S16 · E8 · Luke Drama

Luke

After years of neglecting his estranged daughter, an outlaw travels to Dodge City in order to track her down and repair their damaged relationship.
15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E9 · The Gun Drama

The Gun

After a young bank teller shoots a notorious gunman to death during a bank robbery, a big city newspaper reporter comes to town in order to publicize the event.
16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E13 · Noon Day Devil Drama

Noon Day Devil

When Matt chases after a Mexican bandit who is wanted for murder, the outlaw decides to take sanctuary inside of the church where his twin brother is a priest.
17:00 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E12 · Stranger in Town Comedy

Stranger in Town

Barney and Andy become suspicious of a stranger in Mayberry because he knows a lot about the town's people, and Barney believes the stranger is a spy.
17:36 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E13 · Mayberry Goes Hollywood Comedy

Mayberry Goes Hollywood

Everyone in Mayberry goes wild when a Hollywood film crew decides to use Mayberry as the setting for a movie because of the town's unique charm.

Evening

18:12 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E14 · The Horse Trader Comedy

The Horse Trader

Andy stretches the truth a little too close to snapping when trying to sell the old town cannon after he gave Opie the opposite advice.
18:48 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E15 · Those Gossipin' Men Comedy

Those Gossipin' Men

Aunt Bee, fed up with Andy's ridiculing of women's obsession with gossiping, pulls a prank on him to prove men are completely capable of gossiping as well.
19:24 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E16 · The Beauty Contest Comedy

The Beauty Contest

Andy faces a dilemma when he is chosen as the judge for the beauty pageant, whose contestants include Floyd's niece, the mayor's daughter and Ellie Walker.
20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E11 · Debra at the Lodge Comedy

Debra at the Lodge

Ray resents Debra's absence from the family after she agrees to help Frank with plans for a member recruitment party, spending a lot of time at the lodge.
20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E12 · Slave Comedy

Slave

When Ally shows that she can take care of the twins, Debra begins giving her more responsibilities, but Marie objects, thinking she's using her as a slave.
21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E13 · Whose Side Are You On? Comedy

Whose Side Are You On?

When Ray discovers that Debra's been joking about him with the kids, he realizes that Marie used to do the same thing, and resolves not to let it happen again.
21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E14 · Lateness Comedy

Lateness

Ray decides to teach Debra a lesson in the importance of being prompt after her perpetual lateness almost causes them both to miss an awards dinner.
22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E15 · Party Dress Comedy

Party Dress

When Ally is invited to a formal birthday party, Ray is reluctant to pay for an expensive dress, especially since it's hosted by his old nemesis Peggy.
22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E16 · Security Comedy

Security

When Robert begins selling home security systems, he contemplates retirement, but Amy questions whether this is what he really wants, or what Marie wants.
23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E17 · The Ingrate Comedy

The Ingrate

When Raymond receives an honorary doctorate and fails to thank Debra, she is quick to point out just how often he has snubbed her in the past.

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Evening

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