TV Land TV Guide — Wednesday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Wednesday, 16 September 2026. 40 programmes listed , including 10 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E18 · White Collar Comedy

White Collar

Doug receives a promotion to work behind a desk after his supervisor falls ill, but he finds that he would rather be out driving a truck.
00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E19 · Rayny Day Comedy

Rayny Day

Doug ditches Richie for a day of golf with Ray Barone; Ray's mom, Marie, waits at the house, showing Carrie how to clean, and Carrie takes full advantage.
01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E20 · Train Wreck Comedy

Train Wreck

Carrie is unfazed that Doug's new trainee is blonde and beautiful; the headstone Arthur bought for himself is partially engraved for him to die before 2000.
01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E21 · Hungry Man Comedy

Hungry Man

To have time for a cocktail party for Carrie's firm that he doesn't want to attend, Doug skips lunch, but at the 'drinks only' party his hunger takes over.
02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E22 · Time Share Comedy

Time Share

Doug and Carrie spend time with their annoying neighbors out of guilt after the neighbors separate and offer their time share in the Hamptons to them.
02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E23 · Where's Poppa Comedy

Where's Poppa

Doug and Carrie, hoping for a little privacy and romance, send Arthur away for the weekend to work at Doug's cousin Danny's pizza parlor.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E4 · Male Unbonding Comedy

Male Unbonding

Jerry begins to ponder a few courses of action when he sees that he no longer has anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious childhood friend.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E5 · The Stock Tip Comedy

The Stock Tip

Jerry and George discover inside information that gives them hope for a new stock; Elaine discovers she is allergic to her boyfriend's cats.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E1 · The Ex-Girlfriend Comedy

The Ex-Girlfriend

Jerry is drawn into George's former relationship when he picks up a few books left at her apartment; Elaine is curious about a degenerating relationship.
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E2 · The Pony Remark Comedy

The Pony Remark

When Jerry's parents come to town for their 50th anniversary, Jerry gets into trouble for making a humorous observation about children who have ponies.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E3 · The Jacket Comedy

The Jacket

Jerry buys an expensive, new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining; George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E4 · The Phone Message Comedy

The Phone Message

George lives in regret after blowing an invitation to go upstairs with his girlfriend after a date, which leads him to leave a series of phone messages.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S5 · E10 · All That Jazz Comedy

All That Jazz

Dorothy's son will come to the house for a visit, and she is sad and angry to discover that he still has a lot of growing up to do.
06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S5 · E11 · Ebbtide Comedy

Ebbtide

Blanche will bid a touching farewell to Big Daddy at his funeral after overcoming her guilt for not visiting the day before he died.
07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E3 · A Trip to Mexico Comedy

A Trip to Mexico

Aunt Bee wins a trip to Mexico with her friends, but their friendship is strained by a number of misfortunes, placing everyone in a sour mood.
08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E4 · Andy's Trip to Raleigh Comedy

Andy's Trip to Raleigh

Andy cancels an upcoming date with Helen in order to meet with a lawyer in Raleigh, who turns out to be an attractive beautiful young woman.
09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E5 · Opie Steps Up in Class Comedy

Opie Steps Up in Class

Andy sends Opie to summer camp where Opie makes friends with an upper class young man, prompting Andy to prove that money isn't everything.
09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E6 · Howard's Main Event Comedy

Howard's Main Event

Millie's husky and intimidating ex-boyfriend threatens Howard after being provoked, causing Howard to fear him.
10:00 35m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E3 · Margaret's Engagement Comedy

Margaret's Engagement

Calling the troop from Tokyo, Margaret's news holds the camp in suspense until she returns to the group and tells them about her impending engagement.
10:35 35m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E4 · Out of Sight, Out of Mind Comedy

Out of Sight, Out of Mind

While Hawkeye is repairing a stove, it explodes and badly injures his face, and as they are working on him, they do not know if he will be able to see again.
11:10 35m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E5 · Lt. Radar O'Reilly Comedy

Lt. Radar O'Reilly

When an officer loses during a poker game, he offers to pay his debt by offering Radar with a forged promotion, so Hawkeye steps in to assist.
11:45 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S19 · E11 · The Hanging of Newly O'Brien Drama

The Hanging of Newly O'Brien

While on a routine patrol of the Kansas wilderness, Newly has no choice but to attempt a life-saving surgery on an injured hillbilly.

Daytime

12:50 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S19 · E12 · Susan Was Evil Drama

Susan Was Evil

Nellie and Susan get a rude interruption on their way to leave for St. Louis when Matt brings a prisoner to be treated for wound he got while robbing a bank.
13:55 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S19 · E13 · The Deadly Innocent Drama

The Deadly Innocent

Festus decides to become the guardian of a man with the I.Q. of a 7-year-old after not being able to find the man a suitable home.
15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E14 · The Child Between Drama

The Child Between

Newly struggles to find aid for a boy, whose father is wanted by the law, without getting his father arrested or using medicine the mother does not want.
16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E15 · A Family of Killers Drama

A Family of Killers

Matt Dillon works with a fellow lawman in order to take down a family full of lethal criminals in hopes of bringing them to justice.
17:00 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E1 · The New Housekeeper Comedy

The New Housekeeper

The former housekeeper, Rose, gets married and leaves, causing Aunt Bee to live with Andy and Opie, but Opie isn't too thrilled about her presence there.
17:36 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E2 · The Manhunt Comedy

The Manhunt

The state police believe the Mayberry sheriff's unit isn't capable of doing real police work and they search the town for a convict, but Andy shows them up.

Evening

18:12 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E3 · The Guitar Player Comedy

The Guitar Player

After the famous musician Bobby Fleet and his band arrive in Mayberry, Andy and Barney arrest the band to force them to listen to Jim Lindsey play the guitar.
18:48 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E4 · Ellie Comes to Town Comedy

Ellie Comes to Town

The local pharmacist's niece, Ellie Walker, replaces him temporarily and her new approach to dispensing medicine begins to create chaos in Mayberry.
19:24 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E5 · Irresistible Andy Comedy

Irresistible Andy

Andy is in complete disarray when he comes to believe that Ellie is a "deadly female hunter" who wants nothing more than to marry him.
20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E7 · Cousin Gerard Comedy

Cousin Gerard

Raymond hires his very annoying cousin to work for him, but he soon finds out that people don't think the two of them are so very different.
20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E8 · Debra's Workout Comedy

Debra's Workout

Debra discovers a newfound burst of sexual energy, and Ray's excitement soon turns to curiosity when he wants to understand the cause.
21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E10 · Left Back Comedy

Left Back

Michael is forced to be held back another year in pre-school, and Ray ends up blaming himself because he also was forced to endure the same embarrassment.
21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E12 · What's with Robert? Comedy

What's with Robert?

Robert's girlfriend suggests that his reluctance to commit could be due to his sexual orientation, causing doubts for Raymond.
22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E13 · Bully on the Bus Comedy

Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra try to blame each other when they find out that their daughter is bullying other children on the bus to and from school every day.
22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E14 · Prodigal Son Comedy

Prodigal Son

When Frank's regular churchgoing puts Raymond to shame, he decides to go more often, but he soon discovers Frank's true motives.
23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E15 · Robert's Rodeo Comedy

Robert's Rodeo

Robert gets hurt while on the job and Raymond tries to bond with his brother after feeling guilty for not spending enough time with him.

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Daytime

Evening

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