TV Land TV Guide — Wednesday, 5 August 2026

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Wednesday, 5 August 2026. 40 programmes listed , including 10 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E25 · The Whine Country Comedy

The Whine Country

Unable to decide where to go on vacation, Carrie loses on Paris and Doug wins to go cross-country in a motor home; Carrie fires back by inviting Arthur along.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E1 · Do Rico Comedy

Do Rico

Carrie gets turned on when Doug imitates the accent of the sexy foreign guy at work, then Doug becomes jealous and thinks plain old Doug doesn't do it for her.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E2 · Roast Chicken Comedy

Roast Chicken

Carrie forces Doug to give a card to his boss for twenty years of service and Doug's boss is so impressed that he wants Doug to roast him at a banquet.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E3 · Fatty McButterpants Comedy

Fatty McButterpants

Doug becomes outraged when he finds out Carrie has been buying his clothes at the "Big and Tall" shop, but soon realizes he may have a problem with his weight.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E4 · Class Struggle Comedy

Class Struggle

Doug feels neglected when Carrie decides to go back to college after spending an evening out with the female lawyers from her firm.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E5 · Strike One Comedy

Strike One

Doug's union is poised to strike so Carrie thinks they shouldn't buy a new car, but Doug buys a new SUV anyway then panics when the union strikes.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E11 · The Little Jerry Comedy

The Little Jerry

Kramer gets a rooster as a pet and begins training him for cockfighting; George dates a convict from a woman's prison; Jerry regrets writing a bad check.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E12 · The Money Comedy

The Money

George grows suspicious that his parents are sitting on a large sum of money; Kramer tries to cope with his girlfriend's after-sex bed habit.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E13 · The Comeback Comedy

The Comeback

George struggles to invent the ultimate comeback to a quip made by one of his sarcastic co-workers; Elaine falls for a mysterious video rental clerk.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E14 · The Van Buren Boys Comedy

The Van Buren Boys

While interviewing candidates for The Susan Ross Scholarship, George runs into trouble with a street gang; Peterman decides to buy Kramer's life stories.

05:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S7 · E7 · Dateline: Miami Comedy

Dateline: Miami

Dorothy's date with a doctor prompts Rose, Blanche, and Sophia, who are home alone on a Saturday night, to remember some of their worst first dates.

05:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S7 · E8 · The Monkey Show: Part 1 Comedy

The Monkey Show: Part 1

When Stan finally overcomes his longstanding feelings for Dorothy, more problems emerge from an oncoming hurricane and an unexpected visitor at the house.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S7 · E9 · The Monkey Show: Part 2 Comedy

The Monkey Show: Part 2

Rose and Blanche attempt to save a lighthouse with a telethon, and Dorothy must come to terms with Stan's latest romantic conquest.

06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S7 · E10 · Ro$e Love$ Mile$ Comedy

Ro$e Love$ Mile$

Rose tires of Miles' frugality and decides to spend an evening out with Blanche and her rich friend from Texas; Dorothy needs someone to stay with Sophia.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E202 Interview

It's Drew's News flashbacks featuring Alicia Keys, Oliver Hudson and Tiffany Haddish.

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S2 · E203 Interview

It's a little bit extra with the cast of "Hot in Cleveland" surprising Valerie Bertinelli and reminiscing about working with the iconic Betty White.

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E3 · The Barbershop Quartet Comedy

The Barbershop Quartet

Andy drafts a prisoner with a beautiful voice into the Mayberry barbershop quartet when their tenor can't appear for a singing contest.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E4 · The Ball Game Comedy

The Ball Game

Andy umpires at Opie's game, but he calls the final out against Opie's team, causing the Mayberry townspeople to be angry with him.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E5 · Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory Comedy

Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory

When her temporary use of an extravagant wig succeeds in attracting the attention of a prominent visiting clergyman, Aunt Bee struggles to maintain the illusion

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E6 · The Darling Fortune Comedy

The Darling Fortune

The Darling family, having just acquired a great sum of money, arrives back in Mayberry in order to search for respectable wives for their sons.

10:00 35m

M*A*S*H

S11 · E6 · Bombshells Comedy

Bombshells

Hawkeye and Charles start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe is going to visit the compound; B.J. agonizes when he fails to rescue a wounded soldier from danger.

10:35 35m

M*A*S*H

S11 · E7 · Settling Debts Comedy

Settling Debts

In a well-meaning gesture, Hawkeye decides to surprise Potter with a big party in order to celebrate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

11:10 35m

M*A*S*H

S11 · E8 · The Moon Is Not Blue Comedy

The Moon Is Not Blue

Hawkeye decides to lift morale with a racy new movie during a heat wave when medical supplies are all running low and the camp is facing prohibition.

11:45 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S13 · E16 · The Victim Drama

The Victim

After Bo Remick is accused of murdering a wealthy rancher's son, Matt travels to a nearby town to uncover evidence that will prove Remick's innocence.

Daytime

12:50 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S13 · E18 · Nowhere to Run Drama

Nowhere to Run

After a teenage burglar becomes involved in a murder, his criminal compatriots worry that his involvement in the crime will bring unwanted attention to them.

13:55 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S13 · E19 · Blood Money Drama

Blood Money

A father decides to wound his son's gun hand in order to prevent the boy from dieing in his new, dangerous career as a professional gunfighter.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S13 · E17 · Dead Man's Law Drama

Dead Man's Law

Matt is thought to be dead when he leaves town to find some criminals, and Dodge City is subsequently overrun by a group of devious cattlemen.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S13 · E20 · Hill Girl Drama

Hill Girl

A girl from the backwoods moves to Dodge City in order to educate herself, but her cousins arrive in the city and cause trouble for her.

17:00 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E32 · Banjo Playing Deputy Comedy

Banjo Playing Deputy

After struggling to find work for Jerry Miller, a one-man band who has lost his job with a traveling carnival, Andy hires him as a deputy.

17:36 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E1 · The New Housekeeper Comedy

The New Housekeeper

The former housekeeper, Rose, gets married and leaves, causing Aunt Bee to live with Andy and Opie, but Opie isn't too thrilled about her presence there.

Evening

18:12 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E2 · The Manhunt Comedy

The Manhunt

The state police believe the Mayberry sheriff's unit isn't capable of doing real police work and they search the town for a convict, but Andy shows them up.

18:48 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E3 · The Guitar Player Comedy

The Guitar Player

After the famous musician Bobby Fleet and his band arrive in Mayberry, Andy and Barney arrest the band to force them to listen to Jim Lindsey play the guitar.

19:24 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E4 · Ellie Comes to Town Comedy

Ellie Comes to Town

The local pharmacist's niece, Ellie Walker, replaces him temporarily and her new approach to dispensing medicine begins to create chaos in Mayberry.

20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E6 · Frank, the Writer Comedy

Frank, the Writer

Frank believes that he has a knack for writing, and wants Ray to send his work in to his editor, forcing Ray to tell him how bad it is.

20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E7 · Your Place or Mine? Comedy

Your Place or Mine?

Marie gets fed up with Frank and moves in with Raymond; Ray likes being coddled by mom, and Frank learns to love salsa while spending time with Debra.

21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E8 · In-Laws Comedy

In-Laws

Raymond asks his parents to try to get along when his in-laws come over for dinner, but the two families' backgrounds end up being too different.

21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E9 · Win, Lose or Draw Comedy

Win, Lose or Draw

Ray is too proud to accept his father's advice at a poker game, and when he loses all of his money, he is too stubborn to ask for it back.

22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E10 · Turkey or Fish Comedy

Turkey or Fish

Thanksgiving takes an untraditional twist when Debra decides to make fish instead of turkey, and Ray can't watch football.

22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E11 · Captain Nemo Comedy

Captain Nemo

Relationships are strained when Debra feels that Ray is spending too much time with his basketball team after replacing Robert as team captain.

23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E12 · The Ball Comedy

The Ball

Hurt by the revelation that his autographed baseball isn't authentic, Raymond takes out his pain by telling his daughter the truth about Santa Claus.

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Daytime

Evening

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