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Hawkeye and Trapper battle the brass all the way to the top in their efforts to get an incubator for the unit.
The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki "Pat" Morita and John Ritter.
When Hot Lips decides that life is passing her by, she dumps Frank and requests a transfer.
A general rewards the 4077th with an officers club after Hawkeye and Trapper save his son's life.
While on leave in Tokyo, Henry becomes infatuated with a younger woman fresh from the United States.
Hawkeye is willing to wheel and deal with anyone for a new pair of boots.
Hawkeye and Trapper arrange for an unauthorized but much-needed nose job for an enlisted man.
Adam searches for a look-alike former convict who is ruining his reputation; guest Lola Albright.
Newly allies himself with his prisoner, a hired killer, to escape bounty hunters and return to Dodge City.
A schoolteacher (Allen Garfield) makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children in Dodge City.
Matt takes an orphaned girl to live with her aunt, only to discover she is not welcome.
A farmer (Harry Morgan) decides it's time for his sons to marry the women they brought back from Dodge City.
Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.
A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.
The Darling clan returns to Mayberry with its own kind of mountain trouble.
Barney becomes extremely efficient as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry.
When Opie accidentally kills a bird, he becomes a foster parent to its three nestlings.
Andy, Barney and Gomer explore a haunted house while looking for a lost baseball.
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.
Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.
Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.
Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.
Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.
When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.
After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.
Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.
Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.
Bonnie struggles when Christy decides to start a relationship with her father, Alvin (Kevin Pollak).
Christy is faced with temptation while dating an attractive, hard-partying man (Nick Zano); Bonnie decides to become a life coach.
Bonnie must pick up the slack when Christy puts her new relationship with David (Nick Zano) ahead of family and friends.
Hoping to receive a car for his birthday, Barry is shocked by what his mother gives him; Adam asks Pop for advice.
Erica's moodiness puts the family roller-skating tradition at risk; Beverly takes Adam school clothes shopping.

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