TV Land TV Guide — Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Wednesday, 13 May 2026. 40 programmes listed , including 10 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E24 · Flower Power Comedy

Flower Power

Carrie feels jealous when a coworker gets flowers and accuses Doug of not being romantic so Doug overwhelms her with romantic gestures at work.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E25 · The Whine Country Comedy

The Whine Country

Unable to decide where to go on vacation, Carrie loses on Paris and Doug wins to go cross-country in a motor home; Carrie fires back by inviting Arthur along.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E1 · Do Rico Comedy

Do Rico

Carrie gets turned on when Doug imitates the accent of the sexy foreign guy at work, then Doug becomes jealous and thinks plain old Doug doesn't do it for her.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E2 · Roast Chicken Comedy

Roast Chicken

Carrie forces Doug to give a card to his boss for twenty years of service and Doug's boss is so impressed that he wants Doug to roast him at a banquet.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E3 · Fatty McButterpants Comedy

Fatty McButterpants

Doug becomes outraged when he finds out Carrie has been buying his clothes at the "Big and Tall" shop, but soon realizes he may have a problem with his weight.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E4 · Class Struggle Comedy

Class Struggle

Doug feels neglected when Carrie decides to go back to college after spending an evening out with the female lawyers from her firm.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E15 · The Susie Comedy

The Susie

Elaine adopts an alter ego when a co-worker mistakes her for someone named Susie; George and Kramer make a big entrance at Steinbrenner's Ball.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E16 · The Pothole Comedy

The Pothole

George embarks on a hectic quest to dig his keys out of a pothole in the road; Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E17 · The English Patient Comedy

The English Patient

Elaine's hatred of the movie "The English Patient" gets her fired; Kramer hires Dominicans to roll Cuban cigars; Jerry grapples with the Mandelbaum family.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E18 · The Nap Comedy

The Nap

George begins napping under his desk at work; Jerry's contractor takes his sweet time installing new cabinets; Elaine's boyfriend has a back problem.

05:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S1 · E14 · That Was No Lady Comedy

That Was No Lady

Dorothy must decide whether or not to continue her romantic relationship with a newfound love interest after discovering her new boyfriend is married.

05:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S1 · E15 · In a Bed of Rose's Comedy

In a Bed of Rose's

Rose makes the difficult decision to embrace celibacy after her new beau suddenly dies of a heart attack following a night of passion.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S1 · E16 · The Truth Will Out Comedy

The Truth Will Out

Rose may finally come clean about a family secret after her daughter and granddaughter begin to question her will during their visit.

06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S1 · E17 · Nice and Easy Comedy

Nice and Easy

Blanche feels compelled to offer harsh words of advice to her young niece after discovering that she dates a different man every night.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E160 Interview

Viral Sensation Melani Sanders discusses the We Do Not Care club and her upcoming book. Plus, Melani joins Drew for a menopause edition of the weekender.

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E161 Interview

"People We Meet on Vacation" star Tom Blyth tells Drew about his new rom-com and answers a question from co-star Emily Bader.

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E9 · Opie's Group Comedy

Opie's Group

Opie becomes a member of a rock-and-roll band, but it begins to affect his schoolwork and he soon begins to receive failing grades at school.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E10 · Aunt Bee and the Lecturer Comedy

Aunt Bee and the Lecturer

Aunt Bee receives romantic attention from a friendly visiting professor because she resembles his late wife, but she must tactfully rebuke the man's advances.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E11 · Andy's Investment Comedy

Andy's Investment

Andy embarks on an entrepreneurial endeavor to fund Opie's future college career by starting a coin laundry business but is forced to abandon his plan.

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E12 · Howard and Millie Comedy

Howard and Millie

Howard and Millie's love finally leads to a beautiful engagement of matrimony when he arrives at the bakery during her shift and proposes on the spot.

10:00 35m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E11 · Carry On, Hawkeye Comedy

Carry On, Hawkeye

The Asian flu has stricken the camp, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who are left to tend to all of the patients while the rest of the crew recovers.

10:35 35m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E12 · The Incubator Comedy

The Incubator

Hawkeye really wants an incubator for himself, and when Henry receives a barbecue grill, he feels he is next in line to get something from the quartermaster.

11:10 35m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E13 · Deal Me Out Comedy

Deal Me Out

Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the camp and decides to join their poker game while there, and Radar accidentally hits a local while driving a jeep.

11:45 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S20 · E5 · Thirty a Month and Found Drama

Thirty a Month and Found

After losing their jobs as cattle drivers, three itinerant cowboys are frustrated enough to cause trouble over money and end up being locked in jail by Matt.

Daytime

12:50 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S20 · E6 · The Wiving Drama

The Wiving

Under orders from their overbearing father, three brothers head to Dodge City to find several women who would be suitable for them to marry.

13:55 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S20 · E7 · The Iron Men Drama

The Iron Men

Matt's old friend has become a rundown alcoholic, but he is forced to consider whether he should change his ways after he becomes involved in a confrontation.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E8 · The Fourth Victim Drama

The Fourth Victim

Though the town is panicked over apparent random murders, Matt believes he sees a connection that would make Doc the next target.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E9 · The Tarnished Badge Drama

The Tarnished Badge

Matt learns that an old acquaintance has become an overly strict, power-hungry tyrant of a lawman, who uses force to keep control of a small town.

17:00 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E6 · Barney's Bloodhound Comedy

Barney's Bloodhound

Barney's latest addition to the department is a stray dog named Blue that he attempts to train to be a crime-fighting bloodhound.

17:36 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E7 · Man in the Middle Comedy

Man in the Middle

When Barney and Thelma Lou break up for what appears to be their final time, Andy tries to console Barney but ends up in hot water.

Evening

18:12 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E8 · Barney's Uniform Comedy

Barney's Uniform

Barney catches Fred Plummer sweeping litter into the street and tickets him, so Plummer vows to take revenge on Barney the next time he's not in uniform.

18:48 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E9 · Opie's Fortune Comedy

Opie's Fortune

After Opie finds a purse with $50 cash in it, Andy puts it away and tells Opie if no one claims the money within a week it's his.

19:24 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E10 · Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor Comedy

Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor

When Andy goes to Raleigh for an interview, he leaves Barney in charge and Barney immediately starts searching for new deputies.

20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E2 · Driving Frank Comedy

Driving Frank

When Frank is found to be an unsafe driver, Debra doesn't want the kids riding with him; Raymond begins to worry that his parents are getting older.

20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E3 · The Sitter Comedy

The Sitter

When Raymond and Debra hire a sitter, Marie is insulted; when the kids prefer the sitter to Debra, she has to go, but Marie can't handle the job.

21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E4 · Getting Even Comedy

Getting Even

After Raymond embarrasses her at an auction, Debra decides to get even with him but doesn't say how or when, driving him crazy.

21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E5 · The Visit Comedy

The Visit

When Debra's mother comes to visit, Debra finds that she wishes she took more of an interest in her, and even prefers Marie.

22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E6 · Halloween Candy Comedy

Halloween Candy

When Debra suggests that birth control is getting her down Ray decides to take it upon himself, but a Halloween party causes his plan to go horribly wrong.

22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E7 · Moving Out Comedy

Moving Out

Robert decides to move out of his parents' house, but Debra misses him, and he finds that he hasn't really made that big of a change.

23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E8 · The Article Comedy

The Article

Raymond becomes jealous when one of his rivals gets an article published in Sports Illustrated, but is pleased when he learns that it is heavily rewritten.

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Daytime

Evening

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