TV Land TV Guide — Wednesday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Wednesday, 26 August 2026. 40 programmes listed , including 10 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E17 · Multiple Plots Comedy

Multiple Plots

Doug is having a hard time when one of his customers comes to the door half-naked; Carrie tries dog-walking but ends up paying a kid to do it for her.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E18 · Trash Talker Comedy

Trash Talker

Deacon makes the acquaintance of a friendly man before discovering that he has drawn Doug's considerable ire for making friends with his former rival.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E19 · Precedent Nixin' Comedy

Precedent Nixin'

Disaster strikes on a Florida vacation when rampant spring breakers invade the hotel Carrie and Doug plan to stay at, forcing them to room with their in-laws.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E20 · Foe: Pa Comedy

Foe: Pa

Doug takes on the role of a family mediator when he must devise a plan to reconcile father and daughter after Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E21 · Tank Heaven Comedy

Tank Heaven

In an effort to keep his own private little world closed off from unwanted social contacts, Doug uses several juvenile antics to scare off Carrie's new friends.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E22 · Altar Ego Comedy

Altar Ego

The guys take an emergency road trip after Spence finds out his ex is getting hitched in Tennessee; Arthur yells at a pudding vendor at the senior center.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E21 · The Bottle Deposit, Part 1 Comedy

The Bottle Deposit, Part 1

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E22 · The Bottle Deposit, Part 2 Comedy

The Bottle Deposit, Part 2

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E24 · The Invitations Comedy

The Invitations

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E1 · The Foundation Comedy

The Foundation

George's dreams of personal time are shattered when he is roped into heading a foundation for the memory of Susan; Kramer spars with children in Karate class.

05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E2 · The Soul Mate Comedy

The Soul Mate

Kramer finds a soul mate, who unfortunately is also Jerry's latest girlfriend; Elaine's new boyfriend gets a vasectomy to prove how much he doesn't want kids.

05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E3 · The Bizarro Jerry Comedy

The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine hangs out with Kevin and his friends, who are strangely similar to Jerry and company; Jerry dates a girl with man hands; Kramer takes care of business.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S2 · E26 · Empty Nests Comedy

Empty Nests

The girls try to cheer-up their neighbor who is lonely after her daughter has left for college and her doctor husband is too busy.

06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E1 · Old Friends Comedy

Old Friends

Sophia learns her new best friend's illness may cause him to forget they have ever met; Rose's beloved teddy bear is accidentally sold at Blanche's garage sale.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E5 Interview

Actor Valerie Bertinelli joins on the news desk; Drew honors actor Adam Sandler's birthday with a special story; chef Pilar Valdes shares meal prepping tips.

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E6 Interview

Drew welcomes father and son actors Michael and Cameron Douglas for a candid sit-down interview.

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E5 · The Bazaar Comedy

The Bazaar

While Andy is away, an overzealous Warren arrests Aunt Bee and her friends when they run a Bingo game at the Ladies' Charity Bazaar.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E4 · Aunt Bee, the Swinger Comedy

Aunt Bee, the Swinger

Aunt Bee finds companionship with a U.S. congressman, leading the two to go on a date and act as if they were teenagers again.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E6 · A Warning from Warren Comedy

A Warning from Warren

Warren suddenly thinks he has psychic powers and warns Andy and Helen to halt their picnic, but the couple ignores Warren's warning.

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E7 · Off to Hollywood Comedy

Off to Hollywood

When Andy receives a $1,000 check from the Belmont Film Studio for the rights to his story, the family talks him into taking them to see the film in Hollywood.

10:00 35m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E21 · Crisis Comedy

Crisis

The supply lines into camp are cut, leading the crew to find any way to continue to get their work done while burning whatever they can to stay warm.

10:35 35m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E22 · George Comedy

George

Burns becomes infuriated with Private Weston, a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, and attempts to place a dishonorable discharge on him.

11:10 35m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E23 · Mail Call Comedy

Mail Call

Another batch of mail comes in and once again, Trapper doesn't receive a single letter, leading him to become depressed and consider desertion.

11:45 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S16 · E14 · Sergeant Holly Drama

Sergeant Holly

After the Army's payroll is stolen, a falsely accused man is forced to run from the law while searching for the person who framed him for the crime.

Daytime

12:50 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S16 · E15 · Jenny Drama

Jenny

An imprisoned criminal begs Deputy Newly to release him temporarily so he can see his 9-year-old daughter during her upcoming visit to town.

13:55 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S16 · E16 · Captain Sligo Drama

Captain Sligo

When a former sea captain threatens to become a successful rancher, a rival cattleman uses underhanded tricks to interfere with the captain's business.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E17 · Mirage Drama

Mirage

A vengeful father hunts Festus in order to get revenge for the shooting death of his son, but Festus can't remember the circumstances surrounding the death.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E18 · The Tycoon Drama

The Tycoon

Festus becomes a wealthy man after he invests in a successful company, and he considers marriage after he falls in love with a woman.

17:00 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E21 · Opie and the Spoiled Kid Comedy

Opie and the Spoiled Kid

Mayberry is disrupted by the new spoiled kid, but the kid soon learns a lesson when his bike gets impounded and his dad decides to sell it.

17:36 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E22 · The Great Filling Station Robbery Comedy

The Great Filling Station Robbery

Wally's garage continues to be the target of robberies, and Andy and Barney interrogate the mysterious suspect to determine if he is innocent.

Evening

18:12 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E23 · Andy Discovers America Comedy

Andy Discovers America

Opie complains to Andy about his new teacher "Old Lady Crump," but Andy soon discovers Miss Crump is actually young and beautiful.

18:48 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E24 · Aunt Bee's Medicine Man Comedy

Aunt Bee's Medicine Man

Aunt Bee falls for a medicine man after hearing his speech about a bottle of Indian elixir, and the mysterious mixture makes her feel much better.

19:24 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E25 · The Darlings Are Coming Comedy

The Darlings Are Coming

When the Darling family decides to come down from the mountains, their boisterous shenanigans leave Andy and Barney trying to calm the town down.

20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E5 · Who Am I? Comedy

Who Am I?

When Ray doesn't enjoy a night out with his friends, Debra thinks he might be growing up, but Ray thinks he should join his father's lodge.

20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E6 · Robert Needs Money Comedy

Robert Needs Money

Ray and Debra are happy to loan Robert a sum of $1,000 until they find out that he is using it to take a fun-filled vacation to Las Vegas.

21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E7 · The Sigh Comedy

The Sigh

Ray has no trouble with moving to the kid's bathroom to give Debra more space until Frank and Robert start in with the ridicule.

21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E8 · The Annoying Kid Comedy

The Annoying Kid

Ray and Debra find they have a lot in common with new friends, Neil and Lauren, but they come to realize the couple has one major flaw - their son.

22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E9 · She's the One Comedy

She's the One

Robert brings home a new girlfriend to show off to his family, but nobody appears to believe Raymond when his concerns about her turn out to be true.

22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E10 · Marie's Vision Comedy

Marie's Vision

When Marie has vision problems, Debra suggests that she see an eye doctor, but the family soon finds that they preferred a vision-impaired Marie.

23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E11 · The Thought That Counts Comedy

The Thought That Counts

Ray always seems to have anxiety at gift-giving time and when Robert offers a great gift idea for Debra, but he fails to mention Robert, taking all the credit.

Early Morning

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Daytime

Evening

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