TV Land TV Guide — Monday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Monday, 31 August 2026. 43 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E1 · Good News, Bad News Comedy

Good News, Bad News

Jerry meets an attractive woman while doing stand-up on the road, but he cannot figure out whether her intentions are romantic or platonic.

00:30 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E2 · The Stakeout Comedy

The Stakeout

In an effort to get the name of a fascinating girl he met at a birthday party, Jerry and George stakeout the lobby of the building she works in.

01:00 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E3 · The Robbery Comedy

The Robbery

After his apartment gets robbed, Jerry considers moving, but the new residence George shows him is on George's list, so they decide who will move there.

01:30 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E4 · Male Unbonding Comedy

Male Unbonding

Jerry begins to ponder a few courses of action when he sees that he no longer has anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious childhood friend.

02:00 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E5 · The Stock Tip Comedy

The Stock Tip

Jerry and George discover inside information that gives them hope for a new stock; Elaine discovers she is allergic to her boyfriend's cats.

02:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E1 · The Ex-Girlfriend Comedy

The Ex-Girlfriend

Jerry is drawn into George's former relationship when he picks up a few books left at her apartment; Elaine is curious about a degenerating relationship.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E2 · The Pony Remark Comedy

The Pony Remark

When Jerry's parents come to town for their 50th anniversary, Jerry gets into trouble for making a humorous observation about children who have ponies.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E3 · The Jacket Comedy

The Jacket

Jerry buys an expensive, new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining; George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E4 · The Phone Message Comedy

The Phone Message

George lives in regret after blowing an invitation to go upstairs with his girlfriend after a date, which leads him to leave a series of phone messages.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E5 · The Apartment Comedy

The Apartment

Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to rent the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications; Kramer tries mousse in his hair.

05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E6 · The Statue Comedy

The Statue

Jerry suspects his cleaning guy of stealing things from his apartment; Elaine copes with her troublesome working relationship with a Finnish author.

05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E7 · The Revenge Comedy

The Revenge

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom, so he plots revenge with Elaine and tries to slip his boss a "Mickey."

Morning

06:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E8 · The Heart Attack Comedy

The Heart Attack

George thinks he had a heart attack, but the doctor tells him otherwise; Elaine is interested in the doctor, while the doctor is interested in her tongue.

06:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E9 · The Deal Comedy

The Deal

Jerry and Elaine discuss whether or not they could have a sexual relationship without jeopardizing their friendship and devise a special system.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E178 Interview

Drew chats with the legendary Laura Dern!

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E179 Interview

Style expert Kristina Zias gives the rundown on winter fashion must-haves. Dr. Whitney Bowe gives her advice on the best winter skincare.

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E3 · Malcolm at the Crossroads Comedy

Malcolm at the Crossroads

When Malcolm returns to Mayberry, Andy offers him Ernest's position of crossing guard, causing Ernest to challenge Malcolm to a fight.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E16 · Otis, the Artist Comedy

Otis, the Artist

Warren takes a try at modifying Otis by getting him interested in mosaic art, but when Otis tries it, his work turns out to be as bad as his previous habit.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E17 · The Return of Barney Fife Comedy

The Return of Barney Fife

Barney returns to Mayberry for a high school reunion and learns that his former girlfriend Thelma Lou has married someone else.

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E18 · The Legend of Barney Fife Comedy

The Legend of Barney Fife

Barney's courage is questioned, which leads him to go after a dangerous escaped convict in the hope of proving himself to the townspeople.

10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S3 · E8 · Life with Father Comedy

Life with Father

Henry becomes nervous when he receives news that makes him believe that Lorraine is seeing other men back at home, and Father Mulcahy presides over a ceremony.

10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S3 · E9 · Alcoholics Unanimous Comedy

Alcoholics Unanimous

Major Burns is named in charge of the 4077th after Henry heads to Japan, and his first order of business is to prohibit all alcohol consumption on the premises.

11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S3 · E10 · There Is Nothing Like a Nurse Comedy

There Is Nothing Like a Nurse

Hawkeye and Trapper take it upon themselves to life everyone's spirits after they are forced to evacuate from their camp due to an enemy parachute drop.

11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S3 · E12 · A Full Rich Day Comedy

A Full Rich Day

Hawkeye records a letter to his father and includes information about an injured Turkish soldier who proves to be a problem patient.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S17 · E5 · New Doctor in Town Drama

New Doctor in Town

After Doc Adams suddenly leaves town to sharpen his medical skills back east, the town has trouble accepting the services of the doctor that takes his place.

13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S17 · E6 · The Legend Drama

The Legend

Doc Chapman tries to help a mother and her youngest son, who suffer discrimination because their family includes several outlaws.

14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S17 · E10 · My Brother's Keeper Drama

My Brother's Keeper

After entering a cave to seek shelter from a fierce storm, Festus discovers an ailing, elderly Native American who has come there to die.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S17 · E8 · Lynott Drama

Lynott

After Matt is sidelined with a severe gunshot wound, a former lawman offers to temporarily take Matt's place as the peacekeeper of Dodge City.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S17 · E9 · Lijah Drama

Lijah

After an itinerant mountain man stumbles upon a gruesome murder scene, he takes the only survivor, a 10-year-old girl, and flees into the mountains to safety.

17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S4 · E6 · Gomer, the House Guest Comedy

Gomer, the House Guest

After Wally fires Gomer, he loses his modest lodging; Andy takes Gomer in even though Gomer starts driving Andy, Aunt Bee, and Opie insane.

17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S4 · E7 · A Black Day for Mayberry Comedy

A Black Day for Mayberry

Golden bricks, which are worth a whopping $7 million, pass through Mayberry on their way to Fort Knox from the Denver mint, prompting an elaborate reception.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S4 · E8 · Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain Comedy

Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain

Opie makes straight A's and is rewarded with a bike, but when he finds out the grades were a mistake, he decides to run away and join the Navy.

18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S4 · E10 · Up in Barney's Room Comedy

Up in Barney's Room

Barney stays at the courthouse when Mrs. Mendlebright kicks him out of his room for cooking.; Barney is suspicious of his landlady fiancé

19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S4 · E9 · A Date for Gomer Comedy

A Date for Gomer

Andy and Barney set Gomer up with Thelma Lou's timid cousin, Mary Grace; Gomer immediately falls for her and runs to the store to get her flowers.

19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S4 · E11 · Citizen's Arrest Comedy

Citizen's Arrest

Barney resigns when Gomer gives him a citizen's arrest for an illegal U-turn, but he may be needed after all for a robbery at the filling station.

20:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E14 · Lateness Comedy

Lateness

Ray decides to teach Debra a lesson in the importance of being prompt after her perpetual lateness almost causes them both to miss an awards dinner.

20:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E15 · Party Dress Comedy

Party Dress

When Ally is invited to a formal birthday party, Ray is reluctant to pay for an expensive dress, especially since it's hosted by his old nemesis Peggy.

21:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E16 · Security Comedy

Security

When Robert begins selling home security systems, he contemplates retirement, but Amy questions whether this is what he really wants, or what Marie wants.

21:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E17 · The Ingrate Comedy

The Ingrate

When Raymond receives an honorary doctorate and fails to thank Debra, she is quick to point out just how often he has snubbed her in the past.

22:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E18 · Crazy Chin Comedy

Crazy Chin

A quiet family dinner with Amy's parents leads to the revelation that Robert has the unusual habit of touching food to his chin before consuming it.

22:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E19 · The Nice Talk Comedy

The Nice Talk

While attempting to complete a puzzle, Ray and Pat, Amy's mother, have a long discussion and become friends, when everyone else finds out, they become jealous.

23:00 36m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E20 · Blabbermouths Comedy

Blabbermouths

When Robert learns some dirty secrets about Ray via Amy and Debra, Ray decides to even the score by sharing some dirty secrets of his own.

23:36 36m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E21 · The Model Comedy

The Model

Ray is flummoxed after learning a modeling agency has scheduled a photography session with Robert, and both are surprised when the modeling agency vanishes.

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Evening

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