TV Land TV Guide — Thursday, 14 May 2026

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Thursday, 14 May 2026. 42 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E5 · Strike One Comedy

Strike One

Doug's union is poised to strike so Carrie thinks they shouldn't buy a new car, but Doug buys a new SUV anyway then panics when the union strikes.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E6 · Strike Too Comedy

Strike Too

Still on strike, Doug picks up a job as a substitute teacher at his sister's school, and thinks it will be a breeze, until the students wreak havoc on him.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E7 · Strike Out Comedy

Strike Out

Out of work due to a strike, a bored Doug and Deacon start playing practical jokes on people and Arthur joins in, but is left alone when the strike's over.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E8 · Dark Meet Comedy

Dark Meet

Carrie and Doug reminisce about their first Thanksgiving together at Carrie's house with Arthur and his new wife, ending in a huge fiasco.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E9 · Twisted Sitters Comedy

Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie offer to baby-sit Deacon and Kelly's kids, but when one of the kids sees them having sex, they panic that the kid will tattle on them.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E10 · Work Related Comedy

Work Related

To Carrie's astonishment, Arthur is offered a part-time job after visiting her at work; Doug and Deacon engage in a practical joke war.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E19 · The Yada Yada Comedy

The Yada Yada

George's girlfriend is big on the phrase "yada yada", allowing her to skip over dubious social anecdotes; Jerry is irked by his dentist's religious conversion.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E20 · The Millennium Comedy

The Millennium

Kramer and Newman compete bitterly while planning their respective New Year's Eve parties; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E21 · The Muffin Tops Comedy

The Muffin Tops

Elaine and Lippman form a partnership to open a store that sells only muffin tops; George pretends to be a tourist to attract a beautiful tourist agent.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E22 · The Summer of George Comedy

The Summer of George

After receiving a severance package from the Yankees, George decides to take a few months off and initiates "The Summer of George"; Kramer wins a Tony award.

05:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S1 · E18 · The Operation Comedy

The Operation

Dorothy escapes from the hospital to avoid an operation prompted by a tap dancing accident with Blanche and Rose for an upcoming recital.

05:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S1 · E20 · Adult Education Comedy

Adult Education

Blanche's psychology professor offers her an unusual method to receive a passing grade in his course; Dorothy, Rose and Sophia want tickets to a sold-out show.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S1 · E21 · The Flu Comedy

The Flu

A influenza outbreak threatens to prevent Rose, Dorothy and Rose from attending a high-profile charity banquet, and Sophia wants to find a date for that night.

06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S1 · E22 · Job Hunting Comedy

Job Hunting

Rose reluctantly agrees to take a job as a waitress after losing her job at the counseling center; Blanche tries losing weight; Dorothy finds an old crush.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E27 Interview

Actor Martha Plimpton promotes her show "Task"; Drew, Ross and Valerie Bertinelli are on the news desk to discuss the latest headlines, topics and trends.

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E28 Interview

Television personality Dan Souza is getting in the kitchen to whip up a tasty oatmeal for breakfast; actor Tyriq Withers stops by to promote his film "HIM."

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E13 · Aunt Bee's Cousin Comedy

Aunt Bee's Cousin

Aunt Bee's seemingly well-to-do cousin make a surprise and interesting appearance, but Andy learns he is not as wealthy as he appears to be.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E14 · Suppose Andy Gets Sick Comedy

Suppose Andy Gets Sick

Goober takes over everything at the station after Andy becomes ill with the flu and is unable to tend to his duties without disturbing Andy's rest.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E15 · Howard's New Life Comedy

Howard's New Life

Howard leaves his job as the county clerk for a relaxing and exotic vacation as a beachcomber in the beautiful and luscious Caribbean.

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E16 · Goober the Executive Comedy

Goober the Executive

With the greatly needed financial backing and support from Andy and Emmett, Goober is able to afford to purchase Wally's filling station.

10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E14 · Hot Lips and Empty Arms Comedy

Hot Lips and Empty Arms

Margaret isn't happy where she is and decides to leave Frank by asking for a transfer, but it is short-lived when she realizes the loyalty of her friends.

10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E15 · Officers Only Comedy

Officers Only

Hawkeye and Trapper are assigned to operate on General Mitchell's son, and after a successful surgery on him, the general grants them three days in Tokyo.

11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E16 · Henry in Love Comedy

Henry in Love

Henry returns from his vacation in Tokyo and announces to the crew that he has fallen in love with a girl that he begins to show off around the camp.

11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E17 · For Want of a Boot Comedy

For Want of a Boot

Hawkeye is in serious need of some new boots and will do anything to get a pair, but he learns he has a laundry list of things to do before he can get them.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E10 · In Performance of Duty Drama

In Performance of Duty

When Judge Kendall demands that the law be followed above all else, a notorious outlaw and his gang of criminals are released from prison.

13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E11 · Island in the Desert, Part 1 Drama

Island in the Desert, Part 1

Festus is injured by an escaped killer while attempting to bring him back in and is found by an unusual hermit who lives in the desert with his gold.

14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E12 · Island in the Desert, Part 2 Drama

Island in the Desert, Part 2

While Festus is being forced to carry gold dust for a crazed miner, he follows the tracks left behind by the fugitive who stranded him in the desert.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E13 · The Colonel Drama

The Colonel

A colonel is unexpectedly reunited with his daughter after they'd been apart for a long time and must deal with this painful encounter.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E24 · The Sharecroppers Drama

The Sharecroppers

In order to help a family of sharecroppers, Festus agrees to pick up a plow and lend a hand to later learn of the family's motives.

17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E11 · The Pageant Comedy

The Pageant

Aunt Bee begins to mull over the idea of becoming a Hollywood celebrity after attaining a lead role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant.

17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E12 · The Darling Baby Comedy

The Darling Baby

Charlene Darling chooses Opie to be her baby daughter's betrothed and he becomes an unwilling participant in the traditional ceremony.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E13 · Andy and Helen Have Their Day Comedy

Andy and Helen Have Their Day

After Helen and Andy realize they have been too busy for each other, Barney steps in and gives them the gift of a day alone together.

18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E14 · Three Wishes for Opie Comedy

Three Wishes for Opie

Opie gets three wishes that seem to come true almost immediately after Barney uses his new fortune-telling cards to tell the little boy's fortune.

19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E15 · Otis Sues the County Comedy

Otis Sues the County

A lawyer convinces Otis to sue the county for damages after he falls while leaving the cell, but Otis soon remembers the truth behind the story.

19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E16 · Barney Fife, Realtor Comedy

Barney Fife, Realtor

Barney decides to sell real estate, but his career comes to a screeching halt after a huge four-way deal is obstructed by the honesty of children.

20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E9 · The Lone Barone Comedy

The Lone Barone

Raymond and Robert have a discussion about the pros and cons of marriage, and when Robert and Amy break up, everyone puts the blame on Ray.

20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E10 · No Fat Comedy

No Fat

After tests reveal Frank and Marie's poor health, Marie puts them on a diet, and prepares a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving, which does not go over well with Ray.

21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E11 · The Apartment Comedy

The Apartment

Ray becomes jealous of Robert when he finds that he has a swinging bachelor pad; Frank turns Robert's old room into a lounge.

21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E12 · The Toaster Comedy

The Toaster

Ray is bewildered to learn his parents exchanged his personalized Christmas gift to them for a cutting-edge coffee maker.

22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E13 · Ping Pong Comedy

Ping Pong

Raymond demands retribution when his father tells him that he once let him win at ping pong, but upon losing, Ray claims that he let his father win.

22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E14 · Pants on Fire Comedy

Pants on Fire

Raymond is not so loved by Marie when he admits that he threw a party 20 years earlier, but Robert soon admits that it was in fact his party.

23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E15 · Robert's Date Comedy

Robert's Date

The family grows concerned when Robert radically changes his personality in order to bond with his new partner and her friends.

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Evening

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