TV Land TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Thursday, 27 August 2026. 42 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E23 · Icky Shuffle Comedy

Icky Shuffle

Doug agrees to take Carrie's place on Arthur's shuffleboard team after she falls ill; Carrie grows overly accustomed to Holly caring for her.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E24 · Awful Bigamy Comedy

Awful Bigamy

Doug re-evaluates his opposition to letting Holly move into the house after realizing the benefits of having two women in the house to cater to his every whim.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E1 · Lost Vegas Comedy

Lost Vegas

Doug agrees to attend a health spa with Carrie in the hopes she will return the favor by allowing him to visit Las Vegas with the guys.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E2 · Dugan Groupie Comedy

Dugan Groupie

Doug tries to further his own career after Carrie's promotion begins to interfere with their time together; Arthur feels paranoid.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E3 · Furious Gorge Comedy

Furious Gorge

The opportunity for some free doughnuts and chips succeeds in luring Doug into a support group for men trapped in abusive relationships.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E4 · Entertainment Weakly Comedy

Entertainment Weakly

Doug grows jealous of a new driver's ability to do various impersonations; Carrie's productivity takes a hit when her assistant quits.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E4 · The Little Kicks Comedy

The Little Kicks

Elaine embarrasses herself at a company party by dancing horribly; George plays a bad seed to attract a girl; Jerry gets caught up in bootlegging movies.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E5 · The Package Comedy

The Package

Since being labeled a difficult patient, Elaine cannot find a doctor who will treat her rash; Jerry receives a suspicious package in the mail.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E6 · The Fatigues Comedy

The Fatigues

Intimidated by an employee she is supposed to fire, Elaine promotes him instead; Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor; George gives a seminar on risk management.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E7 · The Checks Comedy

The Checks

Jerry receives a barrage of royalty checks from Japan; Kramer escorts Japanese tourists around New York; George is obsessed with a cultish carpet cabal.

05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E8 · The Chicken Roaster Comedy

The Chicken Roaster

Kramer and Jerry switch apartments when a new chicken restaurant puts up a neon sign outside Kramer's apartment; Elaine abuses her company expense account.

05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E9 · The Abstinence Comedy

The Abstinence

George gets sharper the longer he goes without having sex; Elaine's lack of sex dulls her mind considerably; Jerry gets bumped from Career Night.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E2 · One for the Money Comedy

One for the Money

The ladies remember all their failed businesses and get-rich-quick schemes when Sophia reveals her new business plans for finally attaining wealth.

06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E3 · Bringing Up Baby Comedy

Bringing Up Baby

Rose inherits her deceased uncle's beloved pig and will get a $100,000 bonus if she will care for the beast until it meets its own death.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E194 Interview

Respin founder Halle Berry joins Drew for a candid conversation about her menopause experience and why she founded Respin to help other women.

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E195 Interview

Michelle Randolph tells Drew about the latest season of "Landman" and her new movie "Scream 7." Halle Berry and her personal Respin coach share menopause tips.

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E8 · Taylors in Hollywood Comedy

Taylors in Hollywood

When the Taylor's get their first taste of Hollywood they are not happy with the way they are portrayed in Andy's film, Sheriff Without a Gun.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E9 · The Hollywood Party Comedy

The Hollywood Party

An unhappy Helen demands an explanation from Andy when a photograph of him with a beautiful Hollywood actress is printed in a newspaper.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E10 · Aunt Bee on TV Comedy

Aunt Bee on TV

Aunt Bee loses her friends when she can't stop flaunting all the new things she won from appearing on the game show "Win or Lose."

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E11 · The Cannon Comedy

The Cannon

Things get out of hand when Warren and Goober are assigned to guard the Mobile State Museum for the governor's Founder's Day visit.

10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S2 · E24 · A Smattering of Intelligence Comedy

A Smattering of Intelligence

Hawkeye and Trapper decide to play a trick on Colnel Flagg and an agent from an intelligence organization by making them believe that Burns is a traitor.

10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S3 · E1 · The General Flipped at Dawn Comedy

The General Flipped at Dawn

The camp is visited by General Steele who wants to move the camp five miles down the road, something that Hawkeye and Henry don't agree with.

11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S3 · E2 · Rainbow Bridge Comedy

Rainbow Bridge

Henry is faced with a tough decision after the Chinese agree to a POW swap with their camp as he finally decides to send the males over there for it.

11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S3 · E3 · Officer of the Day Comedy

Officer of the Day

Burns and Houlihan take charge of the unit and name Hawkeye the officer of the day, but his refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier causes a confrontation.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E19 · Jaekel Drama

Jaekel

A conniving, psychotic killer heads home without realizing that the woman he's obsessed over has already started a new family by marrying someone else.

13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E20 · Murdoch Drama

Murdoch

A rebellious teenage boy joins and outlaw gang under an assumed named in order to spite his father, who has been feverishly hunting the gang.

14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E21 · Cleavus Drama

Cleavus

Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector and then goes insane after he discovers that the rich claim only contains worthless fool's gold.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E22 · Lavery Drama

Lavery

Matt helps an accused thief find a legitimate job after the thief saves his life, but the man's criminal friends want him to help them commit another robbery.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S17 · E1 · The Lost Drama

The Lost

After Kitty is stranded in the middle of the wilderness, she and a mute girl are imprisoned by the members of a deranged, backwoods family.

17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E26 · Andy's English Valet Comedy

Andy's English Valet

Andy receives a chauffeur when an English tourist attempts to work off his ticket for reckless driving rather than pay the fine directly.

17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E27 · Barney's First Car Comedy

Barney's First Car

Barney finally spends his savings on a new set of wheels, only to uncover by accident a gang of crooks that continue to steal and resell the same vehicles.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E28 · The Rivals Comedy

The Rivals

Opie discovers the meaning of puppy love when he is rejected by his first crush, and Barney tries to teach him how to treat a lady.

18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E29 · A Wife for Andy Comedy

A Wife for Andy

Barney tries desperately to help marry off Andy by parading every eligible woman around in front of him to narrow down the best match.

19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E30 · Dogs, Dogs, Dogs Comedy

Dogs, Dogs, Dogs

The sheriff's office receives needed assistance from Opie and his four-legged pals when the state inspector visits the Mayberry jailhouse to offer more funding.

19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E31 · Mountain Wedding Comedy

Mountain Wedding

Andy and Barney reluctantly decide to pay a visit to the elusive Darling family in the hopes of changing Earnest's mind about marriage.

20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E12 · Grandpa Steals Comedy

Grandpa Steals

When Frank gets into an argument with a store manager over eating products in spite of a "no sampling sign," he upsets Ally and has to try and talk to her.

20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E13 · Somebody Hates Raymond Comedy

Somebody Hates Raymond

When Ray discovers that a local radio host hates him, his world is shaken, but not as much as when Robert admits that he hates Ray, too.

21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E14 · Just a Formality Comedy

Just a Formality

When Robert decides to propose to Amy, he plans to meet her parents first to seek their permission, but things do not go smoothly.

21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E15 · The Disciplinarian Comedy

The Disciplinarian

Debra decides that it is Ray's turn to be the house disciplinarian, a role he is badly suited for and Frank finds out that he wasn't too great at it, either.

22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E16 · Sweet Charity Comedy

Sweet Charity

Ray reluctantly agrees to do charity work at a hospital, but when he becomes a hit and keeps going, Debra regrets signing him up in the first place.

22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E17 · Meeting the Parents Comedy

Meeting the Parents

When Amy's parents show up unexpectedly, they are shocked to see Robert at her place, and try to talk her out of getting married.

23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S7 · E18 · The Plan Comedy

The Plan

When Robert is handed the task of writing wedding invitations, he messes them up to get out of it, but the invitations are sent out with disastrous results.

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