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Carrie is hesitant to accept Doug's new gig as a part-time bartender until he starts bringing home large tips; Arthur plots a coup at the senior center.

Doug and Carrie hire Lou Ferrigno as their personal trainer; Arthur learns he was cheated out of a consolation prize and does his best to try and collect.

Doug tries to compose a romantic poem after Carrie discovers the line he spoke to win her heart was actually embarrassing dialogue from a second-rate movie.

Doug becomes obsessed with reliving his high school glory days after a random encounter with his old football coach; Arthur uses the wrong drops for his ears.

Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers in the hopes their boisterous flirting will help Carrie feel younger; Arthur alters Carrie's childhood photos.

Doug brushes up on his African-American history after it appears Deacon is growing closer to a new friend; Carrie has problems at the salon.

George's relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry's tax audit worries, until she becomes his former girlfriend; Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate.

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents after a back breaking sofa bed and the disposition of a pen that writes upside-down.

Jerry is forced to watch an unruly dog for a fellow airline passenger who is sick in a Chicago hospital; Kramer tries breaking up with his girlfriend.

The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.

Dorothy plans a stirring speech on the president's view on education but is speechless, when she actually gets the opportunity to meet him.

Dorothy plans a stirring speech on the President's view on education, but is speechless when she actually gets the opportunity to meet him.

Blanche's pregnant daughter announces she wants her mother to be with her when she goes into labor; Rose is determined to become an ice skater.

Rose discovers her father is a monk who has spent his life in the Church atoning for abandoning her; Sophia must have surgery, but she runs into trouble.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

The church congregation promises to contribute money to buy a new church organ, but everyone tries to back out when the time comes to honor their pledges.

The usually shy Warren runs into trouble with Helen when he unknowingly takes on a completely different personality while sleepwalking.

When Malcolm returns to Mayberry, Andy offers him Ernest's position of crossing guard, causing Ernest to challenge Malcolm to a fight.

Warren takes a try at modifying Otis by getting him interested in mosaic art, but when Otis tries it, his work turns out to be as bad as his previous habit.

Potter attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait; Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy try to bring the Swampmen back together.

Klinger buys a goat in hopes of getting rich by selling milk, but the goat escapes and winds up eating $22,000 from the 4077th's payroll.

Hawkeye learns to appreciate the nurses' vital contributions to the healing process and Margaret becomes a tyrant when she learns of an incoming inspection.

Father Mulcahy somehow manages to work an unexpected miracle at the 4077th's Halloween party, leaving everyone completely in disbelief.

After entering a cave to seek shelter from a fierce storm, Festus discovers an ailing, elderly Native American who has come there to die.

After Matt is sidelined with a severe gunshot wound, a former lawman offers to temporarily take Matt's place as the peacekeeper of Dodge City.

After an itinerant mountain man stumbles upon a gruesome murder scene, he takes the only survivor, a 10-year-old girl, and flees into the mountains to safety.

A gunfighter flees town in order to escape the consequences of his actions after he murders a priest and a sheriff, but Marshal Matt Dillon sent after him.

An aging mountain man is on a mission to kill the man who murdered someone dear to him, but he is sidetracked from his mission when a posse recruits him.

When a traveling salesman comes to town, Ben Weaver demands the law be followed that prohibits anyone from selling goods without a permanent structure.

When the jail is filled with moonshiners who blame Otis for their capture, Andy decides to let Otis stay with Aunt Bee to sleep it off as he regularly does.