Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Thursday, 8 October 2026. 42 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.
Early Morning
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00:00 30m
The King of Queens
S5 · E17 · S'Poor House ComedyS'Poor HouseThe mold is overgrown in Doug's house to the tune of $12,000 for repairs, so he puts pride aside and asks his father for help which prompts a no-spending rule. -
00:30 30m
The King of Queens
S5 · E18 · Steve Moscow ComedySteve MoscowCarrie and Doug hire Russian workers to repair their home but the workers need constant coaxing to get things done, so they use vodka to inspire them. -
01:00 30m
The King of Queens
S5 · E19 · Cowardly Lyin' ComedyCowardly Lyin'Doug confesses to Carrie that he frequently lies or simply keeps the truth from her in order save himself from her infamous wrath. -
01:30 30m
The King of Queens
S5 · E20 · Driving Reign ComedyDriving ReignSince Doug didn't want to write it, Carrie wrote Danny a letter of recommendation for IPS, and now Doug's job is on the line with Danny as his competition. -
02:00 30m
The King of Queens
S5 · E21 · Clothes Encounter ComedyClothes EncounterWhen Doug wants to bring an end to Carrie's addiction for pricey clothes, she devises a plan: wear the clothes once and then return them with the tags still on. -
02:30 30m
The King of Queens
S5 · E22 · Queens'bro Bridge ComedyQueens'bro BridgeDoug sets up a meeting between Arthur and his half-brother, Skitch, with high hopes that Arthur will move in with Skitch and he and Carrie will be alone again. -
03:00 30m
Seinfeld
S4 · E7 · The Bubble Boy ComedyThe Bubble BoyOn their way to the family cabin, George and Susan visit a boy who lives in a bubble; Kramer and Naomi start a fire that ends up burning down the cabin. -
03:30 30m
Seinfeld
S4 · E8 · The Cheever Letters ComedyThe Cheever LettersJerry says the wrong thing while starting to get intimate with one of Elaine's co-workers; Henry's incriminating letters are found in the cabin debris. -
04:00 30m
Seinfeld
S4 · E9 · The Opera ComedyThe OperaCrazy Joe Devola leaves Jerry a frightening message saying he will put the kibosh on him; Kramer has tickets for the opera, so everyone attends. -
04:30 30m
Seinfeld
S4 · E10 · The Virgin ComedyThe VirginJerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin; George wants to end his relationship with Susan to exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line. -
05:00 30m
Seinfeld
S4 · E11 · The Contest ComedyThe ContestGeorge's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial. -
05:30 30m
Seinfeld
S4 · E12 · The Airport ComedyThe AirportWhen Jerry and Elaine are forced to take a standby flight, Jerry gets to party in first class with a model; Kramer sees a man who owes him money at the airport.
Morning
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06:00 30m
The Golden Girls
S7 · E21 · A Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 2 ComedyA Midwinter Night's Dream: Part 2Dorothy and Miles face guilt and betrayal after they share an impetuous kiss in the moonlight; Blanche's jewelry is stolen; Sophia tries to break a curse. -
06:30 30m
The Golden Girls
S7 · E22 · Rose: Portrait of a Woman ComedyRose: Portrait of a WomanBlanche convinces a reluctant Rose to pose for a sexy picture as a surprise for Miles on his birthday; Dorothy's speaking engagement leads to a new job. -
07:00 30m
The Drew Barrymore Show
InterviewWith humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity. -
07:30 30m
The Drew Barrymore Show
InterviewWith humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity. -
08:00 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S7 · E7 · Mind Over Matter ComedyMind Over MatterGoober's harmless involvement in a minor traffic accident gets blown out of proportion when the bumbling mechanic becomes convinced of his own imminent death. -
08:30 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S7 · E8 · Politics Begins at Home ComedyPolitics Begins at HomeAunt Bee and Howard run against each other for city council and Andy is torn on who to vote for since Howard is more qualified for the job. -
09:00 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S7 · E9 · The Senior Play ComedyThe Senior PlayHelen and the senior class plan to rebel by performing a play the principal does not approve of, demonstrating that perception is relative. -
09:30 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S7 · E10 · Opie Finds a Baby ComedyOpie Finds a BabyOpie and Arnold stumble upon an abandoned baby on the courthouse steps and decide to keep the helpless infant a secret, while trying to find it a family. -
10:00 30m
M*A*S*H
S7 · E10 · Baby, It's Cold Outside ComedyBaby, It's Cold OutsideCharles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he sports a polar suit while everyone else is freezing due to record low temperatures. -
10:30 30m
M*A*S*H
S7 · E11 · Point of View ComedyPoint of ViewA young solder suffers a serious injury and is flown to the 4077 to receive treatment and manages to get a look into the day-to-day happenings in the unit. -
11:00 30m
M*A*S*H
S7 · E12 · Dear Comrade ComedyDear ComradeCharles' new servant seems to be a man of unusual skills including the preparation of a native remedy for a medical problem at the hospital. -
11:30 30m
M*A*S*H
S7 · E13 · Out of Gas ComedyOut of GasThe stock of Pentothal, an anesthetic, is low as a heavy influx of patients arrives, and Father Mulcachy and Charles are forced to trade with black marketers.
Daytime
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12:00 1h
Gunsmoke
S13 · E13 · Rope Fever DramaRope FeverA man is falsely imprisoned for murder and bank robbery, and he is being forced to lead an aging sheriff and his eager deputy to the missing loot. -
13:00 1h
Gunsmoke
S13 · E14 · Wonder DramaWonderA man, who is trying to clear his name of murder, has bigger problems when the two brothers of his girlfriend are plotting to kill him. -
14:00 1h
Gunsmoke
S13 · E15 · Baker's Dozen DramaBaker's DozenAfter a stagecoach robbery leads to the birth of triplets and the death of their mother, Doc has to fight in court to make sure the babies stay together. -
15:00 1h
Gunsmoke
S13 · E16 · The Victim DramaThe VictimAfter Bo Remick is accused of murdering a wealthy rancher's son, Matt travels to a nearby town to uncover evidence that will prove Remick's innocence. -
16:00 1h
Gunsmoke
S13 · E18 · Nowhere to Run DramaNowhere to RunAfter a teenage burglar becomes involved in a murder, his criminal compatriots worry that his involvement in the crime will bring unwanted attention to them. -
17:00 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S3 · E27 · Barney's First Car ComedyBarney's First CarBarney finally spends his savings on a new set of wheels, only to uncover by accident a gang of crooks that continue to steal and resell the same vehicles. -
17:30 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S3 · E28 · The Rivals ComedyThe RivalsOpie discovers the meaning of puppy love when he is rejected by his first crush, and Barney tries to teach him how to treat a lady.
Evening
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18:00 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S3 · E29 · A Wife for Andy ComedyA Wife for AndyBarney tries desperately to help marry off Andy by parading every eligible woman around in front of him to narrow down the best match. -
18:30 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S3 · E30 · Dogs, Dogs, Dogs ComedyDogs, Dogs, DogsThe sheriff's office receives needed assistance from Opie and his four-legged pals when the state inspector visits the Mayberry jailhouse to offer more funding. -
19:00 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S3 · E31 · Mountain Wedding ComedyMountain WeddingAndy and Barney reluctantly decide to pay a visit to the elusive Darling family in the hopes of changing Earnest's mind about marriage. -
19:30 30m
The Andy Griffith Show
S3 · E32 · The Big House ComedyThe Big HouseBarney is left in charge of the Mayberry jail and two captured bank robbers, but when he tries to prove the high quality of Mayberry jail, his prisoners escape. -
20:00 35m
Everybody Loves Raymond
S2 · E13 · Civil War ComedyCivil WarWhen Frank fails to invite Raymond to participate in a Civil War reenactment, Ray joins the opposing side; the family, like the country, makes peace. -
20:35 35m
Everybody Loves Raymond
S2 · E14 · Mia Famiglia ComedyMia FamigliaWhile researching a family tree, Frank's old-world aunt comes to visit, delighting the family at first, but she soon overstays her welcome. -
21:10 35m
Everybody Loves Raymond
S2 · E15 · Marie's Meatballs ComedyMarie's MeatballsWhen Ray likes Marie's cooking better than Debra's, his wife is upset, and soon, his mother fears that he only visits her for the food. -
21:45 35m
Everybody Loves Raymond
S2 · E16 · The Checkbook ComedyThe CheckbookRaymond decides to show Debra how easy it is to balance the checkbook, but instead ends up in deep financial trouble and needs help. -
22:20 35m
Everybody Loves Raymond
S2 · E17 · The Ride-Along ComedyThe Ride-AlongWhen Raymond spends a shift in the patrol car with his brother, he first thinks it's boring, but realizes how brave his brother is during a robbery. -
22:55 35m
Everybody Loves Raymond
S2 · E18 · The Family Bed ComedyThe Family BedRaymond tries to call in his mother to deal with Ally's nighttime fears, but Debra is upset when she finds out. -
23:30 30m
Everybody Loves Raymond
S2 · E19 · Good Girls ComedyGood GirlsThe family wonders why Marie is so fixated on the sexual activity of Robert's girlfriend, only to make an alarming discovery.