TV Land TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Thursday, 29 October 2026. 42 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E1 · Pilot Comedy

Pilot

Doug Heffernan gets a 70-inch TV to make his sport's basement dream complete, but the dream turns into a nightmare when Carrie's father moves into the basement.
00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E2 · Fat City Comedy

Fat City

After seeing a picture of Carrie's overweight mother, Doug hints to Carrie that it's time to diet now so as not to fatten up later in life.
01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E3 · Cello, Goodbye Comedy

Cello, Goodbye

Since Carrie started working at a successful Manhattan law firm, Doug feels inadequate and wonders why his wife ever chose a guy like him.
01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E4 · Richie's Song Comedy

Richie's Song

Doug tries unsuccessfully to hint to Richie that his wife is cheating on him; Arthur becomes neurotic about getting a refund on a "shady" deodorant.
02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E5 · Paternal Affairs Comedy

Paternal Affairs

To Doug's utter horror, his aunt Sheila begins to date Arthur after separating from Hank; knowing it will not work out, Doug starts to feel sorry for Arthur.
02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E6 · Head First Comedy

Head First

Doug takes Arthur out to a pool hall, where Arthur starts a barroom brawl. Carrie's just happy Doug invited him along and shows her appreciation in the bedroom.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E5 · The Bris Comedy

The Bris

Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn; George nabs great parking spot.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E6 · The Lip Reader Comedy

The Lip Reader

Jerry becomes smitten over a line judge at the U.S. open, but after finally getting her attention, he discovers that she is deaf; Kramer becomes a ball boy.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E7 · The Non-Fat Yogurt Comedy

The Non-Fat Yogurt

When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop; Jerry accidentally says the "F" word.
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E8 · The Barber Comedy

The Barber

Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber even when he is given a really bad haircut; Newman is charged by Jerry's barber to get a sample of Jerry's hair.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E9 · The Masseuse Comedy

The Masseuse

Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage; Elaine's new boyfriend shares the same name as a serial killer.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S5 · E10 · The Cigar Store Indian Comedy

The Cigar Store Indian

A Native American woman thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering; George gets grounded.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E5 · Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself Comedy

Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself

The girls make a challenge to each other to conquer their fears after the timid Rose is forced to deliver her aunt's eulogy in front of a large audience.
06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S3 · E6 · Letter to Gorbachev Comedy

Letter to Gorbachev

Rose writes a letter to President Reagan and Premier Gorbachev about nuclear weapons and is surprised when Gorbachev wants to meet her.
07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E17 · The Mayberry Chef Comedy

The Mayberry Chef

Due to the reputation of her cooking, the local TV station asks Aunt Bee to host and talk on her very own delicious cooking show.
08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E18 · Emmett's Brother-in-Law Comedy

Emmett's Brother-in-Law

Emmett is urged and encouraged by his brother-in-law to pack up his belongings and leave the fix-it shop to become a life insurance salesman.
09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E19 · Opie's Drugstore Job Comedy

Opie's Drugstore Job

Opie must face the consequences at his new job when he accidentally breaks an expensive bottle of perfume, but his boss quickly forgives him.
09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E20 · The Church Benefactors Comedy

The Church Benefactors

The Mayberry church must come to a fair consensus on the financial handlings, choosing either new choir robes or repairing the church's foundation.
10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S9 · E15 · Bottoms Up Comedy

Bottoms Up

Hawkeye becomes the object of scorn when he tries to pull a practical joke on Winchester, and a nurse tries to hide her drinking problem.
10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S9 · E16 · The Red/White Blues Comedy

The Red/White Blues

Colonel Potter's latest physical exam reveals that his blood pressure is high, and everyone tries so hard to help him lower it that he nearly blows his top.
11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S9 · E17 · Bless You, Hawkeye Comedy

Bless You, Hawkeye

When no one on the 4077th can figure out an approachable reason for Hawkeye's sudden bouts of sneezing, Sidney Freedman decides to help the doctor out.
11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S9 · E18 · Blood Brothers Comedy

Blood Brothers

Hawkeye does his best to avoid an emotional breakdown when he faces the fact that there is nothing he can do to save a young soldier dying from leukemia.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E11 · The Witness Drama

The Witness

When a young man is about to be tried for murder, his concerned father comes to the area in order to track down and eliminate al possible witnesses.
13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E10 · The Scavengers Drama

The Scavengers

After a black man unwittingly stumbles upon dead travelers, he tells everyone on Dodge City that innocent Native Americans committed the gruesome crime.
14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E12 · McCabe Drama

McCabe

In order to see his family, a fugitive wants to return home so desperately that he takes a hostage in order to negotiate with Dan for his escape.
15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E14 · Sergeant Holly Drama

Sergeant Holly

After the Army's payroll is stolen, a falsely accused man is forced to run from the law while searching for the person who framed him for the crime.
16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S16 · E15 · Jenny Drama

Jenny

An imprisoned criminal begs Deputy Newly to release him temporarily so he can see his 9-year-old daughter during her upcoming visit to town.
17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E17 · Alcohol and Old Lace Comedy

Alcohol and Old Lace

Andy and Barney get smashed and are shocked when the trail they have been following places them face-to-face with two spinster sisters.
17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E18 · Andy and the Marriage Counselor Comedy

Andy and the Marriage Counselor

Andy gets fed up with a couple's incessant bickering and arguing and offers to play the role of marriage counselor to help them sort through their problems.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E19 · Mayberry on Record Comedy

Mayberry on Record

Andy's suspicions are high when a mysterious record promoter enters Mayberry in search of material to compile a folk music album.
18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E20 · Andy Saves Barney's Morale Comedy

Andy Saves Barney's Morale

The people of Mayberry express their outrage and anger at Barney's ridiculous and overzealous patrolling efforts by protesting against him.
19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E21 · Andy and the Gentleman Crook Comedy

Andy and the Gentleman Crook

Everyone in Mayberry, with the exception of Andy, is awed by an infamous and intriguing con artist who is being held in the Mayberry jail.
19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E22 · Cyrano Andy Comedy

Cyrano Andy

Andy attempts to help a bashful Barney out with his love life by teaching him how to express his lovestruck feelings for Thelma Lou.
20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E18 · Crazy Chin Comedy

Crazy Chin

A quiet family dinner with Amy's parents leads to the revelation that Robert has the unusual habit of touching food to his chin before consuming it.
20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E19 · The Nice Talk Comedy

The Nice Talk

While attempting to complete a puzzle, Ray and Pat, Amy's mother, have a long discussion and become friends, when everyone else finds out, they become jealous.
21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E20 · Blabbermouths Comedy

Blabbermouths

When Robert learns some dirty secrets about Ray via Amy and Debra, Ray decides to even the score by sharing some dirty secrets of his own.
21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E21 · The Model Comedy

The Model

Ray is flummoxed after learning a modeling agency has scheduled a photography session with Robert, and both are surprised when the modeling agency vanishes.
22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E22 · The Mentor Comedy

The Mentor

Ray and Robert are astounded to discover Frank served as an inspiration to a successful man he worked with many years ago.
22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S8 · E23 · Golf for It Comedy

Golf for It

Ray and Robert's overnight wait for a prime golfing location erupts into a heated debate over who will be responsible for their mother's care in the future.
23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S9 · E1 · The Home Comedy

The Home

A surprising development occurs in the Barone family when one of them gathers everyone in order to drop a bombshell announcement on them.

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Evening

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