TV Land TV Guide — Thursday, 16 July 2026

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Thursday, 16 July 2026. 42 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E12 · Gym Neighbors Comedy

Gym Neighbors

Doug and Carrie hire Lou Ferrigno as their personal trainer; Arthur learns he was cheated out of a consolation prize and does his best to try and collect.

00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E13 · Gorilla Warfare Comedy

Gorilla Warfare

Doug tries to compose a romantic poem after Carrie discovers the line he spoke to win her heart was actually embarrassing dialogue from a second-rate movie.

01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E14 · Hi, School Comedy

Hi, School

Doug becomes obsessed with reliving his high school glory days after a random encounter with his old football coach; Arthur uses the wrong drops for his ears.

01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E15 · Deconstructing Carrie Comedy

Deconstructing Carrie

Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers in the hopes their boisterous flirting will help Carrie feel younger; Arthur alters Carrie's childhood photos.

02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E16 · Black List Comedy

Black List

Doug brushes up on his African-American history after it appears Deacon is growing closer to a new friend; Carrie has problems at the salon.

02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E17 · Wish Boned Comedy

Wish Boned

Arthur tests the limits of Doug's patience while traveling to St. Louis for the NCAA Final Four playoffs; Carrie gets an unexpected visitor.

03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E10 · The Baby Shower Comedy

The Baby Shower

Elaine asks to use Jerry's apartment for a baby shower for a woman who used to date George; Kramer sells Jerry on the idea of getting illegal cable.

03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E11 · The Chinese Restaurant Comedy

The Chinese Restaurant

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.

04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E12 · The Busboy Comedy

The Busboy

George inadvertently gets a busboy fired, and after attempting to rectify the circumstances, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat.

04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E1 · The Note Comedy

The Note

Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy.

05:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S4 · E8 · Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket? Comedy

Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?

Blanche and Dorothy spend the night at a homeless shelter to locate a donated jacket containing a winning lottery ticket.

05:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S4 · E9 · Scared Straight Comedy

Scared Straight

Blanche goes to extreme measures to find her brother the ideal date, but unbeknownst to her, Clay has yet to reveal that he is gay.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S4 · E10 · Stan Takes a Wife Comedy

Stan Takes a Wife

Stan announces his engagement to an accepting Dorothy, but old feelings arise and Dorothy sets out to resume their romantic relationship.

06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S4 · E11 · The Auction Comedy

The Auction

When the girls learn that a popular artist is nearing death, they make plans to purchase his art on the basis that it will increase in value when he dies.

07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E182 Interview

Sunny Anderson shares more from her set visit on "Beyond the Gates" and her interview with Tamara Tunie and Clifton Davis.

07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S6 · E183 Interview

Kevin James tells Drew about his new movie "Solo Mio" and faces off in a rousing game of Ping Pong.

08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E7 · Aunt Bee, the Juror Comedy

Aunt Bee, the Juror

Aunt Bee is summoned for jury duty and becomes the holdout juror on a trial because she is in disagreement with her fellow jury members.

08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E8 · Tape Recorder Comedy

Tape Recorder

Opie and his friend hatch a scheme to record a confession of a cunning bank robber, an exasperated Andy is forced to disregard the incriminating recording.

09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E9 · Opie's Group Comedy

Opie's Group

Opie becomes a member of a rock-and-roll band, but it begins to affect his schoolwork and he soon begins to receive failing grades at school.

09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E10 · Aunt Bee and the Lecturer Comedy

Aunt Bee and the Lecturer

Aunt Bee receives romantic attention from a friendly visiting professor because she resembles his late wife, but she must tactfully rebuke the man's advances.

10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E22 · Dreams Comedy

Dreams

After a long session in the O.R., exhausted staff members catch quick naps and have dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations.

10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E23 · War Correspondent Comedy

War Correspondent

When B.J. finds himself getting drawn into a romantic situation with a visiting war correspondent, he must admit to her that he is actually a married man.

11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E24 · Back Pat Comedy

Back Pat

Hawkeye sends the Army a bill for his medical services, and a condescending Charles may learn a few things from three Korean medics.

11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S8 · E25 · April Fools Comedy

April Fools

Colonel Potter tries to stop an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks before a notoriously hard-nosed colonel arrives at the 4077th.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E23 · To Ride a Yellow Horse Drama

To Ride a Yellow Horse

Orlo fights Newly for the affections of Anna May while she is away, and when Orlo hits his head on the wagon, he loses his memory.

13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E24 · Disciple Drama

Disciple

After Matt Dillion's arm is injured, he realizes he cannot protect himself as soon as word gets out and decides to leave Dodge temporarily.

14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E1 · Matt Dillon Must Die Drama

Matt Dillon Must Die

In order to get revenge for the death of one of their own, a family living in the mountains decides to capture Matt Dillon and hold him hostage.

15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E2 · A Town in Chains Drama

A Town in Chains

After a group of former confederate soldiers rob a bank and escape, they disguise themselves as soldiers in order to take control of a town.

16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S20 · E5 · Thirty a Month and Found Drama

Thirty a Month and Found

After losing their jobs as cattle drivers, three itinerant cowboys are frustrated enough to cause trouble over money and end up being locked in jail by Matt.

17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E15 · Barney and the Governor Comedy

Barney and the Governor

After Barney provokingly tickets the governor's car and accuses Andy of setting him up, the governor is prompted to commend Barney for defying favoritism

17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E16 · Man in a Hurry Comedy

Man in a Hurry

Businessman Malcolm Tucker is agitated when he discovers his broken down car can't be fixed until the next day, causing him to be stuck in Mayberry overnight.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E17 · High Noon in Mayberry Comedy

High Noon in Mayberry

A soon to be released convict sends a threatening letter to Andy, causing Barney to become frantic and try everything in order to protect Andy.

18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E19 · Class Reunion Comedy

Class Reunion

Andy and Barney are inspired to organize a class reunion where Andy discovers that he and his high school sweetheart don't see eye to eye anymore.

19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E20 · Rafe Hollister Sings Comedy

Rafe Hollister Sings

When Andy encourages Rafe Hollister to enter the Mayberry singing contest, the judges decide his looks can be deceiving but his voice is a definite winner.

19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E21 · Opie and the Spoiled Kid Comedy

Opie and the Spoiled Kid

Mayberry is disrupted by the new spoiled kid, but the kid soon learns a lesson when his bike gets impounded and his dad decides to sell it.

20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E2 · The Can Opener Comedy

The Can Opener

When Raymond and Debra get into a fight over the new can opener each tells their side of the story to the other family members, causing family warfare to erupt.

20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E3 · You Bet Comedy

You Bet

Raymond is alarmed to discover that Frank is only interested in his work for the betting information that he supplies to him.

21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E4 · Sex Talk Comedy

Sex Talk

Raymond and Debra are distressed over their weak sex life, and when they go to his parents for advice, they get really depressed.

21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E5 · The Will Comedy

The Will

Raymond and Debra can't seem to make anyone in their family happy after an attempt to draw up the circumstances of their living will.

22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E6 · The Sister Comedy

The Sister

Debra's sister decides to devote her life to religious servitude as a nun, while Debra suggests that the obsession will soon be outgrown.

22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E7 · Cousin Gerard Comedy

Cousin Gerard

Raymond hires his very annoying cousin to work for him, but he soon finds out that people don't think the two of them are so very different.

23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E8 · Debra's Workout Comedy

Debra's Workout

Debra discovers a newfound burst of sexual energy, and Ray's excitement soon turns to curiosity when he wants to understand the cause.

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