TV Land TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for Thursday, 17 September 2026. 42 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E24 · Art House Comedy

Art House

Carrie and Doug attend a house warming party for Arthur, who almost got Doug fired when he borrowed the delivery truck and moved out after Doug blew up at him.
00:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E25 · Maybe Baby Comedy

Maybe Baby

After playing with Deacon's 3-year-old, Doug realizes he wants to be a father, and when Carrie is resistant to the idea, a romantic tryst helps the decision.
01:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E1 · Queasy Rider Comedy

Queasy Rider

Doug goes against Carrie's wishes and buys a motorcycle, and it only takes a short while for him to hate it but he can't admit it to Carrie.
01:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E2 · Female Problems Comedy

Female Problems

Carrie becomes inseparable from a friendly female neighbor, and a jealous Doug wishes that his wife would spend more time with him.
02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E3 · Assaulted Nuts Comedy

Assaulted Nuts

While goofing off at work, after claiming he is too busy to go with Carrie during lunch to get a loan, Doug shoots himself in the groin with a staple gun.
02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S2 · E4 · Parent Trapped Comedy

Parent Trapped

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be their baby's godparents but Carrie is reluctant of the responsibility until they see a new couple take their place.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E5 · The Apartment Comedy

The Apartment

Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to rent the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications; Kramer tries mousse in his hair.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E6 · The Statue Comedy

The Statue

Jerry suspects his cleaning guy of stealing things from his apartment; Elaine copes with her troublesome working relationship with a Finnish author.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E7 · The Revenge Comedy

The Revenge

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom, so he plots revenge with Elaine and tries to slip his boss a "Mickey."
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E8 · The Heart Attack Comedy

The Heart Attack

George thinks he had a heart attack, but the doctor tells him otherwise; Elaine is interested in the doctor, while the doctor is interested in her tongue.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E9 · The Deal Comedy

The Deal

Jerry and Elaine discuss whether or not they could have a sexual relationship without jeopardizing their friendship and devise a special system.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S2 · E10 · The Baby Shower Comedy

The Baby Shower

Elaine asks to use Jerry's apartment for a baby shower for a woman who used to date George; Kramer sells Jerry on the idea of getting illegal cable.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S5 · E13 · Mary Has a Little Lamb Comedy

Mary Has a Little Lamb

The girls will have to band together in order to provide assistance to a pregnant teenager who has been abandoned and disowned by her father.
06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S5 · E14 · Great Expectations Comedy

Great Expectations

Rose will pressure the reluctant Dorothy into going along with her to a positive-thinking group to help her find a new outlook on life.
07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

Interview

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.
08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E7 · Aunt Bee, the Juror Comedy

Aunt Bee, the Juror

Aunt Bee is summoned for jury duty and becomes the holdout juror on a trial because she is in disagreement with her fellow jury members.
08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E8 · Tape Recorder Comedy

Tape Recorder

Opie and his friend hatch a scheme to record a confession of a cunning bank robber, an exasperated Andy is forced to disregard the incriminating recording.
09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E9 · Opie's Group Comedy

Opie's Group

Opie becomes a member of a rock-and-roll band, but it begins to affect his schoolwork and he soon begins to receive failing grades at school.
09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E10 · Aunt Bee and the Lecturer Comedy

Aunt Bee and the Lecturer

Aunt Bee receives romantic attention from a friendly visiting professor because she resembles his late wife, but she must tactfully rebuke the man's advances.
10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E6 · The Nurses Comedy

The Nurses

Hot Lips confines a nurse to her quarters so Hawkeye and B.J. contrive a way to allow the nurse and her husband to be together for the night.
10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E7 · The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan Comedy

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan

Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate Margaret's disappearance from camp after rumors that North Korean prisoners were released in the area.
11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E8 · Dear Sigmund Comedy

Dear Sigmund

A downtrodden Sidney Freedman decides to write a letter to Sigmund Freud, while the rest of the camp becomes the victim of a mysterious prankster.
11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E9 · Mulcahy's War Comedy

Mulcahy's War

Father Mulcahy enlists the help of Radar to accompany him on an errand to the front line to see what it is like after his attempt to help a wounded soldier.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E16 · Like Old Times Drama

Like Old Times

A thief is released from prison and heads back to Dodge to find an old flame but ends up helping two men who are looking for a safe cracker.
13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E17 · The Town Tamers Drama

The Town Tamers

When Matt teams up with a former lawman to restore order to an unruly town, they decide to get a feel for the town before carrying out their mission.
14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E22 · Cowtown Hustler Drama

Cowtown Hustler

A retired billiards player decides to head back to the pool hall to play a few games in hopes of regaining his self-respect and financial stability.
15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E18 · The Foundling Drama

The Foundling

After Matt stumbles upon a teenager who doesn't want her newborn baby, he leaves the infant in Miss Kitty's care while he searches for an adoptive family.
16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E19 · The Iron Blood of Courage Drama

The Iron Blood of Courage

After Shaw Ansderson, a rancher, stands between a coalition in Dodge and a possible land takeover, he becomes the target of a hired gun.
17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E6 · Runaway Kid Comedy

Runaway Kid

Opie is given a lecture by Andy on keeping promises after he becomes friends with an 8-year-old who has run away from home.
17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E7 · Andy the Matchmaker Comedy

Andy the Matchmaker

In an attempt to lift Barney's spirits, Andy stages a small robbery and attempts to set his deputy up on a date with a timid seamstress.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E8 · Opie's Charity Comedy

Opie's Charity

Opie contributes a measly three cents to the Underprivileged Children's drive and Andy becomes extremely upset about Opie's miniscule donation.
18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E9 · A Feud Is a Feud Comedy

A Feud Is a Feud

Andy gets the chance to end a long-running battle between two different neighboring families when the families' children want to be married.
19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E10 · Ellie for Council Comedy

Ellie for Council

A battle of the sexes becomes an unavoidable reality when Ellie decides she wants to campaign for a position on the town council.
19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S1 · E11 · The Christmas Story Comedy

The Christmas Story

Andy and Barney convert Mayberry's modern-day Scrooge after throwing a Christmas party in jail for a prisoner and his family.
20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E16 · The Tenth Anniversary Comedy

The Tenth Anniversary

Ray is forced to pay up for a lavish ceremony after his wife discovers that he taped over their wedding with footage from the 1991 Super Bowl.
20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E17 · Adventures of Hackidu Comedy

Adventures of Hackidu

Ray's attempts to take an interest in his daughter's card-swapping hobby take a turn for the worse when he accidentally loses one of her favorites.
21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E18 · Debra Makes Something Good Comedy

Debra Makes Something Good

Debra finally cooks something that everyone seems to really enjoy consuming, and an outraged Marie feels that she must outperform Debra.
21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E19 · Marie's New Friends Comedy

Marie's New Friends

Ray and Debra attempt to find some new friends for Marie and Frank in order to get them to leave them alone, but the new companions continue to drop by as well.
22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E20 · Alone Time Comedy

Alone Time

Debra asks Ray to give her some more alone time, making Marie suspicious, and when Ray does some spying, he has doubts, too.
22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E21 · Someone's Cranky Comedy

Someone's Cranky

Robert, still recovering from a bull attack, is very cranky, prompting Debra to investigate the real cause of his behavior.
23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E22 · Bad Moon Rising Comedy

Bad Moon Rising

When Debra becomes extremely moody, Raymond makes the situation worse by suggesting that a pill might make things easier.

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Evening

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