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Doug and Carrie bump into Father McAndrew and are shamed into attending church services, meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone, Arthur puts the house up for sale.

Doug is asked to help coach Deacon's son's football teaml; While coaching, Deacon's son expresses to Doug that he should try out for a semi-pro team.

Carrie agrees to baby-sit her boss's son but is disgusted when the toddler is obsessed with her breasts; Spence's TiVo thinks he is gay.

Doug feels threatened of Carrie's "work-husband" and begins to spend more time with Deacon to make Carrie jealous; Arthur is jealous of a new dog.

Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon; George buys Elaine an $85 cashmere sweater discounted because of a red dot.

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.

Jerry's Pez dispenser makes Elaine laugh during George's girlfriend's piano recital and puts their relationship in jeopardy; Kramer joins the Polar Bear club.

After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine's friend on a blind date and await the results; Kramer gives away condoms.

Fearing a prowler in the neighborhood, Old Christine convinces Matthew to stay over with her; New Christine goes into labor on Old Christine's birthday.

Christine begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest at a staged engagement party, which drives her to make a surprising decision.

While helping her son adjust to a posh new private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating a woman who shares her name.

Richard and new Christine's intimate relationship prompts Christine to find someone for herself, leading her to connect with an infamous parent.

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The Darling family, having just acquired a great sum of money, arrives back in Mayberry in order to search for respectable wives for their sons.

Goober's harmless involvement in a minor traffic accident gets blown out of proportion when the bumbling mechanic becomes convinced of his own imminent death.

Aunt Bee and Howard run against each other for city council and Andy is torn on who to vote for since Howard is more qualified for the job.

Helen and the senior class plan to rebel by performing a play the principal does not approve of, demonstrating that perception is relative.

Hawkeye and an old love are reunited at the 4077th, and feelings that Hawkeye thought were gone begin to stir again, but he is left heartbroken.

A sudden deluge of wounded troops pour into the 4077th as a rainstorm and a fire makes things very difficult for the medical staff.

Calling the troop from Tokyo, Margaret's news holds the camp in suspense until she returns to the group and tells them about her impending engagement.

While Hawkeye is repairing a stove, it explodes and badly injures his face, and as they are working on him, they do not know if he will be able to see again.

With hopes of striking it rich at the horse races, a farmer neglects his family in order to raise the beloved racehorse that could make his dreams come true.

The residents of Dodge City are extremely skeptical when a traveling cowboy claims that he is going to transform into an elephant at the stroke of midnight.

Two shady outlaws are looking to score some money and are willing to deceive even their mother to achieve their dreams of wealth.

After Newly proposes to the woman he's fallen in love with, he is stunned to learn that Doc Adams has diagnosed her with a rare and terminal blood disorder.

After an accused criminal escapes from prison by masquerading as a priest, he runs into Newly in a small town that is being ravaged by disease.

After Aunt Bee thinks Andy is worried about her, she puts together a story linking herself to Orville Hendricks in romantic ways, the butter and egg man.

Skippy and Daphne are back in Mayberry to intentionally get pulled over for speeding and reckless driving so they can see Andy and Barney.

Newton Monroe, a hard luck itinerant peddler, doesn't seem to be able to do anything right, leading Andy to hatch a scheme to help him out.

Andy is outraged when he finds out Opie has done poorly in math, but Helen comes to Opie's rescue by telling Andy to be reasonable.

When the carnival has a rigged game that Opie blows all his money that he had saved up for Andy's birthday present on, Andy gets upset.

After struggling to find work for Jerry Miller, a one-man band who has lost his job with a traveling carnival, Andy hires him as a deputy.

Ray reluctantly agrees to do charity work at a hospital, but when he becomes a hit and keeps going, Debra regrets signing him up in the first place.

When Amy's parents show up unexpectedly, they are shocked to see Robert at her place, and try to talk her out of getting married.

When Robert is handed the task of writing wedding invitations, he messes them up to get out of it, but the invitations are sent out with disastrous results.

Ray's not a happy camper when he realizes Debra's illness means he has to drive Ally to a sleepover at the home of the scout leader he had a run-in with.

When an elderly neighbor dies, Ray and Debra try and decide who should take their places in the event of their untimely deaths.

Debra throws a wedding shower for Amy, and after imbibing too much champagne she takes a nap in the car, but a cop arrests her, assuming she's driving drunk.

When Ray and Debra begin an ongoing dispute over who should put away a suitcase, Robert thinks they're crazy, but Frank and Marie can easily relate.

Doug's mother, Janet, has kept contact with Doug's high school girlfriend which makes Carrie uneasy so she attempts to erase her from Janet's life.

At a friends wedding, Doug decides to spice up the photos by taking a one of his private part, but he doesn't get good responses when the pictures are seen.

Carrie wins four company seats to the Knicks games for a month but is undecided on who to take; Arthur tries to fix parking tickets for Deacon.

Deacon has the kids for Thanksgiving but wants a traditional Thanksgiving meal, so Doug offers Carrie as a surrogate wife but Holly outshines her.

It is Christmas time and Carrie decides she is going to outspend everyone; Deacon and Doug fight over Mentalo, a doll from their youth.

Carrie sends Doug to a therapist regarding his overeating, and he shows promise so Carrie asks the therapist to "help" with other issues behind Doug's back.

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression, but after being introduced to Elaine, Keith breaks his date with Jerry to make one with her.

Elaine and Keith are hitting it off until he pulls out a cigarette; Keith wants Jerry to help him move, leading Jerry along with Elaine to breakup with Keith.

Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane, but their false identities land them in hot water.

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver to confront her, but he ends up asking her on a date; Kramer has violent reactions to Mary Hart's voice.

Christine allows the friends who got Richard with New Christine to set her up on a series of blind dates, leading to an unlikely relationship.

Richard begins to grow jealous when he hears about Christine's budding new relationship, and he decides to try to sabotage her date.

After going on ten dates with Burton, Christine wonders if the time has come to take the next step and invite him over to meet her son.

Concerned with the lack of diversity at Ritchie's school, Christine decides to remedy the situation, but her efforts have some unforeseen consequences.