Doug lies to Carrie that he has to work late, but dreams that night he is on the Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "Doug Heffernan is a big fat liar."
Carrie enrolls Arthur in Theme Dances at the senior center but after two nights, Arthur swears hell's wrath would be better and begs Doug not to make him go.
Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn; George nabs great parking spot.
Jerry becomes smitten over a line judge at the U.S. open, but after finally getting her attention, he discovers that she is deaf; Kramer becomes a ball boy.
When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop; Jerry accidentally says the "F" word.
Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber even when he is given a really bad haircut; Newman is charged by Jerry's barber to get a sample of Jerry's hair.
Richard attempts to get Ritchie's interest in his career; Christine, being a helpful sister, tries to re-ignite the relationship between Matthew and his ex.
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Goober mistakenly leads Andy to believe he has a dinner invitation at Howard's, but it was at Helen's, and Andy is forced to eat three spaghetti dinners.
Barney contacts Andy and asks him to visit Raleigh and help solve a string of supermarket robberies that have been committed, and to help save Barney's job.
Barney's return to Mayberry goes largely unnoticed due to an unexpected visit from a glamorous Hollywood starlet with ties to Barney's distant romantic past.
One of Andy's old high school girlfriends returns to Mayberry and seeks shelter at the Taylors' house while hers is repaired, throwing Helen into a jealous fit.
A couple of bounty hunters threaten a wanted man despite his assertions of innocence, so Newly tries to prove the wanted man's innocence while Matt is away.
Kitty tries to help a man deal with his cruel mother and become more involved in his daughter's life after she helps him escape from stagecoach robbers.
Matt asks for help from his old girlfriend who has information about a dangerous man who is on the loose, but his involvement with her makes Kitty jealous.
Barney catches Fred Plummer sweeping litter into the street and tickets him, so Plummer vows to take revenge on Barney the next time he's not in uniform.
While visiting Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra discover that they are being kicked out of their condo; Robert and Amy reluctantly let them move back in.
Thanksgiving has rolled around again, and both Debra and Ray are bracing for the worst as all of the family members and in-laws gather for a first gathering.
Deacon babysits while Kelly goes to the movies with Carrie but while there, one of Carrie's co-workers shows interest in Kelly which makes Deacon jealous.
Doug's parents ask for a visit at the airport while on layover and unbeknownst to Doug, they want him to sign their living wills and ultimately "pull the plug."
Doug attempts to take all the burden away from a pregnant Carrie, but ends up stressing himself out; Arthur is irritated that his bathroom is not complete.
Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage; Elaine's new boyfriend shares the same name as a serial killer.
A Native American woman thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering; George gets grounded.
Richard's unbelievably attractive brother Joe stops by for a visit and has some surprising news, news that Christine discovers after she sleeps with him.