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Deacon changes the ending of a story, leaving him too scared to spend the weekend with the Heffermans; Arthur figures out a way to make money in carpooling.

Doug makes an appearance at a neighborhood party to which he and Carrie were not invited, and to prove that they are good people, he adopts a dog.

Doug has Deacon's son draw a stick figure of Carrie in hopes that it will make her want to purchase an enhancement that the two of them could benefit from.

George is terrorized by one of Susan's dolls that looks exactly like his mother; Jerry is greatly inconvenienced by Susan's old college roommate.

Chaos ensues when Jerry loses an expensive jacket during his probationary membership to a private club; Kramer tries to alter his sleeping patterns.

George fights the management of a local parking lot; Jerry returns his new jacket to spite the salesman who sold it to him; Kramer is mistaken for a pimp.

George surges upward in the Yankee organization when Steinbrenner gets hooked on Calzones; Kramer becomes addicted to drying his laundry in the oven.

After reluctantly agreeing to let New Christine set her up on a blind date, Christine is surprised when she learns that he is considerably younger than her.

After learning that Richard and New Christine have recently purchased the home she always dreamed of owning, Christine tries to conceal her jealousy.

Christine tries to prove to Barb that she isn't a square as the return of Tom, a friend of Richard's who she once dated, presents her with another complication.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

Aunt Bee is upset after she agrees to babysit for her niece and then discovers the sweet infant isn't adoring of her, but seems to like everyone else.

Helen and Andy try to play matchmaker for the county clerk and the county nurse, but wind up creating more trouble than romance.

Aunt Bee is offered a very tempting job as a TV commercial spokeswoman, but she soon decides that stardom is not for her.

After Goober's girlfriend agrees to fill in for Goober at the filling station while Goober goes on a fishing trip, he returns to a dose of shock and dismay.

Klinger tries to find time to write home; the doctors at the 4077th become concerned about the welfare of a soldier who seems to be mentally disabled.

The doctors take over management of Rosie's bar when she gets injured in a fight and Father Mulcahy worries about his promotion.

B.J. and Winchester are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal, and Hot Lips gets a visit from her combat beau.

The anxious doctors encounter a frustrating amount of red tape when they try to find a home for an Amer-Asian baby, who was abandoned at the 4077th.

After taking back the money stolen by murderous bank robbers, Matt is forced to flee into the wilderness in order to escape their pursuit.

After nearly catching Matt and the children, the bank robbers plan to use the river to their advantage by riding ahead to a narrow section of the waterway.

After spending five years in prison as an Army deserter, a bitter man aims to take revenge against the craven wife-beater who turned him in to the authorities.

A peddler sees his horse being stolen by a young Native American, and the incident reminds him of a fierce battle that he once fought in the U.S. Cavalry.

While chasing an infamous gang of outlaws, Matt happens to run into a former romantic acquaintance, who still harbors feelings for him.

Andy gets fed up with a couple's incessant bickering and arguing and offers to play the role of marriage counselor to help them sort through their problems.

Andy's suspicions are high when a mysterious record promoter enters Mayberry in search of material to compile a folk music album.

The people of Mayberry express their outrage and anger at Barney's ridiculous and overzealous patrolling efforts by protesting against him.

Everyone in Mayberry, with the exception of Andy, is awed by an infamous and intriguing con artist who is being held in the Mayberry jail.

Andy attempts to help a bashful Barney out with his love life by teaching him how to express his lovestruck feelings for Thelma Lou.

Andy and Opie go out of their way to make Aunt Bee realize what a huge disaster their lives would be if she wasn't around to help them out.

Debra has a hard time thinking of go-carts as a serious investment opportunity and is upset when Ray invests $1,000 in the scheme his friend has concocted.

Marie fails to understand why Robert's relationships have continued to end in complete disaster, and she gathers her son's former lovers to find out.

Raymond is horrified to discover that his children prefer to spend time with Robert, and he sets out to change that by trying to have more fun with them.

That her parent's quarrel has been a worry for Debra ever since she realized it, but she's still taken by surprise when she learns they have actually separated.

Marie has Frank paint Ray and Debra's house to fill his time, but when they don't like the color, Ray is forced to fire his father.

A flashback recalls the day Ally was born, with Debra going into labor in Robert's patrol car, and Marie trying to get into the delivery room.

The Barone's are shocked when Michael reads a story he has written at the school open house called "The Angry Family" describing his family's constant fighting.

Raymond purchases an adult-only board game to add spice to their love life when Debra complains that his selfishness in bed is inhibiting.

After Doug almost hits a chicken with his vehicle, he decides to spare the lives of other animals and become a vegetarian, making Carrie very uncomfortable.

Doug's high school reunion goes from boring to fun after seeing an old friend whom Doug shared mischievous times with as an adolescent.

Doug's high school reunion goes from boring to fun after seeing an old friend whom Doug shared mischievous times with as an adolescent.

Carrie and Doug disagree over staying in Queens or moving into the city and the talk makes them realize they have different ideas about their future.

Doug and Carrie arrange a visit with their priest for counseling concerning their marriage and run into friends who recently made an addition to their family.

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

Jerry and Elaine do their best to nurse the dissolution of the marriage they were both waiting out; Kramer takes to wearing really tight jeans.

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

A gym owner and single mother deals with everyday emergencies with the help of her ex-husband and her candid point of view about life.

While visiting her gynecologist, Dr. Palmer, Christine is shocked when he suggests that her recent flu symptoms may be an early sign of perimenopause.

Christine proposes to Barb to save her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries to work up the courage to propose to New Christine.

Wanting to use his mother's old wedding ring to propose to New Christine with, Richard comes to Old Christine to beg for its return.