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Doug and Carrie get new neighbors but make a negative impression when an argument they have can literally be heard all over the neighborhood.

Doug and Carrie bump into Father McAndrew and are shamed into attending church services, meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone, Arthur puts the house up for sale.

Doug is asked to help coach Deacon's son's football teaml; While coaching, Deacon's son expresses to Doug that he should try out for a semi-pro team.

Jerry purchases a new Cadillac for his parents; George questions his relationship with Susan after Elaine's friend sets him up with actress Marisa Tomei.

The retirement community impeaches Morty over the new Cadillac that Jerry bought him; George bombs with Marissa Tomei after revealing his engagement.

New low-flow shower heads drive Jerry, Kramer and Newman to seek an illicit street vendor; Elaine tests positive for Opium before her big Africa trip.

George is terrorized by one of Susan's dolls that looks exactly like his mother; Jerry is greatly inconvenienced by Susan's old college roommate.

Richard's unbelievably attractive brother Joe stops by for a visit and has some surprising news, news that Christine discovers after she sleeps with him.

Christine shows no interest in an upcoming election, and Richard scolds her for not setting a good example as a non-voter for Ritchie.

After writing an e-mail about Ritchie's teacher, Christine realizes that she sent the letter to more than just the person it was intended for.

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Goober mistakenly leads Andy to believe he has a dinner invitation at Howard's, but it was at Helen's, and Andy is forced to eat three spaghetti dinners.

Barney contacts Andy and asks him to visit Raleigh and help solve a string of supermarket robberies that have been committed, and to help save Barney's job.

Barney's return to Mayberry goes largely unnoticed due to an unexpected visit from a glamorous Hollywood starlet with ties to Barney's distant romantic past.

One of Andy's old high school girlfriends returns to Mayberry and seeks shelter at the Taylors' house while hers is repaired, throwing Helen into a jealous fit.

After getting his hands on a copy of his favorite movie, Colonel Potter uses it to release some of the increasing tensions at the 4077th.

B.J. and Hawkeye put a souvenir dealer out of business to save Korean children from being injured while hunting for booby-trapped objects.

A truckload of Turkish soldiers arrives at the 4077th to donate blood during a shortage and a young corporal finds his self-respect.

Hot Lips sets her wedding date, and during the bachelor party, Hawkeye and B.J. put a passed out Donald in a body cast and convince him he broke his leg.

Matt joins another bounty hunter on the hunt for a wild wolf that has been attacking citizens in town, but Matt's old friend vehemently opposes the killing.

A couple of bounty hunters threaten a wanted man despite his assertions of innocence, so Newly tries to prove the wanted man's innocence while Matt is away.

A man visits the local bank to apply for a loan to feed his children, but when the bank refuses he takes matters into his own hands and robs the bank.

Kitty tries to help a man deal with his cruel mother and become more involved in his daughter's life after she helps him escape from stagecoach robbers.

Matt asks for help from his old girlfriend who has information about a dangerous man who is on the loose, but his involvement with her makes Kitty jealous.

With money tight, Andy must sacrifice his fishing pole in order to acquire a birthday gift for Aunt Bee, an elegant blue bed jacket.

Barney argues there is a lack of security at the Mayberry Bank and proves his case when a set-up nabs real, unsuspecting crooks trying to rob the bank.

When a new kid moves to Mayberry and tries to bully Opie, Barney teaches Opie how to stand up for himself and gives him the "Nip it in the Bud!" speech.

After Barney provokingly tickets the governor's car and accuses Andy of setting him up, the governor is prompted to commend Barney for defying favoritism

Businessman Malcolm Tucker is agitated when he discovers his broken down car can't be fixed until the next day, causing him to be stuck in Mayberry overnight.

A soon to be released convict sends a threatening letter to Andy, causing Barney to become frantic and try everything in order to protect Andy.

After enjoying a scant three months of wedded bliss, newlyweds Robert and Amy attempt to offer a cynical Ray and Debra advice on how to build a happy marriage.

When Ray hires his contractor friend Gianni to replace their kitchen stove, Gianni's laziness winds up angering Frank and giving Debra the slow burn.

When Amy's brother comes over for dinner and makes himself at home indefinitely, he creates difficulties for everyone and gives Robert food for thought.

Raymond and Debra are forced to tell more and more elaborate lies to cover up a single fib, but when Marie figures them out, a lie of her own is uncovered.

Debra's mom suggests a surprise tea party for her daughter's birthday and Ray agrees if she'll do the work, but Debra finds out and wants to change the theme.

The Barones spend Thanksgiving with Amy's family, which goes surprisingly smooth until a bird flies into the house and Amy's father wants to kill it.

Ray resents Debra's absence from the family after she agrees to help Frank with plans for a member recruitment party, spending a lot of time at the lodge.

When Ally shows that she can take care of the twins, Debra begins giving her more responsibilities, but Marie objects, thinking she's using her as a slave.

Carrie agrees to baby-sit her boss's son but is disgusted when the toddler is obsessed with her breasts; Spence's TiVo thinks he is gay.

Doug feels threatened of Carrie's "work-husband" and begins to spend more time with Deacon to make Carrie jealous; Arthur is jealous of a new dog.

Doug's mother, Janet, has kept contact with Doug's high school girlfriend which makes Carrie uneasy so she attempts to erase her from Janet's life.

At a friends wedding, Doug decides to spice up the photos by taking a one of his private part, but he doesn't get good responses when the pictures are seen.

Carrie wins four company seats to the Knicks games for a month but is undecided on who to take; Arthur tries to fix parking tickets for Deacon.

Deacon has the kids for Thanksgiving but wants a traditional Thanksgiving meal, so Doug offers Carrie as a surrogate wife but Holly outshines her.

Chaos ensues when Jerry loses an expensive jacket during his probationary membership to a private club; Kramer tries to alter his sleeping patterns.

George fights the management of a local parking lot; Jerry returns his new jacket to spite the salesman who sold it to him; Kramer is mistaken for a pimp.

George surges upward in the Yankee organization when Steinbrenner gets hooked on Calzones; Kramer becomes addicted to drying his laundry in the oven.

Jerry and Elaine do their best to nurse the dissolution of the marriage they were both waiting out; Kramer takes to wearing really tight jeans.

When Christine crosses the line with her controlling nature, she puts Richard's construction job in jeopardy; the time comes for Ritchie to learn about sex.

While attending the wedding of an old college friend with Barbara and Richard, Christine becomes the focus of the groom's attention, making his bride jealous.

Christine, Richard, Barb and Matthew test the boundaries of friendship when they end up in a disgusting hotel during a stay in the desert.

Christine is afraid that being reckless during an evening out could have ruined a possible relationship with Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris.