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George struggles to invent the ultimate comeback to a quip made by one of his sarcastic co-workers; Elaine falls for a mysterious video rental clerk.

While interviewing candidates for The Susan Ross Scholarship, George runs into trouble with a street gang; Peterman decides to buy Kramer's life stories.

Elaine adopts an alter ego when a co-worker mistakes her for someone named Susie; George and Kramer make a big entrance at Steinbrenner's Ball.

George embarks on a hectic quest to dig his keys out of a pothole in the road; Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet.

Elaine's hatred of the movie "The English Patient" gets her fired; Kramer hires Dominicans to roll Cuban cigars; Jerry grapples with the Mandelbaum family.

George begins napping under his desk at work; Jerry's contractor takes his sweet time installing new cabinets; Elaine's boyfriend has a back problem.

George's girlfriend is big on the phrase "yada yada", allowing her to skip over dubious social anecdotes; Jerry is irked by his dentist's religious conversion.

Kramer and Newman compete bitterly while planning their respective New Year's Eve parties; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Elaine and Lippman form a partnership to open a store that sells only muffin tops; George pretends to be a tourist to attract a beautiful tourist agent.

After receiving a severance package from the Yankees, George decides to take a few months off and initiates "The Summer of George"; Kramer wins a Tony award.

After reluctantly agreeing to let New Christine set her up on a blind date, Christine is surprised when she learns that he is considerably younger than her.

After learning that Richard and New Christine have recently purchased the home she always dreamed of owning, Christine tries to conceal her jealousy.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

Aunt Bee comes up with the idea of opening a Chinese restaurant in the town of Mayberry, but the stresses of running a business cause her to back out.

When Howard's career in real estate results in his buying barbershop, Andy is forced to interven due to an increase in rent threatens to drive out Floyd.

In honor of Andy's ancestor Seth Taylor and the effort Seth put forth to develop the charming town, the people of Mayberry erect a statue of him.

Andy feels neglected after Helen decides to use her talent to author a book of children's tales, devote her free time to writing at the cost of her relationship

Frank's behavior while on R&R prompts Colonel Potter to request a replacement surgeon to help with the deluge of casualties.

Frank's behavior while on R&R prompts Colonel Potter to request a replacement surgeon to help with the deluge of casualties.

B.J.'s friend makes an appearance before he is set to go home, but doesn't leave before pulling a prank that threatens to send B.J. to the stockade.

Festus is gunned down by a visiting criminal and sharpshooter, who then takes one of Festus' mules and insists on taking part in a showdown with Matt.

The city of Dodge gets gold fever when two men visit and sell everyone mining claims that happen to be worth absolutely nothing.

It is discovered that a local man known as being an upstanding citizen and rancher was a Civil War commander known for his cruelty to prisoners.

Doc becomes the target of a man whose baby died during birth, and the man blames Doc because he helped save the life of a guilty man instead.

Three men come to Dodge City to try and break out a man being held in the local jail, and they take several citizens captive to use them as bargaining chips.

Andy and Barney are inspired to organize a class reunion where Andy discovers that he and his high school sweetheart don't see eye to eye anymore.

When Andy encourages Rafe Hollister to enter the Mayberry singing contest, the judges decide his looks can be deceiving but his voice is a definite winner.

Mayberry is disrupted by the new spoiled kid, but the kid soon learns a lesson when his bike gets impounded and his dad decides to sell it.

Wally's garage continues to be the target of robberies, and Andy and Barney interrogate the mysterious suspect to determine if he is innocent.

Aunt Bee falls for a medicine man after hearing his speech about a bottle of Indian elixir, and the mysterious mixture makes her feel much better.

A quiet family dinner with Amy's parents leads to the revelation that Robert has the unusual habit of touching food to his chin before consuming it.

While attempting to complete a puzzle, Ray and Pat, Amy's mother, have a long discussion and become friends, when everyone else finds out, they become jealous.

When Robert learns some dirty secrets about Ray via Amy and Debra, Ray decides to even the score by sharing some dirty secrets of his own.

Ray is flummoxed after learning a modeling agency has scheduled a photography session with Robert, and both are surprised when the modeling agency vanishes.

Ray and Robert are astounded to discover Frank served as an inspiration to a successful man he worked with many years ago.

Ray and Robert's overnight wait for a prime golfing location erupts into a heated debate over who will be responsible for their mother's care in the future.

A surprising development occurs in the Barone family when one of them gathers everyone in order to drop a bombshell announcement on them.

Carrie sends Doug to a therapist regarding his overeating, and he shows promise so Carrie asks the therapist to "help" with other issues behind Doug's back.

Carrie feels Doug is not giving her attention so she finds a replacement in Lou Ferrigno; Doug competes to throw the "best" Super Bowl party.

Doug and Carrie feel their lives are lacking when they accidentally pick up another couples photos, so they emulate what they view in the photos.

Doug and Deacon are stuck delivering Penguins on Valentine's Day so Carrie decides to take Holly out, meanwhile Spence dates a woman his grandmother's age.

Doug and Carrie spend a huge chunk of money on their dream vacation with their new neighbors, but Doug neglects to tell Carrie that their house has a problem.

Kramer takes to using butter as a skin moisturizer until he accidentally cooks himself sunbathing; Elaine and Putty return from their journey to Europe.

Jerry must decide between keeping his girlfriend and the funny voice he created to mock her; Kramer hires an intern to help him with menial tasks.

Frank and Kramer's new relaxation technique proves to have a detrimental effect; George competes with a former rival to sell computers for his father.

Jerry is transfused with Kramer's blood after a mishap in the kitchen; George forms an unhealthy connection between food and sex; Elaine fails to babysit well.

Christine tries to prove to Barb that she isn't a square as the return of Tom, a friend of Richard's who she once dated, presents her with another complication.

Barb and Matthew try to sort out their issues; after Christine forbids the two to see one another, they defy her orders by pretending to be inseparable.

While visiting her gynecologist, Dr. Palmer, Christine is shocked when he suggests that her recent flu symptoms may be an early sign of perimenopause.

Christine proposes to Barb to save her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries to work up the courage to propose to New Christine.