Kramer's neighborly effort to provide pictures of all the tenants in the building annoys Jerry when he has to kiss everyone hello; Uncle Leo's scam is exposed.
Jerry is inconvenienced by a tenacious doorman at an apartment building; Kramer robs George on the street to put on a show for a group of German tourists.
Elaine dates a man whose habit of speaking in third person causes a wide array of confusion; George is blamed for the theft of Yankees' sports equipment.
George has mixed feelings when he finds an unflattering doodle his girlfriend drew of him; Kramer braves Jerry's apartment while it is being fumigated.
Frank has an unfortunate accident involving one of Kramer's pasta sculptures; Kramer gets the wrong license plates in the mail; Estelle gets an eye job.
Elaine dates a seemingly normal guy until she discovers that he is a face-painting fanatic; Kramer does battle with a particularly assertive monkey at the zoo.
George and Jerry are suspected of purposely injuring Bette Midler during a softball game; Kramer nurses Bette Midler back to health; Elaine gets a new job.
Sam and Emmett are forced to engage in a fierce bout of campaigning after the retirement of a prominent politician leaves an empty seat on the city council.
Hawkeye nervously awaits word on his father's crucial operation back in the states, while his cohorts decide to engage some Marines in a bowling tournament.
After an elderly Chinese man was wounded during an attempt to murder Matt, the hired killer begins to reconsider his dedication to his mission to kill Matt.
The Dodge City well is in danger of drying up during a long drought, so Festus goes on a search for other water sources while Matt locates a rainmaker.
A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.
A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.
A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.
A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.
A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.
A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.
Raymond becomes jealous when one of his rivals gets an article published in Sports Illustrated, but is pleased when he learns that it is heavily rewritten.
Carrie was planning a romantic weekend for she and Doug, but they end up going to Atlantic City to meet friends who don't even show up, but Doug's boss does.
After Doug's uncle offers him the money, he thinks about starting his own sandwich shop, but Carrie is not so sure of Doug's ability to run a business.
After forming a pact with Jerry to reevaluate their relationships with women, George asks Susan to marry him; Elaine, Kramer and Newman kidnap a noisy dog.
George gets cold feet and tries everything he can to postpone the engagement; Elaine is jealous of George's engagement; Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.
Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyers chagrin.
George develops an involuntary wink that leads to a series of misunderstandings; Kramer gets in hot water when he can't deliver on a promise to a sick child.
Roseanne is called in to Darlene's school & learns that she randomly barks when she is at school. Roseanne tries to figure out why. Dan Agrue Responsibility.