TV Guide TV Land Monday

Elaine dates a man whose habit of speaking in third person causes a wide array of confusion; George is blamed for the theft of Yankees' sports equipment.

George has mixed feelings when he finds an unflattering doodle his girlfriend drew of him; Kramer braves Jerry's apartment while it is being fumigated.

Frank has an unfortunate accident involving one of Kramer's pasta sculptures; Kramer gets the wrong license plates in the mail; Estelle gets an eye job.

Jerry's simple airport meeting turns into a nightmare thanks to his incompetent agent; Kramer gets into hot water when he gambles with a rich Texan.

Elaine dates a seemingly normal guy until she discovers that he is a face-painting fanatic; Kramer does battle with a particularly assertive monkey at the zoo.

George and Jerry are suspected of purposely injuring Bette Midler during a softball game; Kramer nurses Bette Midler back to health; Elaine gets a new job.

After forming a pact with Jerry to reevaluate their relationships with women, George asks Susan to marry him; Elaine, Kramer and Newman kidnap a noisy dog.

George gets cold feet and tries everything he can to postpone the engagement; Elaine is jealous of George's engagement; Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.

Elaine's latest boyfriend likes to be known as "The Maestro"; Kramer reaches an unsatisfactory settlement with the coffee company, much to his lawyers chagrin.

George develops an involuntary wink that leads to a series of misunderstandings; Kramer gets in hot water when he can't deliver on a promise to a sick child.

After Christine tries out a few new sleeping pills, she awakes to discover some embarrassing phone calls had been made in her sleep.

Richard's unbelievably attractive brother Joe stops by for a visit and has some surprising news, news that Christine discovers after she sleeps with him.

Alicia Keys joins Drew for the whole show! Alicia is joining Drew at the news desk and cooking it up in the kitchen with guest Chef Kwame Onwuachi.

Alicia Keys promotes her new skincare and beauty brand, Keys Soulcare. Alicia and Drew give a glow-up to a deserving music teacher with Keys Soulcare products.

Things get out of hand when Warren and Goober are assigned to guard the Mobile State Museum for the governor's Founder's Day visit.

Opie and his friends prey on Goober's gullible nature when their clever placement of a walkie-talkie convinces the bumbling mechanic that his dog can talk.

Aunt Bee takes a part time job as a receptionist for a new print shop in Mayberry, but Andy soon discovers that it is a front for counterfiters.

The church congregation promises to contribute money to buy a new church organ, but everyone tries to back out when the time comes to honor their pledges.

Snobbish and superior Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of a grasping young woman from Rosie's bar and Klinger finds a nurse who likes the way he dresses.

B.J. wants to plan an elaborate party back home so that everyone's family can celebrate, but a multitude of obstacles and a "bug out" make things difficult.

A wounded soldier recuperating at the 4077 delights everyone with his gourmet cooking except Col. Potter, who is experiencing a crisis in his marriage.

A congressional aide visits the 4077 to prove that Margaret is a communist sympathizer but tells her that he will forget it if she will play along.

Doc Chapman tries to help a mother and her youngest son, who suffer discrimination because their family includes several outlaws.

After entering a cave to seek shelter from a fierce storm, Festus discovers an ailing, elderly Native American who has come there to die.

After Matt is sidelined with a severe gunshot wound, a former lawman offers to temporarily take Matt's place as the peacekeeper of Dodge City.

After an itinerant mountain man stumbles upon a gruesome murder scene, he takes the only survivor, a 10-year-old girl, and flees into the mountains to safety.

A gunfighter flees town in order to escape the consequences of his actions after he murders a priest and a sheriff, but Marshal Matt Dillon sent after him.

Newton Monroe, a hard luck itinerant peddler, doesn't seem to be able to do anything right, leading Andy to hatch a scheme to help him out.

Andy is outraged when he finds out Opie has done poorly in math, but Helen comes to Opie's rescue by telling Andy to be reasonable.

When the carnival has a rigged game that Opie blows all his money that he had saved up for Andy's birthday present on, Andy gets upset.

After struggling to find work for Jerry Miller, a one-man band who has lost his job with a traveling carnival, Andy hires him as a deputy.

The former housekeeper, Rose, gets married and leaves, causing Aunt Bee to live with Andy and Opie, but Opie isn't too thrilled about her presence there.

The state police believe the Mayberry sheriff's unit isn't capable of doing real police work and they search the town for a convict, but Andy shows them up.

When Frank's regular churchgoing puts Raymond to shame, he decides to go more often, but he soon discovers Frank's true motives.

Robert gets hurt while on the job and Raymond tries to bond with his brother after feeling guilty for not spending enough time with him.

Ray is forced to pay up for a lavish ceremony after his wife discovers that he taped over their wedding with footage from the 1991 Super Bowl.

Ray's attempts to take an interest in his daughter's card-swapping hobby take a turn for the worse when he accidentally loses one of her favorites.

Debra finally cooks something that everyone seems to really enjoy consuming, and an outraged Marie feels that she must outperform Debra.

Ray and Debra attempt to find some new friends for Marie and Frank in order to get them to leave them alone, but the new companions continue to drop by as well.

Debra asks Ray to give her some more alone time, making Marie suspicious, and when Ray does some spying, he has doubts, too.

Robert, still recovering from a bull attack, is very cranky, prompting Debra to investigate the real cause of his behavior.

Doug proceeds to allow all the attention to go to his head when he receives anonymous fan mail for his performance at a karaoke bar.

While Doug spends a night on the town with Ray Barone, Carrie accompanies Arthur to his mother's grave and is surprised by what she finds there.

When the Heffernans are shamed into participating in a church event, Carrie realizes that her baking skills may not be up to the task.

After suggesting to Carrie that they try to have a baby, Doug borrows a baby from Danny in order to give their parenting skills a test run.

Doug spots an opportunity to make a few quick bucks when he discovers his mother's surprising poker skills during a friendly game.

While Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant, Carrie struggles to keep actress Kirstie Alley happy.

Kramer gets a new hot tub from a close friend; Elaine is stressed over housing a famous marathon runner; George gets rowdy with clients from out of town.

Elaine struggles with an eccentric soup artist, who refuses her business; Kramer is accosted by two street toughs; Jerry baby talks with his girlfriend.

George becomes obsessed with trying to keep his ATM code a secret; Kramer strives to enlighten the fire department with his list of shortcuts.

Jerry avoids awkward attempts at a friendship with his Pool Guy; George is worried that his worlds will collide when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan.

Christine shows no interest in an upcoming election, and Richard scolds her for not setting a good example as a non-voter for Ritchie.

After writing an e-mail about Ritchie's teacher, Christine realizes that she sent the letter to more than just the person it was intended for.

When Christine crosses the line with her controlling nature, she puts Richard's construction job in jeopardy; the time comes for Ritchie to learn about sex.

While attending the wedding of an old college friend with Barbara and Richard, Christine becomes the focus of the groom's attention, making his bride jealous.