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The neighbors are upset when Carrie rejects an idea of a combined back yard so they erect an aboveground pool that overlooks Carrie's back yard.

Arthur spends his time filing out comment cards; Doug is asked to find work for his wayward cousin and turns to O'Boyle to help him.

On discovering she is pregnant, Carrie starts to doubt that her and Doug are ready for parenthood; Arthur proclaims he needs his own bathroom.

Doug attempts to take all the burden away from a pregnant Carrie, but ends up stressing himself out; Arthur is irritated that his bathroom is not complete.

Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage; Elaine's new boyfriend shares the same name as a serial killer.

A Native American woman thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering; George gets grounded.

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend happy; Jerry becomes curious as to why his girlfriend needs fungus cream.

Elaine needs toilet paper while in a bathroom stall, but the woman next to her refuses to give her a piece; Kramer recognizes a voice from a sex line.

After Christine tries out a few new sleeping pills, she awakes to discover some embarrassing phone calls had been made in her sleep.

Richard's unbelievably attractive brother Joe stops by for a visit and has some surprising news, news that Christine discovers after she sleeps with him.

Christine shows no interest in an upcoming election, and Richard scolds her for not setting a good example as a non-voter for Ritchie.

After writing an e-mail about Ritchie's teacher, Christine realizes that she sent the letter to more than just the person it was intended for.

Darlene figures out that D.J. has begun going to church after his school day, as he gives a lecture to Roseanne about morals after an incident at the diner.

Bev decides to return back to the house after claiming she broke her pelvis at the retirement home due to Dan's failure to safe-proof the shower in her room.

Fred gathers the courage to propose to Jackie and takes advice from Roseanne on the best way to ask the question and gathers tips from her favorite soap opera.

Jackie and Fred's wedding is quickly approaching as Fred begins getting the jitters that Dan tells him are common to occur before the wedding happens.

Dan learns that he has a cyst that needs to be removed and in order to do so he must shave his arm pits, which everyone around him learns about quickly.

Jackie decides to tell on Darlene after spotting her at a motel in the middle of the day and Roseanne feels like she has caught onto Darlene and David.

David informs Roseanne that Darlene is using drugs in hopes of stopping her from going to college and her love, and Roseanne plans to get to the bottom of it.

After being talked to by their loved ones about their friends' sex lives, Dan, Mark and Fred start feeling uncomfortable at what they have found out.

David is forced to stay with D.J. after the basement becomes flooded, and his irritating habits quickly begin to annoy him as his stay lengthens.

Leon hosts a large Halloween party inviting the Lunch Box gang and a group of his gay friends; Jackie and Roseanne decide their hairdresser wears a wig.

David becomes jealous of the fact that Darlene has decided to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy, leading him to make sure that it doesn't happen.

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene's new boyfriend, and when they find out something upon arriving, they are left to decide what they should do.

Roseanne has loved putting together the costume for D.J. in his upcoming school play, but she has to figure out why he quit the part when he comes home.

The Conner family gathers for their Thanksgiving dinner, but things go awry quickly when Roseanne receives alarming medical news that she can't confirm.

Roseanne is receiving opinions from everyone as she waits for the results from her amniocentesis, and a mistake in the test leaves the family elated.

D.J. begins having a problem at school when Dan decides to help, but when he finds out it is a puberty issue, he enlists the help of Mark to get through it.

Roseanne and Dan learn that their elderly neighbors are also avid nudists; Mark and Darlene team up to pry David and Becky apart.

Beverly is arrested for drinking and driving and is obligated to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings; Roseanne forbids drinking while Beverly is in the house.

Jackie accuses Bev of being a rotten mother; Roseanne feigns illness in order to get some rest, but has to strike a deal with David when he learns the truth.

The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine have trouble at a bakery when they lose their number; George shows off a fluffy coat.

George's lie about being a Marine Biologist lands him in hot water when a whale is in jeopardy; Kramer practices his golf swing on the beach.

Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him; Elaine obsesses over a store mannequin that closely resembles her.

Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a little person, into getting lifts to keep his job; Jerry visits a sick friend at the hospital in need of a good laugh.

A girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount; George attempts to use the shower at the health club as a bathroom.

Kramer makes a new deal with Jerry's father to sell beltless raincoats to a secondhand clothing shop; Elaine's latest boyfriend talks strangely.

Jerry and his latest girlfriend finally get alone time when they go on a date to see "Schindler's List," where Newman oversees them making out.

George panics when there is a false fire alarm at a kid's birthday party, abandoning everyone in his escape; Jerry gets revenge on a heckler.

The gang takes a trip to the Hamptons for a weekend; George is upset when he finds his girlfriend enjoys topless sunbathing; Kramer steals lobsters.

George's life turns around when he adopts a new opposite philosophy; Kramer appears on "Regis and Kathy Lee" to promote his new coffee table book.

Jerry gets a date with a Miss America contestant, only to be foiled by Kramer, who acts as a chaperone; Elaine gets a job as Mr. Pitt's personal secretary.

George gets upset when his girlfriend is thanked for a dinner he bought; Jerry becomes obsessed when he finds that his current girlfriend once dated Newman.

Doug hires Spence's dog walker to spend time with Arthur so that he and Carrie can have some personal time to work on having a baby.

Doug gets laser eye surgery for Carrie for her birthday but her sight ends up worse than before, ruining her birthday party at the same time.

Doug is about to break the record at IPS for 951 perfect delivery days; Carrie is confused when she finds out Holly likes spending time with Arthur.

When Doug rear-ends Deacon and Kelly's car and doesn't want to use insurance to cover the cost, a fun night out turns into an argument of who's cheaper.

When Christine crosses the line with her controlling nature, she puts Richard's construction job in jeopardy; the time comes for Ritchie to learn about sex.

While attending the wedding of an old college friend with Barbara and Richard, Christine becomes the focus of the groom's attention, making his bride jealous.

Christine, Richard, Barb and Matthew test the boundaries of friendship when they end up in a disgusting hotel during a stay in the desert.

Christine is afraid that being reckless during an evening out could have ruined a possible relationship with Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris.

Christine gets cold feet about consummating with her new boyfriend, Mr. Harris; Matthew rethinks med school due to his assigned cadaver.

After a young, attractive waitress flirts with Daniel, Christine becomes a bit insecure, and decides to pay a visit to a plastic surgeon's office.

Believing Christine is judgmental and snobbish, a new father at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" before leaving her in favor of Marly and Lindsay.

After promising Daniel that she will accompany him to an important event, Christine disappoints him when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

Christine tries her best to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; after going to therapy, Matthew learns his relationship with Christine is unhealthy.

After reluctantly agreeing to let New Christine set her up on a blind date, Christine is surprised when she learns that he is considerably younger than her.