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Doug's high school reunion goes from boring to fun after seeing an old friend whom Doug shared mischievous times with as an adolescent.

Carrie and Doug disagree over staying in Queens or moving into the city and the talk makes them realize they have different ideas about their future.

Doug and Carrie arrange a visit with their priest for counseling concerning their marriage and run into friends who recently made an addition to their family.

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

Jerry and Elaine do their best to nurse the dissolution of the marriage they were both waiting out; Kramer takes to wearing really tight jeans.

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

A gym owner and single mother deals with everyday emergencies with the help of her ex-husband and her candid point of view about life.

While visiting her gynecologist, Dr. Palmer, Christine is shocked when he suggests that her recent flu symptoms may be an early sign of perimenopause.

Christine proposes to Barb to save her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries to work up the courage to propose to New Christine.

Wanting to use his mother's old wedding ring to propose to New Christine with, Richard comes to Old Christine to beg for its return.

The gals go to self defense class after a frightening man shows up to the new diner's grand opening; hearing that Nancy is gay, Arnie questions his manhood.

Darlene begs Roseanne to let her go see one of her favorite bands, but she becomes very skeptical when she finds out it's Molly who has the tickets.

DJ becomes the terror of the rink after he takes up hockey; Roseanne involves herself with Fisher and Jackie to get them back together.

Dan is called into the school by the principal after D.J. is caught with offensive reading material; Dan finds out the reason behind Jackie's mood swings.

Dan returns home to rumors about how he ended up in jail for the night, but they don't match up with what happened; Jackie picks up her things from Fisher's.

Darlene doesn't like the Lunch Box or the food they serve, but when she is caught vandalizing the restaurant, she is forced to sell their food at the fair.

Roseanne's father passes away, leaving a large impact on the lives of the women in his life when Roseanne volunteers to handle the arrangements.

Roseanne hasn't seen her cousin in 25 years, but when she visits Lanford to make amends with her, Roseanne has to think whether she should forgive her cousin.

Roseanne joins the Tildens when they announce that they are taking a road trip vacation in their Winnebago; Roseanne encourages the Tildens to go to California.

Dan and Roseanne initially refuse to let Darlene's boyfriend move into their home, but they change their minds after meeting his abusive mother.

Roseanne and Dan celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary, but they struggle with what to give one another; Dan finds out Roseanne bought him an expensive gift.

Roseanne finally convinces Leon to be the Santa Claus as the local mall and hears something from one of the mothers in line that infuriates her.

A snowstorm blows through the city and traps everyone inside where they currently are situated, leaving Dan and D.J. to cook dinner at the house.

Dan and Roseanne snub the neighborhood association and then get mad when Becky gives her check to Mark and begins a waitress job at a trashy bar.

Alan is guilt-ridden when he realizes why Charlie didn't marry Mia; Charlie's new rock star neighbor won't stop wailing, causing Charlie to lose his cool.

Alan hires Judith's former lawyer when he becomes engulfed in a custody battle over his and Kandi's dog; Jake is reluctant to heed Charlie's dating advice.

Alan is elated when Judith is to remarry, as it would signal the end of his alimony payments; Jake can't stand his future step-father, causing problems for all.

Charlie helps Berta confront the married man that impregnated her daughter, Naomi; Alan reveals that he has an unnatural fetish for pregnant women.

Charlie pursues the mother of Jake's girlfriend, upsetting his nephew; Alan suffers from a bout of insomnia and attempts to combat it, failing miserably.

Charlie's new live-in girlfriend butts heads with Berta; Alan tries to sell the condo that he bought for he and Kandi, but she seduces him to change his mind.

Charlie is confident in his plans to get laid on Christmas Eve, but his friends and family play spoilers by loitering at the house, hijacking his attempt.

Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, but is unexpectedly joyous about the ordeal; Alan is already contemplating an exit-strategy.

When Jake shares that he heard Judith and Herb making love, Alan must navigate through a difficult conversation, while Charlie's repressed memories awaken.

Rose announces that she is moving to London, and Charlie must face his feelings; Alan adds fluff to his Internet dating profile, attracting an onlooker.

Although Charlie ignores his ideas, Alan thinks that his brother may be too old to keep up with his new 24-year-old girlfriend named Robin.

Marie becomes friends with a man named Marco, making Frank jealous and causing Ray to express his disapproval of the situation.

While away on a business trip, Ray inadvertently loses his wedding band and at the airport he is approached by a flirtatious woman, who thinks he's single.

An art class project of Marie's causes consternation, although Marie and Frank seem oblivious to its resemblance to a part of a woman's anatomy.

Ray tells Frank that he and Debra fell down the stairs, but must reveal the truth when Frank is injured trying to fix said stairs.

Ray and Debra attempt to get Robert back together with Amy by forcing him to feel jealousy about a blind date that they have set the woman up on.

George's dreams of personal time are shattered when he is roped into heading a foundation for the memory of Susan; Kramer spars with children in Karate class.

Kramer finds a soul mate, who unfortunately is also Jerry's latest girlfriend; Elaine's new boyfriend gets a vasectomy to prove how much he doesn't want kids.

Elaine hangs out with Kevin and his friends, who are strangely similar to Jerry and company; Jerry dates a girl with man hands; Kramer takes care of business.

Elaine embarrasses herself at a company party by dancing horribly; George plays a bad seed to attract a girl; Jerry gets caught up in bootlegging movies.

Since being labeled a difficult patient, Elaine cannot find a doctor who will treat her rash; Jerry receives a suspicious package in the mail.

Intimidated by an employee she is supposed to fire, Elaine promotes him instead; Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor; George gives a seminar on risk management.

Jerry receives a barrage of royalty checks from Japan; Kramer escorts Japanese tourists around New York; George is obsessed with a cultish carpet cabal.

Kramer and Jerry switch apartments when a new chicken restaurant puts up a neon sign outside Kramer's apartment; Elaine abuses her company expense account.

George gets sharper the longer he goes without having sex; Elaine's lack of sex dulls her mind considerably; Jerry gets bumped from Career Night.

George is muscled out of a new apartment when a survivor of a shipwreck plays the pity card with the tenant board; Kramer takes dog medicine for a nasty cough.

Kramer gets a rooster as a pet and begins training him for cockfighting; George dates a convict from a woman's prison; Jerry regrets writing a bad check.

George grows suspicious that his parents are sitting on a large sum of money; Kramer tries to cope with his girlfriend's after-sex bed habit.

Barb gets her profile into a very popular business journal, and Christine is delighted when the publicity brings in a profitable new kind of clientele.

In order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club, Christine reluctantly agrees to go on a date with a children's entertainer who specializes in reptile parties.