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Doug's mother, Janet, has kept contact with Doug's high school girlfriend which makes Carrie uneasy so she attempts to erase her from Janet's life.

At a friends wedding, Doug decides to spice up the photos by taking a one of his private part, but he doesn't get good responses when the pictures are seen.

Carrie wins four company seats to the Knicks games for a month but is undecided on who to take; Arthur tries to fix parking tickets for Deacon.

Deacon has the kids for Thanksgiving but wants a traditional Thanksgiving meal, so Doug offers Carrie as a surrogate wife but Holly outshines her.

Chaos ensues when Jerry loses an expensive jacket during his probationary membership to a private club; Kramer tries to alter his sleeping patterns.

George fights the management of a local parking lot; Jerry returns his new jacket to spite the salesman who sold it to him; Kramer is mistaken for a pimp.

George surges upward in the Yankee organization when Steinbrenner gets hooked on Calzones; Kramer becomes addicted to drying his laundry in the oven.

Jerry and Elaine do their best to nurse the dissolution of the marriage they were both waiting out; Kramer takes to wearing really tight jeans.

When Christine crosses the line with her controlling nature, she puts Richard's construction job in jeopardy; the time comes for Ritchie to learn about sex.

While attending the wedding of an old college friend with Barbara and Richard, Christine becomes the focus of the groom's attention, making his bride jealous.

Christine, Richard, Barb and Matthew test the boundaries of friendship when they end up in a disgusting hotel during a stay in the desert.

Christine is afraid that being reckless during an evening out could have ruined a possible relationship with Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris.

Bev decides to pay a surprise visit to Roseanne's house, tricking Jackie into visiting for a heated argument between the three women over past events.

Roseanne sets up Crystal with a guy she mat the diner, but when they come over for dinner, Dan learns that she has been seeing his father and plans to get wed.

Emotions consume Roseanne and Dan as they prepare for Darlene and David to wed, but the ceremony is interrupted by a life-threatening situation.

Becky has become fed up with Roseanne butting in her life and decides to run away and stay with Jackie, who is against her doing this at first.

Darlene becomes embarrassed at school about her family's lack of money when Roseanne teaches a lesson in real-life family budgeting to her class.

Dan finds himself in trouble after forgetting a gift for Roseanne on Valentine's Day and has to go lingerie shopping with her as his punishment for his mistake.

Roseanne is left to take care of the whole family when Dan gets the flu, leaving her to make him feel better along with all the tasks the kids bring her.

Roseanne is faced with a tough decision when her job is put on the line due to her vacation with Dan to go see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

Becky becomes frustrated that her parents are unable to afford the car that she wants for herself and decides to take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin.

The Connors welcome a new next-door neighbor but the mother instantly dislikes Roseanne and looks down on her because of their living situation.

Dan suffers a near-fatal accident at work and once D.J. finds out about it, he begins following him around obsessively since he does not want to lose him.

Darlene's school dance is approaching and Roseanne feels that she should wear something more feminine to the dance to attract the attention of the guys.

The Connors decide to throw a barbecue in the backyard to celebrate Mothers Day with some guests, but things go awry once Roseanne's grandmother arrives.

Dan and Roseanne are excited to open up a motorcycle shop in Lanford with one of their old friends but his cold feet cause the situation to become dire.

The upcoming wedding between Judith and Herb is drawing near, and Charlie becomes close friends with Herb's acid-tongued sister, Myra.

When Alan befriends a homosexual man named Greg, he and Charlie begin to wonder about their own sexuality; meanwhile, Jake falls for Greg's daughter.

Alan goes to the DMV and gets conned by an attractive woman; Charlie neglects his responsibility to help Jake with school work by taking him to the race track.

Charlie hires a handyman, but regrets his decision when the striking young man begins attracting the attention of jealous Charlie's female guests.

Alan and Charlie confront their "daddy issues" when their mom's new boyfriend Teddy flies them to Las Vegas on his own personal jet.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his very first day of junior high, but their help may take the experience from exciting to traumatizing.

Charlie is surprised when he enjoys conversation on an evening with Evelyn; Alan begins sleeping with a woman who has an unfortunate post-love-making reaction.

Charlie humors Alan by agreeing to go on a blind-date with a more age-appropriate woman; surprised by how smart and sexy she is, he fervently pursues her.

Charlie and Linda's relationship is becoming more serious until he begins seeing his former stalker, Rose, everywhere; he goes to see Dr. Freeman for advice.

Desperately worried about finances due to Charlie's lack of jingle-selling success, Alan foolishly enrolls in a clinical trial to earn some extra money.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him while the two of them are in public; Jake sneaks out of the house against his father's wishes.

When Ray discovers that Debra's been joking about him with the kids, he realizes that Marie used to do the same thing, and resolves not to let it happen again.

Ray decides to teach Debra a lesson in the importance of being prompt after her perpetual lateness almost causes them both to miss an awards dinner.

When Ally is invited to a formal birthday party, Ray is reluctant to pay for an expensive dress, especially since it's hosted by his old nemesis Peggy.

When Robert begins selling home security systems, he contemplates retirement, but Amy questions whether this is what he really wants, or what Marie wants.

When Raymond receives an honorary doctorate and fails to thank Debra, she is quick to point out just how often he has snubbed her in the past.

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

George's dreams of personal time are shattered when he is roped into heading a foundation for the memory of Susan; Kramer spars with children in Karate class.

Kramer finds a soul mate, who unfortunately is also Jerry's latest girlfriend; Elaine's new boyfriend gets a vasectomy to prove how much he doesn't want kids.

Elaine hangs out with Kevin and his friends, who are strangely similar to Jerry and company; Jerry dates a girl with man hands; Kramer takes care of business.

Elaine embarrasses herself at a company party by dancing horribly; George plays a bad seed to attract a girl; Jerry gets caught up in bootlegging movies.

Since being labeled a difficult patient, Elaine cannot find a doctor who will treat her rash; Jerry receives a suspicious package in the mail.

Intimidated by an employee she is supposed to fire, Elaine promotes him instead; Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor; George gives a seminar on risk management.

Jerry receives a barrage of royalty checks from Japan; Kramer escorts Japanese tourists around New York; George is obsessed with a cultish carpet cabal.

Kramer and Jerry switch apartments when a new chicken restaurant puts up a neon sign outside Kramer's apartment; Elaine abuses her company expense account.

George gets sharper the longer he goes without having sex; Elaine's lack of sex dulls her mind considerably; Jerry gets bumped from Career Night.

Christine gets cold feet about consummating with her new boyfriend, Mr. Harris; Matthew rethinks med school due to his assigned cadaver.

After a young, attractive waitress flirts with Daniel, Christine becomes a bit insecure, and decides to pay a visit to a plastic surgeon's office.