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While Doug tries to figure out why the new guy doesn't seem to like him, Carrie fears that she is also unpopular at work.

Deacon manages to have a local sandwich named after himself, and Doug enviously attempts to sabotage his friend while searching for his own culinary namesake.

Carrie is furious when she finds out about Doug's attractive new hairstylist; Spence gets a special guest for the sci-fi convention.

While Doug and Carrie try and get away from their romantic getaway, Arthur pretends that Deacon is his lover after getting stood up.

Doug and Carrie find that they are unable to convince Deacon and Kelly to become their neighbors when the house next door goes on the market.

Doug proceeds to allow all the attention to go to his head when he receives anonymous fan mail for his performance at a karaoke bar.

Elaine panics when they take her favorite contraceptive brand off the market; Kramer causes a tussle at an AIDS walk when he refuses to wear a ribbon.

Jerry purchases a large amount of gum after a misunderstanding; Kramer becomes active in the restoration of an old movie theatre; George gets short-changed.

George and Susan's parents meet for dinner; Kramer borrows a horse-drawn carriage for the weekend; Elaine gets hot and heavy with her new man.

Kramer sues a wealthy heiress when she is inadvertently responsible for causing him to crash his car, but Jerry sours the deal when he falls for the woman.

Wanting to use his mother's old wedding ring to propose to New Christine with, Richard comes to Old Christine to beg for its return.

Barb gets her profile into a very popular business journal, and Christine is delighted when the publicity brings in a profitable new kind of clientele.

In order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club, Christine reluctantly agrees to go on a date with a children's entertainer who specializes in reptile parties.

When Ritchie stops saying that he loves her, Christine asks Richard to have a child with her so she can have one that loves her the way Ritchie used to.

Darlene becomes embarrassed at school about her family's lack of money when Roseanne teaches a lesson in real-life family budgeting to her class.

Dan finds himself in trouble after forgetting a gift for Roseanne on Valentine's Day and has to go lingerie shopping with her as his punishment for his mistake.

Roseanne is left to take care of the whole family when Dan gets the flu, leaving her to make him feel better along with all the tasks the kids bring her.

Roseanne is faced with a tough decision when her job is put on the line due to her vacation with Dan to go see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

Becky becomes frustrated that her parents are unable to afford the car that she wants for herself and decides to take Dan's motorcycle out for a spin.

The Connors welcome a new next-door neighbor but the mother instantly dislikes Roseanne and looks down on her because of their living situation.

Dan suffers a near-fatal accident at work and once D.J. finds out about it, he begins following him around obsessively since he does not want to lose him.

Darlene's school dance is approaching and Roseanne feels that she should wear something more feminine to the dance to attract the attention of the guys.

The Connors decide to throw a barbecue in the backyard to celebrate Mothers Day with some guests, but things go awry once Roseanne's grandmother arrives.

Dan and Roseanne are excited to open up a motorcycle shop in Lanford with one of their old friends but his cold feet cause the situation to become dire.

Roseanne is shocked when Becky says she wants birth control pills in case her relationship with Mark gets intimate, while Roseanne and Dan don't want her on it.

Roseanne and Dan finally decide to open up the shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but run into a problem when they realize that making a sale is exhausting work.

Jackie is horrified when she wakes up after a night on the town drinking to find that she has slept with Arnie, while D.J. gets a dog for comic books.

Roseanne and Dan are left wondering about Darlene after she becomes depressed, wanting to wear only black clothing and be left alone from everyone.

New neighbors the Bowmans go out of town and a moving truck pulls up to their house while Roseanne watches, unaware they are actually getting robbed.

Roseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend.

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.

Roseanne becomes frazzled as she tries to quit smoking cold turkey while working two jobs; Becky gets into trouble for helping Darlene with a school project.

George becomes upset when Susan's cousin names her baby with the name he planned to use for his first child; Jerry questions his girlfriend's style.

Jerry purchases a new Cadillac for his parents; George questions his relationship with Susan after Elaine's friend sets him up with actress Marisa Tomei.

The retirement community impeaches Morty over the new Cadillac that Jerry bought him; George bombs with Marissa Tomei after revealing his engagement.

New low-flow shower heads drive Jerry, Kramer and Newman to seek an illicit street vendor; Elaine tests positive for Opium before her big Africa trip.

George is terrorized by one of Susan's dolls that looks exactly like his mother; Jerry is greatly inconvenienced by Susan's old college roommate.

Chaos ensues when Jerry loses an expensive jacket during his probationary membership to a private club; Kramer tries to alter his sleeping patterns.

George fights the management of a local parking lot; Jerry returns his new jacket to spite the salesman who sold it to him; Kramer is mistaken for a pimp.

George surges upward in the Yankee organization when Steinbrenner gets hooked on Calzones; Kramer becomes addicted to drying his laundry in the oven.

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

Jerry and Elaine do their best to nurse the dissolution of the marriage they were both waiting out; Kramer takes to wearing really tight jeans.

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

While Doug spends a night on the town with Ray Barone, Carrie accompanies Arthur to his mother's grave and is surprised by what she finds there.

When the Heffernans are shamed into participating in a church event, Carrie realizes that her baking skills may not be up to the task.

After suggesting to Carrie that they try to have a baby, Doug borrows a baby from Danny in order to give their parenting skills a test run.

Doug spots an opportunity to make a few quick bucks when he discovers his mother's surprising poker skills during a friendly game.

Barb and Christine prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date, but jealousy arises when one date goes better than the other.

Christine upsets Patrick when she proceeds to take a stubborn stance over Richard's constant presence; Matthew is compelled by his profession to keep a secret.

Ritchie is recruited by a talent scout for a television commercial, which thrills Christine, but Richard disagrees and won't let him be a part of it.

Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her in a game of tennis.

Christine tires of her mother's constant criticism, but she gets a chance to thwart the constant sniping when she discovers something they have in common.

Christine and Barb fear they may lose their gym franchise after the parent company informs them that they have broken a contractual clause.

After Christine and Barb fail to get the loan needed to save their gym franchise, they decide to turn the building into a spa instead.

After realizing that one of the dads at Ritchie's junior high orientation is the boy who ruined her reputation, Christine sets her sights on revenge.