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Doug tries to convince Carrie to sell her hair to a wig-maker to raise money for their cruise, but finds himself disappointed with the results.

When Doug learns that Carrie is disappointed with his lack of ambition, he feigns a mid-life crisis in order to take a much-anticipated rollercoaster ride.

George gets into a confrontation about a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment; Kramer tells Jerry about his friend Mike and calls him a phony.

Kramer begins to invade Jerry's personal life, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges; Kramer takes off for California to pursue his acting dream.

Jerry and George head to Los Angeles for Jerry's appearance on "The Tonight Show" and look for Kramer, who is suspected of being a local serial killer.

Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent; Kramer decides to stay in Los Angeles but then returns to New York City.

Christine begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest at a staged engagement party, which drives her to make a surprising decision.

While helping her son adjust to a posh new private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating a woman who shares her name.

Richard and new Christine's intimate relationship prompts Christine to find someone for herself, leading her to connect with an infamous parent.

Christine allows the friends who got Richard with New Christine to set her up on a series of blind dates, leading to an unlikely relationship.

New neighbors the Bowmans go out of town and a moving truck pulls up to their house while Roseanne watches, unaware they are actually getting robbed.

Roseanne gets nervous that Kathy will seek vengeance on her for a Halloween prank; Jackie flirts at a costume party only to learn it was with her ex-boyfriend.

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.

Arnie and Nancy come over to the Conners' house to inform them that they are getting married in Las Vegas and want them to stand in the wedding.

Roseanne becomes frazzled as she tries to quit smoking cold turkey while working two jobs; Becky gets into trouble for helping Darlene with a school project.

Bev drops a huge surprise on the four generations of the Conner family that have gathered together to enjoy a Thanksgiving dinner.

Jackie has to make a trip to Topeka and wants Roseanne to come along so they can visit their father's mistress that they haven't seen in a long time.

Roseanne finally convinces Leon to be the Santa Claus as the local mall and hears something from one of the mothers in line that infuriates her.

Roseanne reluctantly goes with Crystal to play bingo, but after winning $50 she gets hooked on the game and leaves Dan and the kids to look after the baby.

Dan and Arnie are on the worst bowling team in the league, but when they start making progress to get out of last place, unexpected competition arises.

Bev comes to the aid of the Conners when Roseanne throws her back out and is bed-ridden, instantly becoming loved by the children as she spoils them all.

Roseanne makes a trip to the doctor after throwing her back out and brings Jackie along, realizing it was a bad decision when Jackie begins flirting with him.

Dan and Roseanne are happy to find out that Becky has broken up with Mark after an argument about his selfish ways, leaving Jackie and Roseanne to cheer her up.

Roseanne and Jackie take one last trip to see their childhood home and reminisce about their memories, reminding her to give Darlene a stricter punishment.

The Conners are elated when they are filmed in a television advertisement for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but when the commercial airs, the family is excluded.

Roseanne agrees to accompany Jackie when she visits her therapist, where Roseanne says that dull Art is the perfect man for Jackie to be with.

Rodbell's new regulations require employees to take a lie detector test to see if they are stealing from the restaurant, infuriating Roseanne over the idea.

Dan coaches Crystal as she goes into labor; Roseanne and Bonnie fight about the replacement for Leon; David gets a message to stop crowding Darlene.

Problems with Becky turn Mark to drinking and Dan covers for him with Roseanne in order to keep both of them out of trouble for going to the Lobo Lounge.

NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series, and George comes up with an idea for a show about nothing; Newman gets a speeding ticket.

Kramer agrees to be an alibi for Newman's trial on a speeding ticket; Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him, which his Uncle Leo finds.

George negotiates a deal with the NBC executives and gets a box of cigars from Susan's father; Morty's wallet is stolen while he is at the doctor's office.

Jerry attempts to buy back his old watch from Uncle Leo to appease his parents; Elaine uses Kramer as her boyfriend in order to fool her shrink.

On their way to the family cabin, George and Susan visit a boy who lives in a bubble; Kramer and Naomi start a fire that ends up burning down the cabin.

Jerry says the wrong thing while starting to get intimate with one of Elaine's co-workers; Henry's incriminating letters are found in the cabin debris.

Crazy Joe Devola leaves Jerry a frightening message saying he will put the kibosh on him; Kramer has tickets for the opera, so everyone attends.

Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin; George wants to end his relationship with Susan to exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line.

George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.

When Jerry and Elaine are forced to take a standby flight, Jerry gets to party in first class with a model; Kramer sees a man who owes him money at the airport.

Jerry's romance with a model is ended when she misconstrues a nose scratch from a nose pick; Elaine sends everyone a revealing Christmas card.

When Jerry makes plans to meet everyone at the movies, the night turns into a complete disaster; George gets in the wrong line to buy tickets.

Both Doug and Deacon start spending some quality time with each other's wives when they realize that they have much more in common.

Doug's attempt at romance uncovers Carrie's "work retreat" for what it really is, and Danny and Spence's plan to get into a Billy Idol concert backfires.

Doug strikes up a friendship with a driver from a rival company at the cost of his coworkers' respect, only to find that he has been lured into a trap.

Carrie is ready to put Arthur in a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire, but Doug makes a discovery that forces him to reconsider.

After going on ten dates with Burton, Christine wonders if the time has come to take the next step and invite him over to meet her son.

Concerned with the lack of diversity at Ritchie's school, Christine decides to remedy the situation, but her efforts have some unforeseen consequences.

Christine insists that she wants to spend some time alone after breaking up with Burton, but a humiliating experience dining out makes her rethink her feelings.

Christine wants to throw a party for Ritchie's ninth birthday that will impress the other parents, but finds the cost of a party planner discouraging.

Old Christine isn't quite sure how to take the situation when Richard continues to bring New Christine along with him to all of Ritchie's school functions.

When her former marriage counselor comes into her gym, Christine starts to wonder what her motives were for encouraging her to divorce Richard.

When Richard takes Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert against Christine's wishes, she sneaks inside the venue in order to keep tabs on her son.

Christine is relieved to finally meet another working mom at her son's elite school, but is surprised by the line of work she is actually in.