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00:00
Doug feels neglected when Carrie decides to go back to college after spending an evening out with the female lawyers from her firm.
00:30
Doug's union is poised to strike so Carrie thinks they shouldn't buy a new car, but Doug buys a new SUV anyway then panics when the union strikes.
01:00
Still on strike, Doug picks up a job as a substitute teacher at his sister's school, and thinks it will be a breeze, until the students wreak havoc on him.
01:30
Out of work due to a strike, a bored Doug and Deacon start playing practical jokes on people and Arthur joins in, but is left alone when the strike's over.
02:00
A Native American woman thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering; George gets grounded.
02:30
George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend happy; Jerry becomes curious as to why his girlfriend needs fungus cream.
03:00
Elaine needs toilet paper while in a bathroom stall, but the woman next to her refuses to give her a piece; Kramer recognizes a voice from a sex line.
03:30
The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine have trouble at a bakery when they lose their number; George shows off a fluffy coat.
04:00
Christine is flattered when a scatterbrained mom finds her solid and dependable, but she quickly tires of being the "rock" in her new friendship.
04:30
Christine and Richard find memories of Ritchie's birth and old romantic feelings resurrected as they help Marly and Lindsay through labor.
05:00
Christine finally gives up on Ritchie's snobby private school after she is blamed for a lice outbreak, but she runs into trouble enrolling him in public school.
05:30
Christine tries to use the knowledge she has gained as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight, but she finds she is unable to shed extra pounds herself.
06:00
Darlene figures out that D.J. has begun going to church after his school day, as he gives a lecture to Roseanne about morals after an incident at the diner.
06:36
Bev decides to return back to the house after claiming she broke her pelvis at the retirement home due to Dan's failure to safe-proof the shower in her room.
07:12
Fred gathers the courage to propose to Jackie and takes advice from Roseanne on the best way to ask the question and gathers tips from her favorite soap opera.
07:48
Jackie and Fred's wedding is quickly approaching as Fred begins getting the jitters that Dan tells him are common to occur before the wedding happens.
08:24
Dan learns that he has a cyst that needs to be removed and in order to do so he must shave his arm pits, which everyone around him learns about quickly.
09:00
Jackie decides to tell on Darlene after spotting her at a motel in the middle of the day and Roseanne feels like she has caught onto Darlene and David.
09:36
David informs Roseanne that Darlene is using drugs in hopes of stopping her from going to college and her love, and Roseanne plans to get to the bottom of it.
10:12
After being talked to by their loved ones about their friends' sex lives, Dan, Mark and Fred start feeling uncomfortable at what they have found out.
10:48
David is forced to stay with D.J. after the basement becomes flooded, and his irritating habits quickly begin to annoy him as his stay lengthens.
11:24
Leon hosts a large Halloween party inviting the Lunch Box gang and a group of his gay friends; Jackie and Roseanne decide their hairdresser wears a wig.
12:00
David becomes jealous of the fact that Darlene has decided to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy, leading him to make sure that it doesn't happen.
12:30
Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene's new boyfriend, and when they find out something upon arriving, they are left to decide what they should do.
13:00
Molly finds herself swamped with Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning, so she enlists the help of Mike with everything she's working on.
13:30
When Molly receives some disappointing news at work, she is suddenly thrown into a funky mood that threatens to ruin the spirit of the Christmas holiday.
14:00
Carl is afraid to confront his fear of committing in a relationship when Christina expresses her desire to take their relationship to the next level.
14:30
Molly and Joyce ask Mike to help spring Victoria out of jail when she gets arrested for various driving violations that were on her record.
15:00
Joyce starts to drive Vince crazy with jealousy when she takes up an old ex-boyfriend on his offer for a dinner date; Mike and Molly continue wedding planning.
15:30
Mike realizes that he forgot to make dinner reservations for Molly on Valentine's Day, so he ends up stealing Carl's romantic plans for the evening.
16:00
When Molly discovers that Mike hasn't had a proper birthday party since he was 9 years old, she decides to take it upon herself to throw him a surprise party.
16:30
Mike gets nervous when Molly suggests that they both write their own wedding vows, until Carl tells him just to write about how much he loves lasagna.
17:00
When Peggy decides to leave town, she leaves her dog, Jim, with Mike and Molly claiming that it will be good practice for when they have kids of their own.
17:30
Mike and Molly meet up with the priest at Peggy's church, but Molly's outspoken nature ends up costing them their wedding chapel after their meeting.

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18:00
Molly has a meltdown over her extreme dieting plans as she tries to lose weight in order to fit into her wedding dress three weeks before the big day.
18:30
Mike and Molly are getting closer to their wedding, and with only two days left before the big day, the wedding rehearsal takes place.
19:00
Mike and Molly encounter chaos, speed bumps and setbacks before the two can finally make the long-awaited trip down the aisle on their wedding day.
19:35
Mike becomes inspired by their honeymoon trip to Paris and decides that he wants to change his life; Molly worries about how their friends & family fared.
20:10
Ray and Robert are astounded to discover Frank served as an inspiration to a successful man he worked with many years ago.
20:45
Ray and Robert's overnight wait for a prime golfing location erupts into a heated debate over who will be responsible for their mother's care in the future.
21:20
A surprising development occurs in the Barone family when one of them gathers everyone in order to drop a bombshell announcement on them.
21:55
While visiting Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra discover that they are being kicked out of their condo; Robert and Amy reluctantly let them move back in.
22:30
When Ally gets an F on her report card, Debra worries that she hasn't been attentive enough, but Ray believes that the teacher is to blame.
23:00
George's lie about being a Marine Biologist lands him in hot water when a whale is in jeopardy; Kramer practices his golf swing on the beach.
23:30
Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him; Elaine obsesses over a store mannequin that closely resembles her.
00:00
Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a little person, into getting lifts to keep his job; Jerry visits a sick friend at the hospital in need of a good laugh.
00:30
A girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount; George attempts to use the shower at the health club as a bathroom.
01:00
Kramer makes a new deal with Jerry's father to sell beltless raincoats to a secondhand clothing shop; Elaine's latest boyfriend talks strangely.
01:30
Jerry and his latest girlfriend finally get alone time when they go on a date to see "Schindler's List," where Newman oversees them making out.
02:00
George panics when there is a false fire alarm at a kid's birthday party, abandoning everyone in his escape; Jerry gets revenge on a heckler.
02:30
The gang takes a trip to the Hamptons for a weekend; George is upset when he finds his girlfriend enjoys topless sunbathing; Kramer steals lobsters.
03:00
George's life turns around when he adopts a new opposite philosophy; Kramer appears on "Regis and Kathy Lee" to promote his new coffee table book.
03:30
Jerry gets a date with a Miss America contestant, only to be foiled by Kramer, who acts as a chaperone; Elaine gets a job as Mr. Pitt's personal secretary.
04:00
George gets upset when his girlfriend is thanked for a dinner he bought; Jerry becomes obsessed when he finds that his current girlfriend once dated Newman.
04:30
In an effort to please his new girlfriend, Jerry agrees to host a pledge drive for PBS; George is convinced that a waitress keeps giving him the finger.
05:00
Christine pretends to be madly in love with her date for Richard's rehearsal dinner; Matthew gets better acquainted with New Christine's sister.
05:30
Christine rekindles her relationship with Papa Jeff at Richard and New Christine's wedding, but she soon receives some shocking news about her old flame.
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