After his apartment gets robbed, Jerry considers moving, but the new residence George shows him is on George's list, so they decide who will move there.
Christine considers herself the most popular mother after a popular girl asks Ritchie to a school dance; Matthew and Richard try to evict an elderly woman.
Old Christine sets Richard up on a blind date with an attractive, passionate woman who works out at her gym in order to help him get over New Christine.
Christine learns that Ritchie has been bullying other children, and in order to set a good example Christine apologizes to the woman she used to bully.
When the business is unexpectedly profitable, Christine undergoes a personal crisis as to whether she should spend the money on herself or give it to charity.
Christine decides that Ritchie deserves to go on a real family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't quite turn out as intended.
Blanche's interest in a wheelchair-bound suitor begins to dwindle after discovering his secret life; Rose decides to take in a puppy without checking first.
Blanche's brother Clayton arrives in Miami with the revelation that he is planning a commitment ceremony for him and his partner; Rose is up for an award.
Miles informs the girls that he is a former accountant who was sent to the witness protection program after becoming entangled with a mobster who recently died.
Blanche reconsiders her feelings for commitment-free sex after her casual partner fails to answer the phone; Rose pursues her dream of becoming a TV reporter.
Miles returns from hiding to try for another shot at a relationship with Rose unaware "The Cheeseman" is hot on his trail; Blanche studies her family's past.
The Barone's are shocked when Michael reads a story he has written at the school open house called "The Angry Family" describing his family's constant fighting.
While away on a business trip, Ray inadvertently loses his wedding band and at the airport he is approached by a flirtatious woman, who thinks he's single.
Frank gains notoriety when a sports radio talk show demonizes him for refusing to return a football he caught to the kicker of a record-setting field goal.
Jerry is drawn into George's former relationship when he picks up a few books left at her apartment; Elaine is curious about a degenerating relationship.
When Jerry's parents come to town for their 50th anniversary, Jerry gets into trouble for making a humorous observation about children who have ponies.
George lives in regret after blowing an invitation to go upstairs with his girlfriend after a date, which leads him to leave a series of phone messages.
George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom, so he plots revenge with Elaine and tries to slip his boss a "Mickey."
George thinks he had a heart attack, but the doctor tells him otherwise; Elaine is interested in the doctor, while the doctor is interested in her tongue.
Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.
Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy beauty salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard has secretly planned.
When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is set to expire and that her life has not evolved at all during that time, she vows to make big changes.