Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a little person, into getting lifts to keep his job; Jerry visits a sick friend at the hospital in need of a good laugh.
Jerry gets a date with a Miss America contestant, only to be foiled by Kramer, who acts as a chaperone; Elaine gets a job as Mr. Pitt's personal secretary.
George gets upset when his girlfriend is thanked for a dinner he bought; Jerry becomes obsessed when he finds that his current girlfriend once dated Newman.
In an effort to please his new girlfriend, Jerry agrees to host a pledge drive for PBS; George is convinced that a waitress keeps giving him the finger.
Christine rekindles her relationship with Papa Jeff at Richard and New Christine's wedding, but she soon receives some shocking news about her old flame.
The girls make a challenge to each other to conquer their fears after the timid Rose is forced to deliver her aunt's eulogy in front of a large audience.
Blanche sets her sights on Dorothy's brother-in-law only to discover he shares Stan's views on women and relationships; Rose suffers from a bout with insomnia.
Blanche tries to make her boyfriend mad with jealousy by taking Rose's cousin on a whirlwind tour of the city; Sophia wants to renew her driver's licence.
Dorothy's IRS audit on their ended marriage proves to be very taxing to both her and Stan; Blanche and Rose take a Spanish class for different reasons.
Molly starts to get frustrated when she discovers that her wedding photos didn't turn out as expected; Carl gets jealous when Christina's ex-boyfriend returns.
Mike and Molly decide it is the right time to start trying for a baby; Carl becomes upset when he realizes that Molly is still hanging out with Christina.
Mike is put into an uncomfortable situation when he is forced to play matchmaker and set up his lonely mother with his boss, despite his many reservations.
Molly decides to plan a family yard sale; Mike and the guys decide to take Carl out on a fishing trip in hopes that it will help him forget his breakup.
When Mike gets sick around Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly thrilled because she knows she doesn't have to cook, that is until Vince invites his brother to town.
Mike starts to get a little nervous after Molly doesn't get pregnant following weeks of the couple trying, so he turns to Carl and Samuel for some advice.
Molly encourages Mike to take a test to become a detective, but the added stress of studying for the qualification exam puts stress on their relationship.
When Mike portrays Santa, he cannot contain his frustrations with Molly's Christmas spending; Mike & Molly spend Christmas Eve with Mike's mother and boss.
Alan fails to bond with Jake over a weekend, so Charlie consoles his brother by taking him out drinking, only for them to wind up drunkenly cursing Evelyn.
Charlie agrees to go on a dinner with Evelyn and her boyfriend, but is aghast to realize that the girl he's been avoiding is the daughter of Evelyn's beau.
Jake draws a picture at school of a butterfly-tattooed-behind that he saw stamped on one of Charlie's lady friends, much to the chagrin of an infuriated Judith.
Charlie is duped into helping with Jake's school musical, but is helped by the popularity of one of his jingles; Judith surprises Alan with divorce papers.
Charlie's newest fling befriends both Jake and Evelyn, as she positions herself to force him into an unwanted long term relationship he can't get out of.
Attempting to win over newly engaged Lisa, Charlie bribes his family to come together for a customary Thanksgiving dinner to portray himself as a "family man."
The guys run into new-look Judith and her boyfriend at the movies, causing Alan to consider changing his appearance for the sake of reentering the dating scene.
The guys run into trouble when Berta's granddaughter accompanies her to work, and the men realize she is an alluringly flirtatious, insubordinate minor.
Jerry feels misled when his mysterious Chinese date ends up not being Chinese; Elaine ruins her friend's latest relationship with a man who likes to talk.
Jerry's excitement about dating a gymnast diminishes after bad sex; George's girlfriend catches him eating out of the trash; Kramer passes a kidney stone.
Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, provided that he will treat him to a meal; Elaine dates a bouncer from England; Kramer decides to eat fresh.
George passes up hiring a beautiful secretary for an ordinary woman, in the hopes of less distraction; Jerry catches his dry cleaner wearing his clothes.
A grade school acquaintance puts pressure on Jerry to finally settle an old score in the form of a race; Elaine is blacklisted from a Chinese restaurant.
Jerry attempts an impossible switch when he finds that he likes his girlfriend's roommate more than her; George is convinced that his new girlfriend is bulimic.
Kramer discovers that Newman is being fanatically hunted by the police for hundreds of unpaid parking tickets; George's friend lies about having cancer.