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When O'Boyle checks into rehab, Doug and Deacon are asked to fill in; however, Doug thinks that he may not be right for the job once the office loses control.

Deacon changes the ending of a story, leaving him too scared to spend the weekend with the Heffermans; Arthur figures out a way to make money in carpooling.

Doug makes an appearance at a neighborhood party to which he and Carrie were not invited, and to prove that they are good people, he adopts a dog.

Doug has Deacon's son draw a stick figure of Carrie in hopes that it will make her want to purchase an enhancement that the two of them could benefit from.

After the Williamses purchase a new vacation home with all of the money they have saved up, the Heffernans accuse them of being cheap.

After Doug almost hits a chicken with his vehicle, he decides to spare the lives of other animals and become a vegetarian, making Carrie very uncomfortable.

Elaine and Lippman form a partnership to open a store that sells only muffin tops; George pretends to be a tourist to attract a beautiful tourist agent.

After receiving a severance package from the Yankees, George decides to take a few months off and initiates "The Summer of George"; Kramer wins a Tony award.

Kramer takes to using butter as a skin moisturizer until he accidentally cooks himself sunbathing; Elaine and Putty return from their journey to Europe.

Jerry must decide between keeping his girlfriend and the funny voice he created to mock her; Kramer hires an intern to help him with menial tasks.

Roseanne and Jackie take one last trip to see their childhood home and reminisce about their memories, reminding her to give Darlene a stricter punishment.

The Conners are elated when they are filmed in a television advertisement for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but when the commercial airs, the family is excluded.

Roseanne agrees to accompany Jackie when she visits her therapist, where Roseanne says that dull Art is the perfect man for Jackie to be with.

Rodbell's new regulations require employees to take a lie detector test to see if they are stealing from the restaurant, infuriating Roseanne over the idea.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

While Andy is away, an overzealous Warren arrests Aunt Bee and her friends when they run a Bingo game at the Ladies' Charity Bazaar.

Aunt Bee finds companionship with a U.S. congressman, leading the two to go on a date and act as if they were teenagers again.

Warren suddenly thinks he has psychic powers and warns Andy and Helen to halt their picnic, but the couple ignores Warren's warning.

When Andy receives a $1,000 check from the Belmont Film Studio for the rights to his story, the family talks him into taking them to see the film in Hollywood.

Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th and learns about the tedium and headaches that Colonel Potter deals with every day.

Hawkeye becomes frustrated and angry about the stalled peace talks in Panmunjon, so he impulsively charges off to the meeting to complain about the war.

Television news correspondent Clete Roberts once again meets with the 4077th to interview the hospital personnel about the Korean War.

When well-know television newscaster Clete Robert once again meets up with the men of the 4077th, the hospital staff talks to him about the Korean War.

The identity of a deputy marshal and that of a criminal is confused after a Quaker party rescues them from a dangerous fight.

A farmer worries his criminal past may be revealed when he and his girlfriend are involved in a fierce argument along with his brother and former partner.

A former professional boxer moves into Dodge City for a change of scenery and asks Miss Kitty if he can purchase and run her saloon.

Judgment day awaits a ruthless criminal as Dodge City prepares for their first hanging in many years, but the crook and his team have plans to escape.

When Matt transports a prisoner in the company of a cattle drive, he faces assaults from the prisoner and a plot by one of the cowboys to free the captive.

Opie is jealous of the attention his dad is giving someone else and schemes to make sure there is no room for another in his father's heart.

When Barney and Floyd run out of gas on the way home from a fishing trip, they are captured and held hostage at O'Malley's by a gang of escaped female convicts.

With money tight, Andy must sacrifice his fishing pole in order to acquire a birthday gift for Aunt Bee, an elegant blue bed jacket.

Barney argues there is a lack of security at the Mayberry Bank and proves his case when a set-up nabs real, unsuspecting crooks trying to rob the bank.

When a new kid moves to Mayberry and tries to bully Opie, Barney teaches Opie how to stand up for himself and gives him the "Nip it in the Bud!" speech.

After Barney provokingly tickets the governor's car and accuses Andy of setting him up, the governor is prompted to commend Barney for defying favoritism

Ray and Debra attempt to find some new friends for Marie and Frank in order to get them to leave them alone, but the new companions continue to drop by as well.

Debra asks Ray to give her some more alone time, making Marie suspicious, and when Ray does some spying, he has doubts, too.

Robert, still recovering from a bull attack, is very cranky, prompting Debra to investigate the real cause of his behavior.

When Debra becomes extremely moody, Raymond makes the situation worse by suggesting that a pill might make things easier.

When he tries to return to the force, Robert finds that his attack still bothers him, and will continue to until he confronts his attacker.

Marie surprises everyone by taking the family to Italy, but Raymond finds a way to not enjoy himself, while Robert falls for a beautiful Italian woman.

While the rest of the family has the time of their life, Raymond slowly recovers from his illness and begins to come around in regard to the wonders of Italy.

Doug's high school reunion goes from boring to fun after seeing an old friend whom Doug shared mischievous times with as an adolescent.

Carrie and Doug disagree over staying in Queens or moving into the city and the talk makes them realize they have different ideas about their future.

Doug and Carrie arrange a visit with their priest for counseling concerning their marriage and run into friends who recently made an addition to their family.

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.

Doug Heffernan gets a 70-inch TV to make his sport's basement dream complete, but the dream turns into a nightmare when Carrie's father moves into the basement.

Frank and Kramer's new relaxation technique proves to have a detrimental effect; George competes with a former rival to sell computers for his father.

Jerry is transfused with Kramer's blood after a mishap in the kitchen; George forms an unhealthy connection between food and sex; Elaine fails to babysit well.

Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.

After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine does battle with a co-worke

Christine pretends to be madly in love with her date for Richard's rehearsal dinner; Matthew gets better acquainted with New Christine's sister.

Christine rekindles her relationship with Papa Jeff at Richard and New Christine's wedding, but she soon receives some shocking news about her old flame.