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Doug and Carrie bump into Father McAndrew and are shamed into attending church services, meanwhile, unbeknownst to anyone, Arthur puts the house up for sale.

Doug is asked to help coach Deacon's son's football teaml; While coaching, Deacon's son expresses to Doug that he should try out for a semi-pro team.

Carrie agrees to baby-sit her boss's son but is disgusted when the toddler is obsessed with her breasts; Spence's TiVo thinks he is gay.

Doug feels threatened of Carrie's "work-husband" and begins to spend more time with Deacon to make Carrie jealous; Arthur is jealous of a new dog.

Elaine panics when they take her favorite contraceptive brand off the market; Kramer causes a tussle at an AIDS walk when he refuses to wear a ribbon.

George and Susan's parents meet for dinner; Kramer borrows a horse-drawn carriage for the weekend; Elaine gets hot and heavy with her new man.

Kramer sues a wealthy heiress when she is inadvertently responsible for causing him to crash his car, but Jerry sours the deal when he falls for the woman.

George becomes upset when Susan's cousin names her baby with the name he planned to use for his first child; Jerry questions his girlfriend's style.

Crystal passes the time by thinking of herself negatively, leaving Roseanne and Jackie to show her that she should stop letting people walk over her.

Though Roseanne had planned the perfect birthday party for Dan at the bar, a bully ruins it by picking a fight, forcing Dan to walk away and keep a promise.

Sick and tired of seeing Dan work on his truck every Saturday, Roseanne decides to make a bet with him to see if he'll get the truck running again.

A garage sale is coming up and Dan becomes upset when he is told by Roseanne that he has to put up some of the junk that has meaning to him.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

In a well-meaning gesture, Hawkeye decides to surprise Potter with a big party in order to celebrate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

Hawkeye decides to lift morale with a racy new movie during a heat wave when medical supplies are all running low and the camp is facing prohibition.

Father Mulcahy is called upon to save the camp's honor when an Olympic runner fails to show up for the high-stakes footrace against a rival M*A*S*H.

Kitty can't decide if she should help the man who saved her life in the past or turn him over to Marshal Dillon, who wants him in jail for murder.

Matt Dillon comes under attack from a vengeful rancher and his minions, who are out to get the prisoner that Matt is holding and transporting to jail.

A reformed outlaw is desperate for money after encountering a series of setbacks with his failing farm, so he is forced to become a criminal once again.

When a private detective is unable to hunt down a fugitive, he attempts to coerce the outlaw into revealing himself by using Kitty and the fugitive's daughter.

When a Deputy District Attorney makes plans to launch a political career, he attempts to use Matt to lure in and kill a wanted outlaw.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

A widower lives a quiet life in a small southern town with his aunt and young son, implementing his wise advice in his own life and offering it to others.

When Ray is excited about a woman's breast implants, Debra decides to conduct some tests to find out if he is satisfied with her.

When Raymond and Debra get into a fight over the new can opener each tells their side of the story to the other family members, causing family warfare to erupt.

Raymond is alarmed to discover that Frank is only interested in his work for the betting information that he supplies to him.

Raymond and Debra are distressed over their weak sex life, and when they go to his parents for advice, they get really depressed.

Raymond and Debra can't seem to make anyone in their family happy after an attempt to draw up the circumstances of their living will.

Debra's sister decides to devote her life to religious servitude as a nun, while Debra suggests that the obsession will soon be outgrown.

Raymond hires his very annoying cousin to work for him, but he soon finds out that people don't think the two of them are so very different.

Doug's mother, Janet, has kept contact with Doug's high school girlfriend which makes Carrie uneasy so she attempts to erase her from Janet's life.

At a friends wedding, Doug decides to spice up the photos by taking a one of his private part, but he doesn't get good responses when the pictures are seen.

Carrie wins four company seats to the Knicks games for a month but is undecided on who to take; Arthur tries to fix parking tickets for Deacon.

Carrie sends Doug to a therapist regarding his overeating, and he shows promise so Carrie asks the therapist to "help" with other issues behind Doug's back.

Carrie feels Doug is not giving her attention so she finds a replacement in Lou Ferrigno; Doug competes to throw the "best" Super Bowl party.

Doug and Carrie feel their lives are lacking when they accidentally pick up another couples photos, so they emulate what they view in the photos.

Jerry purchases a new Cadillac for his parents; George questions his relationship with Susan after Elaine's friend sets him up with actress Marisa Tomei.

The retirement community impeaches Morty over the new Cadillac that Jerry bought him; George bombs with Marissa Tomei after revealing his engagement.

New low-flow shower heads drive Jerry, Kramer and Newman to seek an illicit street vendor; Elaine tests positive for Opium before her big Africa trip.

George is terrorized by one of Susan's dolls that looks exactly like his mother; Jerry is greatly inconvenienced by Susan's old college roommate.

After a young, attractive waitress flirts with Daniel, Christine becomes a bit insecure, and decides to pay a visit to a plastic surgeon's office.

Believing Christine is judgmental and snobbish, a new father at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" before leaving her in favor of Marly and Lindsay.

After promising Daniel that she will accompany him to an important event, Christine disappoints him when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.