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Doug is getting perturbed by Carrie giving Arthur anything he wants for dinner so Doug talks Arthur into asking for his favorites, but the plan backfires.

Carrie and Doug find that their marriage is improved dramatically when they sleep on separate beds after Doug breaks their regular bed.

Doug's ego suffers when he repeatedly looses to Arthur on the new ping-pong table, and then loses to his wife as well when he thinks he can at least beat her.

George is angered when an old acquaintance withholds an apology; Jerry's girlfriend is too comfortable with her nudity; Elaine works with a germ-o-phoebe.

Kramer resumes work at his old bagel job after a lengthy strike; George tries to escape Festivus, the holiday alternative to Christmas that his father created.

Jerry is forced to mend Elaine and Putty's rocky relationship if he hopes to get an insider deal on his new car; George struggles to expose a candy conspiracy.

Kramer and Newman scramble for a resolution when the landlord threatens eviction after discovering their reversed peepholes; Elaine hates Putty's new fur.

Barb and Christine prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date, but jealousy arises when one date goes better than the other.

Christine upsets Patrick when she proceeds to take a stubborn stance over Richard's constant presence; Matthew is compelled by his profession to keep a secret.

Ritchie is recruited by a talent scout for a television commercial, which thrills Christine, but Richard disagrees and won't let him be a part of it.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

Hawkeye writes home to inform his family of what Christmas is like over in Korea, while Radar starts shipping a jeep home, doing it piece by piece.

Hawkeye writes home again to tell his father about the latest gossip that is traveling throughout the camp, while the nurses welcome a new surgeon to the staff.

The camp tunes into the Army-Navy game when the camp is attacked and an unexploded bomb lands in the middle of the compound, leaving the crew to disarm it.

Hawkeye writes home once more to tell his father about what is going on around the camp, where the doctors have to remove a grenade from a soldier.

The food in the mess tent becomes so repetitious that Hawkeye, Trapper and Radar scheme to have foods delivered from a restaurant in Chicago.

Henry finally gets his discharge and bids goodbye to the 4077th, but Radar has to make a tragically sad announcement to the staff in the operating room.

Hawkeye races to find Trapper John to say goodbye but misses him by minutes and instead welcomes B.J. Hunnicut to the 4077th unit.

Hawkeye and Radar tell the new arrival all about life at the 4077 Mobile Army Surgical Hospital during a wild ride back to the camp.

Frank begins to settle in as the camp commander only to have Colonel Sherman T. Potter assigned to the post permanently, and Potter fits in well.

A wounded bombed pilot claims to be Jesus Christ, and Frank and Margaret believe that he's lying to get a discharge, so they call Colonel Flagg for help.

A rumor that the 4077 is about to be overrun by the Chinese causes a "bug out" but Hawkeye, B.J. and Margaret remain behind with a patient who can't be moved.

A rumor that the 4077 is about to be overrun by the Chinese causes a "bug out" but Hawkeye, B.J. and Margaret remain behind with a patient who can't be moved.

After getting his hands on a copy of his favorite movie, Colonel Potter uses it to release some of the increasing tensions at the 4077th.

Hawkeye and B.J. unwillingly capture a peculiar North Korean soldier while on a mission to get urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th.

The former housekeeper, Rose, gets married and leaves, causing Aunt Bee to live with Andy and Opie, but Opie isn't too thrilled about her presence there.

Opie contributes a measly three cents to the Underprivileged Children's drive and Andy becomes extremely upset about Opie's miniscule donation.

Andy and Barney convert Mayberry's modern-day Scrooge after throwing a Christmas party in jail for a prisoner and his family.

Everyone in Mayberry, with the exception of Andy, is awed by an infamous and intriguing con artist who is being held in the Mayberry jail.

Andy and Opie go out of their way to make Aunt Bee realize what a huge disaster their lives would be if she wasn't around to help them out.

Aunt Bee tries to limit Opie's exposure to the rough jailhouse environment by forbidding him to spend his free time at the courthouse.

Aunt Bee makes a batch of pickles so horrible that only flies like them, but when the guys switch them with store-bought ones, she thinks her pickles are tasty.

Opie hopes to win a medal in the annual Sheriff's Boys' Day race and gets lessons on racing from Barney, but receives lessons on sportsmanship from Andy.

Thanksgiving takes an untraditional twist when Debra decides to make fish instead of turkey, and Ray can't watch football.

Hurt by the revelation that his autographed baseball isn't authentic, Raymond takes out his pain by telling his daughter the truth about Santa Claus.

Ray has big holiday plans for a passionate tryst with his wife, but the sudden arrival of some unwanted Christmas guests threatens to ruin everything.

After tests reveal Frank and Marie's poor health, Marie puts them on a diet, and prepares a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving, which does not go over well with Ray.

Ray is bewildered to learn his parents exchanged his personalized Christmas gift to them for a cutting-edge coffee maker.

Debra decides to try harder to get along with Marie while they cook a Sunday dinner; Ray, Frank and Robert go to a car show.

Debra and Marie's disagreement on who should be in a family photo ruins Ray's plan to give his parents the ultimate Christmas gift.

When the family gathers for Thanksgiving, Debra is shocked to learn that her parents are just as unhappy together as Frank and Marie are.

Raymond schemes to play golf on Christmas by getting Debra a much more expensive gift, but his plan is ruined when she gets him an even bigger gift.

When Debra's father brings a girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner, everyone is shocked except for his ex-wife, who is thrilled with the arrangement.

When a relative's Christmas card makes Marie jealous, she and Debra write one for their own family, but it only points out their shortcomings.

Ray always seems to have anxiety at gift-giving time and when Robert offers a great gift idea for Debra, but he fails to mention Robert, taking all the credit.

When Frank gets into an argument with a store manager over eating products in spite of a "no sampling sign," he upsets Ally and has to try and talk to her.

The Barones spend Thanksgiving with Amy's family, which goes surprisingly smooth until a bird flies into the house and Amy's father wants to kill it.

The destruction of Ray's dictionary leads to Frank relating the story of how Ray ruined his prize collection of jazz records, and Ray attempts to make amends.

Thanksgiving has rolled around again, and both Debra and Ray are bracing for the worst as all of the family members and in-laws gather for a first gathering.

Elaine obsesses over an ambiguous cartoon in The New Yorker; an old acquaintance of Susan's starts up a successful one-woman show demonizing Jerry.

Kramer acquires a strong box to keep valuables but cannot decide where to hide the key; Jerry has a disastrous falling out with his neighbor across the hall.

Jerry gets his father a new organizer; Kramer retires to Florida and picks up condominium politics; Elaine is unsure of her new boyfriend's ethnic background.

Elaine discovers that Puddy is overtly religious; George makes an effort to increase his general showmanship by leaving all meetings on a high note.

Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her in a game of tennis.

Christine tires of her mother's constant criticism, but she gets a chance to thwart the constant sniping when she discovers something they have in common.

Christine and Barb fear they may lose their gym franchise after the parent company informs them that they have broken a contractual clause.