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Doug and Carrie feel their lives are lacking when they accidentally pick up another couples photos, so they emulate what they view in the photos.

Doug and Deacon are stuck delivering Penguins on Valentine's Day so Carrie decides to take Holly out, meanwhile Spence dates a woman his grandmother's age.

Doug and Carrie spend a huge chunk of money on their dream vacation with their new neighbors, but Doug neglects to tell Carrie that their house has a problem.

Kramer takes to using butter as a skin moisturizer until he accidentally cooks himself sunbathing; Elaine and Putty return from their journey to Europe.

Jerry must decide between keeping his girlfriend and the funny voice he created to mock her; Kramer hires an intern to help him with menial tasks.

Frank and Kramer's new relaxation technique proves to have a detrimental effect; George competes with a former rival to sell computers for his father.

Jerry is transfused with Kramer's blood after a mishap in the kitchen; George forms an unhealthy connection between food and sex; Elaine fails to babysit well.

Christine tries to prove to Barb that she isn't a square as the return of Tom, a friend of Richard's who she once dated, presents her with another complication.

Barb and Matthew try to sort out their issues; after Christine forbids the two to see one another, they defy her orders by pretending to be inseparable.

While visiting her gynecologist, Dr. Palmer, Christine is shocked when he suggests that her recent flu symptoms may be an early sign of perimenopause.

Christine proposes to Barb to save her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries to work up the courage to propose to New Christine.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

Opie is given responsibility of looking after a horse while the owner is away on business, but he faces a dilemma when the horse refuses to eat.

Opie is tackled with a difficult decision, when he must choose to either become a member of the football team or continue to take piano lessons.

Howard cracks jokes on TV, but the jokes sound too familiar to the Mayberry townsfolk and they do not care to be made fun of.

Howard becomes a "Big Brother," but gets off to a tempermental start that unintentionally causes conflict when he falls for his "little brother's" big sister.

Sidney Freedman visits the 4077 and discovers how they cope with stress when he encounters a soldier who holds him accountable for his injuries.

The doctors play a joke on Winchester that causes him to send a tape home asking his influential parents to get him out of Korea.

Hawkeye falls for beautiful woman who is caring for her sick mother and women and children who have been displaced by the war.

While Matt is away, Festus is called to duty as the protector of the town when a group of men ride in looking to get back at the man who they say stole land.

Festus is given the job of making sure an injured man in custody for stealing money makes it back to Dodge, but they are forced to stop at a farmhouse.

Matt is carrying a signed confession paper that will hang a man, but bounty hunters chase after him in order to claim the reward offered by the condemned man.

After Kitty takes is left in charge of an escapee from a military prison, she becomes convinced that her guest is innocent of the charges he's been convicted of

Matt's old friend, who was once a respected and dedicated lawman, arrives in Dodge City in order to get revenge against the men who murderer his beloved wife.

When the Darling family decides to come down from the mountains, their boisterous shenanigans leave Andy and Barney trying to calm the town down.

Andy receives a chauffeur when an English tourist attempts to work off his ticket for reckless driving rather than pay the fine directly.

Barney finally spends his savings on a new set of wheels, only to uncover by accident a gang of crooks that continue to steal and resell the same vehicles.

Opie discovers the meaning of puppy love when he is rejected by his first crush, and Barney tries to teach him how to treat a lady.

Barney tries desperately to help marry off Andy by parading every eligible woman around in front of him to narrow down the best match.

While visiting Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra discover that they are being kicked out of their condo; Robert and Amy reluctantly let them move back in.

Ray worries that Debra's fight with Marie could put a stop to his plans, only to discover that anger just fuels a more enjoyable experience.

When the PTA has issues with Debra's wardrobe, Ray is given the task of explaining that her apparel is inappropriate for their meetings.

When Ally gets an F on her report card, Debra worries that she hasn't been attentive enough, but Ray believes that the teacher is to blame.

Debra and Marie pressure Ray and Frank into participating in one of Robert's therapy sessions, but the guys find trips to the track more helpful.

Thanksgiving has rolled around again, and both Debra and Ray are bracing for the worst as all of the family members and in-laws gather for a first gathering.

Amy and Robert learn living with Frank and Marie isn't going to be as easy as they had first expected it to be, when a solicitous Marie offers romantic gifts.

The mold is overgrown in Doug's house to the tune of $12,000 for repairs, so he puts pride aside and asks his father for help which prompts a no-spending rule.

Carrie and Doug hire Russian workers to repair their home but the workers need constant coaxing to get things done, so they use vodka to inspire them.

Doug confesses to Carrie that he frequently lies or simply keeps the truth from her in order save himself from her infamous wrath.

Since Doug didn't want to write it, Carrie wrote Danny a letter of recommendation for IPS, and now Doug's job is on the line with Danny as his competition.

When Doug wants to bring an end to Carrie's addiction for pricey clothes, she devises a plan: wear the clothes once and then return them with the tags still on.

Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.

After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine does battle with a co-worke

Dissatisfied with the quality of the meat in his sandwiches, Kramer gets a meat slicer; Jerry develops a skin condition and blames his new doctor girlfriend.

Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by sleeping with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.

Wanting to use his mother's old wedding ring to propose to New Christine with, Richard comes to Old Christine to beg for its return.

Barb gets her profile into a very popular business journal, and Christine is delighted when the publicity brings in a profitable new kind of clientele.

In order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club, Christine reluctantly agrees to go on a date with a children's entertainer who specializes in reptile parties.

When Ritchie stops saying that he loves her, Christine asks Richard to have a child with her so she can have one that loves her the way Ritchie used to.