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While Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant, Carrie struggles to keep actress Kirstie Alley happy.

Arthur brings a bug infestation into the home, leading Carrie and Doug to move out while the slightly creepy exterminator does his work.

Carrie accidentally pushes Doug down the stairs, and he attempts to get revenge against her by milking his injury and making her care for him.

Doug and Carrie stage a robbery inside their home in order to free themselves of an awkward anniversary present from Deacon and Kelly.

Doug tries to convince Carrie to sell her hair to a wig-maker to raise money for their cruise, but finds himself disappointed with the results.

When Doug learns that Carrie is disappointed with his lack of ambition, he feigns a mid-life crisis in order to take a much-anticipated rollercoaster ride.

George struggles to invent the ultimate comeback to a quip made by one of his sarcastic co-workers; Elaine falls for a mysterious video rental clerk.

While interviewing candidates for The Susan Ross Scholarship, George runs into trouble with a street gang; Peterman decides to buy Kramer's life stories.

Elaine adopts an alter ego when a co-worker mistakes her for someone named Susie; George and Kramer make a big entrance at Steinbrenner's Ball.

George embarks on a hectic quest to dig his keys out of a pothole in the road; Jerry accidentally drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet.

Bev drops a huge surprise on the four generations of the Conner family that have gathered together to enjoy a Thanksgiving dinner.

Jackie has to make a trip to Topeka and wants Roseanne to come along so they can visit their father's mistress that they haven't seen in a long time.

Roseanne finally convinces Leon to be the Santa Claus as the local mall and hears something from one of the mothers in line that infuriates her.

Roseanne reluctantly goes with Crystal to play bingo, but after winning $50 she gets hooked on the game and leaves Dan and the kids to look after the baby.

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Emmett contemplates and soon considers buying a nice, expensive gift for his wife, who he feels deserves it, for their 25th wedding anniversary.

Howard's mother decides to get married and move to Mt. Pilot; Howard is so glad to have the house to himself that he redecorates everything.

Sam and Emmett are forced to engage in a fierce bout of campaigning after the retirement of a prominent politician leaves an empty seat on the city council.

Opie races to the rescue when the arrival of Sam's son incites unwanted attention from a schoolyard bully, prompting a fast friendship to grow between the two.

Hot Lips thinks she may be pregnant and needs Radar's pet rabbit for the test and a wounded soldier demands to be sent home and Klinger volunteers to take him.

The arrival of mail following a long delay brings good and bad news from home, including a love letter, a divorce request and a couple's announcement.

Capt. Roy Dupree is temporarily assigned to the 4077 in exchange for Hawkeye and everyone fears that the change may become permanent.

A blacksmith is forced to cut a large bar of gold into two pieces when a gang apprehends him and threatens him with the use of force.

A resentful ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty hostage while planning Matt's execution in retaliation for her husband's hanging.

Marshal Dillon is aided by a runaway, who appears to be friendly and kind, but later faces off against him as an adversary trying to bring about his downfall.

After a well-respected rancher and his son hang a man, they say nothing when an unkempt bounty hunter is held responsible for the crime.

After an elderly Chinese man was wounded during an attempt to murder Matt, the hired killer begins to reconsider his dedication to his mission to kill Matt.

Otis using the courthouse stationery to write letters to his brother and sister-in-law, and they automatically assume he has become a deputy.

Despite what Opie says, Andy and Barney believe Opie's new friend Mr. McBeevee is a figment of his imagination, until Andy finally meets him.

Andy's new relationship is tested because of his insecurities after realizing he is dating out of his league with the wealthy Peggy McMillan.

Mayberry's new Mayor, Mayor Stoner, and Andy don't see eye to eye when it comes to proper management of the sheriff's department.

When Aunt Bee goes to visit Aunt Louise, Andy and Opie are left to fend for themselves, which leads to grand misunderstandings and some much needed apologies.

Raymond and Debra can't seem to make anyone in their family happy after an attempt to draw up the circumstances of their living will.

Debra's sister decides to devote her life to religious servitude as a nun, while Debra suggests that the obsession will soon be outgrown.

Raymond hires his very annoying cousin to work for him, but he soon finds out that people don't think the two of them are so very different.

Debra discovers a newfound burst of sexual energy, and Ray's excitement soon turns to curiosity when he wants to understand the cause.

Debra decides to try harder to get along with Marie while they cook a Sunday dinner; Ray, Frank and Robert go to a car show.

Michael is forced to be held back another year in pre-school, and Ray ends up blaming himself because he also was forced to endure the same embarrassment.

Debra and Marie's disagreement on who should be in a family photo ruins Ray's plan to give his parents the ultimate Christmas gift.

Both Doug and Deacon start spending some quality time with each other's wives when they realize that they have much more in common.

Doug's attempt at romance uncovers Carrie's "work retreat" for what it really is, and Danny and Spence's plan to get into a Billy Idol concert backfires.

Doug strikes up a friendship with a driver from a rival company at the cost of his coworkers' respect, only to find that he has been lured into a trap.

Carrie is ready to put Arthur in a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire, but Doug makes a discovery that forces him to reconsider.

While buying some ice cream from the ice cream man, Doug notices a "for sale" sign and buys the truck, and in turn, gets harassed by another ice cream man.

An obsessed woman who swears that she spent a romantic weekend with Doug keeps calling the house, and Doug tries everything to get her to stop.

Elaine's hatred of the movie "The English Patient" gets her fired; Kramer hires Dominicans to roll Cuban cigars; Jerry grapples with the Mandelbaum family.

George begins napping under his desk at work; Jerry's contractor takes his sweet time installing new cabinets; Elaine's boyfriend has a back problem.

George's girlfriend is big on the phrase "yada yada", allowing her to skip over dubious social anecdotes; Jerry is irked by his dentist's religious conversion.

Kramer and Newman compete bitterly while planning their respective New Year's Eve parties; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Dan and Arnie are on the worst bowling team in the league, but when they start making progress to get out of last place, unexpected competition arises.

Bev comes to the aid of the Conners when Roseanne throws her back out and is bed-ridden, instantly becoming loved by the children as she spoils them all.