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When the Heffernans are shamed into participating in a church event, Carrie realizes that her baking skills may not be up to the task.

After suggesting to Carrie that they try to have a baby, Doug borrows a baby from Danny in order to give their parenting skills a test run.

Doug spots an opportunity to make a few quick bucks when he discovers his mother's surprising poker skills during a friendly game.

While Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant, Carrie struggles to keep actress Kirstie Alley happy.

Kramer gets a new hot tub from a close friend; Elaine is stressed over housing a famous marathon runner; George gets rowdy with clients from out of town.

Elaine struggles with an eccentric soup artist, who refuses her business; Kramer is accosted by two street toughs; Jerry baby talks with his girlfriend.

George becomes obsessed with trying to keep his ATM code a secret; Kramer strives to enlighten the fire department with his list of shortcuts.

Jerry avoids awkward attempts at a friendship with his Pool Guy; George is worried that his worlds will collide when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan.

Christine shows no interest in an upcoming election, and Richard scolds her for not setting a good example as a non-voter for Ritchie.

After writing an e-mail about Ritchie's teacher, Christine realizes that she sent the letter to more than just the person it was intended for.

When Christine crosses the line with her controlling nature, she puts Richard's construction job in jeopardy; the time comes for Ritchie to learn about sex.

While attending the wedding of an old college friend with Barbara and Richard, Christine becomes the focus of the groom's attention, making his bride jealous.

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The usually shy Warren runs into trouble with Helen when he unknowingly takes on a completely different personality while sleepwalking.

When Malcolm returns to Mayberry, Andy offers him Ernest's position of crossing guard, causing Ernest to challenge Malcolm to a fight.

Warren takes a try at modifying Otis by getting him interested in mosaic art, but when Otis tries it, his work turns out to be as bad as his previous habit.

Barney returns to Mayberry for a high school reunion and learns that his former girlfriend Thelma Lou has married someone else.

A wounded woman is brought to the 4077 for treatment but Hawkeye and an R.O.K. officer clash when the officer insists on questioning the woman.

While Radar is on leave Klinger tries to fill in but doesn't have the experience to wheel and deal when the 4077 needs a new generator.

Radar prepares to depart the 4077th after his Uncle Ed dies leaving his widowed mother alone on the family farm, but he has a hard time saying good-bye.

An aging mountain man is on a mission to kill the man who murdered someone dear to him, but he is sidetracked from his mission when a posse recruits him.

Kitty and the deputies are caught in the midst of a train robbery while transporting a wounded Matt to a doctor that can perform surgery.

Doc Adams and the others do their best to thwart a gang of train robbers while making sure Matt is kept safe and sound in the baggage car.

While Festus and Newly try to get the train started again, Pinkerton heads back to the train to make certain he gets his long-awaited revenge against Matt.

After a handyman rescues seven orphans from their overbearing caretaker, the residents of Dodge City band together to give the children their first Christmas.

After the famous musician Bobby Fleet and his band arrive in Mayberry, Andy and Barney arrest the band to force them to listen to Jim Lindsey play the guitar.

The local pharmacist's niece, Ellie Walker, replaces him temporarily and her new approach to dispensing medicine begins to create chaos in Mayberry.

Andy is in complete disarray when he comes to believe that Ellie is a "deadly female hunter" who wants nothing more than to marry him.

Opie is given a lecture by Andy on keeping promises after he becomes friends with an 8-year-old who has run away from home.

In an attempt to lift Barney's spirits, Andy stages a small robbery and attempts to set his deputy up on a date with a timid seamstress.

When Debra becomes extremely moody, Raymond makes the situation worse by suggesting that a pill might make things easier.

When he tries to return to the force, Robert finds that his attack still bothers him, and will continue to until he confronts his attacker.

Spotting Robert's ex-wife prompts everyone to reflect on his divorce, and when she suggests they get together, Robert is intrigued.

Marie surprises everyone by taking the family to Italy, but Raymond finds a way to not enjoy himself, while Robert falls for a beautiful Italian woman.

While the rest of the family has the time of their life, Raymond slowly recovers from his illness and begins to come around in regard to the wonders of Italy.

After Marie crashes a car through the front of his house, Raymond finally feels that he must explain to his parents how he feels about their intrusiveness.

Robert spends his time attempting to decide which of three women he desires to spend the rest of his life with, and the girls spend time together.

Arthur brings a bug infestation into the home, leading Carrie and Doug to move out while the slightly creepy exterminator does his work.

Carrie accidentally pushes Doug down the stairs, and he attempts to get revenge against her by milking his injury and making her care for him.

Doug and Carrie stage a robbery inside their home in order to free themselves of an awkward anniversary present from Deacon and Kelly.

Doug tries to convince Carrie to sell her hair to a wig-maker to raise money for their cruise, but finds himself disappointed with the results.

When Doug learns that Carrie is disappointed with his lack of ambition, he feigns a mid-life crisis in order to take a much-anticipated rollercoaster ride.

Elaine panics when they take her favorite contraceptive brand off the market; Kramer causes a tussle at an AIDS walk when he refuses to wear a ribbon.

Jerry purchases a large amount of gum after a misunderstanding; Kramer becomes active in the restoration of an old movie theatre; George gets short-changed.

George and Susan's parents meet for dinner; Kramer borrows a horse-drawn carriage for the weekend; Elaine gets hot and heavy with her new man.

Kramer sues a wealthy heiress when she is inadvertently responsible for causing him to crash his car, but Jerry sours the deal when he falls for the woman.

Christine, Richard, Barb and Matthew test the boundaries of friendship when they end up in a disgusting hotel during a stay in the desert.

Christine is afraid that being reckless during an evening out could have ruined a possible relationship with Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris.

Christine gets cold feet about consummating with her new boyfriend, Mr. Harris; Matthew rethinks med school due to his assigned cadaver.

After a young, attractive waitress flirts with Daniel, Christine becomes a bit insecure, and decides to pay a visit to a plastic surgeon's office.