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When O'Boyle checks into rehab, Doug and Deacon are asked to fill in; however, Doug thinks that he may not be right for the job once the office loses control.

Deacon changes the ending of a story, leaving him too scared to spend the weekend with the Heffermans; Arthur figures out a way to make money in carpooling.

Doug makes an appearance at a neighborhood party to which he and Carrie were not invited, and to prove that they are good people, he adopts a dog.

Doug has Deacon's son draw a stick figure of Carrie in hopes that it will make her want to purchase an enhancement that the two of them could benefit from.

George's new gig as a hand model has him obsessed about hand safety; Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear a puffy shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend on TV.

Jerry, Kramer and Newman hatch a scheme to find out if Jerry's accountant uses drugs; George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman.

Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn; George nabs great parking spot.

Jerry becomes smitten over a line judge at the U.S. open, but after finally getting her attention, he discovers that she is deaf; Kramer becomes a ball boy.

The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day, but the kids' ulterior motive to attend a rock concert is foiled when they are told they can't go.

Roseanne and Dan start searching for any good news after the diner and the bike shop are both shut down, leaving them out of work and no means of money.

Becky seriously considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark when Dan's motorcycle shop closes down and leaves the family in debt.

Roseanne and Dan prepare to say goodbye to Becky after she and Mark make one last stop by the house before starting their new life together.

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With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

Howard becomes a "Big Brother," but gets off to a tempermental start that unintentionally causes conflict when he falls for his "little brother's" big sister.

Opie finds himself having trouble with completing a writing assignment that is suppose to be a trubute to his father, prompting porr marks from his instructor.

Due to a printing error, Floyd mistakenly believes he has won the gas station's contest and a large cash prize, but Goober can't afford to pay the prize amount.

Opie's big crush, Mary Alice, agrees to attend the school dance with him, but backs out at the last minute to attend the dance with Fred Simpson.

Majors Houlihan and Burns decide to get Frank in charge by pressing charges against Henry to get him arrested and making sure Hawkeye and Trapper can not help.

Hawkeye writes home once more to tell his father about what is going on around the camp, where the doctors have to remove a grenade from a soldier.

A confused enemy sniper has the camp pinned down, firing shots at anyone who steps outside and thinking he is shooting into McArthur's headquarters.

A desperate teenage girl asks Matt to travel to a rundown town in order to help her clear her brother from the railroad murder that he's accused of committing.

After learning that he is dying of a heart condition, an old-time swindler comes to Dodge City to visit his old friend, Kitty, and cause trouble in town.

A half-breed Indian policeman trailing three renegades visits his white mother, who refuses to acknowledge him as her son.

A young woman is shocked when her supposedly dead husband shows up on her doorstep in order to claim the stolen gold that he hid on their property.

While transporting a hardened prisoner to Dodge City, Matt stumbles upon a Comanche woman who has run away from a forced marriage to a tribal leader.

When the jail is filled with moonshiners who blame Otis for their capture, Andy decides to let Otis stay with Aunt Bee to sleep it off as he regularly does.

A smitten Andy tries his hardest to convince a local farmer that it is necessary for him to receive an inoculation from the county nurse.

Believing a crime is about to be committed, Barney tails the man he thinks is the thief, but he is actually the detective, and Barney winds up with the crook.

Convinced that she is the reason Andy isn't getting married, Aunt Bee invents a serious beau and is forced to grab Fred Gross, the Mayberry dry cleaner.

Andy's attempts to be alone with Mary Simpson are thwarted by Barney's presence and Barney tells everyone that Mary Simpson and Andy are getting married.

Ray devises a scheme to romantically wrest bedroom authority away from Debra, but it doesn't exactly pan out the way he had hoped.

Robert is taken aback after learning an incredible secret about Pat that she has taken great pains to keep hidden from her family.

A routine surgical procedure leads Raymond to ponder his own mortality, but he soon finds solace in his close-knit family.

Debra is fed up with Raymond's family making unannounced visits and comes up with a plan to keep them away from her birthday party.

When Debra is upset by Ray's failure to show affection or say I love you in public, he compounds his error by telling his parents.

When Raymond is chosen to give the eulogy at the funeral of his great uncle, who loved him, his mother and aunt must reconcile.

Robert is taking a criminal-psychology course for police training purposes and administers an IQ test to Raymond and Debra, with unexpected results.

After the Williamses purchase a new vacation home with all of the money they have saved up, the Heffernans accuse them of being cheap.

After Doug almost hits a chicken with his vehicle, he decides to spare the lives of other animals and become a vegetarian, making Carrie very uncomfortable.

Doug's high school reunion goes from boring to fun after seeing an old friend whom Doug shared mischievous times with as an adolescent.

Carrie and Doug disagree over staying in Queens or moving into the city and the talk makes them realize they have different ideas about their future.

Doug and Carrie arrange a visit with their priest for counseling concerning their marriage and run into friends who recently made an addition to their family.

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.

When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop; Jerry accidentally says the "F" word.

Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber even when he is given a really bad haircut; Newman is charged by Jerry's barber to get a sample of Jerry's hair.

Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage; Elaine's new boyfriend shares the same name as a serial killer.

A Native American woman thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering; George gets grounded.

After learning that David spent the night in Darlene's room, both Dan and Roseanne are forced to consider their daughter in a new light.

Jackie and Roseanne are shocked by Bev's announcement that she will be moving to Lanford; Jackie feels embarrassed when she begins dating a younger man.

Darlene is mortified when Roseanne throws her a sweet sixteen party and then sends her away to friends so that the adults can enjoy the festivities.

When Roseanne and Jackie are denied the bank loan that would've helped them open a restaurant together, they decide to turn to Bev for help.