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Doug and Carrie stage a robbery inside their home in order to free themselves of an awkward anniversary present from Deacon and Kelly.

Doug tries to convince Carrie to sell her hair to a wig-maker to raise money for their cruise, but finds himself disappointed with the results.

When Doug learns that Carrie is disappointed with his lack of ambition, he feigns a mid-life crisis in order to take a much-anticipated rollercoaster ride.

Elaine panics when they take her favorite contraceptive brand off the market; Kramer causes a tussle at an AIDS walk when he refuses to wear a ribbon.

Jerry purchases a large amount of gum after a misunderstanding; Kramer becomes active in the restoration of an old movie theatre; George gets short-changed.

George and Susan's parents meet for dinner; Kramer borrows a horse-drawn carriage for the weekend; Elaine gets hot and heavy with her new man.

Kramer sues a wealthy heiress when she is inadvertently responsible for causing him to crash his car, but Jerry sours the deal when he falls for the woman.

Christine, Richard, Barb and Matthew test the boundaries of friendship when they end up in a disgusting hotel during a stay in the desert.

Christine is afraid that being reckless during an evening out could have ruined a possible relationship with Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris.

Christine gets cold feet about consummating with her new boyfriend, Mr. Harris; Matthew rethinks med school due to his assigned cadaver.

After a young, attractive waitress flirts with Daniel, Christine becomes a bit insecure, and decides to pay a visit to a plastic surgeon's office.

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Barney's courage is questioned, which leads him to go after a dangerous escaped convict in the hope of proving himself to the townspeople.

Aunt Bee is at a loss when she has misplaced a rare piece of jewelry, but she files a claim to collect the insurance and spends the money promptly.

The townsfolk struggle with the sudden arrival of a disreputable promoter and a troublesome thug claiming to be a distant relative of the legendary Wyatt Earp,

Klinger becomes the new company clerk amid complaints about his inefficiency, and B.J. becomes homesick when he learns that Radar spent time with his family.

Father Mulcahy tries to help a beautiful nurse who wants to become a doctor after the war and things become difficult when the 4077th runs low on water.

A Korean woman misunderstands Klinger's intentions toward her daughter; Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise to a dying soldier.

In order to clear his son from a large gambling debt, a rancher and his employees come up with a scheme to frame an innocent man for the theft of livestock.

Despite being injured, Matt tries to stand up to a power-hungry bandit and his outlaw gang, who have seized control of a small town in Mexico.

Deputy Newly becomes smitten with an attractive and mysterious stranger who recently came to town, but his newfound love interest could cause trouble for him.

After Sally rehabilitates a wealthy former drunkard, the man's daughter and her fiancé come to town to make sure he is placed in an asylum.

When a former gunfighter returns to Dodge, Matt worries that the embittered man will instigate trouble in order to get revenge against a former comrade.

Opie contributes a measly three cents to the Underprivileged Children's drive and Andy becomes extremely upset about Opie's miniscule donation.

Andy gets the chance to end a long-running battle between two different neighboring families when the families' children want to be married.

A battle of the sexes becomes an unavoidable reality when Ellie decides she wants to campaign for a position on the town council.

Andy and Barney convert Mayberry's modern-day Scrooge after throwing a Christmas party in jail for a prisoner and his family.

Barney and Andy become suspicious of a stranger in Mayberry because he knows a lot about the town's people, and Barney believes the stranger is a spy.

After Raymond accidentally kills Ally's pet hamster, Debra insists that he give it a proper funeral to help their daughter get closure.

Raymond is crushed to learn that a publishing company has passed on his idea for a sports book, as Robert is promoted to lieutenant.

Ray feels guilty when he meets a woman that he dated 25 years earlier; Ray can't think of anything that he regrets when pressed by Debra for a confession.

Marie and Debra express their sincere disapproval when Robert begins a relationship with a 22-year-old girl; Frank's birthday soon turns into a disaster.

When Raymond fears that he may have contracted something from a sneeze, Debra and Marie battle for the right to nurse him back to health.

Raymond schemes to play golf on Christmas by getting Debra a much more expensive gift, but his plan is ruined when she gets him an even bigger gift.

Ray draws Debra's ire when she appears to choke and he completely fails to react, and the guilty husband tries to make up for it by being more attentive.A

Both Doug and Deacon start spending some quality time with each other's wives when they realize that they have much more in common.

Doug's attempt at romance uncovers Carrie's "work retreat" for what it really is, and Danny and Spence's plan to get into a Billy Idol concert backfires.

Doug strikes up a friendship with a driver from a rival company at the cost of his coworkers' respect, only to find that he has been lured into a trap.

Carrie is ready to put Arthur in a retirement home after he sets the basement on fire, but Doug makes a discovery that forces him to reconsider.

While buying some ice cream from the ice cream man, Doug notices a "for sale" sign and buys the truck, and in turn, gets harassed by another ice cream man.

George becomes upset when Susan's cousin names her baby with the name he planned to use for his first child; Jerry questions his girlfriend's style.

Jerry purchases a new Cadillac for his parents; George questions his relationship with Susan after Elaine's friend sets him up with actress Marisa Tomei.

The retirement community impeaches Morty over the new Cadillac that Jerry bought him; George bombs with Marissa Tomei after revealing his engagement.

New low-flow shower heads drive Jerry, Kramer and Newman to seek an illicit street vendor; Elaine tests positive for Opium before her big Africa trip.

Believing Christine is judgmental and snobbish, a new father at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" before leaving her in favor of Marly and Lindsay.

After promising Daniel that she will accompany him to an important event, Christine disappoints him when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

Christine tries her best to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; after going to therapy, Matthew learns his relationship with Christine is unhealthy.