TV Guide TV Land Wednesday

Doug and Carrie find a check for $1,500 that was never cashed in an old wedding present and ask the people to re-write the check so they can vacation.

When Doug and Carrie get free tickets to her firm's golf tournament, they invite Deacon and he invites a woman that Carrie doesn't exactly click with.

After Doug's uncle offers him the money, he thinks about starting his own sandwich shop, but Carrie is not so sure of Doug's ability to run a business.

Doug relives his youth while his parents are visiting and Carrie is out of town, then fails a test at work and is demoted to "truck loader".

Jerry is forced to watch an unruly dog for a fellow airline passenger who is sick in a Chicago hospital; Kramer tries breaking up with his girlfriend.

The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.

Jerry and the gang separate to try and locate Kramer's lost car in a huge shopping mall parking garage; Jerry gets busted for urinating in public.

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion; George has Elaine take an I.Q. test in his place.

The family becomes elated when Dan brings home his final check from the Lanford City Garage and announces they are going to Disney World for their vacation.

The Conners arrive at Disney World for their vacation that everyone is excited about except for Darlene, who just wants to sit there until it is time to go.

After coming back home from Disney World, David is motivated to find work at an amusement park and decides to move out when he finds a job at one.

Darlene shocks both the family and David when she proposes to him, but he gets another surprise announcement when she informs him that she is pregnant.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

After Goober's girlfriend agrees to fill in for Goober at the filling station while Goober goes on a fishing trip, he returns to a dose of shock and dismay.

Everyone in town becomes upset with Opie when he writes an essay about the Battle of Mayberry and reveals what really happened.

While stopping for a fishing vacation, fictional pop singer Keevy Hazelton does a cover of a song written by Bee and Clara on his weekly television show.

Opie feels substandard when he is asked to entertain Helen's visiting niece, Cynthia, who is athletically superior to Opie in every way.

A wounded colonel's flashy and valuable pistol disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch in order to discover who took the weapon.

The mail arrives and Frank becomes distraught to learn that his wife is planning to divorce him, and Colonel Potter learns that he is going to be a grandfather.

Radar learns that Colonel Potter likes tomato juice, so Hawkeye and B.J. help him do deals in order to get the hard-to-come-by juice.

Hawkeye conducts foot inspections at the 4077, Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside and Radar writes a letter to his mother.

After spending five years in prison as an Army deserter, a bitter man aims to take revenge against the craven wife-beater who turned him in to the authorities.

A peddler sees his horse being stolen by a young Native American, and the incident reminds him of a fierce battle that he once fought in the U.S. Cavalry.

While chasing an infamous gang of outlaws, Matt happens to run into a former romantic acquaintance, who still harbors feelings for him.

After the leader of an outlaw gang brings his injured younger brother to see Doc Adams, Festus hurries to retrieve Matt to deal with situation.

Festus rides after a spinster bound for Abilene to deliver some money that belongs to her, but he gets bushwhacked by hide hunters along the way.

Barney decides to sell real estate, but his career comes to a screeching halt after a huge four-way deal is obstructed by the honesty of children.

Goober is stuck between the promises he has made to Andy and Gilly and finds himself reassembling a car in the sheriff's office.

Andy has to do something to address Otis' drinking problem when he comes riding into town on a cow that he believes to be a horse.

Barney believes that he is jinxed when he has several accidents after discarding a "lucky" chain letter, and believes his misfortune will lead to being fired.

Andy and Barney fix Goober up with Lydia Crosswaithe after they grow tired of Goober being a fifth wheel during their double dates.

Ray puts on a show at the marriage counselor when Debra makes him go, but when Marie tries to give them some real counseling, serious revelations unfold.

When Ray complains about his kids' excessive workload, he gets stuck with curriculum review and needs Marie to bail him out.

While writing a eulogy for his still-living father, Ray reminisces about a time when Frank softened up enough to pet a bunny.

When Ray doesn't enjoy a night out with his friends, Debra thinks he might be growing up, but Ray thinks he should join his father's lodge.

Ray and Debra are happy to loan Robert a sum of $1,000 until they find out that he is using it to take a fun-filled vacation to Las Vegas.

Ray has no trouble with moving to the kid's bathroom to give Debra more space until Frank and Robert start in with the ridicule.

Ray and Debra find they have a lot in common with new friends, Neil and Lauren, but they come to realize the couple has one major flaw - their son.

Doug likes the new, "laid back Carrie" when she starts getting drinks after work with the girls and doesn't pester him about his diet when she gets home.

Doug doesn't want Carrie to wear her hair in bun, her new favorite style, at his high school reunion; He wants everyone to be jealous that he married a hottie.

Carrie and Doug make a $500 donation to Deacon's son's school, but when there is a mixup with the donation amount, they try to keep the good recognition.

Doug takes $100 from the "emergency funds jar" to make a bet and when he wins $5,000, he can't let Carrie find out so he sets out to spend it all one day.

Doug thinks his new dentist, who used to have crush on Carrie, is inflicting pain on him for marrying her; Arthur is forced to see a psychotherapist.

Doug and Carrie decide to put an end to Carrie and Arthur's constant fights and send Arthur to a psychotherapist, but maybe it's not Arthur who needs therapy.

While listening to a tape of his previous night's show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks extremely dirty into his tape recorder.

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model; George is dating a big-nosed woman.

Jerry and Elaine join George for a special party, where they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations; George has an office romance.

After his car is stolen, Jerry attempts to call the alleged criminal, who answers the phone; Elaine starts to grow tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend.

Roseanne is at the diner when she is asked to be a news commentator on a morning television talk show and brings along Jackie to be her manager.

Bev has quickly become attracted to her new ballroom dance instructor, but becomes infuriated with him when he begins flirting with the divorced Jackie.

Emotions consume Roseanne and Dan as they prepare for Darlene and David to wed, but the ceremony is interrupted by a life-threatening situation.

Roseanne tries to do everything in her power to make sure things go smoothly in the hospital after Dan suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.