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Doug confesses to Carrie that he frequently lies or simply keeps the truth from her in order save himself from her infamous wrath.

Since Doug didn't want to write it, Carrie wrote Danny a letter of recommendation for IPS, and now Doug's job is on the line with Danny as his competition.

When Doug wants to bring an end to Carrie's addiction for pricey clothes, she devises a plan: wear the clothes once and then return them with the tags still on.

Tired of the endless junk mail, Kramer hatches a plan to stop receiving his mail; Elaine dates a new guy that turns out to be an actor from an old commercial.

After finding old pieces from the set of the "Merv Griffin Show" in a dumpster, Kramer transforms his place into a talk show; Elaine does battle with a co-worke

Dissatisfied with the quality of the meat in his sandwiches, Kramer gets a meat slicer; Jerry develops a skin condition and blames his new doctor girlfriend.

Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by sleeping with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish.

Wanting to use his mother's old wedding ring to propose to New Christine with, Richard comes to Old Christine to beg for its return.

Barb gets her profile into a very popular business journal, and Christine is delighted when the publicity brings in a profitable new kind of clientele.

In order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club, Christine reluctantly agrees to go on a date with a children's entertainer who specializes in reptile parties.

When Ritchie stops saying that he loves her, Christine asks Richard to have a child with her so she can have one that loves her the way Ritchie used to.

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Opie finds himself having trouble with completing a writing assignment that is suppose to be a trubute to his father, prompting porr marks from his instructor.

Due to a printing error, Floyd mistakenly believes he has won the gas station's contest and a large cash prize, but Goober can't afford to pay the prize amount.

Opie's big crush, Mary Alice, agrees to attend the school dance with him, but backs out at the last minute to attend the dance with Fred Simpson.

Charles plans to make a lot of money when the Army changes scrip it's been using, but Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him and leave him holding the bag.

Radar thinks that getting a tattoo will make him irresistible to women, and a new nurse has difficulty adjusting to work at the 4077th.

Colonel Potter plans an Olympic-style competition to help shape up the troops and Donald joins the games in place of an ailing Klinger.

Outlaw Yancy Tyce and his outlaw gang try to free Tyce's younger brother, who is now under arrest and being taken to Dodge by Matt.

A former marshal arrives in Dodge to get revenge against Matt after just being released from prison for killing an outlaw in cold blood

A desperate teenage girl asks Matt to travel to a rundown town in order to help her clear her brother from the railroad murder that he's accused of committing.

After learning that he is dying of a heart condition, an old-time swindler comes to Dodge City to visit his old friend, Kitty, and cause trouble in town.

A half-breed Indian policeman trailing three renegades visits his white mother, who refuses to acknowledge him as her son.

The sheriff's office receives needed assistance from Opie and his four-legged pals when the state inspector visits the Mayberry jailhouse to offer more funding.

Barney is left in charge of the Mayberry jail and two captured bank robbers, but when he tries to prove the high quality of Mayberry jail, his prisoners escape.

Opie and Arnold hit a baseball straight into the window of an old house, but they are scared off by strange noises when they enter the house to retreive it.

When Ernest T. tries to enter the Army to get a uniform so he can impress his lady friend, he is rejected and goes on a window-breaking rampage.

Mayberry's citizens try to take in a sermon from a visiting preacher on taking time to relax on Sunday afternoon, but instead end up exerting too much energy.

Concerned that Peter is alone, Amy's parents ask Ray to offer their son some advice on dating, and he and Debra even plan a party so he can socialize.

When Debra becomes fed up with Ray leaving his stuff lying around, she takes lessons from Marie in how to deal with his messiness.

Ray manages to draw the ire of his family after making an offhand comment to amuse a kid that ends up having quite the opposite effect.

Marie is afraid she has lost her touch in the kitchen when she catches Frank adding salt to her homemade lasagna, but Ray and Robert uncover the real truth.

Robert fights a losing battle to keep his composure after Ray tells him Amy is too much of a chatterbox, and a huge family squabble ensues.

Ray devises a scheme to romantically wrest bedroom authority away from Debra, but it doesn't exactly pan out the way he had hoped.

Robert is taken aback after learning an incredible secret about Pat that she has taken great pains to keep hidden from her family.

Doug sets up a meeting between Arthur and his half-brother, Skitch, with high hopes that Arthur will move in with Skitch and he and Carrie will be alone again.

Carrie inadvertently finds out that Doug's parents have replaced Doug's old dog over the years without telling him, but Doug thinks he's the original.

Doug is getting perturbed by Carrie giving Arthur anything he wants for dinner so Doug talks Arthur into asking for his favorites, but the plan backfires.

Carrie and Doug find that their marriage is improved dramatically when they sleep on separate beds after Doug breaks their regular bed.

Doug's ego suffers when he repeatedly looses to Arthur on the new ping-pong table, and then loses to his wife as well when he thinks he can at least beat her.

George is angered when an old acquaintance withholds an apology; Jerry's girlfriend is too comfortable with her nudity; Elaine works with a germ-o-phoebe.

Kramer resumes work at his old bagel job after a lengthy strike; George tries to escape Festivus, the holiday alternative to Christmas that his father created.

Jerry is forced to mend Elaine and Putty's rocky relationship if he hopes to get an insider deal on his new car; George struggles to expose a candy conspiracy.

Kramer and Newman scramble for a resolution when the landlord threatens eviction after discovering their reversed peepholes; Elaine hates Putty's new fur.

Barb and Christine prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date, but jealousy arises when one date goes better than the other.

Christine upsets Patrick when she proceeds to take a stubborn stance over Richard's constant presence; Matthew is compelled by his profession to keep a secret.

Ritchie is recruited by a talent scout for a television commercial, which thrills Christine, but Richard disagrees and won't let him be a part of it.