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Doug's high school reunion goes from boring to fun after seeing an old friend whom Doug shared mischievous times with as an adolescent.

Carrie and Doug disagree over staying in Queens or moving into the city and the talk makes them realize they have different ideas about their future.

Doug and Carrie arrange a visit with their priest for counseling concerning their marriage and run into friends who recently made an addition to their family.

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.

When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop; Jerry accidentally says the "F" word.

Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber even when he is given a really bad haircut; Newman is charged by Jerry's barber to get a sample of Jerry's hair.

Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage; Elaine's new boyfriend shares the same name as a serial killer.

A Native American woman thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering; George gets grounded.

After learning that David spent the night in Darlene's room, both Dan and Roseanne are forced to consider their daughter in a new light.

Jackie and Roseanne are shocked by Bev's announcement that she will be moving to Lanford; Jackie feels embarrassed when she begins dating a younger man.

Darlene is mortified when Roseanne throws her a sweet sixteen party and then sends her away to friends so that the adults can enjoy the festivities.

When Roseanne and Jackie are denied the bank loan that would've helped them open a restaurant together, they decide to turn to Bev for help.

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With humor, optimism and special guests, host Drew Barrymore explores pop culture, human interest, lifestyle and more while celebrating every part of humanity.

Howard is bowling a perfect game, but when the power goes out in the middle of the championship game's last frame, he finishes the game.

Aunt Bee wins a trip to Mexico with her friends, but their friendship is strained by a number of misfortunes, placing everyone in a sour mood.

Andy cancels an upcoming date with Helen in order to meet with a lawyer in Raleigh, who turns out to be an attractive beautiful young woman.

Andy sends Opie to summer camp where Opie makes friends with an upper class young man, prompting Andy to prove that money isn't everything.

The Asian flu has stricken the camp, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who are left to tend to all of the patients while the rest of the crew recovers.

Hawkeye really wants an incubator for himself, and when Henry receives a barbecue grill, he feels he is next in line to get something from the quartermaster.

Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the camp and decides to join their poker game while there, and Radar accidentally hits a local while driving a jeep.

Margaret isn't happy where she is and decides to leave Frank by asking for a transfer, but it is short-lived when she realizes the loyalty of her friends.

A man is charged with murder after being found intoxicated beside a dying man, the the accused killer is unable to remember what happened.

A young school teacher's unscrupulous relatives return to Dodge City to start an underground moonshine business in the cellar of the local school.

Festus is recruited to escort a missionary teacher to her new job, but murderous hide thieves pursue them while plotting to seize them as hostages.

A poor farmer begins stealing horses for a gang of outlaws in a desperate attempt to earn enough money to pay for his blind daughter's expensive schooling.

After being released from prison, a former gunslinger causes trouble when he returns to Dodge in order to work as a piano player at the Long Branch Saloon.

A barber from Raleigh gives Floyd the chance to be the proprietor of a two-chair shop, but it turns out that he is actually a bookie trying to avoid the heat.

A news tycoon swears revenge on the sheriff after being arrested in Mayberry and enlists an investigative reporter to dig up dirt on Andy.

Barney sticks his neck out for his visiting dim-witted cousin, but becomes enraged with his cousin continues to make stupid mistakes.

Otis using the courthouse stationery to write letters to his brother and sister-in-law, and they automatically assume he has become a deputy.

Despite what Opie says, Andy and Barney believe Opie's new friend Mr. McBeevee is a figment of his imagination, until Andy finally meets him.

Debra is angry at Raymond when he ogles an attractive waitress, then when she calls him at home, things begin to get out of hand.

Frank believes that he has a knack for writing, and wants Ray to send his work in to his editor, forcing Ray to tell him how bad it is.

Marie gets fed up with Frank and moves in with Raymond; Ray likes being coddled by mom, and Frank learns to love salsa while spending time with Debra.

Raymond asks his parents to try to get along when his in-laws come over for dinner, but the two families' backgrounds end up being too different.

Ray is too proud to accept his father's advice at a poker game, and when he loses all of his money, he is too stubborn to ask for it back.

Thanksgiving takes an untraditional twist when Debra decides to make fish instead of turkey, and Ray can't watch football.

Relationships are strained when Debra feels that Ray is spending too much time with his basketball team after replacing Robert as team captain.

Doug and Carrie's marriage remains on the rocks after Doug learns that they still own the apartment in the city, but both will have to set differences aside.

Doug Heffernan gets a 70-inch TV to make his sport's basement dream complete, but the dream turns into a nightmare when Carrie's father moves into the basement.

After seeing a picture of Carrie's overweight mother, Doug hints to Carrie that it's time to diet now so as not to fatten up later in life.

Since Carrie started working at a successful Manhattan law firm, Doug feels inadequate and wonders why his wife ever chose a guy like him.

Doug tries unsuccessfully to hint to Richie that his wife is cheating on him; Arthur becomes neurotic about getting a refund on a "shady" deodorant.

George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend happy; Jerry becomes curious as to why his girlfriend needs fungus cream.

Elaine needs toilet paper while in a bathroom stall, but the woman next to her refuses to give her a piece; Kramer recognizes a voice from a sex line.

The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine have trouble at a bakery when they lose their number; George shows off a fluffy coat.

George's lie about being a Marine Biologist lands him in hot water when a whale is in jeopardy; Kramer practices his golf swing on the beach.

Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future after losing her holiday spirit and staying at home alone.

Roseanne and Jackie are surprised when Nancy announces that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev decides that she will be moving into the Lanford retirement home.

The gals go to self defense class after a frightening man shows up to the new diner's grand opening; hearing that Nancy is gay, Arnie questions his manhood.

Darlene begs Roseanne to let her go see one of her favorite bands, but she becomes very skeptical when she finds out it's Molly who has the tickets.