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Stewie constructs a robot in Peter's visage to eliminate Lois after she tried to feed him broccoli, but he soon finds his life in lethal danger instead.

Stewie experiences a domesticated life with his mail order Ukrainian wife Peter and Chris develop an intense fixation on free breakfast food from hotel buffets.

Lois grows tired of feeling unappreciated and come up with a plan to tap into her devious side and win an award at her favorite coffee shop for "Best Customer."

After traveling around the world, Chef returns to South Park, where Cartman and the boys discover his new secret and set out to change his ways.

The new hybrid automobiles begin causing smugness, in the form of a stormy dark mass over the town, to fall upon all the citizens of South Park.

Towelie writes a book that gets selected for Oprah's book club and helps a lot of people with their addictions, until one of Oprah's staff lets the truth out.

When a sudden cave-in traps the four boys underground, Cartman finds a buried treasure and attempts to find a way to keep it all for himself.

Realizing that her son is out of control due to a flagpole incident, Cartman's mother seeks expert help from Cesar Millan, "The Dog Whisperer".

The boys of South Park become extremely addicted to a video game and are called on by its creators to defeat a mad gamer, who plays by his own rules.

Eric Cartman reveals controversial facts about the true culprit behind the 9/11 attacks and uncovers one of the world's biggest conspiracies.

Cartman gets upset that unruly behavior is occurring around him, as the new hall monitor helps Kyle end his little brother's affair with a hot teacher.

A religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers threaten to ruin Satan's much anticipated Halloween costume party.

When Donna has a midlife crisis, Cleveland sneaks off on a trip but an accident leaves him slightly deaf and his plan to agree with her on everything backfires.

Cleveland takes energy pills to earn vacation time to go on a cruise, but his addiction forces him into rehab and his attempt to escape to the cruise goes wrong

Cleveland decides to find a new father figure and goes head-to-head against his father and Cleveland Jr. in a two-man golf tournament.

When Cleveland is labeled "The Whitest Man in America," he wants to learn about his roots, and is reunited with his former nanny, a very high class woman.

When Cleveland develops a friendship with his female co-worker, Donna gets jealous; Rallo and Cleveland Jr. make a music video at Cleveland's workplace.

Stan becomes the coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and tries to turn them into winners; Stan's father relives the time when Stan was on a hockey team.

Cartman pulls a prank, making Butters' parents believe their son is gay, so they decide to send him to a camp where they "pray the gay away."

Cartman decides to find out which student at the school is responsible for starting a lice outbreak; a louse tries to stop the deaths of all his friends.

South Park prepares for the arrival of Hillary Clinton, while Cartman begins to suspect a possible terrorist attack by the new Muslim boy at school.

Determined to discover the truth behind why he is forced to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan uncovers an eccentric society that guards a secret.

After being dumped once again, Ms. Garrison rediscovers homosexuality; the boys of South Park hire illegal immigrants to do their homework.

The number of homeless people in town is on the rise, and while the boys' parents are generating ideas to help the homeless, the boys try to stop the influx.

The boys are impressed by Randy Marsh's latest achievement in the bathroom, all agreeing that it could be a world record, until someone else wants the title.

When Stan and Kyle become fixated on the video game Guitar Hero, the two of them form a team and set record scores, but the duo falls apart.

The boys learn about a list created by the girls ranking them all based on looks, so they do everything possible to steal it and see what it says.

Cartman is diagnosed with an incurable illness while in the hospital, but his friends begin to wonder if he is considering drastic measures.

Leslie's efforts to create a new town slogan draw the attention of the local shock jocks; Andy uncovers a juicy secret about Ron while scouting bands.

Leslie and her boyfriend set out to find her mom's old flame for a Valentine's reunion; Andy is unsure about an upcoming gig at a senior center.

Leslie helps plan the local high school's senior prom, where Ron and Leslie fight for the summer internship of a promising young student.

Despite being stricken with the flu, Andy and Leslie continue to search for bands for the Unity Concert; Tom tries to find a sommelier for his restaurant.

During a convention in San Francisco, Leslie tries to decide whether she should take a job with the National Parks Service while Ben tries to get free Wi-Fi.

Leslie invites some of her coworkers to join her at her new job in Chicago during the Unity Concert and Andy considers reuniting Mouse Rat.

Michael prepares for his departure and hosts a seminar to train the new host for the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her dislike of her boyfriend.

Michael hopes to have a drama free day in order to say his goodbyes to his coworkers; Deangelo and Andy scramble to keep the biggest clients.

Michael hopes to have a drama free day in order to say his goodbyes to his coworkers; Deangelo and Andy scramble to keep the biggest clients.

Some coworkers feel rubbed the wrong way when substitute manager Deangelo reveals his true style and handpicks individuals for his "inner circle."

Dwight decides to take over as acting manager, and during his reign he employs draconian tactics in the office; Gabe tries to win Erin back.

Jim serves as the head of the replacement committee and interviews Andy and Darryl; Dwight attempts to get back into the race.

Jim serves as the head of the replacement committee and interviews Andy and Darryl; Dwight attempts to get back into the race.

The staff of Dundler Mifflin discovers the new CEO's notebook, and it includes all of their names; the staff begins a frenzy of speculation.

Robert California challenges the office to double their sales and suddenly everyone gets motivated to sell; Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend.

The warehouse guys win the lotto and quit; Andy and Darryl search for new warehouse employees while Jim, Erin, Dwight and Kevin get a taste of warehouse life.

Andy throws a garden party to impress Robert California, which Dwight thinks he's made a classy event, but Andy's family attends and makes him feel self-doubt.

As a contestant on the show "Wheel of Fortune," Randy uses the "n" word, causing problems for the entire community; Cartman battles a little person.

Cartman turns foul language into an art form after he realizes he can freely state his crass opinions by pretending to suffer from Tourette syndrome.

Stan and Kyle learn the truth regarding Britney Spears' popularity when the beleaguered pop star relocates into their sleepy little mountain town.

In a tribute to the 1981 science fiction film "Heavy Metal," the boys stage a plot to save Kenny from the latest drug mania that is sweeping the town.

When Canada decides to go on a long and painful strike, the boys must resolve the problem; Danish citizens migrate to the U.S. to replace the Canadians.

Mrs. Garrison takes a leave of absence from South Park Elementary to reclaim her missing manhood; Cartman mentors students at an inner city school.

Stan's dad packs up the family sedan and takes the whole Marsh family out West after the nation's access to the World Wide Web mysteriously vanishes.

Mr. Garrison takes the class on a field trip to a living museum based around life in the 1800s; Cartman makes Butters go to the amusement park next door.

As the rest of the town mourns an attack on a beloved icon, Cartman dreams about the Olympics and discovers a clandestine plan by the Chinese.

Wendy becomes so enraged at Cartman's continuous shenanigans during her class report that she decides to challenge him to a fight after school.

While the South Park citizens are partying in the streets, the newly elected President arrives at the White House early and throws everyone off-guard.

When a new fad comes to South Park Elementary, the boys refuse to succumb and jump on board until Butters becomes more popular than they are.

None of the boys believe Butters when he tells them he saw a vampire at school; students at school can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.

Kenny tries to take his relationship to the next level by his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert, where his dreams of having sex are squashed.