Kyle wants to create an extravagant televised holiday special, teaming up with some of the best in the entertainment industry; holograms are still on the loose.
The residents of South Park, Colo., are faced with the effects of their town's gentrification; Kenny becomes convinced that he should try to find a job.
Cleveland's attempts to teach Junior responsibility erupt in a father-son feud; Roberta competes with a rich girl and gets more than she bargained for.
Cartman starts a new business in South Park called "The Crack Baby Athletic Association," and he invites Kyle to get in the company on the ground floor.
Butters discovers that he has been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder; a psychologist attempts to help Butters figure out what is happening to him.
After discovering that he is afflicted with Asperger's Syndrome, Cartman develops a unique way of coping with his ailment that even Kyle and Kenny accept.
After deciding to join the U.S. Border Patrol, Cartman soon begins to realize that he possesses a skill for stopping illegal aliens from entering into America.
The kids at South Park Elementary all gang up on Cartman after they are punished due to the fact that he has thrown off the school's physical fitness curve.
After viewing a television special on The History Channel, the boys begin to believe that extraterrestrials were involved in the original Thanksgiving feast.
When a catastrophe results from one of the boys forgetting to put the toilet seat down after relieving himself, a government agency is called in to fix things.
George thinks he had a heart attack, but the doctor tells him otherwise; Elaine is interested in the doctor, while the doctor is interested in her tongue.
Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.
Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy.
Michael's insistence upon finding a relaxed, new attitude is quickly tested when a risqué photograph from his recent vacation makes its way to everyone.
Michael acts on horrible advice and brings a stripper to a wedding shower being held in honor of Phyllis; Karen talks with Pam about her relationship with Jim.
Phyllis quickly regrets her decision to allow Michael to participate in her wedding after he repeatedly embarrasses her; Pam remembers her own wedding plans.
Ryan asks Michael to come to his business school as a guest speaker; when a bat gets loose inside the office, Dwight goes into combat mode; Pam's art show.
While attending a business party, Michael and Jan admit their relationship, and Jim encounter's Karen's ex-boyfriend; everyone else decides to go to happy hour.
Darryl holds a meeting with Michael to discuss the opportunity for a pay raise; after Pam makes her confession to Roy, Jim is left to deal with the outcome.
Andy returns from anger management with a new outlook on life; Michael and Dwight begin teaching safety lessons to their co-workers to prepare them for danger.
An offensive watermark affects a large shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper and causes commotion in the office; prom invitations were printed on the paper.
After deliberating, the residents of South Park come to the conclusion that maintaining a police department is no longer necessary for their community.
The boys want to deal with Cartman while a terrorist plans to go international; Kyle's father safeguards his online identity while taking his abuse globally.
Kyle tries to ease the tension between the guys and girls, but ends up making it worse; the boys finally rally together to make a stand for their rights.
Mr. Garrison offends women during his Presidential rally; the children start looking for Gerald; Gerald tries to prevent Denmark from launching TrollTrace.com.
A hacker targets an entire city in Colorado; Gerald and Cartman are under threat of having their entire past internet activity exposed to the general public.
PC Principal tries to create another opportunity for the boys and girls to come to a peace agreement; Gerald has a personal meeting with the Troll Hunter.