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While Peter attempts to push the holiday spirit onto Lois's dad, who despises the day, Stewie is faced with what it means to confess during the Christmas-time.

The quaint town of Quahog gets a spin as the Griffins get sucked into the tales of "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."

When Peter's mother passes away, he grows close with an old friend who is out to seduce him, all while Stewie is faced with the actuality of death.

During Halloween, Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo returns and gives Stan a present, an evil fish that Stan believes is murdering people throughout the town.

A jittery new classmate is assigned to help the boys draft a school report, but the boy seems more concerned with the theft of his underpants.

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by making them join an environmentalist choir tour, in which they travel to Costa Rica to try and save the rainforest.

The mayor asks Stan's dad to discover why people in the town are randomly bursting into flames; Cartman faces a harrowing, three-day ordeal.

Stan, Kyle and Cartman attempt to determine whether Tweek or Craig is tougher by convincing the two boys to have a fight after school.

Cartman's newfound prehistoric pal irritates the heck out of the citizens of South Park; Ned copes with the loss of his electronic voice box.

The school district goes broke after Cartman and Kyle's dad's sexual harassment lawsuit against Stan leads everyone in the school to get litigious.

When the kids of South Park discover a popular Japanese toy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny attempt to persuade their parents into buying them their own.

The boys meet a pair of home-schooled kids at the town spelling bee and open their eyes to a wider world that is more dangerous than they imagined.

When Donna has a midlife crisis, Cleveland sneaks off on a trip but an accident leaves him slightly deaf and his plan to agree with her on everything backfires.

Cleveland takes energy pills to earn vacation time to go on a cruise, but his addiction forces him into rehab and his attempt to escape to the cruise goes wrong

Cleveland decides to find a new father figure and goes head-to-head against his father and Cleveland Jr. in a two-man golf tournament.

When Cleveland is labeled "The Whitest Man in America," he wants to learn about his roots, and is reunited with his former nanny, a very high class woman.

When Cleveland develops a friendship with his female co-worker, Donna gets jealous; Rallo and Cleveland Jr. make a music video at Cleveland's workplace.

Cartman wages war against Stan's sister after she is hired to babysit him on the night of a freak meteor shower; the family cat goes into heat.

A hot tub allows Gerald and Randy's latent homosexual tendencies to bubble to the surface; Stan is forced to spend time with unpopular students.

Kenny, Kyle and Ike suddenly encounter the soap sculpture-obsessed spirit of Moses while attending at a boy scout-like camp for Jewish children.

Stan's grandfather holds the key to defeating the Southern forces after Cartman uses schnapps to transform a military re-enactment into a second Civil War.

The boys travels with their class to the first-ever "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison is forced to confront demons.

Cartman is suddenly sentenced to decades in juvenile hall after the FBI registers his "friendly" attack on Token as a racially-motivated hate crime.

When Cartman receives two dollars from the Tooth Fairy, the boys devise a plan to stick as many teeth as they can fit under Cartman's pillow.

The boys discover a family of 8-year-old quintuplets from Romania, who perform gymnastics and end up staying in the Marsh's home, where they are loved.

Cartman and the gang fake having ADD after realizing a handicapped student, misdiagnosed with the disease, is getting assigned less homework.

Cartman meets up with an entire room of older devotees as a result of looking for new friends on the Internet; Kenny learns his mother is pregnant.

Kyle's kidney transplant is drastically hindered by Cartman's continuous selfishness and by a craze for new age medicine that is sweeping the town.

George fights the management of a local parking lot; Jerry returns his new jacket to spite the salesman who sold it to him; Kramer is mistaken for a pimp.

George surges upward in the Yankee organization when Steinbrenner gets hooked on Calzones; Kramer becomes addicted to drying his laundry in the oven.

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

Jerry and Elaine do their best to nurse the dissolution of the marriage they were both waiting out; Kramer takes to wearing really tight jeans.

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

Michael spills the beans to Andy about Angela's affair; Michael worries about being called down to corporate for a meeting with Wallace.

Michael and Dwight go undercover to carry out some industrial sabotage on a rival paper company; the staff debates Hilary Swank's attractiveness.

Dwight, upset by his co-workers' disregard toward his safety advice, stages a fire in the office, but his actions lead to an unforeseen disaster.

Michael learns that he is the source of his employees' stress, so he organizes a no-holds-barred roast of himself, but his feelings are hurt by what he hears.

Michael goes on a speaking tour to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim forget a birthday; Andy falls for someone he should not.

Michael and Pam continue their tour of the branches; Dwight and Jim struggle with party planning with a grumpy staff; Angela's new cat causes a stir.

Michael meets a woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin pair up with women at a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam are banished for being overly affectionate.

Michael's latest scheme throws the office into chaos when he decides to put special tickets in packages of paper that can be redeemed for discounts.

Michael's plans for his 15th anniversary party are squashed by a new, no-nonsense Vice President; Jim's prank on Dwight has some unexpected results.

Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets tense as his goofing off escalates; Pam deals with a new copier; Kelly develops a crush.

After making a bad first impression, Jim finds himself facing off with the new boss in a soccer game; Michael is afraid to face the workday.

Pip meets Estella when he gets a job at the Havesham Estate and is given a chance to go to London, where she plans to use his tears for an evil scheme.

Chef suddenly declares that South Park's town flag is racist, leading Cartman and Wendy to take his side, while Stan and Kyle oppose his claim.

The boys start a popular boy band and land a gig at South Park's mall, but they run into problems when Randy Marsh won't allow Stan to participate.

The boys begin to fear for Timmy's eternal soul after hearing Priest Maxi's fire and brimstone sermon about the importance of confessing sins.

Cartman finally reveals the true motivation behind his flourishing religious movement; Satan devises a strange plan to reconcile with Saddam.

The boys hope a machine built by two Star Trek nerds will allow them to travel in time back to the third grade; Mr. Garrison makes a shocking announcement.

Cartman buys a brand new trapper keeper for school, which blows Kyle's notebook out of the water, but a stranger announces that it will take over the world.

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

Kenny's outlandish stunts make him a reality television sensation; Cartman starts a snack black market at a weight loss camp for overweight children.

Kyle begins to make baseless accusations about his parents' sexual proclivities after they forbid him to attend an upcoming hardcore rock concert.

After being repeatedly fooled by a mean, older boy, Cartman hatches a devious revenge scheme that catches his friends and enemies by surprise.

The distinct utterance of a profane word on a popular television program heralds the arrival of the conservative Knights of Standards and Practices.

The parents grow concerned when they discover that Big Gay Al is the new scoutmaster; Timmy's popularity wanes after the kids make a new friend.

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, popular Canadian superstars Terrance and Phillip decide to break up because of creative differences between them.