Comedy Central TV Guide — Tuesday, 14 July 2026

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Tuesday, 14 July 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 1h

The Daily Show

S31 · E85 · July 13, 2026 Comedy

July 13, 2026

Contributors join the host to conduct intimate interviews and discuss current events in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more.

01:00 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E9 · Christmas is Coming Comedy

Christmas is Coming

Meg has an unexpected response while she takes Stewie to meet the mall Santa, an experience with inadvertently horrifies Stewie down to his core.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E10 · Connie's Celica Comedy

Connie's Celica

A school bully puts Lois at the center of focus with her antics when Lois is given the position of music teacher at Chris and Meg's high school.

02:00 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E11 · Short Cuts Comedy

Short Cuts

One of Brian's old friends tries to talk him into getting neutered; Lois defies Peter's wishes and gets a pixie cut, which makes Peter try to out-embarrass her.

02:30 30m

South Park

S14 · E7 · Crippled Summer Comedy

Crippled Summer

Jimmy and Timmy head off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends, where they work hard to become champions of an annual competition.

03:00 30m

South Park

S14 · E8 · Poor and Stupid Comedy

Poor and Stupid

Despite his doubts about making it to the top, Cartman becomes determined to do whatever it takes to race in the NASCAR circuit, with Butters as his pit boss.

03:30 30m

South Park

S14 · E9 · It's a Jersey Thing Comedy

It's a Jersey Thing

New Jersey begins to take over the country one state at a time, but when the Jerseyites seek to conquer South Park, Randy and the boys take a stand.

04:00 30m

South Park

S14 · E10 · Insheeption Comedy

Insheeption

Stan and Mr. Mackey deal with their hoarding addictions, which allows Stan to see what it was like for Mr. Mackey in the fourth grade at South Park Elementary.

04:30 30m

South Park

S14 · E14 · Creme Fraiche Comedy

Creme Fraiche

Stan gets left behind when Randy becomes overly obsessed with the Food Network, which leads Sharon to run away with a new interest of her own.

05:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E1 · HUMANCENTiPAD Comedy

HUMANCENTiPAD

Kyle finds himself trapped as an unwilling participant in a grotesque new technological innovation developed by Apple founder Steve Jobs.

05:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E2 · Funnybot Comedy

Funnybot

South Park Elementary's Special Education department decides to begin an annual comedy award ceremony, and Jimmy is given the opportunity to serve as host.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E3 · Royal Pudding Comedy

Royal Pudding

When the Prince of Canada decides to take a bride, baby Ike becomes obsessed with his native country's Royal Wedding along with the rest of Canada.

06:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E4 · T.M.I. Comedy

T.M.I.

Cartman becomes outraged when the school reveals the penis sizes of all the children at South Park Elementary on a bulletin board.

07:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E5 · Crack Baby Athletic Association Comedy

Crack Baby Athletic Association

Cartman starts a new business in South Park called "The Crack Baby Athletic Association," and he invites Kyle to get in the company on the ground floor.

07:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E6 · City Sushi Comedy

City Sushi

Butters discovers that he has been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder; a psychologist attempts to help Butters figure out what is happening to him.

08:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E7 · You're Getting Old Comedy

You're Getting Old

Stan finds himself acting differently after celebrating his 10th birthday, but his new attitude begins to upset the rest of the boys.

08:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E8 · Ass Burgers Comedy

Ass Burgers

After discovering that he is afflicted with Asperger's Syndrome, Cartman develops a unique way of coping with his ailment that even Kyle and Kenny accept.

09:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E9 · The Last of the Meheecans Comedy

The Last of the Meheecans

After deciding to join the U.S. Border Patrol, Cartman soon begins to realize that he possesses a skill for stopping illegal aliens from entering into America.

09:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E10 · Bass to Mouth Comedy

Bass to Mouth

The students of South Park Elementary learn that someone has hacked into their phones and emails and is now posting their private information online.

10:00 35m

South Park

S15 · E11 · Broadway Bro Down Comedy

Broadway Bro Down

Randy becomes enamored with musical theatre and decides to take Sharon on a trip to New York in order to catch every show that Broadway has to offer.

10:35 35m

South Park

S15 · E12 · 1% Comedy

The kids at South Park Elementary all gang up on Cartman after they are punished due to the fact that he has thrown off the school's physical fitness curve.

11:10 35m

South Park

S15 · E13 · A History Channel Thanksgiving Comedy

A History Channel Thanksgiving

After viewing a television special on The History Channel, the boys begin to believe that extraterrestrials were involved in the original Thanksgiving feast.

11:45 30m

South Park

S15 · E14 · The Poor Kid Comedy

The Poor Kid

When Kenny's parents are arrested and sent to jail, he and his siblings find themselves being forced to enter the foster care system.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S16 · E1 · Reverse Cowgirl Comedy

Reverse Cowgirl

When a catastrophe results from one of the boys forgetting to put the toilet seat down after relieving himself, a government agency is called in to fix things.

12:50 35m

South Park

S16 · E2 · Cash for Gold Comedy

Cash for Gold

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel and soon finds himself controlling a lucrative business that preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

13:25 35m

South Park

S16 · E3 · Faith Hilling Comedy

Faith Hilling

The human race finds itself in an unexpected situation when all of mankind begins evolving at an increasingly rapid and disturbing pace.

14:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E4 · Jewpacabra Comedy

Jewpacabra

Cartman attempts to convince the town's citizens to cancel their annual Easter egg hunt because of a dangerous mythological beast that lurks in the woods.

14:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E5 · Butterballs Comedy

Butterballs

Stan decides to raise awareness about the national epidemic of bullying by shooting a big dance video; Butters becomes the victim of an unlikely bully.

15:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E6 · I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining Comedy

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

The boys run into trouble in the Colorado Mountains and find themselves attempting to survive all alone in the wild while waiting for someone to rescue them.

15:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E7 · Cartman Finds Love Comedy

Cartman Finds Love

When Cartman begins to experience romantic feelings for a new girl at school, he decides to make a gesture in order to keep anyone from getting between them.

16:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E1 · Stewie's First Word Comedy

Stewie's First Word

The other mothers around Quahog shun Lois when Stewie's first spoken word is a swear word, which leads Lois to investigate the source of her son's foul mouth.

16:30 30m

Family Guy

The Talented Mr. Stewie Comedy

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Stewie's relationship with Rupert is destroyed when he discovers that Chris was Rupert's previous owner, which leaves Stewie compelled to take action.

17:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E3 · Boys & Squirrels Comedy

Boys & Squirrels

Peter gets injured by a chainsaw accident and must get his spine realigned by a chiropractor, which brings him back to his proper height.

17:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E5 · La Famiglia Guy Comedy

La Famiglia Guy

Peter inadvertently becomes an authentic gangster due to the confusion he has over Joe's request for Peter become his daughter's godfather.

Evening

18:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E6 · Meg's Wedding Comedy

Meg's Wedding

Meg begins making plans to marry an unlikely resident of Quahog; Peter loses his arms during an adventure to make the most of a new vest he wears.

18:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E7 · Wild Wild West Comedy

Wild Wild West

Lois and Peter disagree with each other about who should be Quahog's next mayor, which prompts Peter to search for late Mayor Adam West's cousin.

19:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E8 · Pawtucket Pat Comedy

Pawtucket Pat

The town of Quahog is thrust into a debate about removing the statue of a local hero when Brian, working as a journalist, exposes his racist history.

19:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E9 · The First No L Comedy

The First No L

Lois decides to walk out on the family when they don't help her with the Christmas shopping, which leaves the rest of the family to save the holiday themselves.

20:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E10 · Fecal Matters Comedy

Fecal Matters

Peter is asked to volunteer as a nurse after he avoids getting sick during a bad flu season; Brian faces an identity crisis when he takes a genealogy test.

20:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E11 · Boy's Best Friend Comedy

Boy's Best Friend

Brian spends time with his new girlfriend's son; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland decide to go for a ride in a classic Corvette Joe just bought without asking him.

21:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E12 · And Then There's Fraud Comedy

And Then There's Fraud

Peter and Chris become motivated to start their own memorabilia business; Stewie worries about the effects of aging and gets plastic surgery.

21:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E13 · PeTerminator Comedy

PeTerminator

Stewie constructs a robot in Peter's visage to eliminate Lois after she tried to feed him broccoli, but he soon finds his life in lethal danger instead.

22:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E14 · The Marrying Kind Comedy

The Marrying Kind

Stewie experiences a domesticated life with his mail order Ukrainian wife Peter and Chris develop an intense fixation on free breakfast food from hotel buffets.

22:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E15 · Customer of the Week Comedy

Customer of the Week

Lois grows tired of feeling unappreciated and come up with a plan to tap into her devious side and win an award at her favorite coffee shop for "Best Customer."

23:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E16 · Who's Brian Now? Comedy

Who's Brian Now?

Brian discovers a microchip that has information about his previous owners from before he was adopted by the Griffins, which prompts him to find them.

23:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E17 · Young Parent Trap Comedy

Young Parent Trap

Meg and Chris are left at home by themselves when Lois and Peter are invited to live in an apartment complex for millennials by a couple from Stewie's school.