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As Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al prepare to get married, Mrs. Garrison and other townspeople of South Park rally the Governor to outlaw gay marriage.

Several religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.

After encountering what appears to be a talking whale at a sea park, the boys decide that it is their duty to return the creature to its native habitat.

Stan's father decides to visit a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary, where he waits and hopes for a miraculous cure for his alcohol problem.

After traveling around the world, Chef returns to South Park, where Cartman and the boys discover his new secret and set out to change his ways.

The new hybrid automobiles begin causing smugness, in the form of a stormy dark mass over the town, to fall upon all the citizens of South Park.

Towelie writes a book that gets selected for Oprah's book club and helps a lot of people with their addictions, until one of Oprah's staff lets the truth out.

When a sudden cave-in traps the four boys underground, Cartman finds a buried treasure and attempts to find a way to keep it all for himself.

Realizing that her son is out of control due to a flagpole incident, Cartman's mother seeks expert help from Cesar Millan, "The Dog Whisperer".

The boys of South Park become extremely addicted to a video game and are called on by its creators to defeat a mad gamer, who plays by his own rules.

Eric Cartman reveals controversial facts about the true culprit behind the 9/11 attacks and uncovers one of the world's biggest conspiracies.

Cartman gets upset that unruly behavior is occurring around him, as the new hall monitor helps Kyle end his little brother's affair with a hot teacher.

A religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers threaten to ruin Satan's much anticipated Halloween costume party.

Stan becomes the coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and tries to turn them into winners; Stan's father relives the time when Stan was on a hockey team.

Leslie takes time to celebrate her first year as a city councilor; Andy enlists the help of retired Special Agent Burt Macklin to help with an investigation.

Ben, Andy, April and Ron travel with Leslie to London to accept an award that she won from an international Women in Government organization.

Ben, Andy, April and Ron travel with Leslie to London to accept an award that she won from an international Women in Government organization.

Leslie, Ben and Chris visit Eagleton to talk with a city councilor about some financial matters; Ann goes with April to veterinarian school orientation.

Leslie decides that the employees of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department must work with their city government counterparts in Eagleton.

A minor scandal breaks out in Pawnee and Leslie is forced to go on damage control when it blows out of proportion; Ben tries to encourage Ron to write a Will.

An emergency late-night filibuster forces Leslie to make an early exit from birthday party she had thrown for Ben; Ron and Donna decide to go hunting together.

Pam's contractions start but she and Jim are determined to wait it out so that they can have more time together, and the rest of the office tries distractions.

Michael waits anxiously for the birth of Pam and Jim's child; back at the office, Erin makes Andy feel jealous after having lunch with a coworker.

The sales people go overboard after letting Sabre's new policy go to their heads, so Michael hides their new leads in an effort to reign them in.

Michael gets kicked out of a bar while trying to impress a friend of Jim and Pam's; Andy and Erin try to keep their relationships under wraps.

Andy wants Erin to have a memorable Secretary's Day, but her lunch with Michael threatens it; Oscar circulates a viral video mocking Kevin.

Pam and Jim work on a pitch to a restaurant manager; Michael can't read body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for a training position.

Michael becomes suspicious of his girlfriend and thinks she is cheating on him, so Dwight investigates; Andy is frustrated when his complaint is ignored.

Michael reacts well to learning bad news; Pam and Jim have issues staying awake while at the office; Angela confronts Dwight over their contract.

Michael goes on the hunt for the person who leaked a story about faulty printers to the press, and everyone is convinced it was Andy.

Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant despite getting complaints; Andy plays it cool when Erin is interested in someone else; Pam pulls a prank.

The executives at corporate send Michael to counseling; Dwight vows revenge on the local mall after being snubbed; Pam wants to change her title.

Andy invites the entire office to see his production of "Sweeney Todd"; Michael tries to suppress his jealousy; Pam and Jim deal with an incompetent babysitter.

Michael believes he may have herpes and tries to be responsible and contacts his exes; Andy holds a sex education meeting in the office.

A competing sales associate steals a client, so Michael, Jim and Dwight try to learn his secrets; Andy decides to start a band like an old college friend.

In the 1980s, a down-on-his-luck wedding singer who is left at the altar on his wedding day falls in love with a waitress who is engaged to a wealthy jerk.

An aspiring hockey player turns the normally sedate sport of golf into a media circus after discovering he has an unheard-of 400-yard drive.

A single father and a single mother, who don't like each other, are forced to share a suite at a luxurious African safari resort for a week with their children.

As a contestant on the show "Wheel of Fortune," Randy uses the "n" word, causing problems for the entire community; Cartman battles a little person.

Cartman pulls a prank, making Butters' parents believe their son is gay, so they decide to send him to a camp where they "pray the gay away."

Cartman decides to find out which student at the school is responsible for starting a lice outbreak; a louse tries to stop the deaths of all his friends.

South Park prepares for the arrival of Hillary Clinton, while Cartman begins to suspect a possible terrorist attack by the new Muslim boy at school.

Determined to discover the truth behind why he is forced to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan uncovers an eccentric society that guards a secret.

After being dumped once again, Ms. Garrison rediscovers homosexuality; the boys of South Park hire illegal immigrants to do their homework.

The number of homeless people in town is on the rise, and while the boys' parents are generating ideas to help the homeless, the boys try to stop the influx.

Cartman turns foul language into an art form after he realizes he can freely state his crass opinions by pretending to suffer from Tourette syndrome.

The boys are impressed by Randy Marsh's latest achievement in the bathroom, all agreeing that it could be a world record, until someone else wants the title.