Comedy Central TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for today. 38 programmes listed , including 6 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 2h

50 First Dates

Comedy, Romance Film ★ 6.8

A veterinarian in Hawaii avoids romantic commitment until he falls for a girl with short-term memory loss who can never remember him the next day.

★ Cast & Info

02:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E1 · Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Comedy

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

A strange, unexplainable phenomena originating from Cartman's backside leads the boys to think he has become a victim of an alien abduction.

02:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E3 · Weight Gain 4000 Comedy

Weight Gain 4000

Wendy pitches a hissy fit after Cartman's plagiarized essay wins a national contest; Mr. Garrison comes to grips with a haunting childhood memory.

03:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E2 · Volcano Comedy

Volcano

Stan's Uncle Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip, unaware the town's dormant volcano is on the verge of erupting; Cartman tries to invent an urban legend.

03:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E4 · Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan tries to come to grips with his dog's homosexuality; Uncle Jimbo takes desperate steps to ensure the Cows will win their upcoming football game.

04:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E5 · An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Comedy

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

The kids turn to Chef for genetics advice after deciding they want to mate a pot-bellied pig and an elephant in order to teach a smarmy classmate a lesson.

04:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E6 · Death Comedy

Death

Stan's elderly grandfather tries to trick the boys into killing him; the parents of South Park band together to protest a profane cartoon, Terrance and Phillip.

05:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E7 · Pink Eye Comedy

Pink Eye

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.

05:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E10 · Damien Comedy

Damien

Cartman is completely outraged when Satan and Jesus schedule an apocalyptic pay-per-view battle that threatens to overshadow his birthday party.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E8 · Starvin' Marvin Comedy

Starvin' Marvin

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.

06:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E9 · Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Comedy

Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

Kyle feels left out for not celebrating Christmas and tries to teach everyone about his belief in Mr. Hankey, a magical piece of talking fecal matter.

07:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E11 · Tom's Rhinoplasty Comedy

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Wendy plots revenge when Stan falls in love with the substitute teacher; Mr. Garrison gets a nose job that makes him look like David Hasselhoff.

07:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E12 · Mecha Streisand Comedy

Mecha Streisand

The boys unwittingly provide Barbara Streisand with the source of ultimate power, and it is up to Sidney Poitier, Leonard Maltin, and Robert Smith to stop her.

08:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E13 · Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Cartman traverses South Park in a desperate search to locate his biological father; Stan and Kyle stand poised to win "America's Funniest Videos."

08:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E2 · Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

A mysterious figure guns down Dr. Mephisto moments before he can reveal the identity of Cartman's father; South Park is plagued by a mammoth snowstorm.

09:00 30m

Parks and Recreation

S3 · E9 · Fancy Party Comedy

Fancy Party

Andy and April host a dinner party for all of their friends; Ben comes to Leslie for some career advice; Ann decides to try her luck at a singles party.

09:30 30m

Parks and Recreation

S3 · E10 · Soulmates Comedy

Soulmates

Ann convinces Leslie to sign up for an online dating service, and she gets a surprising match; Chris decides to start a health initiative.

10:00 36m

Parks and Recreation

S3 · E11 · Jerry's Painting Comedy

Jerry's Painting

Leslie's community art show causes a stir; Ben tries to teach April and Andy to be adults; Leslie is frustrated by Chris and his interoffice dating rules.

10:36 36m

Parks and Recreation

S3 · E12 · Eagleton Comedy

Eagleton

Leslie attempts to convince her former best friend to take down the fence around a park; Ron does not want Leslie planning a birthday party for him.

11:12 36m

Parks and Recreation

S3 · E13 · The Fight Comedy

The Fight

Leslie tries to get Ann a job at city hall, and they fight; Tom invites everyone over to the Snakehole lounge to promote his new alcohol.

11:48 36m

Parks and Recreation

S3 · E14 · Road Trip Comedy

Road Trip

Leslie worries about her feelings while on a roadtrip with Ben; Ron shares his views on government; Andy gets his feelings hurt by April.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Parks and Recreation

S3 · E15 · The Bubble Comedy

The Bubble

Everyone in the office is unhappy when Chris decides to make changes; Tom questions his career choices; Leslie learns Ben has a meeting with her mom.

13:00 30m

The Office

S4 · E16 · Did I Stutter? Comedy

Did I Stutter?

Stanley expresses his discontent during a meeting; Pam spends the night with Jim and she finds it to be an extremely inconvenient experience.

13:30 30m

The Office

S4 · E17 · Job Fair Comedy

Job Fair

When the local college hosts a job fair, Michael seeks out new recruits for the summer intern program; Jim tries to reel in the biggest client of his career.

14:00 30m

The Office

S4 · E18 · Goodbye Toby, Part 1 Comedy

Goodbye Toby, Part 1

As Toby prepares to leave Dunder Mifflin, Michael plans on celebrating with an extravagant party; Jim plans on proposing to Pam during the party.

14:30 30m

The Office

S4 · E19 · Goodbye Toby, Part 2 Comedy

Goodbye Toby, Part 2

Michael and Phyllis continue to organize Toby's going away party; Jim's planned proposal hits a snag, but he gets the last laugh in his feud with Ryan.

15:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E1 · Weight Loss, Part 1 Comedy

Weight Loss, Part 1

Weight loss incentives cause the employees to become obsessed with their weight; Michael desperately tries to break the ice between him and his new HR rep.

15:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E2 · Weight Loss, Part 2 Comedy

Weight Loss, Part 2

Weight loss incentives cause the employees to become obsessed with their weight; Michael desperately tries to break the ice between him and his new HR rep.

16:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E3 · Business Ethics Comedy

Business Ethics

Holly's ethics seminar gets out of hand when Michael encourages everyone to be honest; Jim forces Dwight to follow a "time theft" policy.

16:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E4 · Baby Shower Comedy

Baby Shower

Michael begins practicing for the birth of Jan's baby by having Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios with him; Michael pretends to dislike Holly.

17:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E5 · Crime Aid Comedy

Crime Aid

Michael helps Pam get a job at corporate; Michael and Holly's date gets off to an early start; Michael holds an auction to replace items lost in a robbery.

17:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E6 · Employee Transfer Comedy

Employee Transfer

Pam is embarrassed that she's the only one in costume at corporate for Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight torments Andy.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E7 · Customer Survey Comedy

Customer Survey

Dwight and Jim get the results of the annual customer survey report; Pam and Jim use their Bluetooth phones; Angela and Andy's wedding location.

18:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E8 · Business Trip Comedy

Business Trip

Andy and Oscar form an unlikely friendship when Michael brings them on his trip to Canada; Jim counts the days until Pam's return.

19:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E9 · Frame Toby Comedy

Frame Toby

An unknown culprit makes a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to come forward; Michael realizes personnel changes have been made without his knowledge.

19:30 2h 15m

Dirty Grandpa

Comedy Film ▶ Now ★ 5.9

A lawyer, about to marry his boss's daughter and possibly make partner, is tricked into driving his grandfather to Daytona Beach, Fla., for spring break.

★ Cast & Info

21:45 2h

Billy Madison

Comedy Film ★ 6.2

A millionaire's immature adult son sets out to prove that he is qualified to run his father's hotel business by passing 12 grades' worth of school in 24 weeks.

★ Cast & Info

23:45 2h 15m

Step Brothers

Comedy Film ★ 6.6

Two grown men who live with their single parents become step-brothers when their parents marry, and they are reluctantly forced to share a bedroom together.

★ Cast & Info