Comedy Central TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for today. 44 programmes listed , including 9 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

The Office

S9 · E23 · Livin' the Dream, Part 2 Comedy

Livin' the Dream, Part 2

Andy begins trying to muster the courage to quit his job and pursue dreams of stardom; Jim returns to Scranton so he can spend some quality time with Pam.

00:30 30m

The Office

S9 · E24 · A.A.R.M., Part 1 Comedy

A.A.R.M., Part 1

Dwight begins holding tryouts for the most qualified candidate when Jim convinces him that he needs an assistant to the assistant regional manager.

01:00 30m

The Office

S9 · E25 · A.A.R.M., Part 2 Comedy

A.A.R.M., Part 2

Dwight begins holding tryouts for the most qualified candidate when Jim convinces him that he needs an assistant to the assistant regional manager.

01:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E12 · 1% Comedy

The kids at South Park Elementary all gang up on Cartman after they are punished due to the fact that he has thrown off the school's physical fitness curve.

02:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E13 · A History Channel Thanksgiving Comedy

A History Channel Thanksgiving

After viewing a television special on The History Channel, the boys begin to believe that extraterrestrials were involved in the original Thanksgiving feast.

02:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E14 · The Poor Kid Comedy

The Poor Kid

When Kenny's parents are arrested and sent to jail, he and his siblings find themselves being forced to enter the foster care system.

03:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E1 · Reverse Cowgirl Comedy

Reverse Cowgirl

When a catastrophe results from one of the boys forgetting to put the toilet seat down after relieving himself, a government agency is called in to fix things.

03:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E2 · Cash for Gold Comedy

Cash for Gold

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel and soon finds himself controlling a lucrative business that preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

04:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E3 · Faith Hilling Comedy

Faith Hilling

The human race finds itself in an unexpected situation when all of mankind begins evolving at an increasingly rapid and disturbing pace.

04:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E4 · Jewpacabra Comedy

Jewpacabra

Cartman attempts to convince the town's citizens to cancel their annual Easter egg hunt because of a dangerous mythological beast that lurks in the woods.

05:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E5 · Butterballs Comedy

Butterballs

Stan decides to raise awareness about the national epidemic of bullying by shooting a big dance video; Butters becomes the victim of an unlikely bully.

05:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E6 · I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining Comedy

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

The boys run into trouble in the Colorado Mountains and find themselves attempting to survive all alone in the wild while waiting for someone to rescue them.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E7 · Cartman Finds Love Comedy

Cartman Finds Love

When Cartman begins to experience romantic feelings for a new girl at school, he decides to make a gesture in order to keep anyone from getting between them.

06:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E8 · Sarcastaball Comedy

Sarcastaball

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman become involved in a crisis at South Park Elementary when excessive football concussions become a serious problem.

07:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E9 · Raising the Bar Comedy

Raising the Bar

Cartman finally admits that he is fat, but only so that he can claim riding around on a scooter as his right; later, he learns of his new rival, Honey Boo Boo.

07:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E10 · Insecurity Comedy

Insecurity

The entire town becomes suspicious when Kyle believes that his mother is having an affair with the UPS man; Cartman signs up for a home security system.

08:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E11 · Going Native Comedy

Going Native

After Butters starts causing trouble at school and his parents tell him a secret about his heritage, he travels to Hawaii to learn the customs of his people.

08:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E12 · A Nightmare On FaceTime Comedy

A Nightmare On FaceTime

Randy has big plans for the night of Halloween, and unfortunately, those plans make it so that Stan can't go trick or treating with his friends.

09:00 30m

Parks and Recreation

S5 · E7 · Leslie vs. April Comedy

Leslie vs. April

Leslie and April argue when April attempts to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park; Tom tries to launch a new business venture and asks Ben for help doing so.

09:30 30m

Parks and Recreation

S5 · E8 · Pawnee Commons Comedy

Pawnee Commons

After making a public appeal for park designs, Leslie is suspicious when the best design is from an architect in Eagleton; Tom sets up "Rent-A-Swag."

10:00 36m

Parks and Recreation

S5 · E9 · Ron and Diane Comedy

Ron and Diane

Ron, Diane, and Leslie attend a wood-working awards dinner after Ron's handcrafted chair is nominated, but the occasion is threatened by Tammy II's arrival.

10:36 36m

Parks and Recreation

S5 · E10 · Two Parties Comedy

Two Parties

Ann throws Leslie a bachelorette party, but her plans are derailed when Councilman Jamm interferes; Chris throws a game night at Ben's, but things take a turn.

11:12 36m

Parks and Recreation

S5 · E11 · Women in Garbage Comedy

Women in Garbage

Leslie and April handle a garbage route in order to get more women hired in government; Tom enlists the help of Andy and Ben to teach him about basketball.

11:48 36m

Parks and Recreation

S5 · E12 · Ann's Decision Comedy

Ann's Decision

Ann makes a dramatic life decision after several unsuccessful relationships; to choose a caterer for the wedding, Ben enlists some help.

Daytime

12:24 36m

Parks and Recreation

S5 · E13 · Emergency Response Comedy

Emergency Response

Leslie and Ben's black tie gala that they organized to raise money for their park is derailed when a city-wide emergency response drill is called.

13:00 30m

The Office

S9 · E26 · Finale, Part 1 Comedy

Finale, Part 1

Months have passed after the documentary has officially aired and the staff of Dunder Mifflin, both past and present, gather for a wedding and final interviews.

13:30 30m

The Office

S9 · E27 · Finale, Part 2 Comedy

Finale, Part 2

Months have passed after the documentary has officially aired and the staff of Dunder Mifflin, both past and present, gather for a wedding and final interviews.

14:00 30m

The Office

S1 · E1 · Pilot Comedy

Pilot

The regional manager of Dunder Mifflin learns his branch of the company may be downsized and he decides to keep this news from his staff.

14:30 30m

The Office

S1 · E3 · Health Care Comedy

Health Care

Corporate decides to get a cheaper heath care plan for the employees and Dwight offends everyone by asking questions about their private medical history.

15:00 30m

The Office

S1 · E4 · The Alliance Comedy

The Alliance

Michael tries to raise morale in the office by throwing a birthday party for Meredith despite the fact that her birthday is a month away.

15:30 30m

The Office

S1 · E5 · Basketball Comedy

Basketball

Michael becomes overly confident about his team's ability as the office staff prepares to play a game of basketball against the warehouse workers.

16:00 30m

The Office

S1 · E6 · Hot Girl Comedy

Hot Girl

The men in the office are all abuzz over the surprising arrival of an attractive purse saleswoman, whom they all proceed to pursue.

16:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E1 · The Dundies Comedy

The Dundies

At the annual office awards ceremony, "The Dundies," the Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the night, while their pompous boss hosts the festivities.

17:00 30m

The Office

S2 · E2 · Sexual Harassment Comedy

Sexual Harassment

After Dunder Mifflin's recent problems with sexual harassment, Toby informs everyone that they will be refreshed on the company's policies.

17:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E3 · Office Olympics Comedy

Office Olympics

While trying to close on his new condo, Michael suffers a panic attack; Pam and Jim organize "Office Olympics" while the boss is away.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

The Office

S2 · E4 · The Fire Comedy

The Fire

Dunder employees learn more about each other than they might have wished to when they play a game in the parking lot after a kitchen fire forces them outside.

18:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E5 · Halloween Comedy

Halloween

A costume party is quickly ruined when it is discovered that Michael has very little time until he must decide which of them to let go.

19:00 30m

The Office

S2 · E6 · The Fight Comedy

The Fight

Dwight attempts to defend himself from Michael's harassment and ends up sparking a heated rivalry after walloping his boss with an errant blow.

19:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E7 · The Client Comedy

The Client

Michael really surprises his boss; the Dunder employees have a side-splitting time acting out the screenplay Jim finds written by Michael.

20:00 30m

The Office

S2 · E8 · Performance Review Comedy

Performance Review

Although Michael is spending the day meeting with his employees to discuss their performance, he can only think about his meeting with his boss that afternoon.

20:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E9 · E-mail Surveillance Comedy

E-mail Surveillance

The Dunder employees are miffed to learn that Michael has been monitoring their e-mails; Pam suspects that Dwight and Angela are romantically involved.

21:00 30m

The Office

S2 · E10 · Christmas Party Comedy ▶ Now

Christmas Party

Michael tries to lift the employees' spirits at the office Christmas party after the secret Santa gifts get them down, so he introduces vodka shots.

21:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E11 · Booze Cruise Comedy

Booze Cruise

Michael takes along all of the employees on a drink-fueled cruise in the local harbor, where things quickly get out of hand for everyone.

22:00 2h

The Waterboy

Comedy Film ★ 6.0

A simple-minded waterboy becomes a football star after he learns to transfer his pent-up aggression onto the members of the opposing team.

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