Comedy Central TV Guide — Friday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Friday, 28 August 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Family Guy

S14 · E8 · Brokeback Swanson Comedy

Brokeback Swanson

The guys find it too complicated to hang around Joe after he is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic.

00:30 30m

Family Guy

S14 · E9 · A Shot in the Dark Comedy

A Shot in the Dark

After Peter's couch is stolen off of his lawn, he starts a neighborhood watch; while keeping watch, Peter shoots someone trying to get into Cleveland's house.

01:00 30m

Family Guy

S14 · E10 · Candy, Quahog Marshmallow Comedy

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Peter, Cleveland, and Joe find an old VHS tape of the Asian soap opera "Winter/Summer," which Quagmire starred in, and travel to Korea to find the final tape.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

S14 · E11 · The Peanut Butter Kid Comedy

The Peanut Butter Kid

When the Griffins have financial issues, they look for new forms of income, leading to Stewie to land a role in a commercial for peanut butter.

02:00 30m

Family Guy

S14 · E12 · Scammed Yankees Comedy

Scammed Yankees

When Lois and her mother, Babs, go out for a relaxing spa day, Peter is stuck with entertaining Lois' father, Carter; the guys are duped by an email scam.

02:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E3 · Timmy! 2000 Comedy

Timmy! 2000

Cartman and the gang fake having ADD after realizing a handicapped student, misdiagnosed with the disease, is getting assigned less homework.

03:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E14 · Pip Comedy

Pip

Pip meets Estella when he gets a job at the Havesham Estate and is given a chance to go to London, where she plans to use his tears for an evil scheme.

03:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E5 · Cartman Joins NAMBLA Comedy

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Cartman meets up with an entire room of older devotees as a result of looking for new friends on the Internet; Kenny learns his mother is pregnant.

04:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E6 · Cherokee Hair Tampons Comedy

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Kyle's kidney transplant is drastically hindered by Cartman's continuous selfishness and by a craze for new age medicine that is sweeping the town.

04:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E7 · Chef Goes Nanners Comedy

Chef Goes Nanners

Chef suddenly declares that South Park's town flag is racist, leading Cartman and Wendy to take his side, while Stan and Kyle oppose his claim.

05:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E8 · Something You Can Do with Your Finger Comedy

Something You Can Do with Your Finger

The boys start a popular boy band and land a gig at South Park's mall, but they run into problems when Randy Marsh won't allow Stan to participate.

05:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E9 · Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? Comedy

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

The boys begin to fear for Timmy's eternal soul after hearing Priest Maxi's fire and brimstone sermon about the importance of confessing sins.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E10 · Probably Comedy

Probably

Cartman finally reveals the true motivation behind his flourishing religious movement; Satan devises a strange plan to reconcile with Saddam.

06:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E11 · Fourth Grade Comedy

Fourth Grade

The boys hope a machine built by two Star Trek nerds will allow them to travel in time back to the third grade; Mr. Garrison makes a shocking announcement.

07:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E12 · Trapper Keeper Comedy

Trapper Keeper

Cartman buys a brand new trapper keeper for school, which blows Kyle's notebook out of the water, but a stranger announces that it will take over the world.

07:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E13 · Helen Keller! The Musical Comedy

Helen Keller! The Musical

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

08:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E15 · Fat Camp Comedy

Fat Camp

Kenny's outlandish stunts make him a reality television sensation; Cartman starts a snack black market at a weight loss camp for overweight children.

08:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E16 · The Wacky Molestation Adventure Comedy

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Kyle begins to make baseless accusations about his parents' sexual proclivities after they forbid him to attend an upcoming hardcore rock concert.

09:00 30m

South Park

S5 · E4 · Scott Tenorman Must Die Comedy

Scott Tenorman Must Die

After being repeatedly fooled by a mean, older boy, Cartman hatches a devious revenge scheme that catches his friends and enemies by surprise.

09:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E2 · Cripple Fight Comedy

Cripple Fight

The parents grow concerned when they discover that Big Gay Al is the new scoutmaster; Timmy's popularity wanes after the kids make a new friend.

10:00 35m

South Park

S5 · E5 · Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow Comedy

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, popular Canadian superstars Terrance and Phillip decide to break up because of creative differences between them.

10:35 35m

South Park

S5 · E6 · Cartmanland Comedy

Cartmanland

Eric Cartman inherits one million dollars, and with his newfound profits, spoils himself in a lifelong dream, in which he buys his own amusement park.

11:10 35m

South Park

S5 · E7 · Proper Condom Use Comedy

Proper Condom Use

Because of Stan's behavior, the children of South Park are forced to endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik.

11:45 30m

South Park

S5 · E8 · Towelie Comedy

Towelie

The government suddenly seizes the boys' new video game system when they encounter Towelie, a genetically engineered towel that gets power from drugs.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S5 · E9 · Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Comedy

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Cartman and the boys find themselves being held captive by Osama Bin Laden while trying to return a goat to a group of impoverished Afghani children.

12:50 35m

South Park

S5 · E10 · How to Eat with Your Butt Comedy

How to Eat with Your Butt

Cartman loses his sense of humor after pulling the ultimate prank with Kenny's cheeky school photo; Butters is grounded for his unacceptable behavior.

13:25 35m

South Park

S5 · E11 · The Entity Comedy

The Entity

Mr. Garrison gets sick of the airline industry's long lines and constantly delayed flights, so he decides to build his own transportation device.

14:00 30m

South Park

S5 · E12 · Here Comes the Neighborhood Comedy

Here Comes the Neighborhood

An influx of wealthy African-Americans worries the middle-class citizens of the town; Token moves into the zoo after being shunned by both rich and poor kids.

14:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E13 · Kenny Dies Comedy

Kenny Dies

Cartman pleads with United States Congress to make his potentially life-saving stem-cell research legal, as Kenny struggles through a terminal illness.

15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E11 · The Contest Comedy

The Contest

George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.

15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E12 · The Airport Comedy

The Airport

When Jerry and Elaine are forced to take a standby flight, Jerry gets to party in first class with a model; Kramer sees a man who owes him money at the airport.

16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E13 · The Pick Comedy

The Pick

Jerry's romance with a model is ended when she misconstrues a nose scratch from a nose pick; Elaine sends everyone a revealing Christmas card.

16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E14 · The Movie Comedy

The Movie

When Jerry makes plans to meet everyone at the movies, the night turns into a complete disaster; George gets in the wrong line to buy tickets.

17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E15 · The Visa Comedy

The Visa

Babu is arrested for not renewing his visa after a mix-up with Jerry's mail; George's love interest is attracted to Jerry because she thinks he's disturbed.

17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E16 · The Shoes Comedy

The Shoes

George is caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the NBC executive who is approving their script; Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Office

S3 · E13 · Traveling Salesman Comedy

Traveling Salesman

Due to a proposal by Andy, everyone in the sales department pairs into teams in order to make sales calls; Dwight attempts to come to Angela's rescue.

18:30 30m

The Office

S3 · E14 · The Return Comedy

The Return

Oscar comes back from his extended vacation and considers the possibility of leaving; recent events allow Andy to develop a relationship with Michael.

19:00 30m

The Office

S3 · E15 · Ben Franklin Comedy

Ben Franklin

Michael acts on horrible advice and brings a stripper to a wedding shower being held in honor of Phyllis; Karen talks with Pam about her relationship with Jim.

19:30 30m

The Office

S3 · E16 · Phyllis' Wedding Comedy

Phyllis' Wedding

Phyllis quickly regrets her decision to allow Michael to participate in her wedding after he repeatedly embarrasses her; Pam remembers her own wedding plans.

20:00 35m

The Office

S3 · E17 · Business School Comedy

Business School

Ryan asks Michael to come to his business school as a guest speaker; when a bat gets loose inside the office, Dwight goes into combat mode; Pam's art show.

20:35 35m

The Office

S3 · E18 · Cocktails Comedy

Cocktails

While attending a business party, Michael and Jan admit their relationship, and Jim encounter's Karen's ex-boyfriend; everyone else decides to go to happy hour.

21:10 35m

The Office

S3 · E19 · The Negotiation Comedy

The Negotiation

Darryl holds a meeting with Michael to discuss the opportunity for a pay raise; after Pam makes her confession to Roy, Jim is left to deal with the outcome.

21:45 35m

The Office

S3 · E20 · Safety Training Comedy

Safety Training

Andy returns from anger management with a new outlook on life; Michael and Dwight begin teaching safety lessons to their co-workers to prepare them for danger.

22:20 35m

The Office

S3 · E21 · Product Recall Comedy

Product Recall

An offensive watermark affects a large shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper and causes commotion in the office; prom invitations were printed on the paper.

22:55 35m

The Office

S3 · E22 · Women's Appreciation Comedy

Women's Appreciation

Phyllis' coworkers express their anger when she falls victim to a flasher; Michael decides to take the women out; Dwight and Andy track the offender.

23:30 30m

The Office

S3 · E23 · Beach Games Comedy

Beach Games

When Michael is asked to apply for a job at corporate, he decides that his promotion is guaranteed and moves on to find his replacement with a competition.