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After finding a twin sprouting from his neck and amputating it out of jealousy, Peter begins to realize he needs his twin's help when he gets in trouble.

Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad search the underbelly of Quahog in a hunt to find Quagmire after he is abducted by a sexually insatiable woman.

A frantic Meg does everything in her power to save herself after spilling her lunch all over a new kid called "Mental Mike," who threatens to end her.

The South Park police force begs Cartman to solve its most stupefying cases after a blow to the head appears to give him paranormal abilities.

The rest of the town takes a cue from Mr. Garrison and decides to get in touch with their feminine side; Kyle hopelessly fails trying to play basketball.

The townsfolk rally behind Cartman to safeguard the town of South Park from an onslaught of unwashed hippies attending a week-long, outdoor concert.

The boys decide to make a living by running a talent agency, but problems arise when they lose their one and only client to a competitor.

Kenny becomes the center of media attention after medical science threatens to prevent his soul from leading Heaven's defense against Satan's overwhelming army.

The boys are worried that their summer might be ruined so they aim to lose one game to get disqualified from the state championships.

Butters begins to fear he will be placed in a mental institution after telling people he talks to the ghost of the recently-deceased Eric Cartman.

Jimmy begins to seek advice from a number of sources when he fears that an unwanted arousal may hinder his performance in the upcoming talent show.

The boys fake Butters' death and reintroduce him to the girls as Marjorine so he can infiltrate a slumber party and learn about a fortune-telling device.

Cleveland asks Roberta to accompany him to the father-daughter dance, but a mishap with the family pet threatens his relationship with his stepchildren.

Cleveland invites Lester's son over, but he gets too attached to the family, and the extreme measures Cleveland takes to get rid of the boy quickly backfire.

Tim gives Cleveland a job at his company but feels jealous after finding out that Cleveland was named the top salesman instead of him.

Cleveland scares Cleveland Jr. into a vow of chastity after he overhears "the talk" with Roberta; Rollo expresses an interest in going to church.

Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the boys hatch a plan to get free food from their favorite restaurant by fattening Butters up.

Dreams of a free vacation to Aspen turn into living nightmares when the parents are sucked into a condo presentation and the kids cope with ski challengers.

The boys, excited about the Terrance and Phillip film, sit in front of the TV to catch a glimpse of the movie by watching the trailer during a commercial break.

The boys take a field trip to a local slaughterhouse in South Park, where they discover the origins of veal; Stan battles a life-threatening illness.

Father Maxi heads to the Vatican to attend a conference on the recent troubles faced by the Catholic Church; the townspeople find an innovative way to eat food.

While trying to prevent Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from revising "Raiders of the Lost Ark," the boys inadvertently free a serial killer.

Bebe begins to consider breast reduction surgery after realizing her blossoming womanhood is igniting primal emotions within her male classmates.

In an attempt to keep their children safe from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park to surround the city.

Stan, Kyle and Cartman become media darlings when they attempt to construct a ladder to heaven in hope of asking Kenny about a winning contest ticket.

The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.

The boys are sentenced to Tolerance Camp after they complain about Mr. Garrison's scheme to use his gay lifestyle to get fired from teaching the fourth grade.

Michael and Holly are reunited at the annual company picnic, and Michael has big plans for her; the staff competes in the volleyball tournament.

Michael feels left out when he realizes everyone is gossiping about the summer interns, so he searches for gossip; Andy struggles with heterosexuality.

A request by Jim leaves Michael feeling insecure and defensive; Pam deals with the guest list; Dwight gets Toby to investigate Darryl's worker's claim.

David announces not everyone will receive a raise; Dwight seeks allies against Jim; Pam asks for cash instead of wedding gifts from her guests.

The staff travels to Niagara Falls, where they celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Dwight, Michael and Andy hope to hook up with some of the guests.

The staff travels to Niagara Falls, where they celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Dwight, Michael and Andy hope to hook up with some of the guests.

Michael meets with an insurance salesman, and Dwight and Andy are able to convince him that the man was a member of the mafia; Erin ruins Pam's painting.

Michael shocks Pam and Jim when they return from their honeymoon as he reveals the name of the woman he has been dating; Dwight apologizes to Jim.

The staff plans a haunted house for local children; Michael falls into a koi pond during a business meeting; Pam and Andy try cold calling to improve sales.

After much pleading, Michael finally convinces Jim and Pam to go out on a date with him and the latter's mother; Dwight performs benevolent deeds.

Michael hears troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin and makes everyone think he has gone insane; Andy confronts his own awkwardness.

Michael gets honored on stage at the shareholder meeting, and he brings along Andy, Dwight, and Oscar; Jim has a hard time getting Ryan to do any work.

Michael comes to the realization that he can't keep a promise to a group of kids; Jim starts an employee of the month program to boost morale.

Michael is outraged after Jim lets Phyllis take the role of Santa at the office party; Jim and Dwight work to promote the holiday spirit; Oscar has a crush.

A potential buyer comes in, and Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam attempt to impress him with their high profile contacts; Michael reminisces on memorable moments.

Michael struggles with the new policies that are put into place; Pam and Jim interview for a daycare; Andy and Erin write a welcome song.

The Sabre CEO visits Scranton, where she decides that either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plans backfire.

Michael thinks he impressed the new boss but learns that someone else caught her eye; Dwight makes trouble for Jim on his first day back; Andy and Erin's date.

An aspiring hockey player turns the normally sedate sport of golf into a media circus after discovering he has an unheard-of 400-yard drive.

As Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al prepare to get married, Mrs. Garrison and other townspeople of South Park rally the Governor to outlaw gay marriage.

Several religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.

After encountering what appears to be a talking whale at a sea park, the boys decide that it is their duty to return the creature to its native habitat.

Stan's father decides to visit a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary, where he waits and hopes for a miraculous cure for his alcohol problem.

After traveling around the world, Chef returns to South Park, where Cartman and the boys discover his new secret and set out to change his ways.

The new hybrid automobiles begin causing smugness, in the form of a stormy dark mass over the town, to fall upon all the citizens of South Park.

Towelie writes a book that gets selected for Oprah's book club and helps a lot of people with their addictions, until one of Oprah's staff lets the truth out.

When a sudden cave-in traps the four boys underground, Cartman finds a buried treasure and attempts to find a way to keep it all for himself.

Realizing that her son is out of control due to a flagpole incident, Cartman's mother seeks expert help from Cesar Millan, "The Dog Whisperer".

The boys of South Park become extremely addicted to a video game and are called on by its creators to defeat a mad gamer, who plays by his own rules.