Comedy Central TV Guide — Monday, 3 August 2026

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Monday, 3 August 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E1 · Oscars Guy Comedy

Oscars Guy

Characters from "Family Guy" play roles within recreations of Oscar-winning stories including "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

00:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E2 · Bend or Blockbuster Comedy

Bend or Blockbuster

The Griffins pursue a classic family movie night by going to Oregon to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

01:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E3 · A Wife-Changing Experience Comedy

A Wife-Changing Experience

Joe's sex with Bonnie is reinvigorated after he inadvertently sees Lois naked; Stewie gets an electric SUV and immediately adopts the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

01:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E17 · Gnomes Comedy

Gnomes

A jittery new classmate is assigned to help the boys draft a school report, but the boy seems more concerned with the theft of his underpants.

02:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E1 · Rainforest Shmainforest Comedy

Rainforest Shmainforest

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by making them join an environmentalist choir tour, in which they travel to Costa Rica to try and save the rainforest.

02:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E2 · Spontaneous Combustion Comedy

Spontaneous Combustion

The mayor asks Stan's dad to discover why people in the town are randomly bursting into flames; Cartman faces a harrowing, three-day ordeal.

03:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E5 · Tweek vs. Craig Comedy

Tweek vs. Craig

Stan, Kyle and Cartman attempt to determine whether Tweek or Craig is tougher by convincing the two boys to have a fight after school.

03:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E4 · Jakovasaurs Comedy

Jakovasaurs

Cartman's newfound prehistoric pal irritates the heck out of the citizens of South Park; Ned copes with the loss of his electronic voice box.

04:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E6 · Sexual Harassment Panda Comedy

Sexual Harassment Panda

The school district goes broke after Cartman and Kyle's dad's sexual harassment lawsuit against Stan leads everyone in the school to get litigious.

04:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E7 · Cat Orgy Comedy

Cat Orgy

Cartman wages war against Stan's sister after she is hired to babysit him on the night of a freak meteor shower; the family cat goes into heat.

05:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E8 · Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Comedy

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

A hot tub allows Gerald and Randy's latent homosexual tendencies to bubble to the surface; Stan is forced to spend time with unpopular students.

05:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E9 · Jewbilee Comedy

Jewbilee

Kenny, Kyle and Ike suddenly encounter the soap sculpture-obsessed spirit of Moses while attending at a boy scout-like camp for Jewish children.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E11 · Chinpokomon Comedy

Chinpokomon

When the kids of South Park discover a popular Japanese toy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny attempt to persuade their parents into buying them their own.

06:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E12 · Hooked on Monkey Fonics Comedy

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

The boys meet a pair of home-schooled kids at the town spelling bee and open their eyes to a wider world that is more dangerous than they imagined.

07:00 30m

South Park

S3 · E14 · The Red Badge of Gayness Comedy

The Red Badge of Gayness

Stan's grandfather holds the key to defeating the Southern forces after Cartman uses schnapps to transform a military re-enactment into a second Civil War.

07:30 30m

South Park

S3 · E17 · The Brown Noise Comedy

The Brown Noise

The boys travels with their class to the first-ever "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison is forced to confront demons.

08:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E2 · Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 Comedy

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Cartman is suddenly sentenced to decades in juvenile hall after the FBI registers his "friendly" attack on Token as a racially-motivated hate crime.

08:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E1 · The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 Comedy

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

When Cartman receives two dollars from the Tooth Fairy, the boys devise a plan to stick as many teeth as they can fit under Cartman's pillow.

09:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E4 · Quintuplets 2000 Comedy

Quintuplets 2000

The boys discover a family of 8-year-old quintuplets from Romania, who perform gymnastics and end up staying in the Marsh's home, where they are loved.

09:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E3 · Timmy! 2000 Comedy

Timmy! 2000

Cartman and the gang fake having ADD after realizing a handicapped student, misdiagnosed with the disease, is getting assigned less homework.

10:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E5 · Cartman Joins NAMBLA Comedy

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Cartman meets up with an entire room of older devotees as a result of looking for new friends on the Internet; Kenny learns his mother is pregnant.

10:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E6 · Cherokee Hair Tampons Comedy

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Kyle's kidney transplant is drastically hindered by Cartman's continuous selfishness and by a craze for new age medicine that is sweeping the town.

11:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E7 · Chef Goes Nanners Comedy

Chef Goes Nanners

Chef suddenly declares that South Park's town flag is racist, leading Cartman and Wendy to take his side, while Stan and Kyle oppose his claim.

11:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E8 · Something You Can Do with Your Finger Comedy

Something You Can Do with Your Finger

The boys start a popular boy band and land a gig at South Park's mall, but they run into problems when Randy Marsh won't allow Stan to participate.

Daytime

12:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E9 · Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? Comedy

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

The boys begin to fear for Timmy's eternal soul after hearing Priest Maxi's fire and brimstone sermon about the importance of confessing sins.

12:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E10 · Probably Comedy

Probably

Cartman finally reveals the true motivation behind his flourishing religious movement; Satan devises a strange plan to reconcile with Saddam.

13:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E11 · Fourth Grade Comedy

Fourth Grade

The boys hope a machine built by two Star Trek nerds will allow them to travel in time back to the third grade; Mr. Garrison makes a shocking announcement.

13:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E12 · Trapper Keeper Comedy

Trapper Keeper

Cartman buys a brand new trapper keeper for school, which blows Kyle's notebook out of the water, but a stranger announces that it will take over the world.

14:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E13 · Helen Keller! The Musical Comedy

Helen Keller! The Musical

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

14:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E15 · Fat Camp Comedy

Fat Camp

Kenny's outlandish stunts make him a reality television sensation; Cartman starts a snack black market at a weight loss camp for overweight children.

15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E21 · The Bottle Deposit, Part 1 Comedy

The Bottle Deposit, Part 1

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E22 · The Bottle Deposit, Part 2 Comedy

The Bottle Deposit, Part 2

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E24 · The Invitations Comedy

The Invitations

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E1 · The Foundation Comedy

The Foundation

George's dreams of personal time are shattered when he is roped into heading a foundation for the memory of Susan; Kramer spars with children in Karate class.

17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E2 · The Soul Mate Comedy

The Soul Mate

Kramer finds a soul mate, who unfortunately is also Jerry's latest girlfriend; Elaine's new boyfriend gets a vasectomy to prove how much he doesn't want kids.

17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E3 · The Bizarro Jerry Comedy

The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine hangs out with Kevin and his friends, who are strangely similar to Jerry and company; Jerry dates a girl with man hands; Kramer takes care of business.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E10 · The Surplus Comedy

The Surplus

Michael turns to his staff for suggestions on how best to spend a budget surplus; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to the farm to work on their wedding plans.

18:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E11 · Moroccan Christmas Comedy

Moroccan Christmas

Meredith's hair catches on fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on a popular Christmas toy.

19:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E12 · The Duel Comedy

The Duel

Michael spills the beans to Andy about Angela's affair; Michael worries about being called down to corporate for a meeting with Wallace.

19:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E13 · Prince Family Paper Comedy

Prince Family Paper

Michael and Dwight go undercover to carry out some industrial sabotage on a rival paper company; the staff debates Hilary Swank's attractiveness.

20:00 35m

The Office

S5 · E14 · Stress Relief, Part 1 Comedy

Stress Relief, Part 1

Dwight, upset by his co-workers' disregard toward his safety advice, stages a fire in the office, but his actions lead to an unforeseen disaster.

20:35 35m

The Office

S5 · E15 · Stress Relief, Part 2 Comedy

Stress Relief, Part 2

Michael learns that he is the source of his employees' stress, so he organizes a no-holds-barred roast of himself, but his feelings are hurt by what he hears.

21:10 35m

The Office

S5 · E16 · Lecture Circuit, Part 1 Comedy

Lecture Circuit, Part 1

Michael goes on a speaking tour to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim forget a birthday; Andy falls for someone he should not.

21:45 35m

The Office

S5 · E17 · Lecture Circuit, Part 2 Comedy

Lecture Circuit, Part 2

Michael and Pam continue their tour of the branches; Dwight and Jim struggle with party planning with a grumpy staff; Angela's new cat causes a stir.

22:20 35m

The Office

S5 · E18 · Blood Drive Comedy

Blood Drive

Michael meets a woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin pair up with women at a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam are banished for being overly affectionate.

22:55 35m

The Office

S5 · E19 · Golden Ticket Comedy

Golden Ticket

Michael's latest scheme throws the office into chaos when he decides to put special tickets in packages of paper that can be redeemed for discounts.

23:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E20 · New Boss Comedy

New Boss

Michael's plans for his 15th anniversary party are squashed by a new, no-nonsense Vice President; Jim's prank on Dwight has some unexpected results.