Comedy Central TV Guide — Monday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Monday, 24 August 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Family Guy

S13 · E18 · Take My Wife Comedy

Take My Wife

Peter is surprised when Lois plans what he believes is an exciting couples' getaway in the Bahamas, but turns out to be a marriage counseling program.

00:30 30m

Family Guy

S14 · E1 · Pilling Them Softly Comedy

Pilling Them Softly

Stewie is prescribed Adderall after being diagnosed with A.D.D., which Brian uses to write a 2,000-page pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a convention.

01:00 30m

South Park

S18 · E6 · Freemium Isn't Free Comedy

Freemium Isn't Free

Stan becomes addicted to the Terrance and Phillip mobile game; meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are feeling bad about the money they're making.

01:30 30m

South Park

S18 · E7 · Grounded Vindaloop Comedy

Grounded Vindaloop

The boys struggle with reality after Butters becomes convinced that he is living in a virtual reality, and when he goes rogue, he wreaks havoc.

02:00 30m

South Park

S18 · E8 · Cock Magic Comedy

Cock Magic

Kenny excels at Magic: The Gathering; Wendy realizes that Stan's guy friends will always come first after trying to get Stan to pay her attention.

02:30 30m

South Park

S18 · E9 · #REHASH Comedy

#REHASH

Kyle feels like a new generation is passing him by; meanwhile, the Marsh family is in trouble after Stan spends too much money on "freemium" games.

03:00 30m

South Park

S18 · E10 · #HappyHolograms Comedy

#HappyHolograms

Kyle wants to create an extravagant televised holiday special, teaming up with some of the best in the entertainment industry; holograms are still on the loose.

03:30 30m

South Park

S19 · E1 · Stunning and Brave Comedy

Stunning and Brave

Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny convey their feelings of respect for transgender television personality and retired athlete Caitlyn Jenner.

04:00 30m

South Park

S19 · E2 · Where My Country Gone? Comedy

Where My Country Gone?

Mr. Garrison comes to the conclusion that a wall should be built in order to prevent undocumented immigrants from entering without legal permission.

04:30 30m

South Park

S19 · E3 · The City Part Of Town Comedy

The City Part Of Town

The residents of South Park, Colo., are faced with the effects of their town's gentrification; Kenny becomes convinced that he should try to find a job.

05:00 30m

South Park

S19 · E4 · You're Not Yelping Comedy

You're Not Yelping

Cartman believes that he is South Park's preeminent web-based food critic and that his restaurant reviews are better than anyone else's.

05:30 30m

South Park

S19 · E5 · Safe Space Comedy

Safe Space

Eric Cartman is forced to deal with society's ugly side when he experiences disrespectful situations on the sole basis of his physical appearance.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S19 · E6 · Tweek x Craig Comedy

Tweek x Craig

Tweek and Craig become the dreamy subjects of delightful illustrations that were drawn by the Asian girls at South Park Elementary.

06:30 30m

South Park

S19 · E7 · Naughty Ninjas Comedy

Naughty Ninjas

After deliberating, the residents of South Park come to the conclusion that maintaining a police department is no longer necessary for their community.

07:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E1 · Not Without My Anus Comedy

Not Without My Anus

Saddam Hussein is planning a hostile attack on the country of Canada, forcing Terrance and Phillip to try to save Canada from his plan of destruction.

07:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E13 · Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Cartman traverses South Park in a desperate search to locate his biological father; Stan and Kyle stand poised to win "America's Funniest Videos."

08:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E2 · Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

A mysterious figure guns down Dr. Mephisto moments before he can reveal the identity of Cartman's father; South Park is plagued by a mammoth snowstorm.

08:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E4 · Chickenlover Comedy

Chickenlover

The citizens discover that Officer Barbrady cannot read, forcing him to go back to school with the boys, while someone starts having sex with chickens.

09:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E3 · Ike's Wee Wee Comedy

Ike's Wee Wee

Kyle starts to panic after learning what will happen to Ike during an upcoming Bris; Mr. Mackey suddenly falls prey to drug and alcohol abuse.

09:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E5 · Conjoined Fetus Lady Comedy

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Kyle's mother decides to raise awareness about the school nurse's morbid medical condition; the school dodgeball team heads to International Finals in China.

10:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E6 · The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Comedy

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

The boys invent a horrifying monster to get even with Ned and Uncle Jimbo for providing them with false information about Vietnam for a school report.

10:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E7 · City on the Edge of Forever Comedy

City on the Edge of Forever

A bus crash results in a trip down memory lane for its passengers, including some "sticky situations"; Mr. Mackey counsels the kids' parents.

11:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E8 · Summer Sucks Comedy

Summer Sucks

As citizens of South Park prepare for the Fourth of July, a law is declared making fireworks illegal throughout the town, causing the boys to hate summer.

11:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E9 · Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls Comedy

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Mr. Hankey implores Kyle to staunch the onslaught of independent filmmakers before they do irrevocable harm to the South Park sewage system.

Daytime

12:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E10 · Chickenpox Comedy

Chickenpox

Cartman's mother develops a secret plan to give all the boys chickenpox by sending them to Kenny's house for a sleepover, but Kyle remains immune.

12:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E11 · Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods Comedy

Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

The boys go on a school field trip to the planetarium, where Cartman starts to act strangely, leading Stan and Kyle to investigate the situation.

13:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E12 · Clubhouses Comedy

Clubhouses

The boys build rival clubhouses in hopes of playing a game of "Truth or Dare" with the girls, while Stan deals with his parents' separation.

13:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E13 · Cow Days Comedy

Cow Days

During the town's annual Cow Days Festival, the cattle are transfixed by a new idol, and a head injury increases Cartman's prowess at bull riding.

14:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E14 · Chef Aid Comedy

Chef Aid

After being sued by Capitalist Records for obtaining rights to a song he wrote, Chef is forced to raise money to hire Johnny Cochran as his lawyer.

14:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E15 · Spooky Fish Comedy

Spooky Fish

During Halloween, Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo returns and gives Stan a present, an evil fish that Stan believes is murdering people throughout the town.

15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E22 · The Parking Space Comedy

The Parking Space

George gets into a confrontation about a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment; Kramer tells Jerry about his friend Mike and calls him a phony.

15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E23 · The Keys Comedy

The Keys

Kramer begins to invade Jerry's personal life, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges; Kramer takes off for California to pursue his acting dream.

16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E1 · The Trip, Part 1 Comedy

The Trip, Part 1

Jerry and George head to Los Angeles for Jerry's appearance on "The Tonight Show" and look for Kramer, who is suspected of being a local serial killer.

16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E2 · The Trip, Part 2 Comedy

The Trip, Part 2

Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent; Kramer decides to stay in Los Angeles but then returns to New York City.

17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E3 · The Pitch Comedy

The Pitch

NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series, and George comes up with an idea for a show about nothing; Newman gets a speeding ticket.

17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E4 · The Ticket Comedy

The Ticket

Kramer agrees to be an alibi for Newman's trial on a speeding ticket; Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him, which his Uncle Leo finds.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Office

S2 · E12 · The Injury Comedy

The Injury

After a freak accident, Michael seeks the attention of the Dunder employees; Dwight begins to act odd following a minor car accident.

18:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E13 · The Secret Comedy

The Secret

Jim worries that Michael will tell the other Dunder employees about his feelings for Pam, so he plays the part of Michael's best friend.

19:00 30m

The Office

S2 · E14 · The Carpet Comedy

The Carpet

Michael questions his relationship and popularity with his staff after someone soils the carpet in his office, so he decides to take over Jim's desk.

19:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E15 · Boys and Girls Comedy

Boys and Girls

Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for male bonding when Jan comes to town for a meeting with the female employees of Dunder Mifflin.

20:00 35m

The Office

S2 · E16 · Valentine's Day Comedy

Valentine's Day

Michael and Jan are in for a surprise when Michael arrives in New York to visit with Dunder's corporate headquarters on Valentine's Day.

20:35 35m

The Office

S2 · E17 · Dwight's Speech Comedy

Dwight's Speech

Dwight turns to Michael for guidance in conquering his fear of public speaking before a convention; Jim plans his escape from Scranton as Pam plans her wedding.

21:10 35m

The Office

S2 · E18 · Take Your Daughter to Work Day Comedy

Take Your Daughter to Work Day

Michael strikes up a friendship with the five-year-old daughter of his enemy when the Dunder employees take their daughters to work for the day.

21:45 35m

The Office

S2 · E19 · Michael's Birthday Comedy

Michael's Birthday

Michael takes all the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating in celebration of his birthday, while Kevin waits for some news concerning his medical test results.

22:20 35m

The Office

S2 · E20 · Drug Testing Comedy

Drug Testing

Dwight launches an investigation after finding a joint in the Dunder parking lot; Jim tries to follow through with a challenge Pam has issued him.

22:55 35m

The Office

S2 · E21 · Conflict Resolution Comedy

Conflict Resolution

Chaos quickly ensues when Michael insists upon taking over all of the conflict resolution responsibilities from Toby, whom he deems to be incompetent.

23:30 30m

The Office

S2 · E22 · Casino Night Comedy

Casino Night

Michael and his Dunder Mifflin employees hold a casino night for charity in the warehouse; Jim debates a job transfer to the Stamford branch.