Comedy Central TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for today. 45 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 1h

Family Guy

S13 · E1 · The Simpsons Guy Comedy

The Simpsons Guy

The Griffins flee to Springfield, and they are greeted by the Simpsons; Stewie and Bart cause trouble with a slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone.

01:00 30m

Family Guy

S13 · E2 · The Book of Joe Comedy

The Book of Joe

Peter helps Joe become an author, but tensions rise as Peter begins to take total control of the book, and at the same time Brian works out excessively.

01:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E1 · Tonsil Trouble Comedy

Tonsil Trouble

Cartman is diagnosed with an incurable illness while in the hospital, but his friends begin to wonder if he is considering drastic measures.

02:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E2 · Britney's New Look Comedy

Britney's New Look

Stan and Kyle learn the truth regarding Britney Spears' popularity when the beleaguered pop star relocates into their sleepy little mountain town.

02:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E3 · Major Boobage Comedy

Major Boobage

In a tribute to the 1981 science fiction film "Heavy Metal," the boys stage a plot to save Kenny from the latest drug mania that is sweeping the town.

03:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E4 · Canada on Strike! Comedy

Canada on Strike!

When Canada decides to go on a long and painful strike, the boys must resolve the problem; Danish citizens migrate to the U.S. to replace the Canadians.

03:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E5 · Eek, a Penis! Comedy

Eek, a Penis!

Mrs. Garrison takes a leave of absence from South Park Elementary to reclaim her missing manhood; Cartman mentors students at an inner city school.

04:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E6 · Over Logging Comedy

Over Logging

Stan's dad packs up the family sedan and takes the whole Marsh family out West after the nation's access to the World Wide Web mysteriously vanishes.

04:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E7 · Super Fun Time Comedy

Super Fun Time

Mr. Garrison takes the class on a field trip to a living museum based around life in the 1800s; Cartman makes Butters go to the amusement park next door.

05:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E8 · The China Probrem Comedy

The China Probrem

As the rest of the town mourns an attack on a beloved icon, Cartman dreams about the Olympics and discovers a clandestine plan by the Chinese.

05:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E9 · Breast Cancer Show Ever Comedy

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy becomes so enraged at Cartman's continuous shenanigans during her class report that she decides to challenge him to a fight after school.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S23 · E1 · Mexican Joker Comedy

Mexican Joker

Randy goes to battle against home-grown marijuana growers and must come to terms with the fact that he may be a towel; Kyle goes to camp.

06:30 30m

South Park

S23 · E2 · Band in China Comedy

Band in China

Randy gets in trouble as he pursues an opportunity for Tegridy in China; Stan starts a band to vent his frustration over having to move away from South Park.

07:00 30m

South Park

S23 · E3 · SHOTS!!! Comedy

SHOTS!!!

Randy celebrates Tegridy Farms' achievement; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

07:30 30m

South Park

S23 · E4 · Let Them Eat Goo Comedy

Let Them Eat Goo

Cartman believes the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

08:00 30m

South Park

S23 · E5 · Tegridy Farms Halloween Special Comedy

Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

Randy must deal with his daughter's marijuana problem during the Halloween holiday; Butters visits an Egyptian artifact exhibit at a museum in Denver.

08:30 30m

South Park

S23 · E6 · Season Finale Comedy

Season Finale

The citizens of South Park grow weary of Randy and Tegridy Farms and have him put in jail after he blows up his neighbors' yards to protest their homegrown.

09:00 30m

South Park

S23 · E7 · Board Girls Comedy

Board Girls

The annual Strong Woman competition creates problems for PC Principal; the boys meet their match when some of the girls join their BOARD Gamers Club.

09:30 30m

South Park

S23 · E8 · Turd Burglars Comedy

Turd Burglars

Cartman and the boys seek the best microbiome they can find; Kyle's mother has a fecal transplant.

10:00 35m

South Park

S23 · E9 · Basic Cable Comedy ▶ Now

Basic Cable

Scott Malkinson is desperate to get the latest streaming platform to impress a girl, but his dad refuses to subscribe to anything other than basic cable.

10:35 35m

South Park

S23 · E10 · Christmas Snow Comedy

Christmas Snow

Santa steals South Park's holiday season joy.

11:10 35m

South Park

S25 · E1 · Pajama Day Comedy

Pajama Day

PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the fourth-grade class after the students don't show respect for their teacher, leaving Cartman very agitated.

11:45 30m

South Park

S25 · E2 · The Big Fix Comedy

The Big Fix

Stan comes to the realization that he's misinterpreted some of the greatest literature in history, leaving him horrified.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S25 · E3 · City People Comedy

City People

When Cartman's mother gets a new job, he's discontent with the situation.

12:50 35m

South Park

S25 · E4 · Back to the Cold War Comedy

Back to the Cold War

Butters must defeat his competition in the all-important dressage championship.

13:25 35m

South Park

S25 · E5 · Help, My Teenager Hates Me! Comedy

Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

The boys find out the pleasures of playing Airsoft in the small mountain town of South Park, Colo., come with the challenge of dealing with teenagers.

14:00 30m

South Park

S25 · E6 · Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special Comedy

Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special

Butters is surprised when he learns the people of South Park don't truly understand why the St. Patrick's Day holiday is observed.

14:30 30m

South Park

S26 · E1 · Cupid Ye Comedy

Cupid Ye

Jealous of the friendship between Tolkien and Kyle, Cartman decides to do something about it.

15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E20 · The Calzone Comedy

The Calzone

George surges upward in the Yankee organization when Steinbrenner gets hooked on Calzones; Kramer becomes addicted to drying his laundry in the oven.

15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E21 · The Bottle Deposit, Part 1 Comedy

The Bottle Deposit, Part 1

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E22 · The Bottle Deposit, Part 2 Comedy

The Bottle Deposit, Part 2

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E23 · The Wait Out Comedy

The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine do their best to nurse the dissolution of the marriage they were both waiting out; Kramer takes to wearing really tight jeans.

17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E24 · The Invitations Comedy

The Invitations

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E1 · The Foundation Comedy

The Foundation

George's dreams of personal time are shattered when he is roped into heading a foundation for the memory of Susan; Kramer spars with children in Karate class.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

The Office

S9 · E16 · Moving On, Part 1 Comedy

Moving On, Part 1

Pam travels to Philadelphia to interview for a job with a manager who gives her deja-vu; Dwight asks Angela for assistance to care for his elderly aunt Shirley.

18:30 30m

The Office

S9 · E17 · Moving On, Part 2 Comedy

Moving On, Part 2

When Pam goes on an interview in Philadelphia, the manager begins giving her feelings of déjà vu; Dwight decides to bring Angela along on a mission.

19:00 30m

The Office

S9 · E18 · The Farm Comedy

The Farm

Dwight travels home for a funeral that is customary to the Schrute family and learns of an unexpected inheritance; Todd Packer makes amends.

19:30 30m

The Office

S9 · E19 · Promos Comedy

Promos

As promos for the documentary begin running on television, excitement around the office begins to build; Angela finds herself jealous of the woman Dwight dates.

20:00 35m

The Office

S9 · E20 · Stairmageddon Comedy

Stairmageddon

Jim and Pam begin to take comfort in talking with Toby and Nellie about their marital troubles while everybody deals with the building elevator breaking down.

20:35 35m

The Office

S9 · E21 · Paper Airplane Comedy

Paper Airplane

Dwight and Angela compete in an office-wide paper airplane contest; Andy begins receiving help for his first role in an upcoming film.

21:10 35m

The Office

S9 · E22 · Livin' the Dream, Part 1 Comedy

Livin' the Dream, Part 1

Andy begins trying to muster the courage to quit his job and pursue dreams of stardom; Jim returns to Scranton so he can spend some quality time with Pam.

21:45 35m

The Office

S9 · E23 · Livin' the Dream, Part 2 Comedy

Livin' the Dream, Part 2

Andy begins trying to muster the courage to quit his job and pursue dreams of stardom; Jim returns to Scranton so he can spend some quality time with Pam.

22:20 35m

The Office

S9 · E24 · A.A.R.M., Part 1 Comedy

A.A.R.M., Part 1

Dwight begins holding tryouts for the most qualified candidate when Jim convinces him that he needs an assistant to the assistant regional manager.

22:55 35m

The Office

S9 · E25 · A.A.R.M., Part 2 Comedy

A.A.R.M., Part 2

Dwight begins holding tryouts for the most qualified candidate when Jim convinces him that he needs an assistant to the assistant regional manager.

23:30 30m

The Office

S1 · E1 · Pilot Comedy

Pilot

The regional manager of Dunder Mifflin learns his branch of the company may be downsized and he decides to keep this news from his staff.