Comedy Central TV Guide — Monday, 13 July 2026

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Monday, 13 July 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E16 · You Can't Handle the Booth Comedy

You Can't Handle the Booth

The Griffin family offers their own special commentary for an episode of "Family Guy" and provides little-known facts about Peter and Lois' drama.

00:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E2 · Britney's New Look Comedy

Britney's New Look

Stan and Kyle learn the truth regarding Britney Spears' popularity when the beleaguered pop star relocates into their sleepy little mountain town.

01:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E3 · Major Boobage Comedy

Major Boobage

In a tribute to the 1981 science fiction film "Heavy Metal," the boys stage a plot to save Kenny from the latest drug mania that is sweeping the town.

01:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E4 · Canada on Strike! Comedy

Canada on Strike!

When Canada decides to go on a long and painful strike, the boys must resolve the problem; Danish citizens migrate to the U.S. to replace the Canadians.

02:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E5 · Eek, a Penis! Comedy

Eek, a Penis!

Mrs. Garrison takes a leave of absence from South Park Elementary to reclaim her missing manhood; Cartman mentors students at an inner city school.

02:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E6 · Over Logging Comedy

Over Logging

Stan's dad packs up the family sedan and takes the whole Marsh family out West after the nation's access to the World Wide Web mysteriously vanishes.

03:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E7 · Super Fun Time Comedy

Super Fun Time

Mr. Garrison takes the class on a field trip to a living museum based around life in the 1800s; Cartman makes Butters go to the amusement park next door.

03:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E8 · The China Probrem Comedy

The China Probrem

As the rest of the town mourns an attack on a beloved icon, Cartman dreams about the Olympics and discovers a clandestine plan by the Chinese.

04:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E9 · Breast Cancer Show Ever Comedy

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy becomes so enraged at Cartman's continuous shenanigans during her class report that she decides to challenge him to a fight after school.

04:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E12 · About Last Night ... Comedy

About Last Night ...

While the South Park citizens are partying in the streets, the newly elected President arrives at the White House early and throws everyone off-guard.

05:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E13 · Elementary School Musical Comedy

Elementary School Musical

When a new fad comes to South Park Elementary, the boys refuse to succumb and jump on board until Butters becomes more popular than they are.

05:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E14 · The Ungroundable Comedy

The Ungroundable

None of the boys believe Butters when he tells them he saw a vampire at school; students at school can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S13 · E1 · The Ring Comedy

The Ring

Kenny tries to take his relationship to the next level by his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert, where his dreams of having sex are squashed.

06:30 30m

South Park

S13 · E2 · The Coon Comedy

The Coon

In the town of South Park, a lone vigilante named "The Coon" rises up and fights against crime; an unknown child attempts to clean up the streets.

07:00 30m

South Park

S13 · E3 · Margaritaville Comedy

Margaritaville

When Randy creates a new plan that will fix everyone's financial problems, the town follows his advice and starts living an economic-free life.

07:30 30m

South Park

S13 · E4 · Eat, Pray, Queef Comedy

Eat, Pray, Queef

An April Fools joke starts a trend that is picked up by the women of South Park, and Kyle, Stan and the rest of the boys try to put a stop to it.

08:00 30m

South Park

S13 · E5 · Fishsticks Comedy

Fishsticks

When Cartman helps Jimmy come up with a new joke for his comedy routine, it becomes an instant hit and takes off on the late night talk shows.

08:30 30m

South Park

S13 · E6 · Pinewood Derby Comedy

Pinewood Derby

While helping Stan build a car for the Boy Scout's Pinewood Derby race, Randy begins to obsess over the car's design and works deep into the night.

09:00 30m

South Park

S13 · E7 · Fatbeard Comedy

Fatbeard

Cartman convinces Butters and a small gang of boys to run away from their homes in South Park and live with him as pirates on the infamous Skull Island.

09:30 30m

South Park

S13 · E8 · Dead Celebrities Comedy

Dead Celebrities

When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity.

10:00 30m

South Park

S13 · E9 · Butters' Bottom B*tch Comedy

Butters' Bottom B*tch

The boys make fun of Butters when they discover he has made it to fourth grade without kissing a girl, so he becomes determined to get his first.

10:30 30m

South Park

S13 · E10 · W.T.F. Comedy

W.T.F.

After attending their very first WWE match, the boys feel called to become professional wrestlers, so they decide to join the school wrestling club.

11:00 30m

South Park

S13 · E11 · Whale Whores Comedy

Whale Whores

Stan and his family spend his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they plan to swim with the dolphins, but the Japanese show up and ruin everything.

11:30 30m

South Park

S13 · E12 · The F Word Comedy

The F Word

When noisy bikers suddenly show up in South Park, the boys refuse to let them ruin the weekend, so they throw down the F word and fight back.

Daytime

12:00 30m

South Park

S13 · E13 · Dances with Smurfs Comedy

Dances with Smurfs

Cartman is chosen to do morning announcements at school and becomes the new voice of change by targeting student body president Wendy Testaburger.

12:30 30m

South Park

S13 · E14 · Pee Comedy

Pee

When Stan's dad takes the boys to a local water park, the fun-filled day turns into a deadly disaster as shocking events begin to signal the end of the world.

13:00 30m

South Park

S14 · E1 · Sexual Healing Comedy

Sexual Healing

When wealthy, successful men start having intercourse with many women, the boys from South Park discover they have the same sexual addiction.

13:30 30m

South Park

S14 · E2 · The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Comedy

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

After given permission to read a controversial book at school, Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny are inspired to write a contentious novel of their own.

14:00 30m

South Park

S14 · E3 · Medicinal Fried Chicken Comedy

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman's favorite fried chicken restaurant is closed down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana to people with a physician's reference.

14:30 30m

South Park

S14 · E4 · You Have 0 Friends Comedy

You Have 0 Friends

Kyle accidentally becomes friends with the wrong person on Facebook, so Cartman and the boys completely desert him and leave him with no friends.

15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E1 · The Trip, Part 1 Comedy

The Trip, Part 1

Jerry and George head to Los Angeles for Jerry's appearance on "The Tonight Show" and look for Kramer, who is suspected of being a local serial killer.

15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E2 · The Trip, Part 2 Comedy

The Trip, Part 2

Jerry and George try to contact the police to tell them Kramer is innocent; Kramer decides to stay in Los Angeles but then returns to New York City.

16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E3 · The Pitch Comedy

The Pitch

NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series, and George comes up with an idea for a show about nothing; Newman gets a speeding ticket.

16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E4 · The Ticket Comedy

The Ticket

Kramer agrees to be an alibi for Newman's trial on a speeding ticket; Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him, which his Uncle Leo finds.

17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E5 · The Wallet Comedy

The Wallet

George negotiates a deal with the NBC executives and gets a box of cigars from Susan's father; Morty's wallet is stolen while he is at the doctor's office.

17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E6 · The Watch Comedy

The Watch

Jerry attempts to buy back his old watch from Uncle Leo to appease his parents; Elaine uses Kramer as her boyfriend in order to fool her shrink.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Office

S7 · E19 · Garage Sale Comedy

Garage Sale

The office decides to hold a garage sale in the warehouse; Michael goes to Oscar, Ryan, Jim and Pam for advice on how to ask Holly to marry him.

18:30 30m

The Office

S7 · E20 · Training Day Comedy

Training Day

Everyone hopes to make a good impression on the new manager, but Andy finds himself typecast, and Jim and Pam worry they have come on too strong.

19:00 30m

The Office

S7 · E21 · Michael's Last Dundies Comedy

Michael's Last Dundies

Michael prepares for his departure and hosts a seminar to train the new host for the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her dislike of her boyfriend.

19:30 30m

The Office

S7 · E22 · Goodbye Michael, Part 1 Comedy

Goodbye Michael, Part 1

Michael hopes to have a drama free day in order to say his goodbyes to his coworkers; Deangelo and Andy scramble to keep the biggest clients.

20:00 35m

The Office

S7 · E23 · Goodbye Michael, Part 2 Comedy

Goodbye Michael, Part 2

Michael hopes to have a drama free day in order to say his goodbyes to his coworkers; Deangelo and Andy scramble to keep the biggest clients.

20:35 35m

The Office

S7 · E24 · The Inner Circle Comedy

The Inner Circle

Some coworkers feel rubbed the wrong way when substitute manager Deangelo reveals his true style and handpicks individuals for his "inner circle."

21:10 35m

The Office

S7 · E25 · Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager Comedy

Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager

Dwight decides to take over as acting manager, and during his reign he employs draconian tactics in the office; Gabe tries to win Erin back.

21:45 35m

The Office

S7 · E26 · Search Committee, Part 1 Comedy

Search Committee, Part 1

Jim serves as the head of the replacement committee and interviews Andy and Darryl; Dwight attempts to get back into the race.

22:20 35m

The Office

S7 · E27 · Search Committee, Part 2 Comedy

Search Committee, Part 2

Jim serves as the head of the replacement committee and interviews Andy and Darryl; Dwight attempts to get back into the race.

22:55 35m

The Office

S8 · E1 · The List Comedy

The List

The staff of Dundler Mifflin discovers the new CEO's notebook, and it includes all of their names; the staff begins a frenzy of speculation.

23:30 30m

The Office

S8 · E2 · The Incentive Comedy

The Incentive

Robert California challenges the office to double their sales and suddenly everyone gets motivated to sell; Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend.