Comedy Central TV Guide — Wednesday, 3 June 2026

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Wednesday, 3 June 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 35m

The Daily Show

S31 · E68 · June 2, 2026 Comedy

June 2, 2026

Contributors join the host to conduct intimate interviews and discuss current events in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more.

00:35 27m

Family Guy

S5 · E18 · Meet the Quagmires Comedy

Meet the Quagmires

Peter's brief return to his teen years creates a horrifying timeline in which Quagmire is married to Lois, as well as the father of her children.

01:02 28m

Family Guy

S6 · E5 · Stewie Kills Lois Comedy

Stewie Kills Lois

Furious at being left behind while Peter and Lois take off on a cruise, Stewie stows away on their ship to await an opportunity to exact his revenge.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

S6 · E6 · Lois Kills Stewie Comedy

Lois Kills Stewie

Wanted for Lois' murder and his options running thin, Stewie decides that the time has finally come to launch his plans for world domination.

02:00 30m

Family Guy

S8 · E1 · Road to the Multiverse Comedy

Road to the Multiverse

Brian and Stewie use an out-of-this-world remote control to travel through a variety of parallel universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets.

02:30 30m

South Park

S9 · E1 · Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Comedy

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

The rest of the town takes a cue from Mr. Garrison and decides to get in touch with their feminine side; Kyle hopelessly fails trying to play basketball.

03:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E14 · Bloody Mary Comedy

Bloody Mary

Stan's father decides to visit a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary, where he waits and hopes for a miraculous cure for his alcohol problem.

03:30 30m

South Park

S10 · E1 · The Return of Chef! Comedy

The Return of Chef!

After traveling around the world, Chef returns to South Park, where Cartman and the boys discover his new secret and set out to change his ways.

04:00 30m

South Park

S10 · E2 · Smug Alert! Comedy

Smug Alert!

The new hybrid automobiles begin causing smugness, in the form of a stormy dark mass over the town, to fall upon all the citizens of South Park.

04:30 30m

South Park

S10 · E5 · A Million Little Fibers Comedy

A Million Little Fibers

Towelie writes a book that gets selected for Oprah's book club and helps a lot of people with their addictions, until one of Oprah's staff lets the truth out.

05:00 30m

South Park

S10 · E6 · Manbearpig Comedy

Manbearpig

When a sudden cave-in traps the four boys underground, Cartman finds a buried treasure and attempts to find a way to keep it all for himself.

05:30 30m

South Park

S10 · E7 · TSST! Comedy

TSST!

Realizing that her son is out of control due to a flagpole incident, Cartman's mother seeks expert help from Cesar Millan, "The Dog Whisperer".

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S10 · E8 · Make Love, Not Warcraft Comedy

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys of South Park become extremely addicted to a video game and are called on by its creators to defeat a mad gamer, who plays by his own rules.

06:30 30m

South Park

S10 · E9 · Mystery of the Urinal Deuce Comedy

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Eric Cartman reveals controversial facts about the true culprit behind the 9/11 attacks and uncovers one of the world's biggest conspiracies.

07:00 30m

South Park

S10 · E10 · Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy Comedy

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Cartman gets upset that unruly behavior is occurring around him, as the new hall monitor helps Kyle end his little brother's affair with a hot teacher.

07:30 30m

South Park

S10 · E11 · Hell on Earth 2006 Comedy

Hell on Earth 2006

A religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers threaten to ruin Satan's much anticipated Halloween costume party.

08:00 30m

South Park

S10 · E14 · Stanley's Cup Comedy

Stanley's Cup

Stan becomes the coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and tries to turn them into winners; Stan's father relives the time when Stan was on a hockey team.

08:30 30m

South Park

S11 · E2 · Cartman Sucks Comedy

Cartman Sucks

Cartman pulls a prank, making Butters' parents believe their son is gay, so they decide to send him to a camp where they "pray the gay away."

09:00 30m

South Park

S11 · E3 · Lice Capades Comedy

Lice Capades

Cartman decides to find out which student at the school is responsible for starting a lice outbreak; a louse tries to stop the deaths of all his friends.

09:30 30m

South Park

S11 · E4 · The Snuke Comedy

The Snuke

South Park prepares for the arrival of Hillary Clinton, while Cartman begins to suspect a possible terrorist attack by the new Muslim boy at school.

10:00 35m

South Park

S11 · E5 · Fantastic Easter Special Comedy

Fantastic Easter Special

Determined to discover the truth behind why he is forced to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan uncovers an eccentric society that guards a secret.

10:35 35m

South Park

S11 · E6 · D-Yikes! Comedy

D-Yikes!

After being dumped once again, Ms. Garrison rediscovers homosexuality; the boys of South Park hire illegal immigrants to do their homework.

11:10 35m

South Park

S11 · E7 · Night of the Living Homeless Comedy

Night of the Living Homeless

The number of homeless people in town is on the rise, and while the boys' parents are generating ideas to help the homeless, the boys try to stop the influx.

11:45 30m

South Park

S11 · E9 · More Crap Comedy

More Crap

The boys are impressed by Randy Marsh's latest achievement in the bathroom, all agreeing that it could be a world record, until someone else wants the title.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S11 · E13 · Guitar Queer-O Comedy

Guitar Queer-O

When Stan and Kyle become fixated on the video game Guitar Hero, the two of them form a team and set record scores, but the duo falls apart.

12:50 35m

South Park

S11 · E14 · The List Comedy

The List

The boys learn about a list created by the girls ranking them all based on looks, so they do everything possible to steal it and see what it says.

13:25 35m

South Park

S12 · E1 · Tonsil Trouble Comedy

Tonsil Trouble

Cartman is diagnosed with an incurable illness while in the hospital, but his friends begin to wonder if he is considering drastic measures.

14:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E2 · Britney's New Look Comedy

Britney's New Look

Stan and Kyle learn the truth regarding Britney Spears' popularity when the beleaguered pop star relocates into their sleepy little mountain town.

14:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E3 · Major Boobage Comedy

Major Boobage

In a tribute to the 1981 science fiction film "Heavy Metal," the boys stage a plot to save Kenny from the latest drug mania that is sweeping the town.

15:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E4 · Canada on Strike! Comedy

Canada on Strike!

When Canada decides to go on a long and painful strike, the boys must resolve the problem; Danish citizens migrate to the U.S. to replace the Canadians.

15:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E5 · Eek, a Penis! Comedy

Eek, a Penis!

Mrs. Garrison takes a leave of absence from South Park Elementary to reclaim her missing manhood; Cartman mentors students at an inner city school.

16:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E6 · Over Logging Comedy

Over Logging

Stan's dad packs up the family sedan and takes the whole Marsh family out West after the nation's access to the World Wide Web mysteriously vanishes.

16:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E7 · Super Fun Time Comedy

Super Fun Time

Mr. Garrison takes the class on a field trip to a living museum based around life in the 1800s; Cartman makes Butters go to the amusement park next door.

17:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E8 · The China Probrem Comedy

The China Probrem

As the rest of the town mourns an attack on a beloved icon, Cartman dreams about the Olympics and discovers a clandestine plan by the Chinese.

17:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E9 · Breast Cancer Show Ever Comedy

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy becomes so enraged at Cartman's continuous shenanigans during her class report that she decides to challenge him to a fight after school.

Evening

18:00 30m

Family Guy

S15 · E18 · The Peter Principal Comedy

The Peter Principal

Meg uses Peter's temporary role as school principal to get revenge on her bullies; Brian and Stewie's bed-and-breakfast becomes a brothel.

18:30 30m

Family Guy

S15 · E19 · Dearly Deported Comedy

Dearly Deported

Chris cares for his girlfriend's twins after she is deported, but when the family learns she will be unable to return, they bring her children to her in Mexico.

19:00 30m

Family Guy

S15 · E20 · A House Full of Peters Comedy

A House Full of Peters

Peter is in for a surprise when the children that resulted from his multiple sperm donations decide to show up at his house unannounced.

19:30 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E1 · Emmy-Winning Episode Comedy

Emmy-Winning Episode

Peter grows tired of no longer having an Emmy for "Family Guy" and decides to imitate other shows that are likely to win the award, regardless of category.

20:00 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E2 · Foxx In The Men House Comedy

Foxx In The Men House

Peter soon befriends a popular, attractive paramedic and decides to stop being friends with Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland to spend more time with his new friend.

20:30 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E3 · Nanny Goats Comedy

Nanny Goats

Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to take care of the children for them.

21:00 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E4 · Follow the Money Comedy

Follow the Money

Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog.

21:30 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E5 · Three Directors Comedy

Three Directors

Peter is fired from his job at the Pawtucket Brewery in the unique styles of three different famous film directors from Hollywood.

22:00 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E6 · The D in Apartment 23 Comedy

The D in Apartment 23

The Griffins kick Brian out of the house after he posts an offensive tweet that becomes viral, which makes other people treat the Griffins like outcasts.

22:30 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E7 · Petey IV Comedy

Petey IV

Peter decides to write Vladimir Putin after he watches an alternate ending to a film he watched; Brian begins working at the suicide hotline center.

23:00 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E8 · Crimes and Meg's Demeanor Comedy

Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

Peter feels concern and delight for Meg when she starts drinking at a high school party; Brian believes Principal Shepherd committed a crime.

23:30 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E9 · Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas Comedy

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

In a reimagining the classic story "A Christmas Tale," Peter is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future when he loses his Christmas spirit.