Comedy Central TV Guide — Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Wednesday, 13 May 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 35m

The Daily Show

S31 · E60 · May 12, 2026 Comedy

May 12, 2026

Contributors join the host to conduct intimate interviews and discuss current events in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more.

00:35 27m

Family Guy

S18 · E16 · Start Me Up Comedy

Start Me Up

Peter is forced to work from home due to his uncontrollable sweating; Stewie and Chris make a fake crowdfunding campaign to pay for damage they caused.

01:02 28m

Family Guy

S18 · E17 · Coma Guy Comedy

Coma Guy

Peter falls into a coma in the aftermath of a car accident, which occurs after he develops a sudden passion for music from Van Halen.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E18 · Better Off Meg Comedy

Better Off Meg

Meg goes along with a report that she had had died in a car crash to start a new life, which leads the family to learn what their lives are like without her.

02:00 30m

Family Guy

S18 · E19 · Holly Bibble Comedy

Holly Bibble

The Griffin family re-envisions three different stories from the Bible while they are stuck inside a hotel room during a raging storm.

02:30 30m

South Park

S25 · E1 · Pajama Day Comedy

Pajama Day

PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the fourth-grade class after the students don't show respect for their teacher, leaving Cartman very agitated.

03:00 30m

South Park

S25 · E2 · The Big Fix Comedy

The Big Fix

Stan comes to the realization that he's misinterpreted some of the greatest literature in history, leaving him horrified.

03:30 30m

South Park

S25 · E3 · City People Comedy

City People

When Cartman's mother gets a new job, he's discontent with the situation.

04:00 30m

South Park

S25 · E4 · Back to the Cold War Comedy

Back to the Cold War

Butters must defeat his competition in the all-important dressage championship.

04:30 30m

South Park

S25 · E5 · Help, My Teenager Hates Me! Comedy

Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

The boys find out the pleasures of playing Airsoft in the small mountain town of South Park, Colo., come with the challenge of dealing with teenagers.

05:00 30m

South Park

S25 · E6 · Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special Comedy

Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special

Butters is surprised when he learns the people of South Park don't truly understand why the St. Patrick's Day holiday is observed.

05:30 30m

South Park

S26 · E1 · Cupid Ye Comedy

Cupid Ye

Jealous of the friendship between Tolkien and Kyle, Cartman decides to do something about it.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S26 · E2 · The Worldwide Privacy Tour Comedy

The Worldwide Privacy Tour

The Prince of Canada and his wife arrive in South Park to find privacy and peace after being attacked by the Canadian media.

06:30 30m

South Park

S26 · E3 · Japanese Toilet Comedy

Japanese Toilet

The citizens of South Park discover the wonders of Japanese toilets.

07:00 30m

South Park

S26 · E4 · Deep Learning Comedy

Deep Learning

A school cheating scandal completely bewilders Stan.

07:30 30m

South Park

S26 · E5 · DikinBaus Hot Dogs Comedy

DikinBaus Hot Dogs

The boys renovate a building and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.

08:00 30m

South Park

S26 · E6 · Spring Break Comedy

Spring Break

Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

08:30 30m

South Park

S27 · E1 · Sermon on the 'Mount Comedy

Sermon on the 'Mount

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

09:00 30m

South Park

S27 · E3 · Sickofancy Comedy

Sickofancy

When ICE detains Randy Marsh's Hispanic workers, he's left with only Towlie on staff, and together they get creative to keep their business afloat.

09:30 30m

South Park

S27 · E4 · Wok is Dead Comedy

Wok is Dead

Butters needs to purchase a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday and learns the realities of tariffs.

10:00 35m

South Park

S27 · E5 · Conflict of Interest Comedy

Conflict of Interest

Kyle and Cartman disagree about a prediction markets app popular with other students.

10:35 35m

South Park

S28 · E1 · Twisted Christian Comedy

Twisted Christian

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

11:10 35m

South Park

S28 · E2 · The Woman In The Hat Comedy

The Woman In The Hat

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

11:45 30m

South Park

S28 · E3 · Sora Not Sorry Comedy

Sora Not Sorry

Peter Thiel takes Cartman to Washington as the birth of the Antichrist nears.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S28 · E4 · Turkey Trot Comedy

Turkey Trot

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

12:50 35m

South Park

S28 · E5 · The Crap Out Comedy

The Crap Out

The ultimate battle between good and evil gets interrupted by some auspicious news.

13:25 35m

South Park

S4 · E5 · Cartman Joins NAMBLA Comedy

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Cartman meets up with an entire room of older devotees as a result of looking for new friends on the Internet; Kenny learns his mother is pregnant.

14:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E6 · Cherokee Hair Tampons Comedy

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Kyle's kidney transplant is drastically hindered by Cartman's continuous selfishness and by a craze for new age medicine that is sweeping the town.

14:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E7 · Chef Goes Nanners Comedy

Chef Goes Nanners

Chef suddenly declares that South Park's town flag is racist, leading Cartman and Wendy to take his side, while Stan and Kyle oppose his claim.

15:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E8 · Something You Can Do with Your Finger Comedy

Something You Can Do with Your Finger

The boys start a popular boy band and land a gig at South Park's mall, but they run into problems when Randy Marsh won't allow Stan to participate.

15:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E9 · Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? Comedy

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

The boys begin to fear for Timmy's eternal soul after hearing Priest Maxi's fire and brimstone sermon about the importance of confessing sins.

16:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E10 · Probably Comedy

Probably

Cartman finally reveals the true motivation behind his flourishing religious movement; Satan devises a strange plan to reconcile with Saddam.

16:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E11 · Fourth Grade Comedy

Fourth Grade

The boys hope a machine built by two Star Trek nerds will allow them to travel in time back to the third grade; Mr. Garrison makes a shocking announcement.

17:00 30m

South Park

S4 · E12 · Trapper Keeper Comedy

Trapper Keeper

Cartman buys a brand new trapper keeper for school, which blows Kyle's notebook out of the water, but a stranger announces that it will take over the world.

17:30 30m

South Park

S4 · E13 · Helen Keller! The Musical Comedy

Helen Keller! The Musical

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

Evening

18:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E7 · Wild Wild West Comedy

Wild Wild West

Lois and Peter disagree with each other about who should be Quahog's next mayor, which prompts Peter to search for late Mayor Adam West's cousin.

18:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E8 · Pawtucket Pat Comedy

Pawtucket Pat

The town of Quahog is thrust into a debate about removing the statue of a local hero when Brian, working as a journalist, exposes his racist history.

19:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E9 · The First No L Comedy

The First No L

Lois decides to walk out on the family when they don't help her with the Christmas shopping, which leaves the rest of the family to save the holiday themselves.

19:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E10 · Fecal Matters Comedy

Fecal Matters

Peter is asked to volunteer as a nurse after he avoids getting sick during a bad flu season; Brian faces an identity crisis when he takes a genealogy test.

20:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E11 · Boy's Best Friend Comedy

Boy's Best Friend

Brian spends time with his new girlfriend's son; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland decide to go for a ride in a classic Corvette Joe just bought without asking him.

20:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E12 · And Then There's Fraud Comedy

And Then There's Fraud

Peter and Chris become motivated to start their own memorabilia business; Stewie worries about the effects of aging and gets plastic surgery.

21:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E13 · PeTerminator Comedy

PeTerminator

Stewie constructs a robot in Peter's visage to eliminate Lois after she tried to feed him broccoli, but he soon finds his life in lethal danger instead.

21:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E14 · The Marrying Kind Comedy

The Marrying Kind

Stewie experiences a domesticated life with his mail order Ukrainian wife Peter and Chris develop an intense fixation on free breakfast food from hotel buffets.

22:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E15 · Customer of the Week Comedy

Customer of the Week

Lois grows tired of feeling unappreciated and come up with a plan to tap into her devious side and win an award at her favorite coffee shop for "Best Customer."

22:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E16 · Who's Brian Now? Comedy

Who's Brian Now?

Brian discovers a microchip that has information about his previous owners from before he was adopted by the Griffins, which prompts him to find them.

23:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E17 · Young Parent Trap Comedy

Young Parent Trap

Meg and Chris are left at home by themselves when Lois and Peter are invited to live in an apartment complex for millennials by a couple from Stewie's school.

23:30 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E18 · Meg Goes to College Comedy

Meg Goes to College

Meg is confronted by a scandal involving college admissions; Brian dedicates himself to becoming healthier.