Comedy Central TV Guide — Wednesday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Wednesday, 26 August 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Family Guy

S14 · E19 · Run, Chris, Run Comedy

Run, Chris, Run

Chris unexpectedly becomes homecoming king; but when Meg learns that the cool kids are planning to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, they investigate.

00:30 30m

Family Guy

S14 · E20 · Road to India Comedy

Road to India

When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention at Joe's bingo night.

01:00 30m

Family Guy

S15 · E2 · Bookie of the Year Comedy

Bookie of the Year

Brian and Lois decide to help Chris with his anger by playing sports; Chris surprises his family by becoming a star baseball pitcher, leading Peter to gamble.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

S15 · E3 · American Gigg-olo Comedy

American Gigg-olo

Quagmire is forced to work as a gigolo when the local airline pilots go on strike and enlists Peter's help when some of his clients refuse to pay.

02:00 30m

Family Guy

S15 · E4 · Inside Family Guy Comedy

Inside Family Guy

Viewers get a behind-the-scenes look at a production week at "Family Guy," as James Woods tours the workings of the show and what it takes to make an episode.

02:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E1 · Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Comedy

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

A strange, unexplainable phenomena originating from Cartman's backside leads the boys to think he has become a victim of an alien abduction.

03:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E3 · Weight Gain 4000 Comedy

Weight Gain 4000

Wendy pitches a hissy fit after Cartman's plagiarized essay wins a national contest; Mr. Garrison comes to grips with a haunting childhood memory.

03:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E2 · Volcano Comedy

Volcano

Stan's Uncle Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip, unaware the town's dormant volcano is on the verge of erupting; Cartman tries to invent an urban legend.

04:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E4 · Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan tries to come to grips with his dog's homosexuality; Uncle Jimbo takes desperate steps to ensure the Cows will win their upcoming football game.

04:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E5 · An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Comedy

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

The kids turn to Chef for genetics advice after deciding they want to mate a pot-bellied pig and an elephant in order to teach a smarmy classmate a lesson.

05:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E6 · Death Comedy

Death

Stan's elderly grandfather tries to trick the boys into killing him; the parents of South Park band together to protest a profane cartoon, Terrance and Phillip.

05:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E7 · Pink Eye Comedy

Pink Eye

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E10 · Damien Comedy

Damien

Cartman is completely outraged when Satan and Jesus schedule an apocalyptic pay-per-view battle that threatens to overshadow his birthday party.

06:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E8 · Starvin' Marvin Comedy

Starvin' Marvin

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.

07:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E9 · Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Comedy

Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

Kyle feels left out for not celebrating Christmas and tries to teach everyone about his belief in Mr. Hankey, a magical piece of talking fecal matter.

07:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E11 · Tom's Rhinoplasty Comedy

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Wendy plots revenge when Stan falls in love with the substitute teacher; Mr. Garrison gets a nose job that makes him look like David Hasselhoff.

08:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E12 · Mecha Streisand Comedy

Mecha Streisand

The boys unwittingly provide Barbara Streisand with the source of ultimate power, and it is up to Sidney Poitier, Leonard Maltin, and Robert Smith to stop her.

08:30 30m

South Park

S26 · E1 · Cupid Ye Comedy

Cupid Ye

Jealous of the friendship between Tolkien and Kyle, Cartman decides to do something about it.

09:00 30m

South Park

S26 · E2 · The Worldwide Privacy Tour Comedy

The Worldwide Privacy Tour

The Prince of Canada and his wife arrive in South Park to find privacy and peace after being attacked by the Canadian media.

09:30 30m

South Park

S26 · E3 · Japanese Toilet Comedy

Japanese Toilet

The citizens of South Park discover the wonders of Japanese toilets.

10:00 35m

South Park

S26 · E4 · Deep Learning Comedy

Deep Learning

A school cheating scandal completely bewilders Stan.

10:35 35m

South Park

S26 · E5 · DikinBaus Hot Dogs Comedy

DikinBaus Hot Dogs

The boys renovate a building and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.

11:10 35m

South Park

S26 · E6 · Spring Break Comedy

Spring Break

Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

11:45 30m

South Park

S27 · E1 · Sermon on the 'Mount Comedy

Sermon on the 'Mount

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S27 · E3 · Sickofancy Comedy

Sickofancy

When ICE detains Randy Marsh's Hispanic workers, he's left with only Towlie on staff, and together they get creative to keep their business afloat.

12:50 35m

South Park

S27 · E4 · Wok is Dead Comedy

Wok is Dead

Butters needs to purchase a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday and learns the realities of tariffs.

13:25 35m

South Park

S27 · E5 · Conflict of Interest Comedy

Conflict of Interest

Kyle and Cartman disagree about a prediction markets app popular with other students.

14:00 30m

South Park

S8 · E6 · The Jeffersons Comedy

The Jeffersons

Cartman and the boys have a new neighbor who really likes playing games with them, but they soon discover that his intentions may not be for the best.

14:30 30m

South Park

S8 · E8 · Douche and Turd Comedy

Douche and Turd

Kyle and Cartman spar over their proposals when People for Ethical Treatment of Animals pressures South Park Elementary to drop the cow as its school mascot.

15:00 30m

South Park

S8 · E10 · Pre-School Comedy

Pre-School

A secret from the gang's past comes back to haunt them when a former friend is released from a juvenile prison after taking the fall for their shenanigans.

15:30 30m

South Park

S8 · E11 · Quest for Ratings Comedy

Quest for Ratings

Cartman and the boys get caught up in a ratings war when they organize a daily newscast for South Park Elementary's closed-circuit television station.

16:00 30m

South Park

S8 · E12 · Stupid Spoiled Wh*re Video Playset Comedy

Stupid Spoiled Wh*re Video Playset

Wendy is treated like an outcast when she refuses to embrace the promiscuous lifestyle popularized by Paris Hilton; the Stotches ponder Butters' future.

16:30 30m

South Park

S8 · E13 · Cartman's Incredible Gift Comedy

Cartman's Incredible Gift

The South Park police force begs Cartman to solve its most stupefying cases after a blow to the head appears to give him paranormal abilities.

17:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E2 · Die Hippie, Die Comedy

Die Hippie, Die

The townsfolk rally behind Cartman to safeguard the town of South Park from an onslaught of unwashed hippies attending a week-long, outdoor concert.

17:30 30m

South Park

S9 · E3 · Wing Comedy

Wing

The boys decide to make a living by running a talent agency, but problems arise when they lose their one and only client to a competitor.

Evening

18:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E4 · Best Friends Forever Comedy

Best Friends Forever

Kenny becomes the center of media attention after medical science threatens to prevent his soul from leading Heaven's defense against Satan's overwhelming army.

18:30 30m

South Park

S9 · E5 · The Losing Edge Comedy

The Losing Edge

The boys are worried that their summer might be ruined so they aim to lose one game to get disqualified from the state championships.

19:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E6 · The Death of Eric Cartman Comedy

The Death of Eric Cartman

Butters begins to fear he will be placed in a mental institution after telling people he talks to the ghost of the recently-deceased Eric Cartman.

19:30 30m

South Park

S9 · E7 · Erection Day Comedy

Erection Day

Jimmy begins to seek advice from a number of sources when he fears that an unwanted arousal may hinder his performance in the upcoming talent show.

20:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E8 · Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Comedy

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

The world's largest beaver dam breaks and causes massive floods and a panic over global warming, putting South Park in a global state of emergency.

20:30 30m

South Park

S5 · E8 · Towelie Comedy

Towelie

The government suddenly seizes the boys' new video game system when they encounter Towelie, a genetically engineered towel that gets power from drugs.

21:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E9 · Free Hat Comedy

Free Hat

While trying to prevent Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from revising "Raiders of the Lost Ark," the boys inadvertently free a serial killer.

21:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E15 · The Biggest Douche in the Universe Comedy

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Chef's mother attempts to exorcise Kenny's spirit from Eric Cartman's body; Stan and Kyle decide to debunk the popular clairvoyant, John Edward.

22:00 30m

South Park

S7 · E11 · Casa Bonita Comedy

Casa Bonita

Kyle's parents decide to take him and three of his close friends to the new Casa Bonita, Colorado's distinctive, Mexican version of Disneyland.

22:30 30m

South Park

S8 · E1 · Good Times with Weapons Comedy

Good Times with Weapons

Butters becomes horribly wounded when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman conspire to purchase dangerous, illegal ninja weapons at the county fair.

23:00 30m

South Park

S8 · E5 · AWESOM-O Comedy

AWESOM-O

Cartman dresses up like a robot and moves in with Butters to learn all his secrets and use them against him; the Army believes Cartman is a secret weapon.

23:30 30m

South Park

S8 · E12 · Stupid Spoiled Wh*re Video Playset Comedy

Stupid Spoiled Wh*re Video Playset

Wendy is treated like an outcast when she refuses to embrace the promiscuous lifestyle popularized by Paris Hilton; the Stotches ponder Butters' future.