Comedy Central TV Guide — Wednesday, 5 August 2026

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Wednesday, 5 August 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E17 · A Bottle Episode Comedy

A Bottle Episode

The family's trip to Nantucket ends with Lois blocked from a vacation rental app; Stewie and Brian try their luck as door-to-door sales of saltwater taffy.

00:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E18 · Vat Man & Rob 'Em Comedy

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Stewie and Brian scheme to collect "lost dog" return money until Brian is set to be used in a dangerous social media stunt.

01:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E19 · From Russia With Love Comedy

From Russia With Love

Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia after Brian's social media is hacked, but she soon realizes that she actually likes it better there.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E20 · Adult Education Comedy

Adult Education

Meg's marriage in Russia ends early after she finds out it was just for a green card; Chris joins Principal Shepherd in shooting porn movies at the school.

02:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E14 · The Death Camp of Tolerance Comedy

The Death Camp of Tolerance

The boys are sentenced to Tolerance Camp after they complain about Mr. Garrison's scheme to use his gay lifestyle to get fired from teaching the fourth grade.

02:30 30m

South Park

S6 · E15 · The Biggest Douche in the Universe Comedy

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Chef's mother attempts to exorcise Kenny's spirit from Eric Cartman's body; Stan and Kyle decide to debunk the popular clairvoyant, John Edward.

03:00 30m

South Park

S6 · E16 · My Future Self n' Me Comedy

My Future Self n' Me

A mysterious figure claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in the town of South Park to warn his child counterpart of the dangers of drugs.

03:30 30m

South Park

S7 · E4 · I'm a Little Bit Country Comedy

I'm a Little Bit Country

Cartman tries to cheat on his history assignment by forcing himself to go back in time to 1776; the boys' anti-war stance causes problems at home.

04:00 30m

South Park

S7 · E2 · Krazy Kripples Comedy

Krazy Kripples

Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.

04:30 30m

South Park

S7 · E3 · Toilet Paper Comedy

Toilet Paper

Officer Barbrady is forced to turn to an imprisoned juvenile delinquent for advice when the art teacher's house becomes covered in toiler paper.

05:00 30m

South Park

S7 · E1 · Canceled Comedy

Canceled

The boys are extremely upset when they discover that "Earth" is nothing but one big intergalactic reality show that is about to come to an end.

05:30 30m

South Park

S7 · E5 · Fat Butt and Pancake Head Comedy

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez turns violent after learning Cartman's hand puppet version of her has stolen both her fame and Ben Affleck.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S7 · E6 · Lil' Crime Stoppers Comedy

Lil' Crime Stoppers

The boys' successful retrieval of a kidnapped doll gets the attention of a big-city police department, which assigns them to bust a crystal meth operation.

06:30 30m

South Park

S7 · E7 · Red Man's Greed Comedy

Red Man's Greed

The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have taken over the town of South Park, where the citizens are being forced off of their land.

07:00 30m

South Park

S7 · E8 · South Park Is Gay! Comedy

South Park Is Gay!

The whole town of South Park begins to celebrate the new metrosexual craze, but the boys start to suspect something evil is behind the trend.

07:30 30m

South Park

S7 · E9 · Christian Rock Hard Comedy

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman, Butters and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.

08:00 30m

South Park

S7 · E10 · Grey Dawn Comedy

Grey Dawn

The senior citizens of South Park complain when their driver's licenses are revoked because South Park no longer feels it's safe for them to drive.

08:30 30m

South Park

S7 · E11 · Casa Bonita Comedy

Casa Bonita

Kyle's parents decide to take him and three of his close friends to the new Casa Bonita, Colorado's distinctive, Mexican version of Disneyland.

09:00 30m

South Park

S7 · E12 · All About the Mormons? Comedy

All About the Mormons?

Stan learns an unexpected lesson, in the form of a musical, about the Latter Day Saint faith when a Mormon family decides to move to South Park.

09:30 30m

South Park

S7 · E14 · Raisins Comedy

Raisins

After a trip to a local restaurant, Butters believes that one of the waitresses is in love with him; Stan joins a goth group after getting dumped by Wendy.

10:00 35m

South Park

S8 · E1 · Good Times with Weapons Comedy

Good Times with Weapons

Butters becomes horribly wounded when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman conspire to purchase dangerous, illegal ninja weapons at the county fair.

10:35 35m

South Park

S8 · E5 · AWESOM-O Comedy

AWESOM-O

Cartman dresses up like a robot and moves in with Butters to learn all his secrets and use them against him; the Army believes Cartman is a secret weapon.

11:10 35m

South Park

S8 · E2 · Up the Down Steroid Comedy

Up the Down Steroid

Cartman poses as a mentally-challenged athlete in hopes of winning $1,000 at the Special Olympics; Jimmy takes illegal steps to remain competitive.

11:45 30m

South Park

S8 · E3 · The Passion of the Jew Comedy

The Passion of the Jew

Kyle experiences a crisis of faith after a controversial religious film seemingly validates every racist statement Cartman has made about the Jewish faith.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S8 · E4 · You Got F'd in the A Comedy

You Got F'd in the A

Stan rushes to assemble a special dance squad to defend South Park's honor when a gang of kids from Orange County declares the town "got served."

12:50 35m

South Park

S8 · E6 · The Jeffersons Comedy

The Jeffersons

Cartman and the boys have a new neighbor who really likes playing games with them, but they soon discover that his intentions may not be for the best.

13:25 35m

South Park

S8 · E8 · Douche and Turd Comedy

Douche and Turd

Kyle and Cartman spar over their proposals when People for Ethical Treatment of Animals pressures South Park Elementary to drop the cow as its school mascot.

14:00 30m

South Park

S8 · E10 · Pre-School Comedy

Pre-School

A secret from the gang's past comes back to haunt them when a former friend is released from a juvenile prison after taking the fall for their shenanigans.

14:30 30m

South Park

S8 · E11 · Quest for Ratings Comedy

Quest for Ratings

Cartman and the boys get caught up in a ratings war when they organize a daily newscast for South Park Elementary's closed-circuit television station.

15:00 30m

South Park

S8 · E12 · Stupid Spoiled Wh*re Video Playset Comedy

Stupid Spoiled Wh*re Video Playset

Wendy is treated like an outcast when she refuses to embrace the promiscuous lifestyle popularized by Paris Hilton; the Stotches ponder Butters' future.

15:30 30m

South Park

S8 · E13 · Cartman's Incredible Gift Comedy

Cartman's Incredible Gift

The South Park police force begs Cartman to solve its most stupefying cases after a blow to the head appears to give him paranormal abilities.

16:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E2 · Die Hippie, Die Comedy

Die Hippie, Die

The townsfolk rally behind Cartman to safeguard the town of South Park from an onslaught of unwashed hippies attending a week-long, outdoor concert.

16:30 30m

South Park

S9 · E3 · Wing Comedy

Wing

The boys decide to make a living by running a talent agency, but problems arise when they lose their one and only client to a competitor.

17:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E4 · Best Friends Forever Comedy

Best Friends Forever

Kenny becomes the center of media attention after medical science threatens to prevent his soul from leading Heaven's defense against Satan's overwhelming army.

17:30 30m

South Park

S9 · E5 · The Losing Edge Comedy

The Losing Edge

The boys are worried that their summer might be ruined so they aim to lose one game to get disqualified from the state championships.

Evening

18:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E13 · Single White Dad Comedy

Single White Dad

After being mistaken for a single parent, Peter gets hooked on all the perks.

18:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E14 · White Meg Can't Jump Comedy

White Meg Can't Jump

When Meg joins the basketball team, Peter's jeering from the crowd ends up inspiring her; Stewie gets lost inside conspiracy theories.

19:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E15 · Adoptation Comedy

Adoptation

Carter adopts a young girl to restore his public image, leaving Lois feeling jealous.

19:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E16 · The Bird Reich Comedy

The Bird Reich

Peter tries to abuse his work's policy for leave after a pet's death; Brian gives Stewie a signed copy of his book only to later find it in a free library.

20:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E17 · A Bottle Episode Comedy

A Bottle Episode

The family's trip to Nantucket ends with Lois blocked from a vacation rental app; Stewie and Brian try their luck as door-to-door sales of saltwater taffy.

20:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E18 · Vat Man & Rob 'Em Comedy

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Stewie and Brian scheme to collect "lost dog" return money until Brian is set to be used in a dangerous social media stunt.

21:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E19 · From Russia With Love Comedy

From Russia With Love

Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia after Brian's social media is hacked, but she soon realizes that she actually likes it better there.

21:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E20 · Adult Education Comedy

Adult Education

Meg's marriage in Russia ends early after she finds out it was just for a green card; Chris joins Principal Shepherd in shooting porn movies at the school.

22:00 30m

Family Guy

S4 · E14 · PTV Comedy

PTV

The Griffin family produces some edgy television, when Peter starts his own TV station, until the FCC starts to regulate their lives.

22:30 30m

Family Guy

S9 · E18 · The Big Bang Theory Comedy

The Big Bang Theory

Stewie and Brian go traveling back in time to stop the latest plot concocted by Stewie's archnemesis, who hopes to remove Stewie from history.

23:00 30m

Family Guy

S10 · E5 · Back to the Pilot Comedy

Back to the Pilot

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of "Family Guy" in order to change history, and then they end up changing it all over again.

23:30 30m

Family Guy

S6 · E5 · Stewie Kills Lois Comedy

Stewie Kills Lois

Furious at being left behind while Peter and Lois take off on a cruise, Stewie stows away on their ship to await an opportunity to exact his revenge.