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Peter retells the story of the Nativity in his own words with family members playing the roles of the main characters involved in the plotline.

Cartman dresses up like a robot and moves in with Butters to learn all his secrets and use them against him; the Army believes Cartman is a secret weapon.

Cartman poses as a mentally-challenged athlete in hopes of winning $1,000 at the Special Olympics; Jimmy takes illegal steps to remain competitive.

Stan rushes to assemble a special dance squad to defend South Park's honor when a gang of kids from Orange County declares the town "got served."

The boys' new snow-shoveling business is threatened by unemployed time travelers from the year 4035, who have arrived in present-day Colorado.

Cartman and the boys have a new neighbor who really likes playing games with them, but they soon discover that his intentions may not be for the best.

Kyle and Cartman spar over their proposals when People for Ethical Treatment of Animals pressures South Park Elementary to drop the cow as its school mascot.

A secret from the gang's past comes back to haunt them when a former friend is released from a juvenile prison after taking the fall for their shenanigans.

Cartman and the boys get caught up in a ratings war when they organize a daily newscast for South Park Elementary's closed-circuit television station.

Wendy is treated like an outcast when she refuses to embrace the promiscuous lifestyle popularized by Paris Hilton; the Stotches ponder Butters' future.