Comedy Central TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Thursday, 8 October 2026. 48 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 35m

The Daily Show

S31 · E113 · October 7, 2026 Comedy

October 7, 2026

Contributors join the host to conduct intimate interviews and discuss current events in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more.
00:35 27m

South Park

S25 · E1 · Pajama Day Comedy

Pajama Day

PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the fourth-grade class after the students don't show respect for their teacher, leaving Cartman very agitated.
01:02 28m

South Park

S25 · E2 · The Big Fix Comedy

The Big Fix

Stan comes to the realization that he's misinterpreted some of the greatest literature in history, leaving him horrified.
01:30 30m

South Park

S25 · E3 · City People Comedy

City People

When Cartman's mother gets a new job, he's discontent with the situation.
02:00 30m

South Park

S25 · E4 · Back to the Cold War Comedy

Back to the Cold War

Butters must defeat his competition in the all-important dressage championship.
02:30 30m

Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head

S2 · E8 · The Warrior/Vasectomies Comedy

The Warrior/Vasectomies

Butt-Head trains Beavis to be a champion after Beavis is challenged to a fight; Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head decide to get vasectomies.
03:00 30m

Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head

S2 · E9 · Stolen Valor/Breeding Frenzy Comedy

Stolen Valor/Breeding Frenzy

To get free beer, middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head pose as veterans; Beavis and Butt-Head aspire to breed dogs with a racoon they discovered in the garbage can.
03:30 30m

South Park

S25 · E5 · Help, My Teenager Hates Me! Comedy

Help, My Teenager Hates Me!

The boys find out the pleasures of playing Airsoft in the small mountain town of South Park, Colo., come with the challenge of dealing with teenagers.
04:00 30m

South Park

S25 · E6 · Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special Comedy

Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special

Butters is surprised when he learns the people of South Park don't truly understand why the St. Patrick's Day holiday is observed.
04:30 30m

South Park

S10 · E5 · A Million Little Fibers Comedy

A Million Little Fibers

Towelie writes a book that gets selected for Oprah's book club and helps a lot of people with their addictions, until one of Oprah's staff lets the truth out.
05:00 30m

South Park

S10 · E6 · Manbearpig Comedy

Manbearpig

When a sudden cave-in traps the four boys underground, Cartman finds a buried treasure and attempts to find a way to keep it all for himself.
05:30 30m

South Park

S10 · E7 · TSST! Comedy

TSST!

Realizing that her son is out of control due to a flagpole incident, Cartman's mother seeks expert help from Cesar Millan, "The Dog Whisperer".

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E1 · Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Comedy

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

The rest of the town takes a cue from Mr. Garrison and decides to get in touch with their feminine side; Kyle hopelessly fails trying to play basketball.
06:30 30m

South Park

S9 · E2 · Die Hippie, Die Comedy

Die Hippie, Die

The townsfolk rally behind Cartman to safeguard the town of South Park from an onslaught of unwashed hippies attending a week-long, outdoor concert.
07:00 30m

South Park

S26 · E6 · Spring Break Comedy

Spring Break

Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
07:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E1 · Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Comedy

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

A strange, unexplainable phenomena originating from Cartman's backside leads the boys to think he has become a victim of an alien abduction.
08:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E3 · Weight Gain 4000 Comedy

Weight Gain 4000

Wendy pitches a hissy fit after Cartman's plagiarized essay wins a national contest; Mr. Garrison comes to grips with a haunting childhood memory.
08:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E2 · Volcano Comedy

Volcano

Stan's Uncle Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip, unaware the town's dormant volcano is on the verge of erupting; Cartman tries to invent an urban legend.
09:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E4 · Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan tries to come to grips with his dog's homosexuality; Uncle Jimbo takes desperate steps to ensure the Cows will win their upcoming football game.
09:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E5 · An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Comedy

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

The kids turn to Chef for genetics advice after deciding they want to mate a pot-bellied pig and an elephant in order to teach a smarmy classmate a lesson.
10:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E6 · Death Comedy

Death

Stan's elderly grandfather tries to trick the boys into killing him; the parents of South Park band together to protest a profane cartoon, Terrance and Phillip.
10:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E7 · Pink Eye Comedy

Pink Eye

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.
11:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E10 · Damien Comedy

Damien

Cartman is completely outraged when Satan and Jesus schedule an apocalyptic pay-per-view battle that threatens to overshadow his birthday party.
11:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E8 · Starvin' Marvin Comedy

Starvin' Marvin

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.

Daytime

12:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E9 · Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Comedy

Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

Kyle feels left out for not celebrating Christmas and tries to teach everyone about his belief in Mr. Hankey, a magical piece of talking fecal matter.
12:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E11 · Tom's Rhinoplasty Comedy

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Wendy plots revenge when Stan falls in love with the substitute teacher; Mr. Garrison gets a nose job that makes him look like David Hasselhoff.
13:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E12 · Mecha Streisand Comedy

Mecha Streisand

The boys unwittingly provide Barbara Streisand with the source of ultimate power, and it is up to Sidney Poitier, Leonard Maltin, and Robert Smith to stop her.
13:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E1 · Not Without My Anus Comedy

Not Without My Anus

Saddam Hussein is planning a hostile attack on the country of Canada, forcing Terrance and Phillip to try to save Canada from his plan of destruction.
14:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E13 · Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Cartman traverses South Park in a desperate search to locate his biological father; Stan and Kyle stand poised to win "America's Funniest Videos."
14:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E2 · Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

A mysterious figure guns down Dr. Mephisto moments before he can reveal the identity of Cartman's father; South Park is plagued by a mammoth snowstorm.
15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E12 · The Airport Comedy

The Airport

When Jerry and Elaine are forced to take a standby flight, Jerry gets to party in first class with a model; Kramer sees a man who owes him money at the airport.
15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E13 · The Pick Comedy

The Pick

Jerry's romance with a model is ended when she misconstrues a nose scratch from a nose pick; Elaine sends everyone a revealing Christmas card.
16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E14 · The Movie Comedy

The Movie

When Jerry makes plans to meet everyone at the movies, the night turns into a complete disaster; George gets in the wrong line to buy tickets.
16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E15 · The Visa Comedy

The Visa

Babu is arrested for not renewing his visa after a mix-up with Jerry's mail; George's love interest is attracted to Jerry because she thinks he's disturbed.
17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E16 · The Shoes Comedy

The Shoes

George is caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the NBC executive who is approving their script; Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss.
17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E17 · The Outing Comedy

The Outing

No thanks to Elaine, Jerry is forced to work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E21 · Two Weeks Comedy

Two Weeks

Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets tense as his goofing off escalates; Pam deals with a new copier; Kelly develops a crush.
18:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E22 · Dream Team Comedy

Dream Team

After making a bad first impression, Jim finds himself facing off with the new boss in a soccer game; Michael is afraid to face the workday.
19:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E23 · The Michael Scott Paper Company Comedy

The Michael Scott Paper Company

Michael and his coworkers celebrate their new office space by putting together a pancake luncheon in the parking lot; Dwight and Andy compete for another woman.
19:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E24 · Heavy Competition Comedy

Heavy Competition

Dwight's loyalty to Michael is tested when he finds a personal hero in Charles; Andy attempts to provide for all of Jim's emotional needs.
20:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E25 · Broke Comedy

Broke

Michael's new company struggles to make early morning deliveries; the office tries to get their expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the policy.
20:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E26 · Casual Friday Comedy

Casual Friday

Michael mediates a dispute that could tear apart his new sales team; several employees take "casual" Fridays too loosely, ruining it for others.
21:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E27 · Cafe Disco Comedy

Cafe Disco

Michael brings coffee and dancing to the office after getting into the cafe-disco scene; Pam and Jim decide to take a secret trip.
21:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E28 · Company Picnic Comedy

Company Picnic

Michael and Holly are reunited at the annual company picnic, and Michael has big plans for her; the staff competes in the volleyball tournament.
22:00 30m

The Office

S6 · E1 · Gossip Comedy

Gossip

Michael feels left out when he realizes everyone is gossiping about the summer interns, so he searches for gossip; Andy struggles with heterosexuality.
22:30 30m

The Office

S6 · E2 · The Meeting Comedy

The Meeting

A request by Jim leaves Michael feeling insecure and defensive; Pam deals with the guest list; Dwight gets Toby to investigate Darryl's worker's claim.
23:00 30m

The Office

S6 · E3 · The Promotion Comedy

The Promotion

David announces not everyone will receive a raise; Dwight seeks allies against Jim; Pam asks for cash instead of wedding gifts from her guests.
23:30 30m

The Office

S6 · E6 · Mafia Comedy

Mafia

Michael meets with an insurance salesman, and Dwight and Andy are able to convince him that the man was a member of the mafia; Erin ruins Pam's painting.