Comedy Central TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Thursday, 27 August 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

South Park

S9 · E4 · Best Friends Forever Comedy

Best Friends Forever

Kenny becomes the center of media attention after medical science threatens to prevent his soul from leading Heaven's defense against Satan's overwhelming army.

00:30 30m

South Park

S20 · E1 · Member Berries Comedy

Member Berries

Mr. Garrison continues his work along the campaign trail while an American Icon helps to give the National Anthem an updated sound.

01:00 30m

South Park

S20 · E2 · Skank Hunt Comedy

Skank Hunt

The boys want to deal with Cartman while a terrorist plans to go international; Kyle's father safeguards his online identity while taking his abuse globally.

01:30 30m

South Park

S20 · E3 · The Damned Comedy

The Damned

Police conduct an investigation when Cartman seemingly vanishes from social media; Gerald continues with his indiscriminate online bullying campaign.

02:00 30m

South Park

S20 · E4 · Wieners Out Comedy

Wieners Out

Kyle tries to ease the tension between the guys and girls, but ends up making it worse; the boys finally rally together to make a stand for their rights.

02:30 30m

South Park

S20 · E5 · Douche and a Danish Comedy

Douche and a Danish

Mr. Garrison offends women during his Presidential rally; the children start looking for Gerald; Gerald tries to prevent Denmark from launching TrollTrace.com.

03:00 30m

South Park

S20 · E6 · Fort Collins Comedy

Fort Collins

A hacker targets an entire city in Colorado; Gerald and Cartman are under threat of having their entire past internet activity exposed to the general public.

03:30 30m

South Park

S20 · E7 · Oh, Jeez Comedy

Oh, Jeez

PC Principal tries to create another opportunity for the boys and girls to come to a peace agreement; Gerald has a personal meeting with the Troll Hunter.

04:00 30m

South Park

S20 · E8 · Members Only Comedy

Members Only

The President-elect takes a trip back to his hometown for a special visit.

04:30 30m

South Park

S20 · E9 · Not Funny Comedy

Not Funny

Cartman believes that Heidi can help them all get to Mars because of her humor; Gerald attempts to protect himself by talking to the Troll Hunter.

05:00 30m

South Park

S20 · E10 · The End of Serialization As We Know It Comedy

The End of Serialization As We Know It

Sheila looks at what Gerald has been doing online; Cartman tries to stop scientists from visiting Mars; Kyle and Ike try to protect the world from destruction.

05:30 30m

South Park

S21 · E1 · White People Renovating Houses Comedy

White People Renovating Houses

Randy learns what it means to be a Caucasian person in modern society; protestors march the streets while armed with tiki torches and confederate flags.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S21 · E2 · Put It Down Comedy

Put It Down

South Park is threatened when North Korea takes aim at the town.

06:30 30m

South Park

S21 · E3 · Holiday Special Comedy

Holiday Special

In a return to form, a forbidden romance between a Caucasian man and a Native American man unfolds.

07:00 30m

South Park

S21 · E4 · Franchise Prequel Comedy

Franchise Prequel

Professor Chaos uses Facebook to spread misinformation about Coon, and when the boys try to save their reputation, they encounter Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

07:30 30m

South Park

S21 · E5 · Hummels & Heroin Comedy

Hummels & Heroin

A variety of entertainers and celebrities die due to a large amount of opiate overdoses, meanwhile Stan may be exposed as the source of the lethal drugs.

08:00 30m

South Park

S21 · E6 · Sons a Witches Comedy

Sons a Witches

A witch at the traditional Halloween party curses the town of South Park, so Cartman carries out a plan to utilize her power to his advantage.

08:30 30m

South Park

S21 · E7 · Doubling Down Comedy

Doubling Down

Kyle interferes with Cartman and Heidi's relationship by trying to persuade them to break up, which leads to some unexpected consequences.

09:00 30m

South Park

S21 · E8 · Moss Piglets Comedy

Moss Piglets

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment may win them the first place prize at the annual science fair, as well as have implications that could save the world.

09:30 30m

South Park

S21 · E9 · Super Hard PCness Comedy

Super Hard PCness

PC Principal finds it increasingly difficult to maintain his level of political correctness; Kyle sees things from a different perspective than his friends.

10:00 30m

South Park

S21 · E10 · Splatty Tomato Comedy

Splatty Tomato

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison prowling around the town; the townspeople are furious that the president is frightening their kids.

10:30 30m

South Park

S22 · E1 · Dead Kids Comedy

Dead Kids

Randy frantically attempts to help his wife, Sharon, get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails a test in math class.

11:00 30m

South Park

S22 · E2 · A Boy and a Priest Comedy

A Boy and a Priest

A special relationship between Butters and the Parish Priest develops, so when they go missing, the people of South Park seek help from the Catholic Church.

11:30 30m

South Park

S22 · E3 · The Problem with a Poo Comedy

The Problem with a Poo

Mr. Hankey's job as the director of the annual Christmas pageant is threatened by his distasteful behavior; Strong Woman and PC Principal face new challenges.

Daytime

12:00 30m

South Park

S22 · E4 · Tegridy Farms Comedy

Tegridy Farms

Butters begins selling a variety of vape pens and fruity-flavored vape accessories; Randy decides to relocate his family to the country and become a farmer.

12:30 30m

South Park

S22 · E5 · The Scoots Comedy

The Scoots

The children devise an elaborate plan to utilize the latest revolution in mobility to get as much candy as possible on the Halloween holiday.

13:00 30m

South Park

S22 · E6 · Time to Get Cereal Comedy

Time to Get Cereal

The boys come to the realization that they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens begin appearing all over South Park, Colo., but it may be too late.

13:30 30m

South Park

S22 · E7 · Nobody Got Cereal? Comedy

Nobody Got Cereal?

The boys evade law enforcement and ManBearPig after breaking out of jail; Satan arrives to help as ManBearPig continues to terrorize the town.

14:00 30m

South Park

S22 · E8 · Buddha Box Comedy

Buddha Box

Cartman receives an anxiety diagnosis.

14:30 30m

South Park

S22 · E9 · Unfulfilled Comedy

Unfulfilled

The city of South Park, Colo., is selected to be the location of American electronic commerce company Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center.

15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E5 · The Wallet Comedy

The Wallet

George negotiates a deal with the NBC executives and gets a box of cigars from Susan's father; Morty's wallet is stolen while he is at the doctor's office.

15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E6 · The Watch Comedy

The Watch

Jerry attempts to buy back his old watch from Uncle Leo to appease his parents; Elaine uses Kramer as her boyfriend in order to fool her shrink.

16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E7 · The Bubble Boy Comedy

The Bubble Boy

On their way to the family cabin, George and Susan visit a boy who lives in a bubble; Kramer and Naomi start a fire that ends up burning down the cabin.

16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E8 · The Cheever Letters Comedy

The Cheever Letters

Jerry says the wrong thing while starting to get intimate with one of Elaine's co-workers; Henry's incriminating letters are found in the cabin debris.

17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E9 · The Opera Comedy

The Opera

Crazy Joe Devola leaves Jerry a frightening message saying he will put the kibosh on him; Kramer has tickets for the opera, so everyone attends.

17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S4 · E10 · The Virgin Comedy

The Virgin

Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin; George wants to end his relationship with Susan to exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Office

S3 · E1 · Gay Witch Hunt Comedy

Gay Witch Hunt

Michael finds himself dealing with a cascade of issues after his penchant for fumbling socializing causes him to unintentionally out a gay employee.

18:30 30m

The Office

S3 · E2 · The Convention Comedy

The Convention

Michael and Dwight tag along for an industry convention, where they meet up with Jim and his new supervisor; Pam tries dating again.

19:00 30m

The Office

S3 · E3 · The Coup Comedy

The Coup

After Jan uncovers Michael's unorthodox work policy, Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for the manager position and get rid of their boss forever.

19:30 30m

The Office

S3 · E4 · Grief Counseling Comedy

Grief Counseling

Michael tries to guide the staff through the grief that he assumes they are all feeling after learning that his predecessor has died.

20:00 35m

The Office

S3 · E5 · Initiation Comedy

Initiation

Dwight puts the new sales guy through an outrageous series of tests during his first sales trip, while corporate asks Michael to log his daily activities.

20:35 35m

The Office

S3 · E6 · Diwali Comedy

Diwali

Michael encourages the staff to celebrate the Hindu Festival of Lights; Andy talks Jim into a late-night drinking game while working overnight.

21:10 35m

The Office

S3 · E8 · The Merger Comedy

The Merger

A merger between the Scranton and Stamford branches brings old friends back together and presents new challenges to Michael and Dwight.

21:45 35m

The Office

S3 · E9 · The Convict Comedy

The Convict

The staff begins comparing office life to prison after learning that one of their new co-workers is an ex-convict; Andy makes a play for Pam.

22:20 35m

The Office

S3 · E10 · A Benihana Christmas, Part 1 Comedy

A Benihana Christmas, Part 1

Andy takes Michael out after his girlfriend dumps him; tensions on the planning committee leads to the formation of rival Christmas parties.

22:55 35m

The Office

S3 · E11 · A Benihana Christmas, Part 2 Comedy

A Benihana Christmas, Part 2

Andy takes Michael out after his girlfriend dumps him; tensions on the planning committee leads to the formation of rival Christmas parties.

23:30 30m

The Office

S3 · E12 · Back From Vacation Comedy

Back From Vacation

Michael's insistence upon finding a relaxed, new attitude is quickly tested when a risqué photograph from his recent vacation makes its way to everyone.