Comedy Central TV Guide — Thursday, 14 May 2026

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for Thursday, 14 May 2026. 47 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 35m

The Daily Show

S31 · E61 · May 13, 2026 Comedy

May 13, 2026

Contributors join the host to conduct intimate interviews and discuss current events in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more.

00:35 27m

Family Guy

S18 · E20 · Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) Comedy

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Principal Shepherd moves in to live with the Griffin family; Brian decides to sue Stewie for making him an oafish character in Stewie's book series.

01:02 28m

Family Guy

S19 · E1 · Stewie's First Word Comedy

Stewie's First Word

The other mothers around Quahog shun Lois when Stewie's first spoken word is a swear word, which leads Lois to investigate the source of her son's foul mouth.

01:30 30m

Family Guy

The Talented Mr. Stewie Comedy

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Stewie's relationship with Rupert is destroyed when he discovers that Chris was Rupert's previous owner, which leaves Stewie compelled to take action.

02:00 30m

Family Guy

S19 · E3 · Boys & Squirrels Comedy

Boys & Squirrels

Peter gets injured by a chainsaw accident and must get his spine realigned by a chiropractor, which brings him back to his proper height.

02:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E1 · Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Comedy

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

A strange, unexplainable phenomena originating from Cartman's backside leads the boys to think he has become a victim of an alien abduction.

03:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E3 · Weight Gain 4000 Comedy

Weight Gain 4000

Wendy pitches a hissy fit after Cartman's plagiarized essay wins a national contest; Mr. Garrison comes to grips with a haunting childhood memory.

03:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E2 · Volcano Comedy

Volcano

Stan's Uncle Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip, unaware the town's dormant volcano is on the verge of erupting; Cartman tries to invent an urban legend.

04:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E4 · Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan tries to come to grips with his dog's homosexuality; Uncle Jimbo takes desperate steps to ensure the Cows will win their upcoming football game.

04:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E5 · An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Comedy

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

The kids turn to Chef for genetics advice after deciding they want to mate a pot-bellied pig and an elephant in order to teach a smarmy classmate a lesson.

05:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E6 · Death Comedy

Death

Stan's elderly grandfather tries to trick the boys into killing him; the parents of South Park band together to protest a profane cartoon, Terrance and Phillip.

05:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E7 · Pink Eye Comedy

Pink Eye

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E10 · Damien Comedy

Damien

Cartman is completely outraged when Satan and Jesus schedule an apocalyptic pay-per-view battle that threatens to overshadow his birthday party.

06:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E8 · Starvin' Marvin Comedy

Starvin' Marvin

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.

07:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E9 · Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Comedy

Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

Kyle feels left out for not celebrating Christmas and tries to teach everyone about his belief in Mr. Hankey, a magical piece of talking fecal matter.

07:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E11 · Tom's Rhinoplasty Comedy

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Wendy plots revenge when Stan falls in love with the substitute teacher; Mr. Garrison gets a nose job that makes him look like David Hasselhoff.

08:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E12 · Mecha Streisand Comedy

Mecha Streisand

The boys unwittingly provide Barbara Streisand with the source of ultimate power, and it is up to Sidney Poitier, Leonard Maltin, and Robert Smith to stop her.

08:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E13 · Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Cartman traverses South Park in a desperate search to locate his biological father; Stan and Kyle stand poised to win "America's Funniest Videos."

09:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E2 · Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

A mysterious figure guns down Dr. Mephisto moments before he can reveal the identity of Cartman's father; South Park is plagued by a mammoth snowstorm.

09:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E1 · Not Without My Anus Comedy

Not Without My Anus

Saddam Hussein is planning a hostile attack on the country of Canada, forcing Terrance and Phillip to try to save Canada from his plan of destruction.

10:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E4 · Chickenlover Comedy

Chickenlover

The citizens discover that Officer Barbrady cannot read, forcing him to go back to school with the boys, while someone starts having sex with chickens.

10:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E3 · Ike's Wee Wee Comedy

Ike's Wee Wee

Kyle starts to panic after learning what will happen to Ike during an upcoming Bris; Mr. Mackey suddenly falls prey to drug and alcohol abuse.

11:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E5 · Conjoined Fetus Lady Comedy

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Kyle's mother decides to raise awareness about the school nurse's morbid medical condition; the school dodgeball team heads to International Finals in China.

11:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E6 · The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Comedy

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

The boys invent a horrifying monster to get even with Ned and Uncle Jimbo for providing them with false information about Vietnam for a school report.

Daytime

12:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E7 · City on the Edge of Forever Comedy

City on the Edge of Forever

A bus crash results in a trip down memory lane for its passengers, including some "sticky situations"; Mr. Mackey counsels the kids' parents.

12:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E8 · Summer Sucks Comedy

Summer Sucks

As citizens of South Park prepare for the Fourth of July, a law is declared making fireworks illegal throughout the town, causing the boys to hate summer.

13:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E9 · Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls Comedy

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Mr. Hankey implores Kyle to staunch the onslaught of independent filmmakers before they do irrevocable harm to the South Park sewage system.

13:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E10 · Chickenpox Comedy

Chickenpox

Cartman's mother develops a secret plan to give all the boys chickenpox by sending them to Kenny's house for a sleepover, but Kyle remains immune.

14:00 30m

South Park

S2 · E11 · Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods Comedy

Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

The boys go on a school field trip to the planetarium, where Cartman starts to act strangely, leading Stan and Kyle to investigate the situation.

14:30 30m

South Park

S2 · E12 · Clubhouses Comedy

Clubhouses

The boys build rival clubhouses in hopes of playing a game of "Truth or Dare" with the girls, while Stan deals with his parents' separation.

15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E23 · The Wait Out Comedy

The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine do their best to nurse the dissolution of the marriage they were both waiting out; Kramer takes to wearing really tight jeans.

15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S7 · E24 · The Invitations Comedy

The Invitations

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E1 · The Foundation Comedy

The Foundation

George's dreams of personal time are shattered when he is roped into heading a foundation for the memory of Susan; Kramer spars with children in Karate class.

16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E2 · The Soul Mate Comedy

The Soul Mate

Kramer finds a soul mate, who unfortunately is also Jerry's latest girlfriend; Elaine's new boyfriend gets a vasectomy to prove how much he doesn't want kids.

17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E3 · The Bizarro Jerry Comedy

The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine hangs out with Kevin and his friends, who are strangely similar to Jerry and company; Jerry dates a girl with man hands; Kramer takes care of business.

17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E4 · The Little Kicks Comedy

The Little Kicks

Elaine embarrasses herself at a company party by dancing horribly; George plays a bad seed to attract a girl; Jerry gets caught up in bootlegging movies.

Evening

18:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E24 · Heavy Competition Comedy

Heavy Competition

Dwight's loyalty to Michael is tested when he finds a personal hero in Charles; Andy attempts to provide for all of Jim's emotional needs.

18:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E25 · Broke Comedy

Broke

Michael's new company struggles to make early morning deliveries; the office tries to get their expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the policy.

19:00 30m

The Office

S5 · E26 · Casual Friday Comedy

Casual Friday

Michael mediates a dispute that could tear apart his new sales team; several employees take "casual" Fridays too loosely, ruining it for others.

19:30 30m

The Office

S5 · E27 · Cafe Disco Comedy

Cafe Disco

Michael brings coffee and dancing to the office after getting into the cafe-disco scene; Pam and Jim decide to take a secret trip.

20:00 35m

The Office

S5 · E28 · Company Picnic Comedy

Company Picnic

Michael and Holly are reunited at the annual company picnic, and Michael has big plans for her; the staff competes in the volleyball tournament.

20:35 35m

The Office

S6 · E1 · Gossip Comedy

Gossip

Michael feels left out when he realizes everyone is gossiping about the summer interns, so he searches for gossip; Andy struggles with heterosexuality.

21:10 35m

The Office

S6 · E2 · The Meeting Comedy

The Meeting

A request by Jim leaves Michael feeling insecure and defensive; Pam deals with the guest list; Dwight gets Toby to investigate Darryl's worker's claim.

21:45 35m

The Office

S6 · E3 · The Promotion Comedy

The Promotion

David announces not everyone will receive a raise; Dwight seeks allies against Jim; Pam asks for cash instead of wedding gifts from her guests.

22:20 35m

The Office

S6 · E4 · Niagara, Part 1 Comedy

Niagara, Part 1

The staff travels to Niagara Falls, where they celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Dwight, Michael and Andy hope to hook up with some of the guests.

22:55 35m

The Office

S6 · E5 · Niagara, Part 2 Comedy

Niagara, Part 2

The staff travels to Niagara Falls, where they celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Dwight, Michael and Andy hope to hook up with some of the guests.

23:30 30m

The Office

S6 · E6 · Mafia Comedy

Mafia

Michael meets with an insurance salesman, and Dwight and Andy are able to convince him that the man was a member of the mafia; Erin ruins Pam's painting.