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One of Brian's old friends tries to talk him into getting neutered; Lois defies Peter's wishes and gets a pixie cut, which makes Peter try to out-embarrass her.

Peter gets grounded by Lois for getting a secret credit card, but he forms an escape plan to make a tunnel that leads all the way to The Drunken Clam.

In the future, Stewie enjoys a life of wealth and leisure until Brian throws his retirement plans awry when he delivers news that Peter is dying.

Jealous of the friendship between Tolkien and Kyle, Cartman decides to do something about it.

The Prince of Canada and his wife arrive in South Park to find privacy and peace after being attacked by the Canadian media.

The citizens of South Park discover the wonders of Japanese toilets.

A school cheating scandal completely bewilders Stan.

The boys renovate a building and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.

Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

When ICE detains Randy Marsh's Hispanic workers, he's left with only Towlie on staff, and together they get creative to keep their business afloat.

Butters needs to purchase a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday and learns the realities of tariffs.

Cleveland takes energy pills to earn vacation time to go on a cruise, but his addiction forces him into rehab and his attempt to escape to the cruise goes wrong

Cleveland decides to find a new father figure and goes head-to-head against his father and Cleveland Jr. in a two-man golf tournament.

When Cleveland is labeled "The Whitest Man in America," he wants to learn about his roots, and is reunited with his former nanny, a very high class woman.

When Cleveland develops a friendship with his female co-worker, Donna gets jealous; Rallo and Cleveland Jr. make a music video at Cleveland's workplace.

Cleveland Jr. is kicked out of scouts when Rallo's prank goes too far; Cleveland takes control and threatens to send Rallo to juvenile detention.

Kyle and Cartman disagree about a prediction markets app popular with other students.

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

Peter Thiel takes Cartman to Washington as the birth of the Antichrist nears.

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

The citizens of South Park must deal with a seemingly unending amount of challenges during the pandemic.

The boys attempt to get their schoolteacher immunized with a COVID-19 vaccine, but a group of militants tries to stop them from reaching their goal.

As citizens of South Park prepare for the Fourth of July, a law is declared making fireworks illegal throughout the town, causing the boys to hate summer.

Mr. Hankey implores Kyle to staunch the onslaught of independent filmmakers before they do irrevocable harm to the South Park sewage system.

Cartman's mother develops a secret plan to give all the boys chickenpox by sending them to Kenny's house for a sleepover, but Kyle remains immune.

Kramer and Newman invent a lucrative recycling scheme for Mother's Day; Jerry has trouble with his auto mechanic; Elaine buys Kennedy's golf clubs for Peterman.

Kramer aborts the recycling mission when Jerry's stolen car is spotted; Newman gets into hot water when he has a moment of weakness with a farmer's daughter.

While shopping for wedding invitations, George opts for cheaper envelopes, which have disastrous consequences; Jerry meets the girl of his dreams.

George's dreams of personal time are shattered when he is roped into heading a foundation for the memory of Susan; Kramer spars with children in Karate class.

Kramer finds a soul mate, who unfortunately is also Jerry's latest girlfriend; Elaine's new boyfriend gets a vasectomy to prove how much he doesn't want kids.

Elaine hangs out with Kevin and his friends, who are strangely similar to Jerry and company; Jerry dates a girl with man hands; Kramer takes care of business.

Dwight decides to take over as acting manager, and during his reign he employs draconian tactics in the office; Gabe tries to win Erin back.

The staff of Dundler Mifflin discovers the new CEO's notebook, and it includes all of their names; the staff begins a frenzy of speculation.

Robert California challenges the office to double their sales and suddenly everyone gets motivated to sell; Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend.

The warehouse guys win the lotto and quit; Andy and Darryl search for new warehouse employees while Jim, Erin, Dwight and Kevin get a taste of warehouse life.

Andy throws a garden party to impress Robert California, which Dwight thinks he's made a classy event, but Andy's family attends and makes him feel self-doubt.

Erin has a hard time trying to make the Halloween party at the office exactly how Andy and Robert California want; Jim and Pam debate whether ghosts are real.

Dwight takes it upon himself to help with overall office efficiency by installing a doomsday device that will get them all fired if they find too many slip-ups.

When Pam takes maternity leave, she has Dwight try to prove that Jim finds her temp attractive; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band.

Attempting to motivate and inspire everyone in the office, Andy decides to take them on a field trip to Gettysburg; those who stay behind brainstorm for ideas.

Robert California brings his wife into the office and tries to find a position in which she can work; Dwight opens up a gym inside the building.

Andy shoots for the best holidays ever by trying to fulfill the wishes of everyone in the office; Robert California seeks solace through drinking.

Andy desperately searches for a way to follow through with his goal of doubling office sales; Dwight visits Sabre headquarters for an opportunity.

After Robert decides to sell his mansion following his divorce, Kevin convinces him to have an office pool party; Erin tries to make Andy jealous.

Jim returns after being away for jury duty and a curious Dwight will not stop questioning Jim about the case; Angela and the Senator welcome their new baby.

Peter gets injured by a chainsaw accident and must get his spine realigned by a chiropractor, which brings him back to his proper height.

Peter inadvertently becomes an authentic gangster due to the confusion he has over Joe's request for Peter become his daughter's godfather.

Meg begins making plans to marry an unlikely resident of Quahog; Peter loses his arms during an adventure to make the most of a new vest he wears.

Lois and Peter disagree with each other about who should be Quahog's next mayor, which prompts Peter to search for late Mayor Adam West's cousin.

A strange, unexplainable phenomena originating from Cartman's backside leads the boys to think he has become a victim of an alien abduction.

Wendy pitches a hissy fit after Cartman's plagiarized essay wins a national contest; Mr. Garrison comes to grips with a haunting childhood memory.

Stan's Uncle Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip, unaware the town's dormant volcano is on the verge of erupting; Cartman tries to invent an urban legend.

The kids turn to Chef for genetics advice after deciding they want to mate a pot-bellied pig and an elephant in order to teach a smarmy classmate a lesson.

Stan's elderly grandfather tries to trick the boys into killing him; the parents of South Park band together to protest a profane cartoon, Terrance and Phillip.

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.

Cartman is completely outraged when Satan and Jesus schedule an apocalyptic pay-per-view battle that threatens to overshadow his birthday party.

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.