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Peter is asked to step in and play the mall Santa for the time being, until he realizes that Santa can get away with anything and gets drunk with power.

Football player Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots moves into the house behind the Griffins and befriends the guys; Stewie takes up beekeeping.

After Quagmire discovers the dating app Tinder, Peter, Joe and Cleveland must intervene to stop him from succumbing to his own hedonism.

The boys invent a horrifying monster to get even with Ned and Uncle Jimbo for providing them with false information about Vietnam for a school report.

A bus crash results in a trip down memory lane for its passengers, including some "sticky situations"; Mr. Mackey counsels the kids' parents.

As citizens of South Park prepare for the Fourth of July, a law is declared making fireworks illegal throughout the town, causing the boys to hate summer.

Mr. Hankey implores Kyle to staunch the onslaught of independent filmmakers before they do irrevocable harm to the South Park sewage system.

Cartman's mother develops a secret plan to give all the boys chickenpox by sending them to Kenny's house for a sleepover, but Kyle remains immune.

The boys go on a school field trip to the planetarium, where Cartman starts to act strangely, leading Stan and Kyle to investigate the situation.

The boys build rival clubhouses in hopes of playing a game of "Truth or Dare" with the girls, while Stan deals with his parents' separation.

During the town's annual Cow Days Festival, the cattle are transfixed by a new idol, and a head injury increases Cartman's prowess at bull riding.

After being sued by Capitalist Records for obtaining rights to a song he wrote, Chef is forced to raise money to hire Johnny Cochran as his lawyer.

Donna is injured after Cleveland attempts to hold a charity event, and he is forced to take over the chores; Rallo decides to try and scare his friends.

Rallo spends the weekend at a retirement home, where one of the residents teaches him about Hanukkah, and Rallo tries to rekindle the holiday spirit.

Cleveland discovers Rallo's talent for a rodeo-like sport, but Donna worries about the dangers; Cleveland Jr. gets jealous and attempts sabotage.

Donna worries about how she and Roberta have grown apart, and when Cleveland criticizes her, she decides to let him deal with Roberta on his own.

Cleveland thinks having Tim as a boss will be a good thing, but it turns into an issue after a scheduling conflict; Rallo uses the class pet to his advantage.

During Halloween, Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo returns and gives Stan a present, an evil fish that Stan believes is murdering people throughout the town.

A jittery new classmate is assigned to help the boys draft a school report, but the boy seems more concerned with the theft of his underpants.

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by making them join an environmentalist choir tour, in which they travel to Costa Rica to try and save the rainforest.

The mayor asks Stan's dad to discover why people in the town are randomly bursting into flames; Cartman faces a harrowing, three-day ordeal.

Stan, Kyle and Cartman attempt to determine whether Tweek or Craig is tougher by convincing the two boys to have a fight after school.

Cartman's newfound prehistoric pal irritates the heck out of the citizens of South Park; Ned copes with the loss of his electronic voice box.

The school district goes broke after Cartman and Kyle's dad's sexual harassment lawsuit against Stan leads everyone in the school to get litigious.

Cartman wages war against Stan's sister after she is hired to babysit him on the night of a freak meteor shower; the family cat goes into heat.

A hot tub allows Gerald and Randy's latent homosexual tendencies to bubble to the surface; Stan is forced to spend time with unpopular students.

Kenny, Kyle and Ike suddenly encounter the soap sculpture-obsessed spirit of Moses while attending at a boy scout-like camp for Jewish children.

When the kids of South Park discover a popular Japanese toy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny attempt to persuade their parents into buying them their own.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

The boys meet a pair of home-schooled kids at the town spelling bee and open their eyes to a wider world that is more dangerous than they imagined.

Stan's grandfather holds the key to defeating the Southern forces after Cartman uses schnapps to transform a military re-enactment into a second Civil War.

The boys travels with their class to the first-ever "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison is forced to confront demons.

Cartman is suddenly sentenced to decades in juvenile hall after the FBI registers his "friendly" attack on Token as a racially-motivated hate crime.

When Cartman receives two dollars from the Tooth Fairy, the boys devise a plan to stick as many teeth as they can fit under Cartman's pillow.

The boys discover a family of 8-year-old quintuplets from Romania, who perform gymnastics and end up staying in the Marsh's home, where they are loved.

Cartman and the gang fake having ADD after realizing a handicapped student, misdiagnosed with the disease, is getting assigned less homework.

Pip meets Estella when he gets a job at the Havesham Estate and is given a chance to go to London, where she plans to use his tears for an evil scheme.

Cartman meets up with an entire room of older devotees as a result of looking for new friends on the Internet; Kenny learns his mother is pregnant.

Kyle's kidney transplant is drastically hindered by Cartman's continuous selfishness and by a craze for new age medicine that is sweeping the town.

Chef suddenly declares that South Park's town flag is racist, leading Cartman and Wendy to take his side, while Stan and Kyle oppose his claim.

The boys start a popular boy band and land a gig at South Park's mall, but they run into problems when Randy Marsh won't allow Stan to participate.

The boys begin to fear for Timmy's eternal soul after hearing Priest Maxi's fire and brimstone sermon about the importance of confessing sins.

Cartman finally reveals the true motivation behind his flourishing religious movement; Satan devises a strange plan to reconcile with Saddam.