Kyle's mother decides to raise awareness about the school nurse's morbid medical condition; the school dodgeball team heads to International Finals in China.
As citizens of South Park prepare for the Fourth of July, a law is declared making fireworks illegal throughout the town, causing the boys to hate summer.
Leela's wedding day arrives, as the aliens plan to buy the entire planet and banish all of its residents to Neptune, which would lead to a space war for Earth.
Leslie discovers that her department's budget is about to be cut and she persuades a councilman to make the cuts elsewhere, but her actions affect her campaign.
Leslie's campaign for the 2012 Pawnee City Council finally culminates during the televised debate with her opponent, Bobby Newport; Ron saves a donor party.
During her bus tour on the final day of her City Council campaign, Leslie is shocked to find out that a very important person in Pawnee has passed away.
Leslie and Andy travel to Washington D.C. to visit Ben and April, but when Leslie gets to meet two of her idols, she starts to feel overwhelmed by the city.
Michael and Jan invite Pam and Jim over for dinner, and after finding they have run out of excuses to avoid the event, they decide to accept their invite.
Kevin and Andy's attempt to win back Dunder Mifflin's stolen parking spaces lands them in a standoff with the five other businesses in the office park.
Michael and Dwight meet up with Ryan and his friends for a night out in New York; Jim tries to concoct a plan that will keep everyone from working on Saturday.
When the local college hosts a job fair, Michael seeks out new recruits for the summer intern program; Jim tries to reel in the biggest client of his career.
Michael and Phyllis continue to organize Toby's going away party; Jim's planned proposal hits a snag, but he gets the last laugh in his feud with Ryan.
Weight loss incentives cause the employees to become obsessed with their weight; Michael desperately tries to break the ice between him and his new HR rep.
Weight loss incentives cause the employees to become obsessed with their weight; Michael desperately tries to break the ice between him and his new HR rep.
Michael begins practicing for the birth of Jan's baby by having Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios with him; Michael pretends to dislike Holly.
Michael helps Pam get a job at corporate; Michael and Holly's date gets off to an early start; Michael holds an auction to replace items lost in a robbery.
Pam is embarrassed that she's the only one in costume at corporate for Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight torments Andy.
One of Brian's old friends tries to talk him into getting neutered; Lois defies Peter's wishes and gets a pixie cut, which makes Peter try to out-embarrass her.
Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.