Cleveland Brown strolls back into town but is immediately prohibited from spending his time with Peter after Lois and Donna wind up in a big altercation.
The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
The boys are sentenced to Tolerance Camp after they complain about Mr. Garrison's scheme to use his gay lifestyle to get fired from teaching the fourth grade.
The boys' successful retrieval of a kidnapped doll gets the attention of a big-city police department, which assigns them to bust a crystal meth operation.
Cleveland volunteers to go with Roberta on a college visit to his alma mater on Homecoming Weekend; Rallo helps Cleveland sleep without his stuffed animal.
When a girl at church catches Cleveland Jr.'s attention, he volunteers for a church trip; another member confronts Cleveland Jr. about his motives in attending.
Cartman dresses up like a robot and moves in with Butters to learn all his secrets and use them against him; the Army believes Cartman is a secret weapon.
Kyle and Cartman spar over their proposals when People for Ethical Treatment of Animals pressures South Park Elementary to drop the cow as its school mascot.
A secret from the gang's past comes back to haunt them when a former friend is released from a juvenile prison after taking the fall for their shenanigans.
Wendy is treated like an outcast when she refuses to embrace the promiscuous lifestyle popularized by Paris Hilton; the Stotches ponder Butters' future.
Elaine's hatred of the movie "The English Patient" gets her fired; Kramer hires Dominicans to roll Cuban cigars; Jerry grapples with the Mandelbaum family.
George's girlfriend is big on the phrase "yada yada", allowing her to skip over dubious social anecdotes; Jerry is irked by his dentist's religious conversion.
After receiving a severance package from the Yankees, George decides to take a few months off and initiates "The Summer of George"; Kramer wins a Tony award.
Kramer takes to using butter as a skin moisturizer until he accidentally cooks himself sunbathing; Elaine and Putty return from their journey to Europe.
The staff plans a haunted house for local children; Michael falls into a koi pond during a business meeting; Pam and Andy try cold calling to improve sales.
Michael gets honored on stage at the shareholder meeting, and he brings along Andy, Dwight, and Oscar; Jim has a hard time getting Ryan to do any work.
Michael is outraged after Jim lets Phyllis take the role of Santa at the office party; Jim and Dwight work to promote the holiday spirit; Oscar has a crush.
A potential buyer comes in, and Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam attempt to impress him with their high profile contacts; Michael reminisces on memorable moments.
Michael thinks he impressed the new boss but learns that someone else caught her eye; Dwight makes trouble for Jim on his first day back; Andy and Erin's date.
The Griffins flee to Springfield, and they are greeted by the Simpsons; Stewie and Bart cause trouble with a slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone.
Peter helps Joe become an author, but tensions rise as Peter begins to take total control of the book, and at the same time Brian works out excessively.
The rest of the town takes a cue from Mr. Garrison and decides to get in touch with their feminine side; Kyle hopelessly fails trying to play basketball.
Kenny becomes the center of media attention after medical science threatens to prevent his soul from leading Heaven's defense against Satan's overwhelming army.
The boys fake Butters' death and reintroduce him to the girls as Marjorine so he can infiltrate a slumber party and learn about a fortune-telling device.