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Middle-aged Beavis takes too many old-people medications; on a mission to Earth, Smart Beavis and Butt-Head make a discovery.

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

Peter Thiel takes Cartman to Washington as the birth of the Antichrist nears.

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.

The boys hope a machine built by two Star Trek nerds will allow them to travel in time back to the third grade; Mr. Garrison makes a shocking announcement.

Cartman buys a brand new trapper keeper for school, which blows Kyle's notebook out of the water, but a stranger announces that it will take over the world.

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

Kenny's outlandish stunts make him a reality television sensation; Cartman starts a snack black market at a weight loss camp for overweight children.

Kyle begins to make baseless accusations about his parents' sexual proclivities after they forbid him to attend an upcoming hardcore rock concert.

The distinct utterance of a profane word on a popular television program heralds the arrival of the conservative Knights of Standards and Practices.

Cleveland tries to help Holt find someone to spend his life with; Cleveland Jr. and Rallo wait eagerly for the birth of Rallo's pet fish.

Cleveland's attempts to teach Junior responsibility erupt in a father-son feud; Roberta competes with a rich girl and gets more than she bargained for.

Cleveland and Donna go on an overdue honeymoon, but when his friends tag along, Cleveland must choose between them and his wife.

After being mugged at an ATM and injured, Cleveland lets the attention go to his head; Roberta attempts to take advantage of Rallo by lying to him.

Cleveland's new diet has some unexpected repercussions; Quagmire pays a visit to Cleveland in order to deliver some upsetting news.

Cartman loses his sense of humor after pulling the ultimate prank with Kenny's cheeky school photo; Butters is grounded for his unacceptable behavior.

Mr. Garrison gets sick of the airline industry's long lines and constantly delayed flights, so he decides to build his own transportation device.

An influx of wealthy African-Americans worries the middle-class citizens of the town; Token moves into the zoo after being shunned by both rich and poor kids.

Cartman pleads with United States Congress to make his potentially life-saving stem-cell research legal, as Kenny struggles through a terminal illness.

A marital dispute between Butters' parents leads them to try and rid themselves of Butters and to create a support group for notable murder suspects.

The boys sign Butters up for a talk show in order to get a prize, but when they learn that it can't be shared, Cartman takes matters into his own hands.

Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the boys hatch a plan to get free food from their favorite restaurant by fattening Butters up.

Dreams of a free vacation to Aspen turn into living nightmares when the parents are sucked into a condo presentation and the kids cope with ski challengers.

The boys, excited about the Terrance and Phillip film, sit in front of the TV to catch a glimpse of the movie by watching the trailer during a commercial break.

The boys take a field trip to a local slaughterhouse in South Park, where they discover the origins of veal; Stan battles a life-threatening illness.

Father Maxi heads to the Vatican to attend a conference on the recent troubles faced by the Catholic Church; the townspeople find an innovative way to eat food.

Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.

Leslie decides that the employees of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department must work with their city government counterparts in Eagleton.

A minor scandal breaks out in Pawnee and Leslie is forced to go on damage control when it blows out of proportion; Ben tries to encourage Ron to write a Will.

An emergency late-night filibuster forces Leslie to make an early exit from birthday party she had thrown for Ben; Ron and Donna decide to go hunting together.

A recall vote occurs on the day of Halloween, while Leslie is trying to prepare a haunted house; Tom convinces Ron to help him save Rent-A-Swag.

Leslie hosts an NFL Play 60 event while trying to add fluoride to Pawnees drinking water; Chris and Ron build cribs for their future children.

Leslie and Councilman Jamm duke it out in a very long negotiation session; Ben takes on a new hobby out of boredom while he is in between jobs.

Michael acts on horrible advice and brings a stripper to a wedding shower being held in honor of Phyllis; Karen talks with Pam about her relationship with Jim.

Phyllis quickly regrets her decision to allow Michael to participate in her wedding after he repeatedly embarrasses her; Pam remembers her own wedding plans.

Ryan asks Michael to come to his business school as a guest speaker; when a bat gets loose inside the office, Dwight goes into combat mode; Pam's art show.

While attending a business party, Michael and Jan admit their relationship, and Jim encounter's Karen's ex-boyfriend; everyone else decides to go to happy hour.

Darryl holds a meeting with Michael to discuss the opportunity for a pay raise; after Pam makes her confession to Roy, Jim is left to deal with the outcome.

Andy returns from anger management with a new outlook on life; Michael and Dwight begin teaching safety lessons to their co-workers to prepare them for danger.

An offensive watermark affects a large shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper and causes commotion in the office; prom invitations were printed on the paper.

Phyllis' coworkers express their anger when she falls victim to a flasher; Michael decides to take the women out; Dwight and Andy track the offender.

When Michael is asked to apply for a job at corporate, he decides that his promotion is guaranteed and moves on to find his replacement with a competition.

Michael, Jim and Karen have their final interviews for a position at Corporate; Dwight, enjoying his leadership, implements major changes in Scranton.

Michael, Jim and Karen have their final interviews for a position in Corporate; Dwight, enjoying his leadership, implements major changes in Scranton.

When Lois and her mother, Babs, go out for a relaxing spa day, Peter is stuck with entertaining Lois' father, Carter; the guys are duped by an email scam.

When Peter is introduced to the world of phone apps, he becomes obsessed and overloads his phone with them before purchasing a new phone with more storage.

Peter decides to sleep in the attic instead of his bed after Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bedroom due to the nightmares he's been having.

Meg starts working at a retirement home, and begins stealing from the residents; when Chris discovers what Meg is doing, he wants in on the action.

While trying to prevent Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from revising "Raiders of the Lost Ark," the boys inadvertently free a serial killer.

Bebe begins to consider breast reduction surgery after realizing her blossoming womanhood is igniting primal emotions within her male classmates.

In an attempt to keep their children safe from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park to surround the city.

Stan, Kyle and Cartman become media darlings when they attempt to construct a ladder to heaven in hope of asking Kenny about a winning contest ticket.

The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.

The boys are sentenced to Tolerance Camp after they complain about Mr. Garrison's scheme to use his gay lifestyle to get fired from teaching the fourth grade.

Chef's mother attempts to exorcise Kenny's spirit from Eric Cartman's body; Stan and Kyle decide to debunk the popular clairvoyant, John Edward.

A mysterious figure claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in the town of South Park to warn his child counterpart of the dangers of drugs.

Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.

Officer Barbrady is forced to turn to an imprisoned juvenile delinquent for advice when the art teacher's house becomes covered in toiler paper.