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One of Brian's old friends tries to talk him into getting neutered; Lois defies Peter's wishes and gets a pixie cut, which makes Peter try to out-embarrass her.

Peter gets grounded by Lois for getting a secret credit card, but he forms an escape plan to make a tunnel that leads all the way to The Drunken Clam.

In the future, Stewie enjoys a life of wealth and leisure until Brian throws his retirement plans awry when he delivers news that Peter is dying.

Peter inadvertently becomes a key figure in a movement for racial justice when he is forced to kneel due to constipation during the national anthem.

Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.

Butters needs to purchase a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday and learns the realities of tariffs.

When ICE detains Randy Marsh's Hispanic workers, he's left with only Towlie on staff, and together they get creative to keep their business afloat.

When Mr. Mackey loses his job, he desperately tries to find a new way to make a living.

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

During Halloween, Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo returns and gives Stan a present, an evil fish that Stan believes is murdering people throughout the town.

Leslie must negotiate with her fellow councilmen in order to pass a new law extending the community pool hours; Ron meets a local mom.

Leslie attempts to teach sex ed after an STD outbreak; Tom tries to adjust to a life without gadgets; Ben and April meet the local congressman.

A new job offer is given to Ben, causing Leslie to contemplate about what lies in their future; Ron and Andy decide to take Diane's kids trick-or-treating.

Leslie prepares to meet Ben's divorced parents for the first time; Tom gets help from Jean-Ralphio as the duo prepare to pitch Ron a new business idea.

Leslie and April argue when April attempts to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park; Tom tries to launch a new business venture and asks Ben for help doing so.

Dwight and Jim get the results of the annual customer survey report; Pam and Jim use their Bluetooth phones; Angela and Andy's wedding location.

Andy and Oscar form an unlikely friendship when Michael brings them on his trip to Canada; Jim counts the days until Pam's return.

An unknown culprit makes a huge mess in the microwave and refuses to come forward; Michael realizes personnel changes have been made without his knowledge.

Michael turns to his staff for suggestions on how best to spend a budget surplus; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to the farm to work on their wedding plans.

A college freshman is convinced to join her school's all-girls a cappella group, which is striving to redeem itself months after an embarrassing loss.

After a mishap, the members of an all-female collegiate a cappella group enter an international competition that no American group has ever won.

The Bellas find their prospects as professional singers limited in the real world, until they receive an opportunity to reunite for an overseas USO tour.

Meredith's hair catches on fire at Phyllis' Moroccan-themed Christmas party; Dwight corners the market on a popular Christmas toy.

Michael spills the beans to Andy about Angela's affair; Michael worries about being called down to corporate for a meeting with Wallace.

Michael and Dwight go undercover to carry out some industrial sabotage on a rival paper company; the staff debates Hilary Swank's attractiveness.

Dwight, upset by his co-workers' disregard toward his safety advice, stages a fire in the office, but his actions lead to an unforeseen disaster.

Michael learns that he is the source of his employees' stress, so he organizes a no-holds-barred roast of himself, but his feelings are hurt by what he hears.

Michael goes on a speaking tour to explain Scranton's relative success; Dwight and Jim forget a birthday; Andy falls for someone he should not.

Michael and Pam continue their tour of the branches; Dwight and Jim struggle with party planning with a grumpy staff; Angela's new cat causes a stir.

Michael meets a woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin pair up with women at a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam are banished for being overly affectionate.

Michael's latest scheme throws the office into chaos when he decides to put special tickets in packages of paper that can be redeemed for discounts.

Michael's plans for his 15th anniversary party are squashed by a new, no-nonsense Vice President; Jim's prank on Dwight has some unexpected results.

Peter is forced to work from home due to his uncontrollable sweating; Stewie and Chris make a fake crowdfunding campaign to pay for damage they caused.

Peter falls into a coma in the aftermath of a car accident, which occurs after he develops a sudden passion for music from Van Halen.

Meg goes along with a report that she had had died in a car crash to start a new life, which leads the family to learn what their lives are like without her.

The Griffin family re-envisions three different stories from the Bible while they are stuck inside a hotel room during a raging storm.

Beavis and Butt-Head use pepper spray as men's cologne; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head try to move a new couch into their home.

Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.

A jittery new classmate is assigned to help the boys draft a school report, but the boy seems more concerned with the theft of his underpants.

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by making them join an environmentalist choir tour, in which they travel to Costa Rica to try and save the rainforest.

The mayor asks Stan's dad to discover why people in the town are randomly bursting into flames; Cartman faces a harrowing, three-day ordeal.

Stan, Kyle and Cartman attempt to determine whether Tweek or Craig is tougher by convincing the two boys to have a fight after school.