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Carter invests in the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to save some money by cutting corners in production, but Peter hears the plan and informs the media.

Peter is asked to step in and play the mall Santa for the time being, until he realizes that Santa can get away with anything and gets drunk with power.

Stan becomes addicted to the Terrance and Phillip mobile game; meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are feeling bad about the money they're making.

The boys struggle with reality after Butters becomes convinced that he is living in a virtual reality, and when he goes rogue, he wreaks havoc.

Kenny excels at Magic: The Gathering; Wendy realizes that Stan's guy friends will always come first after trying to get Stan to pay her attention.

Kyle feels like a new generation is passing him by; meanwhile, the Marsh family is in trouble after Stan spends too much money on "freemium" games.

Kyle wants to create an extravagant televised holiday special, teaming up with some of the best in the entertainment industry; holograms are still on the loose.

Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny convey their feelings of respect for transgender television personality and retired athlete Caitlyn Jenner.

Mr. Garrison comes to the conclusion that a wall should be built in order to prevent undocumented immigrants from entering without legal permission.

The residents of South Park, Colo., are faced with the effects of their town's gentrification; Kenny becomes convinced that he should try to find a job.

Cartman believes that he is South Park's preeminent web-based food critic and that his restaurant reviews are better than anyone else's.

Eric Cartman is forced to deal with society's ugly side when he experiences disrespectful situations on the sole basis of his physical appearance.

Tweek and Craig become the dreamy subjects of delightful illustrations that were drawn by the Asian girls at South Park Elementary.

After deliberating, the residents of South Park come to the conclusion that maintaining a police department is no longer necessary for their community.

Leslie organizes an impromptu Galentine's Day to find a suitable replacement for Ann; Ben faces unexpected complications trying to get the Unity Concert tents.

Leslie helps plan the local high school's senior prom, where Ron and Leslie fight for the summer internship of a promising young student.

Despite being stricken with the flu, Andy and Leslie continue to search for bands for the Unity Concert; Tom tries to find a sommelier for his restaurant.

Ben and Leslie organize a charity auction to raise the money they need for the Unity Concert; April helps Andy learn how to better manage his time.

During a convention in San Francisco, Leslie tries to decide whether she should take a job with the National Parks Service while Ben tries to get free Wi-Fi.

Leslie invites some of her coworkers to join her at her new job in Chicago during the Unity Concert and Andy considers reuniting Mouse Rat.

A radio executive finds himself in a battle to win the approval of his family when his wife's extreme ex-husband comes back into town.

Having accepted each other's existence, Brad and Dusty find that they now must combine their energies to cope with their visiting fathers during Christmas.

Two underachieving police officers are recruited to go undercover at a local high school to investigate and bust a synthetic drug ring.

Officers Schmidt and Jenko go deep undercover at a local college, but they find themselves in opposite places, they question their partnership.

Jimmy finds himself in a situation where his concept of journalistic ethics and values is in opposition to the beliefs espoused by PC Principal.

PC Principal's whereabouts are unknown after he vanishes with a pair of students who were enrolled in the fourth grade at South Park Elementary.

South Park residents feel less vulnerable with firearms; the town's gentrification forces Randy to look elsewhere; Kyle enters into a risky alliance.

Mr. Garrison continues his work along the campaign trail while an American Icon helps to give the National Anthem an updated sound.

The boys want to deal with Cartman while a terrorist plans to go international; Kyle's father safeguards his online identity while taking his abuse globally.

Police conduct an investigation when Cartman seemingly vanishes from social media; Gerald continues with his indiscriminate online bullying campaign.

Kyle tries to ease the tension between the guys and girls, but ends up making it worse; the boys finally rally together to make a stand for their rights.

Mr. Garrison offends women during his Presidential rally; the children start looking for Gerald; Gerald tries to prevent Denmark from launching TrollTrace.com.

A hacker targets an entire city in Colorado; Gerald and Cartman are under threat of having their entire past internet activity exposed to the general public.

PC Principal tries to create another opportunity for the boys and girls to come to a peace agreement; Gerald has a personal meeting with the Troll Hunter.

The President-elect takes a trip back to his hometown for a special visit.

Cartman believes that Heidi can help them all get to Mars because of her humor; Gerald attempts to protect himself by talking to the Troll Hunter.

Sheila looks at what Gerald has been doing online; Cartman tries to stop scientists from visiting Mars; Kyle and Ike try to protect the world from destruction.

Randy learns what it means to be a Caucasian person in modern society; protestors march the streets while armed with tiki torches and confederate flags.

South Park is threatened when North Korea takes aim at the town.

In a return to form, a forbidden romance between a Caucasian man and a Native American man unfolds.

Professor Chaos uses Facebook to spread misinformation about Coon, and when the boys try to save their reputation, they encounter Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.

A variety of entertainers and celebrities die due to a large amount of opiate overdoses, meanwhile Stan may be exposed as the source of the lethal drugs.

A witch at the traditional Halloween party curses the town of South Park, so Cartman carries out a plan to utilize her power to his advantage.

Kyle interferes with Cartman and Heidi's relationship by trying to persuade them to break up, which leads to some unexpected consequences.

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment may win them the first place prize at the annual science fair, as well as have implications that could save the world.