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Stan and Kyle learn the truth regarding Britney Spears' popularity when the beleaguered pop star relocates into their sleepy little mountain town.

In a tribute to the 1981 science fiction film "Heavy Metal," the boys stage a plot to save Kenny from the latest drug mania that is sweeping the town.

When Canada decides to go on a long and painful strike, the boys must resolve the problem; Danish citizens migrate to the U.S. to replace the Canadians.

Mrs. Garrison takes a leave of absence from South Park Elementary to reclaim her missing manhood; Cartman mentors students at an inner city school.

Stan's dad packs up the family sedan and takes the whole Marsh family out West after the nation's access to the World Wide Web mysteriously vanishes.

Mr. Garrison takes the class on a field trip to a living museum based around life in the 1800s; Cartman makes Butters go to the amusement park next door.

As the rest of the town mourns an attack on a beloved icon, Cartman dreams about the Olympics and discovers a clandestine plan by the Chinese.

Wendy becomes so enraged at Cartman's continuous shenanigans during her class report that she decides to challenge him to a fight after school.

While the South Park citizens are partying in the streets, the newly elected President arrives at the White House early and throws everyone off-guard.

When a new fad comes to South Park Elementary, the boys refuse to succumb and jump on board until Butters becomes more popular than they are.

None of the boys believe Butters when he tells them he saw a vampire at school; students at school can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.

Kenny tries to take his relationship to the next level by his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert, where his dreams of having sex are squashed.

In the town of South Park, a lone vigilante named "The Coon" rises up and fights against crime; an unknown child attempts to clean up the streets.

When Randy creates a new plan that will fix everyone's financial problems, the town follows his advice and starts living an economic-free life.

An April Fools joke starts a trend that is picked up by the women of South Park, and Kyle, Stan and the rest of the boys try to put a stop to it.

When Cartman helps Jimmy come up with a new joke for his comedy routine, it becomes an instant hit and takes off on the late night talk shows.

Ben and Leslie organize a charity auction to raise the money they need for the Unity Concert; April helps Andy learn how to better manage his time.

Leslie faces competition from a tech company to convert a large piece of land into a national park; Tom delivers a special speech in honor of Ben.

Ron and Leslie help Jeremy Jamm's when he comes under the fiendish influence of Ron's ex; April attempts to figure out what her true passion in life is.

Leslie tries to improve her case for the Newport land to be turned into a National Park, while Ron's team convinces a celebrity to become a minority owner.

Ron and Leslie's friends lock them inside their old office in the hopes that they can overcome their feelings of hatred towards one another.

Ben and Leslie worry that Gryzzl is invading people's privacy; April makes a speech to the department's new interns; Tom helps Andy with contract negotiations.

Leslie leads a rally to save her beloved JJ's Diner from closing; Tom gives Donna a special pre-wedding gift; Leslie makes a proposal to Gryzzl.

April does everything in her power to make sure Donna and Joe's wedding goes according to plan; Ben and Leslie receive an enticing offer from Jen Barkley.

Andy and Ben travel across Pawnee to find a suitable job for April, who has an epiphany while doing the same with Leslie in Washington, D.C.

Leslie and Ben spark controversy over their choice to participate in a long-standing Pawnee pie making contest; Ron and April embark on a scavenger hunt.

Andy's friends wish him well in his future endeavors on the final episode of his children's show, "The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show."

An aspiring hockey player turns the normally sedate sport of golf into a media circus after discovering he has an unheard-of 400-yard drive.

In the 1980s, a down-on-his-luck wedding singer who is left at the altar on his wedding day falls in love with a waitress who is engaged to a wealthy jerk.

In prison for driving intoxicated, a former pro football player is approached by the warden to form a team of convicts to play the guards in a friendly match.

A slacker pretends to adopt a five-year-old boy in a misguided attempt to prove to his girlfriend that he is ready for responsibility.

An aspiring hockey player turns the normally sedate sport of golf into a media circus after discovering he has an unheard-of 400-yard drive.

Peter Thiel takes Cartman to Washington as the birth of the Antichrist nears.

While helping Stan build a car for the Boy Scout's Pinewood Derby race, Randy begins to obsess over the car's design and works deep into the night.

Cartman convinces Butters and a small gang of boys to run away from their homes in South Park and live with him as pirates on the infamous Skull Island.

When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity.

The boys make fun of Butters when they discover he has made it to fourth grade without kissing a girl, so he becomes determined to get his first.

After attending their very first WWE match, the boys feel called to become professional wrestlers, so they decide to join the school wrestling club.

Stan and his family spend his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they plan to swim with the dolphins, but the Japanese show up and ruin everything.

When noisy bikers suddenly show up in South Park, the boys refuse to let them ruin the weekend, so they throw down the F word and fight back.

Cartman is chosen to do morning announcements at school and becomes the new voice of change by targeting student body president Wendy Testaburger.

When Stan's dad takes the boys to a local water park, the fun-filled day turns into a deadly disaster as shocking events begin to signal the end of the world.