Stan decides to raise awareness about the national epidemic of bullying by shooting a big dance video; Butters becomes the victim of an unlikely bully.
The boys run into trouble in the Colorado Mountains and find themselves attempting to survive all alone in the wild while waiting for someone to rescue them.
When Cartman begins to experience romantic feelings for a new girl at school, he decides to make a gesture in order to keep anyone from getting between them.
Cartman finally admits that he is fat, but only so that he can claim riding around on a scooter as his right; later, he learns of his new rival, Honey Boo Boo.
The entire town becomes suspicious when Kyle believes that his mother is having an affair with the UPS man; Cartman signs up for a home security system.
After Butters starts causing trouble at school and his parents tell him a secret about his heritage, he travels to Hawaii to learn the customs of his people.
The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
The kids try to use the game "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from trying to kill each other and watch graphic sex and violence on television.
Eric Cartman comes to the conclusion that Token is a threat to all humanity and is deeply disturbed by this fact, making it his mission to get rid of him.
A minor scandal breaks out in Pawnee and Leslie is forced to go on damage control when it blows out of proportion; Ben tries to encourage Ron to write a Will.
An emergency late-night filibuster forces Leslie to make an early exit from birthday party she had thrown for Ben; Ron and Donna decide to go hunting together.
Andy invites the entire office to see his production of "Sweeney Todd"; Michael tries to suppress his jealousy; Pam and Jim deal with an incompetent babysitter.
A competing sales associate steals a client, so Michael, Jim and Dwight try to learn his secrets; Andy decides to start a band like an old college friend.
Pam and Jim take their baby daughter to get christened, and Michael takes it upon himself to invite everyone in the office to the subsequent celebration.
Erin and Gabe invite everyone over for a "Glee" viewing party; Michael deals poorly with hearing Gabe referred to as his boss; Andy is jealous of Gabe.
On their way to the family cabin, George and Susan visit a boy who lives in a bubble; Kramer and Naomi start a fire that ends up burning down the cabin.
Jerry says the wrong thing while starting to get intimate with one of Elaine's co-workers; Henry's incriminating letters are found in the cabin debris.
Jerry finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin; George wants to end his relationship with Susan to exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line.
George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.
When Jerry and Elaine are forced to take a standby flight, Jerry gets to party in first class with a model; Kramer sees a man who owes him money at the airport.
Babu is arrested for not renewing his visa after a mix-up with Jerry's mail; George's love interest is attracted to Jerry because she thinks he's disturbed.
George is caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the NBC executive who is approving their script; Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss.
Meg's marriage in Russia ends early after she finds out it was just for a green card; Chris joins Principal Shepherd in shooting porn movies at the school.
The quaint town of Quahog gets a spin as the Griffins get sucked into the tales of "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
In order to get inspiration for a new horror movie idea, the guys head to an abandoned asylum, and accidentally kill someone they think is holding them captive.
When Lois and her mother, Babs, go out for a relaxing spa day, Peter is stuck with entertaining Lois' father, Carter; the guys are duped by an email scam.
When Peter is introduced to the world of phone apps, he becomes obsessed and overloads his phone with them before purchasing a new phone with more storage.
Wendy attempts to prove a point about the pressure young girls feel to look more like celebrities, and she wants to fix up one of her girlfriends with Butters.
Everyone is trying out the latest trend in transportation thanks to Timmy's idea to raise money to attend summer camp; however, his success makes him enemies.
Everyone in the town of South Park is on edge following a scandalous invasion of privacy after Cartman and Butters find a drone and take it for a drive.