The citizens discover that Officer Barbrady cannot read, forcing him to go back to school with the boys, while someone starts having sex with chickens.
Kyle's mother decides to raise awareness about the school nurse's morbid medical condition; the school dodgeball team heads to International Finals in China.
As citizens of South Park prepare for the Fourth of July, a law is declared making fireworks illegal throughout the town, causing the boys to hate summer.
Leslie discovers that her department's budget is about to be cut and she persuades a councilman to make the cuts elsewhere, but her actions affect her campaign.
Leslie's campaign for the 2012 Pawnee City Council finally culminates during the televised debate with her opponent, Bobby Newport; Ron saves a donor party.
During her bus tour on the final day of her City Council campaign, Leslie is shocked to find out that a very important person in Pawnee has passed away.
Two grown men who live with their single parents become step-brothers when their parents marry, and they are reluctantly forced to share a bedroom together.
Elaine embarrasses herself at a company party by dancing horribly; George plays a bad seed to attract a girl; Jerry gets caught up in bootlegging movies.
Intimidated by an employee she is supposed to fire, Elaine promotes him instead; Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor; George gives a seminar on risk management.
Jerry receives a barrage of royalty checks from Japan; Kramer escorts Japanese tourists around New York; George is obsessed with a cultish carpet cabal.
Kramer and Jerry switch apartments when a new chicken restaurant puts up a neon sign outside Kramer's apartment; Elaine abuses her company expense account.
George is muscled out of a new apartment when a survivor of a shipwreck plays the pity card with the tenant board; Kramer takes dog medicine for a nasty cough.
Kramer gets a rooster as a pet and begins training him for cockfighting; George dates a convict from a woman's prison; Jerry regrets writing a bad check.
While interviewing candidates for The Susan Ross Scholarship, George runs into trouble with a street gang; Peterman decides to buy Kramer's life stories.
One of Brian's old friends tries to talk him into getting neutered; Lois defies Peter's wishes and gets a pixie cut, which makes Peter try to out-embarrass her.
Peter is forced to work from home due to his uncontrollable sweating; Stewie and Chris make a fake crowdfunding campaign to pay for damage they caused.
When the kids of South Park discover a popular Japanese toy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny attempt to persuade their parents into buying them their own.
Stan's grandfather holds the key to defeating the Southern forces after Cartman uses schnapps to transform a military re-enactment into a second Civil War.
Pip meets Estella when he gets a job at the Havesham Estate and is given a chance to go to London, where she plans to use his tears for an evil scheme.