TV Guide Comedy Central Thursday

Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.

Beavis and Butt-Head are back for more outlandish antics and couch banter.

Randy frantically attempts to help his wife, Sharon, get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails a test in math class.

A special relationship between Butters and the Parish Priest develops, so when they go missing, the people of South Park seek help from the Catholic Church.

Mr. Hankey's job as the director of the annual Christmas pageant is threatened by his distasteful behavior; Strong Woman and PC Principal face new challenges.

Butters begins selling a variety of vape pens and fruity-flavored vape accessories; Randy decides to relocate his family to the country and become a farmer.

The children devise an elaborate plan to utilize the latest revolution in mobility to get as much candy as possible on the Halloween holiday.

Cartman receives an anxiety diagnosis.

The city of South Park, Colo., is selected to be the location of American electronic commerce company Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center.

After Kenny opts out of the Bike Parade, the other boys' chance of winning is threatened; the workers at the Amazon Fulfillment Center continue to strike.

Randy goes to battle against home-grown marijuana growers and must come to terms with the fact that he may be a towel; Kyle goes to camp.

Randy gets in trouble as he pursues an opportunity for Tegridy in China; Stan starts a band to vent his frustration over having to move away from South Park.

Randy celebrates Tegridy Farms' achievement; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

Cartman believes the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.

With the Black Friday shopping extravaganza looming, the boys are divided over which video game system to buy, and battle lines are drawn.

Starvin' Marvin enlists the help of Cartman and the others to help him feed his people when he finds a spacecraft in Ethiopia.

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

After viewing a television special on The History Channel, the boys begin to believe that extraterrestrials were involved in the original Thanksgiving feast.

Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.

The citizens discover that Officer Barbrady cannot read, forcing him to go back to school with the boys, while someone starts having sex with chickens.

The parents grow concerned when they discover that Big Gay Al is the new scoutmaster; Timmy's popularity wanes after the kids make a new friend.

The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.

Butters becomes horribly wounded when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman conspire to purchase dangerous, illegal ninja weapons at the county fair.

Cartman's favorite fried chicken restaurant is closed down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana to people with a physician's reference.

Cartman becomes outraged when the school reveals the penis sizes of all the children at South Park Elementary on a bulletin board.

Stan becomes addicted to the Terrance and Phillip mobile game; meanwhile, Terrance and Phillip are feeling bad about the money they're making.

The citizens of South Park must deal with a seemingly unending amount of challenges during the pandemic.

Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.

After given permission to read a controversial book at school, Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny are inspired to write a contentious novel of their own.

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

After viewing a television special on The History Channel, the boys begin to believe that extraterrestrials were involved in the original Thanksgiving feast.

The Griffins flee to Springfield, and they are greeted by the Simpsons; Stewie and Bart cause trouble with a slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone.

Stewie and Brian go traveling back in time to stop the latest plot concocted by Stewie's archnemesis, who hopes to remove Stewie from history.

A frantic Meg does everything in her power to save herself after spilling her lunch all over a new kid called "Mental Mike," who threatens to end her.

Stewie is enraged when Chris and Peter get in the way of his television time, leading to another adventure through time where he tries to stop his conception.

Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.

Lois cooks a huge Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole troop over; Joe receives a shock when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

Peter and Brian get drunk the night before Thanksgiving and decide to eat the entire bird, so they must hurry to find a replacement before Thanksgiving dinner.

Peter purposefully gets arrested to avoid Thanksgiving with Lois' side of the family; a secret Stewie holds dear to himself is brought to the light.

Two new bosses are brought into the Pawtucket Brewery team and they are immediately determined to use another mascot for the company.

Stewie wants Brian to take him to the mall to see Santa, but when they get ignored, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson.

Peter and Quagmire start acting the other person when they mistakenly switch underwear; Stewie and Doug strike a pact to murder each other.

Stewie has a strong reaction to his terminal cooties diagnosis and decides to take drastic action; Peter struggles to take a liking to Bonnie's cooking.

Lois and her father prepare to attend funerary services for her former childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family run a hotel out of her family mansion.

Peter's new boss opts to get rid of the thing he loves most about work, office birthday celebrations; Stewie's streak of rebellion sends him to detention.

Beavis and Butt-Head are back for more outlandish antics and couch banter.

Four elementary school students and their friends have wild misadventures, often acting as a voice of reason amid the crazy events that plague their town.

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.

Starvin' Marvin enlists the help of Cartman and the others to help him feed his people when he finds a spacecraft in Ethiopia.

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

After viewing a television special on The History Channel, the boys begin to believe that extraterrestrials were involved in the original Thanksgiving feast.

Randy must deal with his daughter's marijuana problem during the Halloween holiday; Butters visits an Egyptian artifact exhibit at a museum in Denver.