TV Guide Comedy Central Thursday

Chris makes a viral video to ask Taylor Swift to go to his homecoming dance with him, but when she begins to fall for him, her music takes a turn.

Peter and Lois decide not to get vaccines for Stewie in order to "save" him from autism; Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases.

The family recreates three classic literature pieces that are common in high school classes; the family presents "The Great Gatsby."

Kyle and Cartman disagree about a prediction markets app popular with other students.

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

Peter Thiel takes Cartman to Washington as the birth of the Antichrist nears.

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.

The boys are sentenced to Tolerance Camp after they complain about Mr. Garrison's scheme to use his gay lifestyle to get fired from teaching the fourth grade.

Chef's mother attempts to exorcise Kenny's spirit from Eric Cartman's body; Stan and Kyle decide to debunk the popular clairvoyant, John Edward.

A mysterious figure claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in the town of South Park to warn his child counterpart of the dangers of drugs.

A strange, unexplainable phenomena originating from Cartman's backside leads the boys to think he has become a victim of an alien abduction.

Wendy pitches a hissy fit after Cartman's plagiarized essay wins a national contest; Mr. Garrison comes to grips with a haunting childhood memory.

Stan's Uncle Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip, unaware the town's dormant volcano is on the verge of erupting; Cartman tries to invent an urban legend.

The kids turn to Chef for genetics advice after deciding they want to mate a pot-bellied pig and an elephant in order to teach a smarmy classmate a lesson.

Stan's elderly grandfather tries to trick the boys into killing him; the parents of South Park band together to protest a profane cartoon, Terrance and Phillip.

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.

Cartman is completely outraged when Satan and Jesus schedule an apocalyptic pay-per-view battle that threatens to overshadow his birthday party.

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.

Kyle feels left out for not celebrating Christmas and tries to teach everyone about his belief in Mr. Hankey, a magical piece of talking fecal matter.

Wendy plots revenge when Stan falls in love with the substitute teacher; Mr. Garrison gets a nose job that makes him look like David Hasselhoff.

The boys unwittingly provide Barbara Streisand with the source of ultimate power, and it is up to Sidney Poitier, Leonard Maltin, and Robert Smith to stop her.

Cartman traverses South Park in a desperate search to locate his biological father; Stan and Kyle stand poised to win "America's Funniest Videos."

A mysterious figure guns down Dr. Mephisto moments before he can reveal the identity of Cartman's father; South Park is plagued by a mammoth snowstorm.

The citizens discover that Officer Barbrady cannot read, forcing him to go back to school with the boys, while someone starts having sex with chickens.

Kyle starts to panic after learning what will happen to Ike during an upcoming Bris; Mr. Mackey suddenly falls prey to drug and alcohol abuse.

Kyle's mother decides to raise awareness about the school nurse's morbid medical condition; the school dodgeball team heads to International Finals in China.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Ongoing misadventures and intertwining schemes ensue in the daily lives of neurotic New York stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld and his three quirky friends.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Cameras delve into the lives of the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply Company as they go about their humorous and sometimes poignant workday.

Contributors join the host to conduct intimate interviews and discuss current events in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more.

Carter invests in the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to save some money by cutting corners in production, but Peter hears the plan and informs the media.

Peter is asked to step in and play the mall Santa for the time being, until he realizes that Santa can get away with anything and gets drunk with power.

Football player Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots moves into the house behind the Griffins and befriends the guys; Stewie takes up beekeeping.

After Quagmire discovers the dating app Tinder, Peter, Joe and Cleveland must intervene to stop him from succumbing to his own hedonism.

The boys invent a horrifying monster to get even with Ned and Uncle Jimbo for providing them with false information about Vietnam for a school report.

A bus crash results in a trip down memory lane for its passengers, including some "sticky situations"; Mr. Mackey counsels the kids' parents.

As citizens of South Park prepare for the Fourth of July, a law is declared making fireworks illegal throughout the town, causing the boys to hate summer.

Mr. Hankey implores Kyle to staunch the onslaught of independent filmmakers before they do irrevocable harm to the South Park sewage system.

Cartman's mother develops a secret plan to give all the boys chickenpox by sending them to Kenny's house for a sleepover, but Kyle remains immune.

The boys go on a school field trip to the planetarium, where Cartman starts to act strangely, leading Stan and Kyle to investigate the situation.

The boys build rival clubhouses in hopes of playing a game of "Truth or Dare" with the girls, while Stan deals with his parents' separation.

During the town's annual Cow Days Festival, the cattle are transfixed by a new idol, and a head injury increases Cartman's prowess at bull riding.

After being sued by Capitalist Records for obtaining rights to a song he wrote, Chef is forced to raise money to hire Johnny Cochran as his lawyer.