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The Griffins flee to Springfield, and they are greeted by the Simpsons; Stewie and Bart cause trouble with a slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone.

Peter helps Joe become an author, but tensions rise as Peter begins to take total control of the book, and at the same time Brian works out excessively.

The boys' new snow-shoveling business is threatened by unemployed time travelers from the year 4035, who have arrived in present-day Colorado.

The rest of the town takes a cue from Mr. Garrison and decides to get in touch with their feminine side; Kyle hopelessly fails trying to play basketball.

The boys decide to make a living by running a talent agency, but problems arise when they lose their one and only client to a competitor.

Kenny becomes the center of media attention after medical science threatens to prevent his soul from leading Heaven's defense against Satan's overwhelming army.

The boys are worried that their summer might be ruined so they aim to lose one game to get disqualified from the state championships.

Butters begins to fear he will be placed in a mental institution after telling people he talks to the ghost of the recently-deceased Eric Cartman.

Jimmy begins to seek advice from a number of sources when he fears that an unwanted arousal may hinder his performance in the upcoming talent show.

The boys fake Butters' death and reintroduce him to the girls as Marjorine so he can infiltrate a slumber party and learn about a fortune-telling device.

Stan's father decides to visit a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary, where he waits and hopes for a miraculous cure for his alcohol problem.

After Roberta gives him a makeover, Cleveland Jr. finds the confidence to approach a misfit named Daisy, who catches his attention.

Cleveland and the gang make a trip to their rival high school, but when Federline destroys Cleveland's arch-nemesis' car, they must find a way to escape.

Cleveland confronts a famous rapper for not sharing credit for the hit they created together, but discovers the rapper's involvement in a secret society.

Holt reveals he wasn't even invited to his estranged family's dinner, so Rallo invites his father for the holidays; Cleveland tries to open an airport bar.

Cleveland takes a reluctant Cleveland, Jr. to a turkey farm to hunt the family's Thanksgiving dinner, but he refuses to harm the innocent turkeys.

As Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al prepare to get married, Mrs. Garrison and other townspeople of South Park rally the Governor to outlaw gay marriage.

Several religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.

After encountering what appears to be a talking whale at a sea park, the boys decide that it is their duty to return the creature to its native habitat.

After traveling around the world, Chef returns to South Park, where Cartman and the boys discover his new secret and set out to change his ways.

The new hybrid automobiles begin causing smugness, in the form of a stormy dark mass over the town, to fall upon all the citizens of South Park.

Towelie writes a book that gets selected for Oprah's book club and helps a lot of people with their addictions, until one of Oprah's staff lets the truth out.

When a sudden cave-in traps the four boys underground, Cartman finds a buried treasure and attempts to find a way to keep it all for himself.

Realizing that her son is out of control due to a flagpole incident, Cartman's mother seeks expert help from Cesar Millan, "The Dog Whisperer".

The boys of South Park become extremely addicted to a video game and are called on by its creators to defeat a mad gamer, who plays by his own rules.

Eric Cartman reveals controversial facts about the true culprit behind the 9/11 attacks and uncovers one of the world's biggest conspiracies.

Cartman gets upset that unruly behavior is occurring around him, as the new hall monitor helps Kyle end his little brother's affair with a hot teacher.

A religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers threaten to ruin Satan's much anticipated Halloween costume party.

Stan becomes the coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and tries to turn them into winners; Stan's father relives the time when Stan was on a hockey team.

Cartman pulls a prank, making Butters' parents believe their son is gay, so they decide to send him to a camp where they "pray the gay away."

Stewie is prescribed Adderall after being diagnosed with A.D.D., which Brian uses to write a 2,000-page pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a convention.

The guys hunt down Joe's estranged father for Father's Day, but he explains his father dislikes people with disabilities, causing Peter to pretend to be Joe.

When Stewie does not like Brian's stand-up comedy routine, the two of them begin to quarrel, which leads Stewie to build a robot friend to make Brian jealous.

In order to get inspiration for a new horror movie idea, the guys head to an abandoned asylum, and accidentally kill someone they think is holding them captive.

When Peter receives a check in the mail from selling his mother's house, he remembers that all of his old porn is still in the house and goes back to get it.

While confessing that he is in love with Lois, Quagmire accidentally pocket-dials Peter, who overhears everything and becomes enraged.

The guys find it too complicated to hang around Joe after he is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic.

After Peter's couch is stolen off of his lawn, he starts a neighborhood watch; while keeping watch, Peter shoots someone trying to get into Cleveland's house.

Peter, Cleveland, and Joe find an old VHS tape of the Asian soap opera "Winter/Summer," which Quagmire starred in, and travel to Korea to find the final tape.

When the Griffins have financial issues, they look for new forms of income, leading to Stewie to land a role in a commercial for peanut butter.

When Lois and her mother, Babs, go out for a relaxing spa day, Peter is stuck with entertaining Lois' father, Carter; the guys are duped by an email scam.

When Peter is introduced to the world of phone apps, he becomes obsessed and overloads his phone with them before purchasing a new phone with more storage.

When Mayor West decides to raise the drinking age to 50, Peter is unable to buy alcohol; because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol.

Peter decides to sleep in the attic instead of his bed after Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bedroom due to the nightmares he's been having.

Meg starts working at a retirement home, and begins stealing from the residents; when Chris discovers what Meg is doing, he wants in on the action.

Lois becomes a postal worker to help pay for Stewie's private school; while working, she finds a letter that Peter wrote to a former lover.

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Peter and Brian get drunk the night before Thanksgiving and decide to eat the entire bird, so they must hurry to find a replacement before Thanksgiving dinner.

Peter runs into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, and he is shocked to learn that Jesus is still a virgin after 2,000 years, so Peter plans a birthday surprise.

Stewie and Brian decide to use a time machine to help Chris ace ninth grade history class, but the three of them manage to get stuck in the past.

Meg gets Brian to take her SAT's for her, but he does poorly on the test, so Peter decides to share the pleasures of being stupid with him.

As a contestant on the show "Wheel of Fortune," Randy uses the "n" word, causing problems for the entire community; Cartman battles a little person.

Cartman decides to find out which student at the school is responsible for starting a lice outbreak; a louse tries to stop the deaths of all his friends.

South Park prepares for the arrival of Hillary Clinton, while Cartman begins to suspect a possible terrorist attack by the new Muslim boy at school.

Determined to discover the truth behind why he is forced to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan uncovers an eccentric society that guards a secret.

After being dumped once again, Ms. Garrison rediscovers homosexuality; the boys of South Park hire illegal immigrants to do their homework.

The number of homeless people in town is on the rise, and while the boys' parents are generating ideas to help the homeless, the boys try to stop the influx.

Cartman turns foul language into an art form after he realizes he can freely state his crass opinions by pretending to suffer from Tourette syndrome.

The boys are impressed by Randy Marsh's latest achievement in the bathroom, all agreeing that it could be a world record, until someone else wants the title.

When Stan and Kyle become fixated on the video game Guitar Hero, the two of them form a team and set record scores, but the duo falls apart.