Stan decides to raise awareness about the national epidemic of bullying by shooting a big dance video; Butters becomes the victim of an unlikely bully.
The boys run into trouble in the Colorado Mountains and find themselves attempting to survive all alone in the wild while waiting for someone to rescue them.
When Cartman begins to experience romantic feelings for a new girl at school, he decides to make a gesture in order to keep anyone from getting between them.
Cartman finally admits that he is fat, but only so that he can claim riding around on a scooter as his right; later, he learns of his new rival, Honey Boo Boo.
The entire town becomes suspicious when Kyle believes that his mother is having an affair with the UPS man; Cartman signs up for a home security system.
After Butters starts causing trouble at school and his parents tell him a secret about his heritage, he travels to Hawaii to learn the customs of his people.
Cleveland and the gang make a trip to their rival high school, but when Federline destroys Cleveland's arch-nemesis' car, they must find a way to escape.
Cleveland confronts a famous rapper for not sharing credit for the hit they created together, but discovers the rapper's involvement in a secret society.
Holt reveals he wasn't even invited to his estranged family's dinner, so Rallo invites his father for the holidays; Cleveland tries to open an airport bar.
Everyone's faith in an icon is shattered, and the people who once donned yellow bracelets in support of the old hero are cutting them off, except for Stan.
The kids try to use the game "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from trying to kill each other and watch graphic sex and violence on television.
Eric Cartman comes to the conclusion that Token is a threat to all humanity and is deeply disturbed by this fact, making it his mission to get rid of him.
Wendy attempts to prove a point about the pressure young girls feel to look more like celebrities, and she wants to fix up one of her girlfriends with Butters.
Everyone is trying out the latest trend in transportation thanks to Timmy's idea to raise money to attend summer camp; however, his success makes him enemies.
Everyone in the town of South Park is on edge following a scandalous invasion of privacy after Cartman and Butters find a drone and take it for a drive.
Lois cooks a huge Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole troop over; Joe receives a shock when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.
Peter and Brian get drunk the night before Thanksgiving and decide to eat the entire bird, so they must hurry to find a replacement before Thanksgiving dinner.
Stewie has a strong reaction to his terminal cooties diagnosis and decides to take drastic action; Peter struggles to take a liking to Bonnie's cooking.
Lois and her father prepare to attend funerary services for her former childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family run a hotel out of her family mansion.
Peter's new boss opts to get rid of the thing he loves most about work, office birthday celebrations; Stewie's streak of rebellion sends him to detention.
After getting in a fight with Peter, Lois decides to bring Quagmire to her high school reunion instead; the family is forced to hide a dead pizza delivery man.
Lois's piano student comes to work for the Griffins, but her initial relief is replaced by trepidation once she begins to realize the girl's true intentions.
With Chris's supposed girlfriend in Canada, Peter takes him on a road trip to prove if the girl is real or not; Lois and Meg show off for a handsome handyman.
Kyle wants to create an extravagant televised holiday special, teaming up with some of the best in the entertainment industry; holograms are still on the loose.
The residents of South Park, Colo., are faced with the effects of their town's gentrification; Kenny becomes convinced that he should try to find a job.