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When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention at Joe's bingo night.

Brian and Lois decide to help Chris with his anger by playing sports; Chris surprises his family by becoming a star baseball pitcher, leading Peter to gamble.

Quagmire is forced to work as a gigolo when the local airline pilots go on strike and enlists Peter's help when some of his clients refuse to pay.

A special relationship between Butters and the Parish Priest develops, so when they go missing, the people of South Park seek help from the Catholic Church.

Mr. Hankey's job as the director of the annual Christmas pageant is threatened by his distasteful behavior; Strong Woman and PC Principal face new challenges.

Butters begins selling a variety of vape pens and fruity-flavored vape accessories; Randy decides to relocate his family to the country and become a farmer.

The children devise an elaborate plan to utilize the latest revolution in mobility to get as much candy as possible on the Halloween holiday.

Cartman receives an anxiety diagnosis.

The city of South Park, Colo., is selected to be the location of American electronic commerce company Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center.

After Kenny opts out of the Bike Parade, the other boys' chance of winning is threatened; the workers at the Amazon Fulfillment Center continue to strike.

Randy goes to battle against home-grown marijuana growers and must come to terms with the fact that he may be a towel; Kyle goes to camp.

Randy gets in trouble as he pursues an opportunity for Tegridy in China; Stan starts a band to vent his frustration over having to move away from South Park.

Randy celebrates Tegridy Farms' achievement; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

Cartman believes the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

Randy must deal with his daughter's marijuana problem during the Halloween holiday; Butters visits an Egyptian artifact exhibit at a museum in Denver.

The citizens of South Park grow weary of Randy and Tegridy Farms and have him put in jail after he blows up his neighbors' yards to protest their homegrown.

The annual Strong Woman competition creates problems for PC Principal; the boys meet their match when some of the girls join their BOARD Gamers Club.

Cartman and the boys seek the best microbiome they can find; Kyle's mother has a fecal transplant.

Scott Malkinson is desperate to get the latest streaming platform to impress a girl, but his dad refuses to subscribe to anything other than basic cable.

Santa steals South Park's holiday season joy.

PC Principal revokes Pajama Day privileges for the fourth-grade class after the students don't show respect for their teacher, leaving Cartman very agitated.

Stan comes to the realization that he's misinterpreted some of the greatest literature in history, leaving him horrified.

When Cartman's mother gets a new job, he's discontent with the situation.

Butters must defeat his competition in the all-important dressage championship.

The boys find out the pleasures of playing Airsoft in the small mountain town of South Park, Colo., come with the challenge of dealing with teenagers.

Butters is surprised when he learns the people of South Park don't truly understand why the St. Patrick's Day holiday is observed.

Jealous of the friendship between Tolkien and Kyle, Cartman decides to do something about it.

The Prince of Canada and his wife arrive in South Park to find privacy and peace after being attacked by the Canadian media.

The citizens of South Park discover the wonders of Japanese toilets.

A school cheating scandal completely bewilders Stan.

The boys renovate a building and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.

Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

When ICE detains Randy Marsh's Hispanic workers, he's left with only Towlie on staff, and together they get creative to keep their business afloat.

Butters needs to purchase a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday and learns the realities of tariffs.

Peter teams up with Joe to fight crime, but Joe takes all the credit for himself; Stewie gets a concussion after joining the football team.

Peter goes to a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp with Lois, but he gets jealous when her athletic skill overshadows him; Stewie runs away while Meg is babysitting.

Meg uses Peter's temporary role as school principal to get revenge on her bullies; Brian and Stewie's bed-and-breakfast becomes a brothel.

Chris cares for his girlfriend's twins after she is deported, but when the family learns she will be unable to return, they bring her children to her in Mexico.

Peter is in for a surprise when the children that resulted from his multiple sperm donations decide to show up at his house unannounced.

Peter grows tired of no longer having an Emmy for "Family Guy" and decides to imitate other shows that are likely to win the award, regardless of category.

Peter soon befriends a popular, attractive paramedic and decides to stop being friends with Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland to spend more time with his new friend.

Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to take care of the children for them.

Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog.

Peter is fired from his job at the Pawtucket Brewery in the unique styles of three different famous film directors from Hollywood.

Contributors join the host to conduct intimate interviews and discuss current events in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more.

Viewers get a behind-the-scenes look at a production week at "Family Guy," as James Woods tours the workings of the show and what it takes to make an episode.

Chris makes a viral video to ask Taylor Swift to go to his homecoming dance with him, but when she begins to fall for him, her music takes a turn.

Peter and Lois decide not to get vaccines for Stewie in order to "save" him from autism; Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases.

The family recreates three classic literature pieces that are common in high school classes; the family presents "The Great Gatsby."

Kyle and Cartman disagree about a prediction markets app popular with other students.

Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

Peter Thiel takes Cartman to Washington as the birth of the Antichrist nears.

The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.

The boys are sentenced to Tolerance Camp after they complain about Mr. Garrison's scheme to use his gay lifestyle to get fired from teaching the fourth grade.

Chef's mother attempts to exorcise Kenny's spirit from Eric Cartman's body; Stan and Kyle decide to debunk the popular clairvoyant, John Edward.

A mysterious figure claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in the town of South Park to warn his child counterpart of the dangers of drugs.