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Family habits must change after the Conners are selected as a Nielsen family, prompting Roseanne to control everyone's television-watching preferences.

The Conners play the roles of "Gilligan's Island" characters in Dan's fantasy as he is torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat.

Roseanne hopes her baby shower gifts can be exchanged to pay for her baby crib; Becky and Darlene fight over painting the nursery.

Jackie gets angry when she learns that Roseanne fed her baby junk food; D.J. spends the day with Dan to learn more about him.

As part of a therapeutic experiment, Fran vows to rid her life of men but loneliness sets in when she decides to join C.C., Val and their dates.

Fran is not impressed with her therapist's behavior after she witnesses him in a personal setting; C.C. needs a date for an awards show.

Maxwell's Valentine's Day gift to Fran falls flat; when Fran and Sylvia are held hostage by a crazed bank robber, Fran becomes the disturbed man's negotiator.

Fran and C.C. have jury duty together where the case bears an eerie resemblance to the relationship issues between Maxwell and Fran.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Jonathan and Mark are on their way to their upcoming job, and along the way they manage to meet Ted, who is another angel that Jonathan happens to know.

Jonathan and Mark decide to travel back in time a couple of years in order to help them understand what their lives would be like had they not met one another.

After the success of Malcolm and Eddie's club forces a rival to close their own venue, the guys' place suffers severe damages, threatening the business.

After his uncle's death, Malcolm must scatter his ashes into the Missouri River, but Eddie accidentally interferes with the remains and keeps it from Malcolm.

Lovita and Regina give Steve's wallflower of a niece a makeover, and she blossoms into a looker and gets more than a second look from Romeo.

To impress her visiting great-aunt, Lovita tells a few fibs to the point that her great-aunt believes that she and Cedric have gotten married.

Frasier hopes to impart to his son an appreciation for the outdoors by taking him camping; Daphne and Niles attempt to set Roz up on a date.

Frasier and Niles take an auto repair class after humiliating themselves in front of their dates when the car breaks down; Martin trains a puppy.

Niles and Frasier's play runs into a spot of trouble when the actor they found at a sci-fi convention turns out to be less than ideal.

Frasier's Valentine's Day takes a twist after he meets a gorgeous artist; Niles' allergies have Daphne concerned about his well-being.

Fred gathers the courage to propose to Jackie and takes advice from Roseanne on the best way to ask the question and gathers tips from her favorite soap opera.

Jackie and Fred's wedding is quickly approaching as Fred begins getting the jitters that Dan tells him are common to occur before the wedding happens.

Dan learns that he has a cyst that needs to be removed and in order to do so he must shave his arm pits, which everyone around him learns about quickly.

Jackie decides to tell on Darlene after spotting her at a motel in the middle of the day and Roseanne feels like she has caught onto Darlene and David.

George is unemployed while his plant is investigated, and he wants to cancel Carmen's expensive 15th birthday party because the family needs to save money.

During a Thanksgiving dinner with his entire family, George discovers that his estranged father desperately needs a kidney transplant.

George accidentally throws out Angie's only mementos of her deceased grandmother; George's father dies before George has the opportunity to give him a kidney.

With the Christmas season drawing near, George does whatever it takes to convince his doubting son to continue believing in the existence of Santa Claus.

Peggy is unable to receive her high school diploma because she is missing a credit, so she must repeat and pass her home economics class.

After desperately searching for a new job, Kelly gleefully accepts a position as the weather reporter at a local television station.

When Al is the judge of a beauty contest at the shoe store, he begins having nightmares about feet; Kelly makes Bud and Marcy think they slept together.

Al throws a yard sale to get rid of junk after he discovers Peg's new purchases, but no one seems to be interested in the Bundy's junk.

The Bundy family plans to go on a vacation during Labor Day weekend, but they spend the entire weekend trapped in traffic on a Chicago highway.

To avoid going with Peg and Bud to Wanker County, Al and Kelly pretend to be sick, but Kelly really becomes sick and Al must care for her all week.

Arthur helps Carrie to understand why she has a cheating habit after Doug catches her cheating twice on board games with Deacon and Kelly.

Doug and Carrie make new friends with a couple without kids to go out with on Saturday nights, and Deacon and Kelly get a sitter, forcing them to choose.

Doug and Carrie meet for the first time at a night club where Carrie was supposed to be set up with Richie until her friend fell for him.

In order to let Carrie set up for Arthur's surprise birthday party, Doug takes him out to lunch and makes him so mad that he runs away.

Carrie is organizing Arthur's 75th birthday so she leaves Doug in charge of entertaining Arthur, but Doug loses Arthur and Carrie must find him.

After his dissatisfaction with the boy he is assigned through Big Brother, Doug agrees to run a 10K with him; Carrie tells another man she loves him.

While attempting to give advice to an engaged couple, George and Angie become entrenched in an argument over which of them contributes more to the relationship.

George tells a lie in an effort to avoid spending the holidays visiting Angie's family, but he regrets his decision when he is left to spend Christmas alone.

George has a difficult time when he enrolls in college attempting to set a positive example for Max after he catches him skipping school.

George attempts to hide his truancy after he drops out of school, but his professor comes by the house, alerting Angie and the kids.

Jeff and the guys head into the throngs of nature on a hunting trip as Karen sits home and contemplates an old photograph.

When Matt's teacher says that he has been distracted lately in class his parents worry that he is spending too much time with Nettie.

A new boss wants to fire Jeff and Ebb while Florus and Bill trick the two to thinking they have won the lottery.

Thanksgiving has arrived and despite Karen's inclinations to keep this year's holiday festivities as simple as possible, things quickly get out of hand.

Fran begins to suspect that Niles is a killer after reading a strange note that he dropped that seems to contain a plan for murder.

Fran receives a phone call from a woman claiming to be her birth mother due to the fact that the hospital that Fran was born in made a mistake.

Maxwell's play receives higher accolades than the latest work of his rival; a tabloid prints a false story about Fran and Maxwell's relationship.

Fran's high-school nemesis is chosen as the lead in Maxwell's latest production, giving Fran an inferiority complex; Maggie contemplates skipping college.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.