Cozi TV TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for today. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E3 · George of the Rings Comedy

George of the Rings

After George angers Angie by forgetting about their wedding anniversary, he offers to give her a new wedding ring of her choosing.
00:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E4 · Home Sweet Homeschool Comedy

Home Sweet Homeschool

Carmen's school refuses to reinstate her due to her prolonged absence; since Angie is no longer employed, she decides to home-school her daughter.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E5 · Leave It to Lopez Comedy

Leave It to Lopez

After a janitor at the Powers Brothers plant dies without health insurance, Angie discovers that George is also without insurance and grows furious at him.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E6 · Sk8r Boyz Comedy

Sk8r Boyz

Max begins to make friends with a group of skateboarders at school, but their rowdy behavior gets him into serious trouble with the police.
02:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E18 · I'm Hungry Comedy

I'm Hungry

Roseanne and Dan decide to join a weight loss program which promotes low calories and lots of exercise, but it's not easy to avoid temptation.
02:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E19 · All of Me Comedy

All of Me

When Jackie announces that she has found the man of her dreams, Roseanne can't find it in herself to be quite as excited as her younger sister is.
03:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E19 · A Fine Friendship Comedy

A Fine Friendship

Fran strikes up a platonic friendship with the male nanny of one of Grace's friends, but problems arise when Fran's new friend makes a move on her.
03:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E20 · Lamb Chop's on the Menu Comedy

Lamb Chop's on the Menu

C.C. attempts to venture into feature films by securing the rights to make a film about puppeteer Shari Lewis and her puppet Lamb Chop.
04:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E21 · Close Shave Comedy ▶ Now

Close Shave

Fran agrees to cover for Maggie as a candy striper at the hospital, but she is mistaken for a nurse and is ordered to shave Maxwell before his appendectomy.
04:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E22 · What the Butler Sang Comedy

What the Butler Sang

Fran discovers that Niles has an excellent singing voice and succeeds in convincing him to audition for a part in Maxwell's new musical.
05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.
05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E15 · The Engagement Comedy

The Engagement

Maxwell tells Niles that he has picked out an engagement ring and is preparing to ask for Fran's hand in marriage, but Niles lets the secret out.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E16 · The Dinner Party Comedy

The Dinner Party

While picking out an engagement ring and hosting a dinner party, Fran begins to feel that she is held in low regard by upper-class citizens.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E17 · Homie-Work Comedy

Homie-Work

Fran tells Maxwell that she has found the lead for his newest rap musical, but she instead finds a gift-wrapper; C.C. is driven crazy by Niles.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E18 · The Reunion Show Comedy

The Reunion Show

Fran is excited to attend her high-school reunion as a newly engaged woman; Niles feels depressed since C.C. has been away for an extended period of time.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E20 · High I.Q. Comedy

High I.Q.

Bud becomes suspicious when Kelly receives an invitation to a party for intelligent people; Al and Jefferson team up to repair an old workbench.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E21 · Teacher Pets Comedy

Teacher Pets

Bud juggles two women at once, one being his English teacher; the family ignores Peggy when she is sick; Al gets free pizza by attending children's parties.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E22 · The Goodbye Girl Comedy

The Goodbye Girl

Bud attempts to make Kelly's new job at the local amusement park a miserable experience for her; Al takes a vacation in the living room.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E23 · The Gas Station Show Comedy

The Gas Station Show

When Peggy and the kids purchase too much junk food at a convenience store, Al is forced to accept a job there to work off their debt.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E20 · Catching Hell Comedy

Catching Hell

Carrie pretends Spence is her husband after Doug accidentally spills food on one of her biggest clients; Holly's uncle steals the spotlight from Arthur.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E19 · Ice Cubed Comedy

Ice Cubed

Carrie is wracked by guilt over a checkout error after she becomes stranded inside a church during a snowstorm; Doug gives in-law advice to a stranger.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E20 · To Tell the Truth Comedy

To Tell the Truth

Despite the silent feud that Roseanne's meddling has brought on, her younger sister Jackie is still eager to share some exciting news with her.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E21 · Fender Bender Comedy

Fender Bender

Roseanne's station wagon gets hit by Mrs. Wellman's expensive luxury car, leading Roseanne to consider taking legal action against her.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E22 · April Fool's Day Comedy

April Fool's Day

With Tax Day swiftly approaching, Dan starts to crack under the pressure, and a trip to the IRS doesn't make things any easier for him.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E23 · Fathers and Daughters Comedy

Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne attempts to forge a closer bond with Darlene by watching basketball with her while Dan tries to do the same with Becky by going shopping with her.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E24 · Happy Birthday Comedy

Happy Birthday

Dan decides to build Roseanne an office for her birthday so that she will finally have a place to work, but soon after she is stricken with writer's block.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E1 · The Test Comedy

The Test

Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again and gathers the family together, but things go bad when the family voices their unwanted opinions.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E17 · George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Comedy

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's estranged brother comes to the Lopez home looking to make amends with his daughter, but George begins to think that a scheme is in the works.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E18 · George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light Comedy

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George attempts to assist his friend Ernie in losing some extra pounds before his bosses decide to have him fired for being overweight.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E19 · George Gets Cross Over Freddie Comedy

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

George becomes worried about Max's safety after learning that he is involved in an online relationship with a teenage girl in Chicago.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E18 · George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light Comedy

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George attempts to assist his friend Ernie in losing some extra pounds before his bosses decide to have him fired for being overweight.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E1 · Poppy's by the Tree, Part 1 Comedy

Poppy's by the Tree, Part 1

The Bundy family reserves a room at a sleazy-looking hotel in Dumpwater, Florida, where a tourist-hating axe-murderer arrives on the very same evening.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E2 · Poppy's by the Tree, Part 2 Comedy

Poppy's by the Tree, Part 2

Peggy is kidnapped by the ax-murderer during her stay at the sleazy Florida hotel, and Al is forced to overcome his fears in order to save his wife.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E3 · If I Were a Rich Man Comedy

If I Were a Rich Man

A day after Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank, a million dollars is reported missing; Peg and the kids assume Al stole the money, making them wealthy
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E4 · Buck Can Do It Comedy

Buck Can Do It

One of the neighbors threatens to sue the Bundy family unless they get their dog Buck neutered because he mated with their dog, but Al is against it.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E5 · Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 1 Comedy

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 1

As revenge for a fight she had with Steve, Marcy goes with Peggy and her friends to a male strip club and misplaces her wedding ring.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E6 · Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 2 Comedy

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 2

Al and Steve learn about Marcy and Peggy's trip to the strip club when a stripper shows up at the house to give Marcy her wedding ring that he found.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E17 · Wish Boned Comedy

Wish Boned

Arthur tests the limits of Doug's patience while traveling to St. Louis for the NCAA Final Four playoffs; Carrie gets an unexpected visitor.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E21 · Slippery Slope Comedy

Slippery Slope

Carrie grows irate after learning Doug's true motivation behind their romantic weekend getaway; Spence and Danny pose as a gay couple to get a free plasma TV.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S7 · E22 · Buy Curious Comedy

Buy Curious

Doug and Carrie compete against Lou Ferrigno for the rights to purchase their deceased neighbor's home; Arthur worries about his new medication's side effects.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E2 · Vocal Discord Comedy

Vocal Discord

Carrie's argument with Doug becomes so heated that she ends up recording the spat in order to analyze it, and the two of them realize that they need counseling.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E7 · Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Comedy

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a big crush on his chemistry tutor, but it turns out that the tutor has a crush on Walden; Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E8 · Thank You For the Intercourse Comedy

Thank You For the Intercourse

Walden takes it upon himself to redecorate the beach house in his own style, which causes Alan to become overly emotional and pushes him over the edge.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E9 · Frodo's Headshots Comedy

Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is forced to meet a string of challenges that will ultimately test his ability to cope with certain situations.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E10 · A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Comedy

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden meets a beautiful British woman and they both hit it off, but it soon becomes clear to both of them that he probably isn't ready to start dating.

Early Morning

Roseanne

Roseanne

Morning

Daytime

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Tonight's Highlights