Cozi TV TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for today. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E9 · Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey Comedy

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

George believes he has found his biological father and invites the man to Thanksgiving dinner with the family in an effort to learn the truth.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E10 · Charity Comedy

Charity

Angie joins various volunteer organizations as a way to occupy some of her free time, but she soon realizes she has bitten off more than she can chew.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E11 · Meet the Cuban Parents Comedy

Meet the Cuban Parents

Angie's parents decide to visit for Christmas, and George grows upset when he suspects that the couple still feels he is not good enough for their daughter.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E12 · This Old Casa Comedy

This Old Casa

George decides to remodel his mother's dilapidated bathroom in an effort to have her show him signs of appreciation, but his plan fails.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E19 · The Commercial Show Comedy

The Commercial Show

The Conners are elated when they are filmed in a television advertisement for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but when the commercial airs, the family is excluded.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S4 · E20 · Therapy Comedy

Therapy

Roseanne agrees to accompany Jackie when she visits her therapist, where Roseanne says that dull Art is the perfect man for Jackie to be with.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E7 · Oy Vey, You're Gay Comedy

Oy Vey, You're Gay

Maxwell decides to transform his image by hiring a publicist, who proceeds to give him a 'bad boy' makeover; Maxwell begins to fall for his publicist.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E8 · The Party's Over Comedy

The Party's Over

Fran and Val decide to find single men in the city by hosting a singles party at the Sheffield's house while Maxwell and C.C. are out of town.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E9 · The Two Mrs. Sheffields Comedy

The Two Mrs. Sheffields

Maxwell's judgmental mother arrives at the Sheffield house for a visit, and she immediately turns adversarial towards Fran; Maxwell asks Fran to marry him.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E10 · Having His Baby Comedy

Having His Baby

Fran contemplates being artificially inseminated after learning that her ex-fiancé has fathered a child; Fran agrees to look after a movie star's child.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E23 · Children's Children Drama

Children's Children

A television reporter files a report on a home for teen-age mothers, and the report makes a threat to the very existence of the home.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

May 86 Friends Drama

May 86 Friends

A lesson about true friendship is underscored by Jonathan's decision to appoint Jenny, an ostracised overweight girl, as a tutor to a troubled baseball star.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E11 · That's What Friends Aren't For Comedy

That's What Friends Aren't For

When a rude customer demeans Nicolette at the bar, Malcolm does not defend her, so she quits; Leonard tries to win over a pretty patron by sharing his emotions.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E12 · Father of the Bribe Comedy

Father of the Bribe

Hawkins, the father of Malcolm's new girlfriend Ashley, does not like the idea of Malcolm dating his daughter, and he offers Malcolm a bribe to stop seeing her.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E13 · Guess Who's Not Coming to Counseling Comedy

Guess Who's Not Coming to Counseling

Cedric & Lovita must attend three marriage counseling sessions before the wedding in order to be married by their favorite minister, Rev. Al Aloishus Franklin.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S4 · E18 · Moonlighting Comedy

Moonlighting

Lovita and Cedric incur significant debt from the wedding and open up a salon at Steve's apartment to earn extra income though it could get them evicted.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S1 · E4 · Please Pass the Jock Comedy

Please Pass the Jock

Mark helps a student basketball player pass an important algebra test.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S1 · E5 · Cheers Comedy

Cheers

Robin plays mechanic when she tries to fix Vanessa's car, while Mark substitutes as a P.E. teacher and has to get the cheerleaders ready for a competition.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E15 · The Engagement Comedy

The Engagement

Maxwell tells Niles that he has picked out an engagement ring and is preparing to ask for Fran's hand in marriage, but Niles lets the secret out.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E16 · The Dinner Party Comedy

The Dinner Party

While picking out an engagement ring and hosting a dinner party, Fran begins to feel that she is held in low regard by upper-class citizens.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E7 · Trick or Treat Comedy

Trick or Treat

Roseanne learns a lot about the opposite sex when her lumberjack costume for a Halloween party turns out to be a little too convincing.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E8 · PMS, I Love You Comedy

PMS, I Love You

Dan's birthday has arrived, but unfortunately on the same day that Roseanne's PMS hits, as he tries to come up with any excuse to get out of the house.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E9 · Bird is the Word Comedy

Bird is the Word

Becky is suspended from school for making an obscene gesture in her class photo but is made instantly popular throughout the school for what she did.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E10 · Dream Lover Comedy

Dream Lover

Roseanne is concerned about a romantic dream that Dan is having while he is asleep and goes on the hunt to locate this woman that he is dreaming about.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E1 · George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien Comedy

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

George and Angie look forward to being empty nesters as Carmen prepares to go off to college, but Angie soon discovers that the Lopez family may be growing.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E2 · George's House Has Two Empty Wombs Comedy

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

With Carmen's departure leaving a void in George's life as well as in his home, Angie continues to maintain that she's pregnant to make him feel better.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E3 · George Nieces a New Media Room Comedy

George Nieces a New Media Room

George and Angie face a new parenting challenge when their niece and her freeloading boyfriend move into their new media room.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E4 · George Testi-Lies for Benny Comedy ▶ Now

George Testi-Lies for Benny

George's testimony becomes Benny's last hope to avoid being sent to jail after her defense attorney and the judge turn against her.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E24 · Chicago Shoe Exchange Comedy

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Al and Griff are obsessed with the fancy massage chair at the mall, so they trade shoes from the store in order to get it, and Kelly gives Bud massages.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E1 · Pilot Comedy

Pilot

Al and Peggy Bundy are a dysfunctional Chicago family without any friends, but then they meet their new neighbors, Steve and Marcy.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E2 · Thinergy Comedy

Thinergy

After reading the health book "Thinnergy," Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the rest of the family to join her in her quest for health.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E3 · But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy Comedy

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

When the Bundys and Rhoades hear about a crime in the neighborhood, Al buys a gun and the Rhoades buys a dog, and Al accidently shoots Rhoades Dog.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E4 · Whose Room Is It Anyway? Comedy

Whose Room Is It Anyway?

When Marcy and Steve decide to add another room to their house, Al wants them to add a pool room, but Peg and Marcy want an exercise room.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S1 · E5 · Have You Driven a Ford Lately? Comedy

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Al and Steve's friendship blossoms when they work together to polish up a vintage Ford Mustang while their wives continue loathing them from the sidelines.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E5 · Sandwiched Out Comedy

Sandwiched Out

Deacon manages to have a local sandwich named after himself, and Doug enviously attempts to sabotage his friend while searching for his own culinary namesake.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E6 · Shear Torture Comedy

Shear Torture

Carrie is furious when she finds out about Doug's attractive new hairstylist; Spence gets a special guest for the sci-fi convention.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E7 · Inn Escapable Comedy

Inn Escapable

While Doug and Carrie try and get away from their romantic getaway, Arthur pretends that Deacon is his lover after getting stood up.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E12 · Fresh Brood Comedy

Fresh Brood

After suggesting to Carrie that they try to have a baby, Doug borrows a baby from Danny in order to give their parenting skills a test run.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E11 · Give Santa a Tail-hole Comedy

Give Santa a Tail-hole

Walden continues to juggle his two identities, rich man and poor man; Alan finds himself spending the holidays at home all alone with no one in sight.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E12 · Welcome to Alancrest Comedy

Welcome to Alancrest

Alan decides to take Walden's money and invest it in Kate's new fashion line; leading a double life starts to take a significant toll on Walden's life.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E13 · Grab a Feather and Get in Line Comedy

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Walden and Alan decide to take a trip up to New York City to check out Kate's fashion show, and also so Walden can finally reveal his identity to Kate.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E14 · Run, Steven Staven! Run! Comedy

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Alan and Lyndsey's relationship hits a snag when he refuses to give her a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Billy and Herb commiserate about women.