Cozi TV TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for today. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S1 · E1 · Prototype Comedy

Prototype

A well-liked employee of an airplane parts factory receives the honor of being the first person to be promoted from the assembly line to manager.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S1 · E2 · Curious George Comedy ▶ Now

Curious George

George meets Carmen's first boyfriend when she brings him home and instantly wants to know more about him, sending Max to spy on the couple.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S1 · E3 · Happy Birthdays Comedy

Happy Birthdays

George becomes displeased when Angie throws him a belated birthday party; the safety record at George's plant is put in jeopardy by an accident-prone employee.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S1 · E4 · Max's Big Adventure Comedy

Max's Big Adventure

After one of the plant workers get into a fight at a bar, George and Benny hold auditions to replace his position; George attempts to teach Max a lesson.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S10 · E2 · Dress to Impress Comedy

Dress to Impress

Dan and Roseanne's grandson is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over so she can meet the family, but she is nervous to bring her home.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S10 · E3 · Roseanne Gets the Chair Comedy

Roseanne Gets the Chair

Roseanne argues with Darlene over how she raises her children; Dan attempts to help Roseanne with her hurt knee by purchasing an elevator chair.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E8 · Pinske Business Comedy

Pinske Business

Maxwell asks Fran to pretend to be C.C. in order to receive funding from an investor that C.C. assaulted in order to get a taxi cab.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E9 · Stock Tip Comedy

Stock Tip

Fran begins dating a man who tells her he works on Wall Street and convinces Maxwell to put a considerable amount of money into the stock market.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E10 · The Whine Cellar Comedy

The Whine Cellar

Fran throws a surprise birthday party for her mother at the Sheffield house; C.C. and Fran accidentally lock themselves in the wine cellar.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E11 · When You Pish Upon a Star Comedy

When You Pish Upon a Star

Fran is tasked with looking after an obnoxious child star who has agreed to play the lead in Maxwell's newest Broadway production.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S4 · E3 · Americans and Their Dreams Comedy

Americans and Their Dreams

Taking a break from work, Bob decides to buy a boat to better enjoy his free time; a newspaper shows up at MaxDot to interview Goodwin.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S2 · E1 · On a Dead Guy's Bench Comedy

On a Dead Guy's Bench

Bob must rethink his proposal plans when he learns that Abishola believes having a tradition marriage is not worth the hassle that could come with it.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S1 · E23 · The Right Thing Drama

The Right Thing

A former runner is still grieving over the death of his wife's and sees no reason to live again; Harry is put into a nursing home.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E3 · Bless the Boys in Blue Drama

Bless the Boys in Blue

Jonathan decides to temporarily give up the powers granted to him as an angel, and he learns of the risks that Mark has been taking for so long as a cop.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S2 · E20 · A Few So-So Men Comedy

A Few So-So Men

After Malcolm hires a contractor for his bar, Eddie sees he is an old rival from his days in the Navy, and the worker wants Eddie to apologize for a past wrong.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S2 · E21 · A Delicate Procedure Comedy

A Delicate Procedure

Wanting to have his tattoo removed, Malcolm reluctantly agrees to date Tim's sister so that he will do the procedure for him in exchange.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S1 · E20 · Love With Interest Comedy

Love With Interest

Regina is flattered after a smooth-talking bank official shows an interest in her; Romeo, Sara, Bullethead and Sophia abduct the rival school's mascot.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S1 · E18 · Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner? Comedy

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?

Regina decides to impress her former sorority sister, who has made plans to drop by for a visit, by lying about having a wealthy, handsome boyfriend.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S3 · E20 · The Matchmaker Comedy

The Matchmaker

Mark and Geneva's wacky aunt pays a visit to the house and determines with her head-touching method that Mark and Vanessa would make a perfect couple.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S3 · E21 · Guys' Night Out Comedy

Guys' Night Out

After Geneva pesters him, Mark agrees to try and help her boyfriend become a part of his group of friends.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E5 · Val's Apartment Comedy

Val's Apartment

Fran decides that she needs more independence from Maxwell and the children, which prompts her to move into an apartment with Val.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E6 · Shopaholic Comedy

Shopaholic

Fran falls into a depression after learning that her former fiancé is now engaged to a new woman; Fran attends a support group for her uncontrollable shopping.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E1 · Shower the People You Love with Stuff Comedy

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

Roseanne hopes her baby shower gifts can be exchanged to pay for her baby crib; Becky and Darlene fight over painting the nursery.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E2 · Let Them Eat Junk Comedy

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie gets angry when she learns that Roseanne fed her baby junk food; D.J. spends the day with Dan to learn more about him.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E3 · Roseanne in the Hood Comedy

Roseanne in the Hood

Roseanne grows worried about the Lunch Box when a new restaurant opens nearby and immediately devises a series of schemes to thwart the eatery's progress.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E4 · The Last Date Comedy

The Last Date

Roseanne grabs Dan for a night out on the town before the baby is born and she has trouble resisting the temptation to crash a bar mitzvah.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E1 · George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien Comedy

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

George and Angie look forward to being empty nesters as Carmen prepares to go off to college, but Angie soon discovers that the Lopez family may be growing.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E2 · George's House Has Two Empty Wombs Comedy

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

With Carmen's departure leaving a void in George's life as well as in his home, Angie continues to maintain that she's pregnant to make him feel better.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E3 · George Nieces a New Media Room Comedy

George Nieces a New Media Room

George and Angie face a new parenting challenge when their niece and her freeloading boyfriend move into their new media room.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E4 · George Testi-Lies for Benny Comedy

George Testi-Lies for Benny

George's testimony becomes Benny's last hope to avoid being sent to jail after her defense attorney and the judge turn against her.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S8 · E25 · Al Goes Deep Comedy

Al Goes Deep

Al and Jefferson place bets on a football game before they are informed that the "star" of the football team has been dating Kelly.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E1 · Shoeway to Heaven Comedy

Shoeway to Heaven

Al and Jefferson find a box of old shoes and decide to change the store to a 70's theme; Kelly consumes truth serum, forcing her to speak only the truth.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E2 · Driving Mr. Boondy Comedy

Driving Mr. Boondy

Al's drivers license has almost reached its expiration date and he has to have it renewed, but Bud is his instructor; Kelly loses her job.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E3 · Kelly Breaks Out Comedy

Kelly Breaks Out

Kelly breaks out with a pimple on her face, which makes her feel insecure and badly affects her performance in a beer commercial.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E4 · Naughty but Niece Comedy

Naughty but Niece

Bud tries to spend his spare time studying for an upcoming examination, but he finds himself spending that time with Amber instead.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E5 · Business Sucks Comedy

Business Sucks

Protests occur against Marcy and the company when Al bans a woman for nursing her baby; Peg's trip home is delayed by train accidents.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E13 · Food Fight Comedy

Food Fight

Doug takes an interest in Spence's new chef girlfriend and becomes addicted to her food and Carrie gets jealous and demands he stop the food affair.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E15 · Dougie Nights Comedy

Dougie Nights

Doug's enjoying hanging out with the singles in the clubs while he is trying to get Deacon back in the swing of things after his separation.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E16 · No Orleans Comedy

No Orleans

Doug and Carrie find a check for $1,500 that was never cashed in an old wedding present and ask the people to re-write the check so they can vacation.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S4 · E17 · Missing Links Comedy

Missing Links

When Doug and Carrie get free tickets to her firm's golf tournament, they invite Deacon and he invites a woman that Carrie doesn't exactly click with.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E21 · And the Plot Moistens Comedy

And the Plot Moistens

Alan forms a platonic relationship with Jake's teacher, as he enjoys the intelligent conversation they share; Charlie helps Jake rehearse for his school play.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E23 · Arguments for the Quickie Comedy

Arguments for the Quickie

Charlie tries to convince himself that he is over Mia when she returns to town; Mia makes a bizarre request of Charlie, and he makes an equally-unusual appeal.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E24 · That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Comedy

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

When Charlie and Mia's families meet, a catastrophe is born which threatens their wedding plans; Alan and Jake wonder where they'll live after the wedding.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E1 · Working for Caligula Comedy

Working for Caligula

Charlie gleams in the return of his bachelor pad once Jake and Alan move out, but Alan and Kandi don't last long, sending him and Jake right back to Charlie's.