Cozi TV TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for today. 45 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E3 · Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Comedy ▶ Now

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Alan and Lyndsey start to feel bored with their love life, so the two make an effort to try and spice things up in the bedroom with new bedroom antics.
00:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S10 · E4 · You Do Know What the Lollipop is For Comedy

You Do Know What the Lollipop is For

Walden meets his friend's attractive daughter and realizes he's not as young as he once was; Jake arrives home from the army to visit his father.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E23 · George Stare-oids Down Jason Comedy

George Stare-oids Down Jason

George kicks Jason out when he discovers that he and Carmen have become intimate while under his roof, but Jason's father bribes George to let his son stay.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E24 · George Negoti-ate It Sports

George Negoti-ate It

George takes over as Jason's sports agent after NFL players travel to the Lopez home and attempt to convince the young man to attend their alma maters.
02:00 30m

Highway to Heaven

S1 · E18 · A Child of God Drama

A Child of God

A woman decides to use her final moments to reconcile with her estranged father and ask him to take care of her child after she passes on.
02:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S1 · E13 · Before You Say "No," Just Hear Me Out Comedy

Before You Say "No," Just Hear Me Out

Jeff's brother comes to town with huge ideas on how to save the floundering business, but Jeff is not sure if he wants to become partners with his brother.
03:00 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S1 · E14 · Deedee Day Comedy

Deedee Day

Wayne hires his girlfriend to work in the shop without asking Jeff for permission first, and trouble arises because Jeff had promised the job to someone else.
03:30 30m

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

S1 · E15 · He Ain't Heavy, He's a Bully Comedy

He Ain't Heavy, He's a Bully

Wayne is worried that someone from his past may be out to get him; Elliot is worried about Lois's insatiable desires.
04:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S5 · E13 · Find Your Bench Comedy

Find Your Bench

After seven years, Bob, Abishola and the others look back on their lives together.
04:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S1 · E1 · Pilot Comedy

Pilot

A middle-aged businessman in Detroit recovers from a heart attack at a local hospital, where he develops feelings for his Nigerian cardiac curse.
05:00 1h

Murdoch Mysteries

S17 · E2 · Do the Right Thing (Part 2) Drama

Do the Right Thing (Part 2)

Crabtree, recently appointed inspector, goes on the hunt when Murdoch and Ogden are abducted.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E13 · Call Me Fran Comedy

Call Me Fran

Fran realizes that she is chasing a man who has no intentions of marrying her and decides to turn their relationship into one that is strictly professional.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E14 · Not Without My Nanny Comedy

Not Without My Nanny

Fran takes Grace to visit her pen pal, a sultan's son living in a foreign country; Fran is trapped in the Middle East when the sultan refuses to let her leave.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E15 · The Engagement Comedy

The Engagement

Maxwell tells Niles that he has picked out an engagement ring and is preparing to ask for Fran's hand in marriage, but Niles lets the secret out.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E16 · The Dinner Party Comedy

The Dinner Party

While picking out an engagement ring and hosting a dinner party, Fran begins to feel that she is held in low regard by upper-class citizens.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E4 · Requiem for a Chevyweight, Part 1 Comedy

Requiem for a Chevyweight, Part 1

When Al's Dodge starts to sputter, he reminisces over the good times he and his car have had while the family seeks a new fuel pump.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E5 · Requiem for a Chevyweight, Part 2 Comedy

Requiem for a Chevyweight, Part 2

After Al gives his Dodge a burial service and leases a new sports car, Peggy digs the Dodge up in order to sell the engine for some extra cash.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E7 · The Juggs Have Left the Building Comedy

The Juggs Have Left the Building

While on vacation in Missouri, Peggy and Kelly enter a singing contest in which the grand prize winner gets to open Tammy Wynette's concert.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S11 · E9 · Crimes Against Obesity Comedy

Crimes Against Obesity

It's Al's birthday and he is put on trial by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and Bud and Kelly tint the windows on the car.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E18 · Trash Talker Comedy

Trash Talker

Deacon makes the acquaintance of a friendly man before discovering that he has drawn Doug's considerable ire for making friends with his former rival.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E19 · Precedent Nixin' Comedy

Precedent Nixin'

Disaster strikes on a Florida vacation when rampant spring breakers invade the hotel Carrie and Doug plan to stay at, forcing them to room with their in-laws.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E4 · Like a New Job Comedy

Like a New Job

Roseanne decides to take a second job at a coffee shop to add onto her busy schedule, leaving Dan to watch over the family while she is working.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E5 · Goodbye, Mr. Right Comedy

Goodbye, Mr. Right

Jackie is injured in the line of duty, and when her boyfriend comes to visit, he informs her that he doesn't want to always be concerned about her.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E6 · Becky, Beds and Boys Comedy

Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky brings home a new boyfriend that Roseanne and Dan instantly dislike, and when the couple continues to miss curfews, Dan forbids her from seeing him.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E8 · PMS, I Love You Comedy

PMS, I Love You

Dan's birthday has arrived, but unfortunately on the same day that Roseanne's PMS hits, as he tries to come up with any excuse to get out of the house.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E7 · Boo! Comedy

Boo!

Friends and family members help the Conners transform their home into the scariest house on the street; Dan and Roseanne become engaged in a prank war.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E7 · Trick or Treat Comedy

Trick or Treat

Roseanne learns a lot about the opposite sex when her lumberjack costume for a Halloween party turns out to be a little too convincing.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E16 · George Gets Caught in a Powers Play Comedy

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George attempts to teach his niece the value of working hard by putting her to work at the factory, but she uses her feminine charm to get everything she wants.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E17 · George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Comedy

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's estranged brother comes to the Lopez home looking to make amends with his daughter, but George begins to think that a scheme is in the works.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E18 · George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light Comedy

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George attempts to assist his friend Ernie in losing some extra pounds before his bosses decide to have him fired for being overweight.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E19 · George Gets Cross Over Freddie Comedy

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

George becomes worried about Max's safety after learning that he is involved in an online relationship with a teenage girl in Chicago.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E2 · Driving Mr. Boondy Comedy

Driving Mr. Boondy

Al's drivers license has almost reached its expiration date and he has to have it renewed, but Bud is his instructor; Kelly loses her job.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E3 · Kelly Breaks Out Comedy

Kelly Breaks Out

Kelly breaks out with a pimple on her face, which makes her feel insecure and badly affects her performance in a beer commercial.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E4 · Naughty but Niece Comedy

Naughty but Niece

Bud tries to spend his spare time studying for an upcoming examination, but he finds himself spending that time with Amber instead.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E5 · Business Sucks Comedy

Business Sucks

Protests occur against Marcy and the company when Al bans a woman for nursing her baby; Peg's trip home is delayed by train accidents.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E6 · Business Still Sucks Comedy

Business Still Sucks

As a result of the demanding nature of his female customers, Al attempts to change the nature of the business in order to exclusively cater to men.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E7 · Dial "B" for Virgin Comedy

Dial "B" for Virgin

While Bud struggles with his new duties working at the virgin hotline, Al and Peggy try to decide what movie to rent from the store, but they can't agree.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E20 · Foe: Pa Comedy

Foe: Pa

Doug takes on the role of a family mediator when he must devise a plan to reconcile father and daughter after Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E21 · Tank Heaven Comedy

Tank Heaven

In an effort to keep his own private little world closed off from unwanted social contacts, Doug uses several juvenile antics to scare off Carrie's new friends.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E22 · Altar Ego Comedy

Altar Ego

The guys take an emergency road trip after Spence finds out his ex is getting hitched in Tennessee; Arthur yells at a pudding vendor at the senior center.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S6 · E23 · Icky Shuffle Comedy

Icky Shuffle

Doug agrees to take Carrie's place on Arthur's shuffleboard team after she falls ill; Carrie grows overly accustomed to Holly caring for her.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E20 · I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Comedy

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Heavily frustrated by nagging Evelyn and frugal Judith, Charlie and Alan begin taking their rage out on one another; Berta attempts to play peacemaker.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E21 · A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Comedy

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Evelyn and the guys attend the funeral of one of her exes; Jake becomes excited to see "a dead guy"; Charlie exploits the vulnerability of the man's widow.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E22 · That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Comedy

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After accepting a loan from Evelyn to buy a new Porsche, Alan is forced to go on a very awkward blind date in order to repay his debt.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E23 · Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Comedy

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn demands that Jake spend an evening with her; at a bar, Charlie and Alan drown their fears of how an evening with Evelyn will impact Jake.

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Tonight's Highlights