USA TV Guide — Saturday, 16 May 2026

Browse the full USA TV guide for Saturday, 16 May 2026. 27 programmes listed , including 6 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E10 · The Salmon Under My Sweater Comedy

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie asks for help in writing a cartoon theme song based on Jake's favorite comic book; Rose's depth and intellect take Alan by surprise.

00:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E11 · Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Comedy

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie is horrified to discover many of his former flames have banded together to create a website that is purely committed to revealing his faults.

01:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E12 · A Lungful of Alan Comedy

A Lungful of Alan

A female friend from Alan's high school days arrives in town and does her best to force the two brothers to compete for her affections.

01:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E13 · Zejdz Amoich Wlosow Comedy

Zejdz Amoich Wlosow

After an earthquake damages her house, Judith temporarily moves in with the guys; Alan pretends not to be disturbed when Judith begins going out on dates.

02:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E14 · Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts Comedy

Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts

Condescending Evelyn belittles Jake and insults Alan's parenting after Jake receives a good grade in school, so the guys ban her from the house in retaliation.

02:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E15 · Smell the Umbrella Stand Comedy

Smell the Umbrella Stand

When Alan begins stressing about his upcoming colonoscopy, Charlie considerately offers to take the gang on a trip to Las Vegas as a diversion.

03:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S23 · E5 · Fast Times @TheWheelhouse Entertainment

Fast Times @TheWheelhouse

The team is attacked by thousands online after they arrest two popular social media influencer brothers.

04:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S23 · E6 · The Five Hundredth Episode Entertainment

The Five Hundredth Episode

Amaro needs help absolving a convicted man of his crime, which forces Benson to face someone from her past.

05:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S23 · E8 · They'd Already Disappeared Entertainment

They'd Already Disappeared

Rollins and Velasco try to track down a missing teenage sex worker, and they uncover an important clue among several neglected missing persons reports.

Morning

06:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S23 · E9 · Nightmares In Drill City Entertainment

Nightmares In Drill City

Carisi calls on the SVU when he suspects a murder witness has been abused.

07:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E4 · The Right Thing Drama

The Right Thing

Kidd thrives as a lieutenant; Chief Hawkins spends time with Ambulance 61 to learn more about Brett; Casey heads out of town; A Ritter date night takes a turn.

08:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E8 · What Happened At Whiskey Point? Drama

What Happened At Whiskey Point?

Severide and Herrmann butt heads over office space; Boden considers giving Pelham a permanent position; Gallo and Pelham's conflict boils over.

09:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E9 · Winterfest Drama

Winterfest

Gallo, Violet and Ritter open their microbrewery business at Winterfest; Brett works on her paramedicine presentation; Firehouse 51 employees get festive.

10:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E12 · Show of Force Drama

Show of Force

Boden, Kidd and Severide close ranks to protect one of their own; Hermann meets a young man who inspires him; everyone talks about the annual CFD Gala.

11:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E16 · Hot and Fast Drama

Hot and Fast

Cruz meets a young immigrant boy after he responds to fight an apartment fire; the Squad decides to on a prank to play on the newest member of their team.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E17 · Keep You Safe Drama

Keep You Safe

Severide and Kidd help the Chicago Police Department investigate a suspicious car accident; Hawkins and Violet's relationship is threatened.

13:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E19 · Finish What You Started Drama

Finish What You Started

One of the team's own is accused of thievery related to a fire; Kidd and Boden are not pleased with Kylie's new love interest.

14:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E20 · Halfway to the Moon Drama

Halfway to the Moon

Herrmann is asked for tips on opening a bar by a family friend; Kidd has a tough time with her team; tensions between Violet and Emma reach their peak.

15:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E21 · Last Chance Drama

Last Chance

Mouch and Ritter attempt to solve a murder mystery; Severide and Cruz work a food truck fire; Gallo visits Hawkins to discuss Violet.

16:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S10 · E22 · The Magnificent City of Chicago Drama

The Magnificent City of Chicago

The Firehouse 51 crew welcomes Casey back as the big wedding day arrives; Emma's plot to replace Violet ends with a surprising twist.

17:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S11 · E1 · Hold On Tight Drama

Hold On Tight

A dangerous individual from the past causes trouble on Kidd and Severide's honeymoon; one of Kidd's former academy classmates joins the crew at Firehouse 51.

Evening

18:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S11 · E3 · Completely Shattered Drama

Completely Shattered

Kidd wants to prepare her new lieutenant's quarters, so she asks Carver, Capp and Tony for help; the crew works as a team to combat a movie theater fire.

19:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S12 · E3 · Trapped Drama

Trapped

Brett and Violet witness a domestic dispute and opt to investigate the incident themselves; Mouch vets Truck 81's new recruit; Herrmann uses something new.

20:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S12 · E6 · Port in the Storm Drama

Port in the Storm

Familiar faces return to Firehouse 51 as Brett says goodbye; Violet races to decorate Brett's wedding venue; a call at the expo center takes a turn.

21:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S12 · E7 · Red Flag Drama

Red Flag

Violet has a conflict with her new partner; Severide finds hidden money on a call and stands against the cops on the case; Mouch receives a parking ticket.

22:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S13 · E1 · A Monster In the Field Drama

A Monster In the Field

A new chief makes changes at Firehouse 51; Violet and Novak search for the truth behind a car crash; Cruz closely observes Severide and Damon's growing bond.

23:00 1h

Chicago Fire

S13 · E4 · Through the Skin Drama

Through the Skin

Violet risks her livelihood to deliver a baby; Mouch, Capp and Tony help Cruz search for Javi's stolen bike; Severide is affected by Damon's departure.

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