USA TV Guide — Thursday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full USA TV guide for Thursday, 27 August 2026. 23 programmes listed , including 4 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

01:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S2 · E4 · Ted Mosby, Architect Comedy

Ted Mosby, Architect

After Robin insinuates that Ted's job is boring, Barney takes it upon himself to prove that she is wrong and urges Ted to use his occupational title as a pickup

02:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S2 · E5 · World's Greatest Couple Comedy

World's Greatest Couple

Barney feels that his bachelorhood is in danger when Lily moves in and their relationship goes to the next level; Marshall spends quality time with another man.

02:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S2 · E6 · Aldrin Justice Comedy

Aldrin Justice

Barney makes it his personal mission to satisfy Marshall's recently divorced law professor; Lily decides to teach Ted's mean boss a lesson.

03:00 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S2 · E7 · Swarley Comedy

Swarley

Ted and Barney talk Marshall into going on a date with a girl, but after a closer look, the two of them decide she has "crazy eyes."

03:30 30m

How I Met Your Mother

S2 · E8 · Atlantic City Comedy

Atlantic City

Lily and Marshall decide to get married and travel to Atlantic City for the wedding, where they are followed by Barney, Ted, and Robin.

04:00 1h

Dateline

S9 · E2 · The Day Akia Disappeared True

The Day Akia Disappeared

An eight months pregnant woman goes missing right before her baby shower and her panicked family raises the alarm.

05:00 1h

Dateline

S7 · E36 · Far From Spider Lake Part 1 True

Far From Spider Lake Part 1

A mother was fatally shot in her bed while her husband and teenage daughter were home, and interviews with the victim's family members are included.

Morning

06:00 1h

Dateline

S7 · E37 · Far From Spider Lake Part 2 True

Far From Spider Lake Part 2

A mother was fatally shot in her bed while her husband and teenage daughter were home, and interviews with the victim's family members are included.

07:00 1h

NCIS: Los Angeles

S9 · E16 · Warrior of Peace Drama

Warrior of Peace

Callen searches for an alternative when his father is planned to be used for an exchange for two American photographers taken hostage in Iran.

08:00 1h

NCIS: Los Angeles

S9 · E17 · The Monster Drama

The Monster

The team learns of a killer who organizes shows for high-paying voyeurs; Mosley partners with Callen during a joint mission with the ATF.

09:00 1h

NCIS: Los Angeles

S9 · E18 · Vendetta Drama

Vendetta

Callen and Sam work alongside the ATF when an international weapons dealer comes back to America; Eric is sent undercover as a bank IT technician for the case.

10:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S6 · E21 · Blood Drama

Blood

An elderly woman is suffering abuse at the hands of her son for her prescription pain medication and the detectives attempt to convince her to turn him in.

11:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S6 · E23 · Goliath Drama

Goliath

Two police officers attack their wives then become suicidal, and the investigation leads to a malaria drug they were given while serving in Afghanistan.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E1 · Demons Drama

Demons

When a young girl is sexually assaulted, Stabler goes undercover as a sex offender to see if a paroled rapist has suffered a relapse.

13:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E4 · Ripped Drama

Ripped

Detectives investigate a teenage baseball star that is suspected of maliciously attacking a 17-year-old girl on campus but has no memory of attacking anyone.

14:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E5 · Strain Drama

Strain

Detectives search for the person responsible for the murder of two young homosexual men who were drug addicts in addition to suffering from a new strain of HIV.

15:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E8 · Starved Drama

Starved

A woman drinks herself into a coma in an effort to avoid taking the stand against her new husband, who is accused of being a serial rapist.

16:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E9 · Rockabye Drama

Rockabye

A teenage girl is found badly beaten on the street and suffers a miscarriage as a result, but the detectives discover that she is hiding a secret.

17:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E10 · Storm Drama

Storm

Two of three young sisters escape from a child molester who abducted them, so Benson and Stabler try to find the kidnapper before he harms his remaining victim.

Evening

18:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E12 · Infected Drama

Infected

A 14-year-old boy witnesses his mother being shot to death while hiding in a closet, which prompts him to kill the person he believes to be responsible.

19:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E15 · Manipulated Drama

Manipulated

While investigating the sexual assault and murder of a successful young attorney, the detectives discover that their victim was also moonlighting as a stripper.

20:00 1h

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

S7 · E18 · Venom Drama

Venom

Detective Tutola searches for a way to clear his son's name after discovering that the young man has become a suspect in a murder investigation.

21:00 3h

Fast X

Action, Crime, Thriller Film ★ 7.0

A man attempting to move on with his family discovers that a family member of a drug kingpin he wronged is seeking revenge for their past history together.

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